At the start of the show, Bam Bam Bigelow tells "The Rocket" Owen Hart that his rocket is going down in flames. Owen Hart says that in a short while, Bam Bam Bigelow will be his launchpad to blast his rocket straight to the top.
Crush beats Glen Ruth. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Doink. He insists there is only one of him and that the other Doink who pops up to talk with him is an illusion.
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The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat J.D. Stryker and Ron Preston. During the match, it is announced that WWF President Jack Tunney wants a full report, including X-rays, on the forearm of "The Narcissist" Lex Luger.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for the night of April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Shawn Michaels squares off against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, and Mr. Perfect will meet "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. Crush, Yokozuna and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) will also be on the card. On May 1st at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York - where kids 12 and under get in for $2 less - Bret "Hit Man" Hart takes on Lex Luger. Luger says that when he first came to the World Wrestling Federation, he had heard all the accolades about Bret "Hit Man" Hart, but when he laid beneath his feet at the WrestleMania brunch, he was disgusted because Hart laid there unconscious at his feet and he knew he would no longer be WWF Champion. Now he plans to write the final chapter in his career, and finish him once and for all. Bret says everyone wants to know how he feels now that he is no longer WWF Champion. He feels angry, for starters, but all he can do is get back on track and go straight back to the top. Hulk Hogan is the WWF Champion right now, and the only way to get a title shot is to beat everybody else up. He will see Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji on the way, but first, he has to deal with Lex Luger. He knows that Luger likes to hurt people with the steel plate in his elbow, and tells Luger that he looks forward to stepping in the ring with him as it is a whole different ballgame now. He says that the "nice guy stuff" is over, and that he is going to be the most vicious wrestler he's ever seen. He tells Luger to remember one thing: this isn't a bodybuilding competition, this is a wrestling match, and he will wipe him out.
We see footage of the aftermath of Mr. Perfect vs. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger at WrestleMania 9.
Mr. Perfect beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who says that Mr. Perfect thinks he is flawless and unblemished, but at WrestleMania 9, he found out he could take the perfect beating. He doesn't think that Mr. Perfect wants any more of him.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats "The Rocket" Owen Hart. After the match, it is announced that the newest issue of WWF Spotlight Magazine with Andre the Giant on the cover is now available.
We see the music video for "WrestleMania" from WrestleMania: The Album.
Yokozuna beats Chris Katowski. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, who says that Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji cannot be trust. He says the USA is the land of the free and the home of the brave, and he has a 2x4 for him. After the match, it is announced that WrestleMania 9 will be available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video next Thursday.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises Monday Night Raw for the night of April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, as well as the May 1st show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York, where kids 12 and under get in for $2 less. At the latter show, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan will face Yokozuna. Mr. Fuji tells Duggan he has a small, small memory, and asks him if he remembers what Yokozuna did to him last time. He says that Yokozuna crushed his ribs, and his wife was crying. he asks Duggan if he wants to see his newborn child, and tells Duggan that this time around, Yokozuna will permanently cripple him, and Duggan will be screaming in pain. Shawn Michaels will also face Mr. Perfect, who says that everywhere he goes, he hears about how Shawn jumped him from behind and treated him like a piece of garbage. Mr. Perfect says he is not a piece of garbage, and that Shawn is. He says Shawn's problem is that he is walking around like he is the king of the ring, but he is a two-time Intercontinental Champion and he knows what it takes to hold the title. He says Shawn has great assets, but he is Mr. Perfect, and that Shawn is about to get what is coming to him.
Next week: Shawn Michaels! An update on the medical condition of "The Rocket" Owen Hart! Tatanka! Mr. Hughes! The full medical evaluation of "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)!
Saturday, April 17, 1993
Monday, April 12, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 12, 1993
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) have paid The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) some money backstage to take care of - and give advice on how to take on - The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner).
Scott Steiner beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification after interference by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. Brother Rick helps Scott fight DiBiase and IRS, but The Beverly Brothers show up and almost gang up on the Steiners until Scott is able to trick them into attacking DiBiase. When DiBiase gets angry with them, The Beverly Brothers turn on Money Inc. (DiBiase and IRS).
Tatanka beats Von Krus. During the match, Doink the Clown shows up and squirts water at everyone with his umbrella.
Hulk Hogan is officially WWF Champion as per a ruling by Jack Tunney.
Rob Bartlett interviews Luna Vachon in her first Raw appearance. She calls herself "the true woman of the '90s," and calls Sensational Sherri a "witch." She says the only thing strong about Sensational Sherri is her breath, and implies she's everything that Sherri is not. Bartlett then tells Luna that Sherri is here...and Sherri immediately shows up. She calls Luna "a disgrace to the World Wrestling Federation" and kicks Luna in the head starting a fight. Rob Bartlett tries to break it up only to get smacked around himself. The brawl spills into the stands, and clothes even get ripped off in the process. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna away as the brawl is broken up.
After the break, Luna Vachon shows up and attacks Sensational Sherri yet again. Not surprisingly, this starts yet another brawl. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna off yet again. Sherri tells Luna that if she wants a piece of her, she's got it.
Papa Shango beats Scott Taylor (who is erroneously named "Skip Taylor" by announcer Howard Finkel). A beaten-up Rob Bartlett returns to ringside with his clothes torn up (assumedly by Luna Vachon) during the match.
Friar Ferguson beats Chris Duffy in what proves to be the former's only match in the World Wrestling Federation.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) attack Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) from behind as they accept the Beverly Brothers' challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Scott Steiner beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification after interference by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. Brother Rick helps Scott fight DiBiase and IRS, but The Beverly Brothers show up and almost gang up on the Steiners until Scott is able to trick them into attacking DiBiase. When DiBiase gets angry with them, The Beverly Brothers turn on Money Inc. (DiBiase and IRS).
Tatanka beats Von Krus. During the match, Doink the Clown shows up and squirts water at everyone with his umbrella.
Hulk Hogan is officially WWF Champion as per a ruling by Jack Tunney.
Rob Bartlett interviews Luna Vachon in her first Raw appearance. She calls herself "the true woman of the '90s," and calls Sensational Sherri a "witch." She says the only thing strong about Sensational Sherri is her breath, and implies she's everything that Sherri is not. Bartlett then tells Luna that Sherri is here...and Sherri immediately shows up. She calls Luna "a disgrace to the World Wrestling Federation" and kicks Luna in the head starting a fight. Rob Bartlett tries to break it up only to get smacked around himself. The brawl spills into the stands, and clothes even get ripped off in the process. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna away as the brawl is broken up.
After the break, Luna Vachon shows up and attacks Sensational Sherri yet again. Not surprisingly, this starts yet another brawl. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna off yet again. Sherri tells Luna that if she wants a piece of her, she's got it.
Papa Shango beats Scott Taylor (who is erroneously named "Skip Taylor" by announcer Howard Finkel). A beaten-up Rob Bartlett returns to ringside with his clothes torn up (assumedly by Luna Vachon) during the match.
Friar Ferguson beats Chris Duffy in what proves to be the former's only match in the World Wrestling Federation.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) attack Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) from behind as they accept the Beverly Brothers' challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Saturday, April 10, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 10, 1993
WrestleMania 9 is available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video on April 22nd!
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, it is announced that Hulk Hogan is on the cover of the newest edition of WWF Magazine, and on the inside is none other than Hacksaw.
WWF President Jack Tunney announces that over much deliberation of Mr. Fuji's protest on behalf of Mr. Fuji, he rules that there was an oral contract between Fuji's party and Hulk Hogan, as Fuji laid down the challenge and Hulk Hogan accepted. Furthermore, a WWF referee was in the ring. Therefore, Tunney rules that Hulk Hogan will remain WWF Champion.
Papa Shango beats David Clements.
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"El Matador" Tito Santana beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picure of the Chiquita banana around a still image of Santana's cape.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji show up, and Yokozuna steps on Okerlund's foot. Mr. Fuji says Yokozuna is disappointed about the outcome of WrestleMania 9. As for "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Yokozuna laid him out once, but this time, he will drape the Japanese flag over Duggan when Yokozuna is done. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Pat Riley could use a cheap shot artist like himself on his team before he brags about tossing Mr. Perfect in a trash can, saying it reminded him of "Grover from Sesame Street" (it is really Oscar). He says Perfect should be challenging him for the Intercontinental title, as he is the man with the gold and the flawless record who is unblemished from head to toe. If Perfect wants a piece of him, he can get it, because being a two-time Intercontinental Champion makes him a two-time loser. Okerlund then announces that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be facing "The Narcissist" Lex Luger that night.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Dale Wolfe.
Kamala beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, it is announced that an article on Kamala and Reverend Slick is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
In a match from Wrestling Chalenge, Mr. Hughes beats J.D. Stryker in his WWF debut.
The encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 is this Monday on pay-per-view!
This Tuesday, Andre the Giant is on the cover of WWF Spotlight Magazine. We see a video tribute to him.
Bob Backlund beats Anthony Howard. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bob Backlund, who announces that Andre the Giant is the first inductee in the WWF Hall of Fame, and hopes to follow in his footsteps one day as everyone in the WWF is very proud of him. After the match, Backlund gives Anthony Howard a few words of encouragement, and they both walk to the back together.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Raw for Monday night, April 26th at the Manhattan Center at midtown Manhattan, New York. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect, who says that Shawn Michaels stuck his nose in his business at WrestleMania 9 and left him lying in the trash. He says he is not a piece of garbage and that Shawn is not a threat as he has beaten guys bigger than him. At Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st, something big is going to happen, because he is perfect. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he feels a little bit naked and a little bit angry as Yokozuna was WWF Champion for all of 20 seconds and he has no respect for that at all. He plans on going back on the saddle and getting back on top, and says "The Narcissist" Lex Luger is the first on his list of people to wipe out as the nice guy persona is over, this is no bodybuilding competition and Luger is in for the fight of his life.
Next week: Mr. Perfect! Crush! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! Yokozuna! "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, it is announced that Hulk Hogan is on the cover of the newest edition of WWF Magazine, and on the inside is none other than Hacksaw.
WWF President Jack Tunney announces that over much deliberation of Mr. Fuji's protest on behalf of Mr. Fuji, he rules that there was an oral contract between Fuji's party and Hulk Hogan, as Fuji laid down the challenge and Hulk Hogan accepted. Furthermore, a WWF referee was in the ring. Therefore, Tunney rules that Hulk Hogan will remain WWF Champion.
Papa Shango beats David Clements.
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"El Matador" Tito Santana beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picure of the Chiquita banana around a still image of Santana's cape.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji show up, and Yokozuna steps on Okerlund's foot. Mr. Fuji says Yokozuna is disappointed about the outcome of WrestleMania 9. As for "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Yokozuna laid him out once, but this time, he will drape the Japanese flag over Duggan when Yokozuna is done. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Pat Riley could use a cheap shot artist like himself on his team before he brags about tossing Mr. Perfect in a trash can, saying it reminded him of "Grover from Sesame Street" (it is really Oscar). He says Perfect should be challenging him for the Intercontinental title, as he is the man with the gold and the flawless record who is unblemished from head to toe. If Perfect wants a piece of him, he can get it, because being a two-time Intercontinental Champion makes him a two-time loser. Okerlund then announces that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be facing "The Narcissist" Lex Luger that night.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Dale Wolfe.
Kamala beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, it is announced that an article on Kamala and Reverend Slick is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
In a match from Wrestling Chalenge, Mr. Hughes beats J.D. Stryker in his WWF debut.
The encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 is this Monday on pay-per-view!
This Tuesday, Andre the Giant is on the cover of WWF Spotlight Magazine. We see a video tribute to him.
Bob Backlund beats Anthony Howard. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bob Backlund, who announces that Andre the Giant is the first inductee in the WWF Hall of Fame, and hopes to follow in his footsteps one day as everyone in the WWF is very proud of him. After the match, Backlund gives Anthony Howard a few words of encouragement, and they both walk to the back together.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Raw for Monday night, April 26th at the Manhattan Center at midtown Manhattan, New York. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect, who says that Shawn Michaels stuck his nose in his business at WrestleMania 9 and left him lying in the trash. He says he is not a piece of garbage and that Shawn is not a threat as he has beaten guys bigger than him. At Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st, something big is going to happen, because he is perfect. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he feels a little bit naked and a little bit angry as Yokozuna was WWF Champion for all of 20 seconds and he has no respect for that at all. He plans on going back on the saddle and getting back on top, and says "The Narcissist" Lex Luger is the first on his list of people to wipe out as the nice guy persona is over, this is no bodybuilding competition and Luger is in for the fight of his life.
Next week: Mr. Perfect! Crush! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! Yokozuna! "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
Monday, April 5, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 5, 1993
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Virgil.
When "The King" Jerry Lawler shows up, he demands respect. The audience calls him "Burger King," and Lawler threatens to walk out if the audience continues to call him that. He makes good on his promise as the fans continue.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna. Fuji insists that Yokozuna is still WWF Champion and should be made champion again by WWF President Jack Tunney on the grounds that Yokozuna's match with Hogan was not officially sanctioned.
Bob Backlund beats Kim Chee with a bridge pin.
Damien Demento beats "Jumping" Jim Brunzell. During the match, Rob Bartlet is on the phone, desperate to leave Las Vegas with nothing but the clothes on his back.
"The King" Jerry Lawler appears again. Once again, the crowd cheers "Burger King," and Lawler leaves.
There will be a special encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 next Monday night on pay-per-view!
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Beverly Brothers (Bo and Luke Beverly).
"The King" Jerry Lawler beats Jim Powers.
After the break, "The King" Jerry Lawler trash-talks "Macho Man" Randy Savage and challenges him to a match next week.
Next week on Raw: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) vs. The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)!
When "The King" Jerry Lawler shows up, he demands respect. The audience calls him "Burger King," and Lawler threatens to walk out if the audience continues to call him that. He makes good on his promise as the fans continue.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna. Fuji insists that Yokozuna is still WWF Champion and should be made champion again by WWF President Jack Tunney on the grounds that Yokozuna's match with Hogan was not officially sanctioned.
Bob Backlund beats Kim Chee with a bridge pin.
Damien Demento beats "Jumping" Jim Brunzell. During the match, Rob Bartlet is on the phone, desperate to leave Las Vegas with nothing but the clothes on his back.
"The King" Jerry Lawler appears again. Once again, the crowd cheers "Burger King," and Lawler leaves.
There will be a special encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 next Monday night on pay-per-view!
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Beverly Brothers (Bo and Luke Beverly).
"The King" Jerry Lawler beats Jim Powers.
After the break, "The King" Jerry Lawler trash-talks "Macho Man" Randy Savage and challenges him to a match next week.
Next week on Raw: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) vs. The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)!
Sunday, April 4, 1993
WrestleMania 9 - The Results
The show begins with the opening ceremonies: the arrival of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra on an elephant, the arrival of "Macho Man" Randy Savage on a sedan and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan riding backwards on a camel.
When Shawn Michaels arrives for his match, he is accompanied by Luna Vachon, who is making her WWE debut. His opponent, Tatanka, is accompanied by Sensational Sherri, even though she is not on his side and is standing in a neutral corner.
Tatanka beats Shawn Michaels by count-out. Shawn Michaels retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship. After the match, Luna Vachon attacks Sensational Sherri until Tatanka forces her to retreat. Tatanka carries Sherri to the back.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). They plan to make Julius Caesar proud by beating The Head Shrinkers (Samu and Fatu).
