Sunday, March 21, 2021

Fastlane 2021 - The LIVE Results



It is announced that Shane McMahon has injured his knee while training, and is currently being evaluated by trainers. Shane's medical status is currently unknown.

Backstage, Kevin Patrick interviews Seth Rollins, who says he is not surprised that Shinsuke Nakamura confronted him, then says he is disappointed in Nakamura because he knows he is "better than this." He says that he thought Nakamura would know something about respect, but he is now mistaken after he stood up for Cesaro, and he hopes to teach Nakamura a lesson about respect and hopes that Cesaro will also learn something in the process. He then says that if Cesaro wants to confront him again after this, he will make him pay for it.

Matt Riddle retains the WWE United States Championship against Mustafa Ali with a Bro Derk from the middle rope. After the match, Mustafa Ali blames the rest of Retribution for his loss. This leads to Reckoning turning her back on Ali, with Slapjack following. When Ali blames T-Bar for the defections, T-Bar and Mace hit Ali with a double choke slam.

Nia Jax and "The Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler retain the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships against Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair following the distraction by Reginald and an argument between Sasha and Bianca which sees Sasha call Bianca a rookie again that allows Baszler to win with a schoolkid pin. After the match, Sasha and Bianca continue to argue, and Sasha slaps Bianca as she continues to call her a rookie.



Backstage, Shane McMahon is met by Elias and Jaxson Ryker. Elias proposes a pitch for WrestleMania. Shane is initially reluctant, but when Elias says he will do anything to be in the event, Shane is all ears.

Big E retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Apollo Crews after a confusing - and botched - inside cradle pinfall attempt. After the match, Apollo attacks Big E and tells him it is not over.



In an advertisement for Old Spice Wild, Joseph Average hands a stick of new Old Spice Wild to Drew Gulak. Akira Tozawa then shows up with a ninja referee, demanding to know where R-Truth is. R-Truth hands Tozawa a stick of deodorant, and Tozawa pulls R-Truth's arm out from behind the shelves of deodorant, causing everything to fall over. As Joe Average is on the floor, he leans back on R-Truth, winning the WWE 24/7 Championship. R-Truth soon pins Joe Average to win the title back, then runs away. Tozawa gets angry at Joe Average for costing him the 24/7 title, then tears at his sweater to see a T-shirt with a panther on it and the words "Night Panther." Tozawa screams "The Night Panther lives!" as he laments the 24/7 Championship getting away from him. (Joe Average is played by Rik Bugez aka Eric Bugenhagen.)



We see video footage of Shane McMahon injuring his knee from earlier today.

Shane McMahon, Elias and Jaxson Ryker are in the ring. After Elias plays just a few notes, Shane tells Elias that he is taking his place tonight in his match against Braun Strowman.

Braun Strowman beats Elias.



Backstage, Matt Riddle meets Shinsuke Nakamura and wishes him luck in his match with Seth Rollins before making a business proposal where they team up to customize scooters, then talks about his cousin Skeeter only to find out Nakamura has disappeared. Riddle leaves, then Nakamura is seen coming out from a nearby doorway.



Seth Rollins beats Shinsuke Nakamura.

Rhea Ripley debuts on Raw tomorrow night!

Drew McIntyre beats Sheamus in a No Holds Barred match.

Alexa Bliss beats Randy Orton in a match that sees Randy Orton spits black bile out of his mouth again before the match begins, Alexa shooting fireballs out of her hands, a lighting rig fall from the ceiling and the burnt body of The Fiend coming out from behind the ring and hitting Orton with Sister Abigail to allow Alexa to get the win after Alexa pushes Orton into The Fiend.



Roman Reigns retains the WWE Universal Championship. During the match, the first referee for the match is knocked out with a running knee from Daniel. When Edge goes his job as special guest enforcer, Jey Uso superkicks Edge and hits Daniel Bryan with a chair only for Daniel to use it against him. Afterwards, Daniel swings the chair at Roman, but Edge gets hit inadvertently. As Daniel makes Roman tap to the Yes Lock with no official to call it, Edge hits both Daniel and Roman with the chair before saying that the WrestleMania main event is and storming off. A second referee shows up just in time for Roman to put himself on top of Daniel to retain.





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