Impact Wrestling: One Night Only - Night of the Dummies - The Results

Jay Freddie beats Isys Ephex.

Backstage, Eli Drake plays a song he calls "Night of the Dummies." After that, he welcomes everyone to the show, then says he has procured only the greatest talent available on this world, and tonight, he has Moose, The Latin-American Xchange (Santana and Ortiz), Alisha Edwards and Homicide. Tonight's main event, however, will be him vs. Eddie Edwards. We then see Eli Drake outside, interviewing some tailgaters in a parking lot.

Fallah Bahh beats "The Supercop" Dick Justice. Both men show respect after the match.

Moose says it has been a long time since he has been in Binghamton, New York, and says that it is amazing how things still stay the same as "Binghamton sucks." Tonight, he wrestles KM, and KM will step in the ring with a legend and find out why he is called "Mr. Impact Wrestling."

Backstage, "The Supercop" Dick Justice says that when Impact Wrestling called him, they said they needed a stand-by wrestler. In Binghampton, however, he is no stand-by wrestler or Richard Justice; he is "The Supercop" Dick Justice. He says he had Fallah Bahh, but Fallah Bahh has to be one of the smartest men he has met in his life. Bahh may have beaten this time, but next time, justice will be served.

Slyck Wagner Brown beats Axel Lennox.

We see footage from earlier today where Eddie Edwards looks for his wife Alisha Edwards. He finds her in the Knockouts' dressing room, and tells him to get out. Also, his Kendo stick is named "Kenny."

Alisha Edwards beats Rebel. Both women show respect after the match.

Backstage, Eli Drake congratulates Alisha Edwards on her victory, but says he is an equal opportunity dummy namer. Suddenly, he finds out that Jimmy Jacobs is in the room. Jimmy says that while this is Eli Drake's show, he finds it odd that he is not even on the card. Eli tells Jimmy that he has something for him, and that he is bringing back Facts of Life with Jimmy Jacobs as a guest. Jimmy Jacobs accepts the invitation.

Backstage, Alisha Edwards says she was victorious tonight against Rebel and that this proves she can hang with the best in the Knockouts Division. She says that while Rebel was able to bring it, so was she, and she proved that anything is possible.

Team Tremendous (Dan Barry and Bill Carr) beat The Heavenly Bodies (Desirable Dustin and Gigolo Justin).

In footage from earlier today, Homicide tells The Latin-American Xchange (Konnan, Santana, Ortiz) that he is here, and says that they have nothing compared to The OG'z (King, Homicide, Hernandez). He says that if Konnan thinks he can play him, he's got another thing coming, and tonight, nothing is going to stop him because this is his world.

Eli Drake shows up. He says he came to Binghamton, New York with the mobile, play-at-home version of the Eli Drake Dummy Button, and with that, he is doing a live version of Facts of Life. After testing to see if the mobile version of the dummy button works, he introduces Jimmy Jacobs to the show. Jimmy Jacobs shows up, and Eli Drake wants to know what it is that made Jimmy want to be part of the show so badly. Jimmy says he always gets what he wants, but tonight, it is about what Eli Drake needs. He eels that Eli Drake has no idea what he is in for in his match against Eddie Edwards tonight. Eli Drake says that Eddie Edwards doesn't have what it takes, but Jimmy Jacobs says that Eli Drake should be more careful as Eddie will be swinging his kendo stick. Jimmy then offers his help, but Eli Drake doesn't take this too seriously and Jimmy says the only person who will be laughing at the end of the night will be Eddie Edwards. Eli Drake says that Eddie Edwards is a victim of his own ambition and has a first-classic ticket to the Gravy Ticket, and that he does not need his help. Jimmy responds by saying that Eli Drake is a dummy along with the fans in attendance, and says that somebody in the back will be needing his help. He calls out Santana, saying that Santana might be needing his help, and Santana shows up. Jimmy says he heard a rumor that Ortiz got jumped by The OG'z (Homicide and Hernandez), leaving Santana alone tonight. Jimmy says Santana needs all the help he can get tonight, and offers Santana his help. Santana shakes Jimmy's hand, then kicks in the face. He then demands that the next match begin.

Santana beats Homicide in a Street Fight.

We hear from Eli Drake, who says that he comes from a lineage of strong men before saying he has three favorite moments from tonight's show: the Eli Drake tailgater interview, the live Facts of Life show (in which he says that Jimmy Jacobs will not be at Night of the Dummies 2 next year) and him beating Eddie Edwards later tonight.

Backstage, Santana says that if The OG'z (King, Homicide, Hernandez) thought it was a good idea to play games with The Latin-American Xchange (Konnan, Santana, Ortiz), they have anohter thing coming, as LAX have won the battle and are about to win the war.

Sean Carr beats Brute Vanslyke. Both men stare down after the match.

Backstage, Fallah Bahh and KM celebrate the former's win, then KM sayas that he will beat Moose tonight so they cna be even. Suddenly, Fallah Bahh wants to know why KM isn't wearing the same thing that he is, saying it is the reason why they are winning as a team. KM says that if he loses tonight, he will dress like Fallah Bahh for the rest of his career. The two men then shake on it.

Before the next match, Moose talks about Syracuse University, which is down the road from the arena, then says he doesn't need the fans to become a legend because Binghamton, New York sucks. Tonight, he wrestle KM, and KM gets to wrestle a legend. He then calls out KM so he can beat him and get out of "this god-forsaken town."

Moose beats KM.

Backstage, KM wonders what he did wrong in his match with Moose, whom he says he had beat. Fallah Bahh, who is at catering, reminds KM of the bet. KM says he has kidding, but realizes he has to take it seriously now.

Before the next match, Eli Drake wants the kendo stick out of Eddie Edwards' hands. Eddie Edwards drops the kendo stick so it lands outside of the ring. When the match starts, Eddie Edwards slaps Eli Drake on the ass, and Eli Drake gets on the microphone again to announce that there will be no ass slapping. He also gets on the microphone a third time after an arm drag from Eddie Edwards to ban arm drags in the match, and a fourth time to ban Eddie Edwards from making snow angels in the ring following a belly-to-belly suplex. Later still, Eli Drake has to ban chops, then tries to go even further only to be booted off the apron by Eddie Edwards, who then goes for a tope suicida only to get a microphone shot to the head.

Eddie Edwards beats Eli Drake. During the match, Eddie Edwards takes a fan's prosthetic leg to use it as a weapon, but Eli Drake also makes that illegal. Eddie Edwards hits a cameraman with it, then hits Eli Drake with the prosthetic leg as the referee checks on the cameraman. Shortly after that, Eli Drake knocks the referee into the ropes and tries to use a steel chair as a weapon, but the referee tries to stop him and gets pushed away as a result. Eddie Edwards hits Eli Drake with the kendo stick as the referee is briefly stunned, then gets the pinfall and makes a snow angel in the ring.