During The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), it is reported that Luna Vachon has attacked Sensational Sherri at the first aid station. (Luna is later arrested by security.)
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu).
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Doink, who has vandalized and desecrated a Julius Caesar statue to look like him. Doink intends to have Crush seeing double vision tonight.
Doink beats Crush, staying true to his promise when another Doink shows up after the ref is unintentionally knocked out and smacks Crush with a prosthetic arm. As Doink leaves, another referee rushes in and tells the first one what happened. When they look under the ring, the other Doink is gone.
Todd Pettengill interviews people, asking people if there were really two Doinks or if it was really an illusion.
Razor Ramon beats Bob Backlund with an inside cradle.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) They think that The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) are fighting a dog in their own backyard, and IRS plans to ruin Brutus' face, just like Hogan's has been damaged as he came out of the gym last night, implying Hogan has recently been attacked by Money Inc.
When The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) show up, Hulk Hogan's eye is bandaged up, red and heavily damaged.
During Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) vs. The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Money Inc. tries to retreat. It is announced that if Money Inc. does not return to the ring by the count of ten, not only will they lose the match, they will lose the tag team titles.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) by disqualification after Jimmy Hart turns his jacket inside out to count the pinfall for the Megamaniacs after referee Danny Davis is knocked out. Money Inc. tries to attack The Megamaniacs after the match, but it doesn't work and they have to retreat. As for Danny Davis, Jimmy Hart tosses him out of the ring. The Megamaniacs also get a hold of IRS' briefcase, and find a brick, tax forms and a ton of dollar bills that they give away to people in the front row.
Todd Pettengill briefly interviews recording artist Natalie Cole and Caesars Palace CEO Dan Reichartz.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect. Perfect says he's exactly what he says he is, while "The Lexercist" Lex Luger (obviously a botch of "The Narcissist") has to carry a mirror all the time to remind himself of the person he thinks he is while he knocks people out like he did Bret Hart earlier in the day.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Mr. Perfect with a backslide pin, despite Perfect's feet touching the ropes. After the match, Luger almost immediately knocks Perfect out with the running forearm. After Luger leaves, an angry Mr. Perfect gets up to a standing ovation and rushes right to the back, looking for Luger. He finds him talking to Shawn Michaels and attacks him, but Shawn Michaels attacks Perfect until officials hold him back. "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan come to blows over how everything transpired, and Jim Ross is caught in the middle.
Gorilla Monsoon announces the match between Giant Gonzales and The Undertaker.
The Undertaker is brought to the ring on a hand-drawn carriage. Perched next to him is a vulture.
The Undertaker beats Giant Gonzales by disqualification when Gonzales uses a handkerchief with chloroform poured on it to knock Undertaker out. Undertaker is taken to the back, but he rushes right back out and fights off Giant Gonzales, who then has to be escorted to the back by armed Caesars Palace security.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund sets the stage for Yokozuna vs. Bret Hart. He also interviews Hulk Hogan, who says that all the Hulkamaniacs are in Bret Hart's corner before warning the officlas to watch Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji like a cat. He then calls out whoever wins the WWF Championship tonight and issues a challenge to them.
Todd Pettengill briefly interviews a few fans.
Yokozuna beats Bret "The Hit man" Hart to win the WWF Championship after Mr. Fuji throws salt into Bret Hart's face as he performs the Sharpshooter. Hulk Hogan tries to tell the ref what has happened, but Mr. Fuji butts in and says Yokozuna has issued a challenge to Hulk Hogan for the WWF Championship. Hogan is more concerned with Bret Hart, but Bret tells Hogan to go for it. Hogan does, and Yokozuna tries to hold Hogan in place so Fuji can throw salt in Hogan's face, but Hogan dodges it and the salt hits Yokozuna instead, allowing Hulk Hogan to win the WWF Championship for a record fifth time.
When Shawn Michaels arrives for his match, he is accompanied by Luna Vachon, who is making her WWE debut. His opponent, Tatanka, is accompanied by Sensational Sherri, even though she is not on his side and is standing in a neutral corner.
Tatanka beats Shawn Michaels by count-out. Shawn Michaels retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship. After the match, Luna Vachon attacks Sensational Sherri until Tatanka forces her to retreat. Tatanka carries Sherri to the back.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). They plan to make Julius Caesar proud by beating The Head Shrinkers (Samu and Fatu).
During The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), it is reported that Luna Vachon has attacked Sensational Sherri at the first aid station. (Luna is later arrested by security.)
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu).
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Doink, who has vandalized and desecrated a Julius Caesar statue to look like him. Doink intends to have Crush seeing double vision tonight.
Doink beats Crush, staying true to his promise when another Doink shows up after the ref is unintentionally knocked out and smacks Crush with a prosthetic arm. As Doink leaves, another referee rushes in and tells the first one what happened. When they look under the ring, the other Doink is gone.
Todd Pettengill interviews people, asking people if there were really two Doinks or if it was really an illusion.
Razor Ramon beats Bob Backlund with an inside cradle.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) They think that The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) are fighting a dog in their own backyard, and IRS plans to ruin Brutus' face, just like Hogan's has been damaged as he came out of the gym last night, implying Hogan has recently been attacked by Money Inc.
When The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) show up, Hulk Hogan's eye is bandaged up, red and heavily damaged.
During Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) vs. The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Money Inc. tries to retreat. It is announced that if Money Inc. does not return to the ring by the count of ten, not only will they lose the match, they will lose the tag team titles.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) by disqualification after Jimmy Hart turns his jacket inside out to count the pinfall for the Megamaniacs after referee Danny Davis is knocked out. Money Inc. tries to attack The Megamaniacs after the match, but it doesn't work and they have to retreat. As for Danny Davis, Jimmy Hart tosses him out of the ring. The Megamaniacs also get a hold of IRS' briefcase, and find a brick, tax forms and a ton of dollar bills that they give away to people in the front row.
Todd Pettengill briefly interviews recording artist Natalie Cole and Caesars Palace CEO Dan Reichartz.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect. Perfect says he's exactly what he says he is, while "The Lexercist" Lex Luger (obviously a botch of "The Narcissist") has to carry a mirror all the time to remind himself of the person he thinks he is while he knocks people out like he did Bret Hart earlier in the day.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Mr. Perfect with a backslide pin, despite Perfect's feet touching the ropes. After the match, Luger almost immediately knocks Perfect out with the running forearm. After Luger leaves, an angry Mr. Perfect gets up to a standing ovation and rushes right to the back, looking for Luger. He finds him talking to Shawn Michaels and attacks him, but Shawn Michaels attacks Perfect until officials hold him back. "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan come to blows over how everything transpired, and Jim Ross is caught in the middle.
Gorilla Monsoon announces the match between Giant Gonzales and The Undertaker.
The Undertaker is brought to the ring on a hand-drawn carriage. Perched next to him is a vulture.
The Undertaker beats Giant Gonzales by disqualification when Gonzales uses a handkerchief with chloroform poured on it to knock Undertaker out. Undertaker is taken to the back, but he rushes right back out and fights off Giant Gonzales, who then has to be escorted to the back by armed Caesars Palace security.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund sets the stage for Yokozuna vs. Bret Hart. He also interviews Hulk Hogan, who says that all the Hulkamaniacs are in Bret Hart's corner before warning the officlas to watch Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji like a cat. He then calls out whoever wins the WWF Championship tonight and issues a challenge to them.
Todd Pettengill briefly interviews a few fans.
Yokozuna beats Bret "The Hit man" Hart to win the WWF Championship after Mr. Fuji throws salt into Bret Hart's face as he performs the Sharpshooter. Hulk Hogan tries to tell the ref what has happened, but Mr. Fuji butts in and says Yokozuna has issued a challenge to Hulk Hogan for the WWF Championship. Hogan is more concerned with Bret Hart, but Bret tells Hogan to go for it. Hogan does, and Yokozuna tries to hold Hogan in place so Fuji can throw salt in Hogan's face, but Hogan dodges it and the salt hits Yokozuna instead, allowing Hulk Hogan to win the WWF Championship for a record fifth time.
Take The Wrestling Challenge - Wrestling Challenge recap for April 4, 1993
The show starts in front of Caesars Palace, where Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan discuss who they think will win at WrestleMania 9. We then see the footag of Doink attacking Crush from behind with the prosthetic arm.
Crush beats Barry Horowitz with the Cranium Crusher.
Bob Backlund beats an unnamed opponent.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is trying to buy a T-shirt when Gorilla Monsoon calls him over to the casino for an interview with Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji say that Yokozuna will take the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9. We then see the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna, which quickly ended in Yokozuna decimating Bret.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan are seen heading outside through the entrance door, and Gorilla gives Heenan a hard time for it.
The Bret "Hit Man" Hart/Yokozuna video package to the tune of Aretha Franklin's "Respect" is replayed.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interview Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says he is all right after being maimed by Yokozuna. He knows he is going into WrestleMania 9 as the underdog, and that Yokozuna wants to crush him. He says it won't happen, as he is the best technical wrestler in WWF history and plans to prove to him why he is the WWF Champion. Heenan expresses doubt about Hart putting Yokozuna in the Sharpshooter, but Bret says he has all sorts of moves up his sleeve, and after the ten-minute mark, Yokozuna will be his.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Les Parker and Jim Powers.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Mahattan, New York on Monday Night, April 26th. We then hear from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), who plan to beat The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) to get closer to a tag team title shot at WrestleMania 9.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Gary Sabaugh.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interview Mr. Perfect outside of Caesar's Palace, who says that there is only one Mr. Perfect: himself. When "The Narcissist" Lex Luger shows up at WrestleMania 9, he will be broken into a million pieces like Evel Knievel, because he is exactly what he says he is: perfect.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan meet and interview Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales outside of the shops. Wippleman says that The Undertaker will be destroyed by Giant Gonzales, just like how Virgil was destroyed by Gonzales on the most recent Superstars. Wippleman goes on to say that Caesars Palace will be decorated like a Roman coliseum, but Giant Gonzales says he will turn it into a Roman cemetary. We then see pre-recorded footage from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer, where The Undertaker says the sands fall rapidly through the hourglass and that the Giant Gonzales will soon take his rightful place along with all the battered corpses in the graveyard, and he will possess his soul.
Shawn Michaels says that so many champions have stepped into the ring at Caesars Palace, but none of them are like him, the Intercontinental Champion and the sexist man alive. He is then met in his hotel suite by Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, the latter of whom accidentally sits on the piano. Shawn says Gorilla is just like everyone in the casino who are betting it all on Tatanka. Shawn says Tatanka may have been lucky once or twice, but the Intercontinental Championship is going into WrestleMania 9 with the title and coming back out of it.
Kamala beats Chris Katowski.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Mahattan, New York on Monday Night, April 26th again. We then hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who announces that at WrestleMania 9, he will face Kamala to see who the true beast is.
We see procession of gladiators and beautiful people bringing out Caesar and Cleopatra as Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan close out the show with "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviewing The Mega-Maniacs from this week's Superstars. Hogan says that everyone knows that the eagle is flying slowly and the flag is hanging low, but when you train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, believe in yourself and believe in him, that means you believe in the youth of America and in Hulkamania, and he cannot think of a better time that this Sunday for America to "do a 360" turn it around against Money, Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the tag team titles, so he can tell President Bill Clinton to sleep easy after Sunday. He says The Mega-Maniacs will bankrupt Money Inc. and seize all their assets before throwing them in a semi-trailer, dragging it from New York City to Las Vegas to Los Angeles while Jimmy Hart throws all the money out to ease the national deficit. Hart says he will line up all the major tag teams in the WWF, and there is no doubt in his mind that The Mega-Maniacs will wipe the floor with Money, Inc. before starting their world tour. