All In - The Results

Zero Hour

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) welcome everyone to All In. After some pyro, Road Warrior Animal shows up on a motorcycle before some people in the Chicago, Illinois proud get some free merchandise courtesy of Hot Topic. We then see a commercial for Pro Wrestling Tees. (During the show, there are also deals for 20% off the site this weekend only.)

Before the next match, Scorpio Sky declares Chicago, Illinois the worst town he has ever been in, and Frankie Kazarian says that despite this, they are part of history and they are all in.

SoCal Uncensored (Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky) beat The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) after Kazarian catches Jay Briscoe on an electric chair-flying cross body combination and pins him to the mat.

Alicia Atout (the interviewer from Impact Wrestling) interviews Kenny Omega backstage. He says people have asked for this match against Penta El Zero M, and that while he doesn't know if Penta is ready, he is, and he is ready to make one for the ages. Omega admits that Pentagon Jr. is a great wrestler, but he wants to make sure this match is great and that people talk about tonight for a long time.

We see a video package for "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. Nick Aldis for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship (and Cody's Ring of Honor ring).

Dalton Castle guests on commentary for the next match.

Flip Gordon, disguised as a luchador, wins the Over Budget Battle Royal. He is put through a table at the beginning of the match, and was never officially eliminated. After Bully Ray tosses Colt Cabana and thinks he is the winner when the luchador gets back into the ring, unmasks, and reveals himself to be Flip Gordon. He sends Bully Over the top rope to face Jay Lethal for the ROH World Championship later tonight.

All In

The show begins with The Star Spangled Banner.

Matt Cross beats MJF. Justin Roberts is the ring announcer for this match.

Backstage, Sean Mooney of WWE fame interviews Nick Aldis. He says that the NWA World Heavyweight Championship is the reason behind the buzz for All In as well as why Cody Rhodes wants to make history. Aldis makes it clear that he is going to walk out as NWA World Heavyweight Champion, not Cody.

Jerry Lynn is the special guest referee for the next match.

"The Almighty" Christopher Daniels beats Stephen Amell after special guest referee Jerry Lynn drags both men into the ring after Amell puts himself through a table to ensure the match has a winner. After the match, both men shake hands, and Amell raises Daniels' arm in victory before they both celebrate in the ring.

Tenille Dashwood and "The Exotic Goddess" Mandy Leon guest on commentary for the next match.

Tessa Blanchard beats Chelsea Green, Britt Baker and Madison Rayne in a Four Corners Survival Match. All four women have a group hug and a show of respect after the match.

Chico El Luchador and Fat Ass Mada are seen in the front row.

Brent Tarring, a long-time friend of "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and Nick Aldis, guests on commentary for the next match. Also before the next match, Tommy Dreamer, Diamond Dallas Page, Cody's dog Pharoah, Glacier and the rest of "The Nightmare Family" accompany Cody Rhodes to the ring before the next match, while Tim Storm, Jeff Jarrett and Shawn Daivari do the same for Nick Aldis. The referee for this match is none other than Earl Hebner, who has also known Cody and Aldis for a long time and says "May the best man win."

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes beats Nick Aldis after countering a Sunset Flip by leaning forward and pinning Nick Aldis' shoulders to the mat to win the NWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Before the next match, Matt Jackson wakes up "Hangman" Adam Page, who is haunted by what has recently gone on on Being The Elite, and Page nearly attacks him before running to the ring.

"Hangman" Adam Page beats Joey Janela in a Chicago Street Fight after beating and choking Janela with a hotel telephone and hitting him with a Rite of Passage from up a ladder and through a table. After the match, footage plays of an unconscious and supposedly dead Joey Ryan's penis becoming erect, then men in white penis suits walk out and approach the ring. They all line the middle of the stage in a manner similar to The Undertaker's druids, then it is revealed that Joey Ryan is still alive. Joey Ryan then makes quick work of Adam Page, who believes that he should be dead, then he rolls Page to the men in the white penis suits, who proceed to carry Page to the back like Jesus on the cross as the crowd chants "rest in penis." (Author's note: This is far and away the strangest thing I have ever recapped in the history of this blog. I hope you enjoyed this.)

Backstage, Jay Lethal is handed a pair of sunglasses by a mysterious someone, who then slaps Jay on the shoulder.

Flip Gordon is accompanied by Brandi Rhodes before the next match, and Jay Lethal comes out dressed like "Macho Man" Randy Savage while accompanied by "Leaping" Lanny Poffo. Ring of Honor Ambassador Carey Silkin holds up the ROH World Championship before the match begins, then Code of Honor is adhered to with a Mega Powers-style handshake between Gordon and Lethal.

Jay Lethal retains the ROH World Championship against Flip Gordon after countering the Kinder Surprise with a cutter before hitting the Lethal Injection for the win. Both men show respect after the match, then Bully Ray shows up and attacks both men before hitting Gordon with the chain. "Leaping" Lanny Poffo confronts Bully Ray only to get kicked in the groin. Bully Ray then pulls out a table from underneath the ring, then Colt Cabana runs into the ring and Spears Bully before he, Lethal and Gordon put Bully Ray through the table.

"The Cleaner" Kenny Omega beats Penta El Zero M.

After the match, the lights go out, and when they come back on, Penta El Zero M gets back up before attacking Kenny Omega. It is then noticed that this is not Penta El Zero M, and instead, someone dressed like him. It is Chris Jericho, who Jericho hits Kenny with the Codebreaker, then tells him he will see him on the Chris Jericho Rock 'n Rager at Sea. Jericho knocks Don Callis to the floor as he charges the commentary table.

Famous New Japan referee Tiger Hattori is the referee for the next match. Backstage, "The Villain" Marty Scurll is mocked by two unknown in the back, and both of them get their fingers broken as a result.

"The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada beats "The Villain" Marty Scurll.

Kota Ibushi and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) beat Rey Mysterio, Bandido and Rey Fenix.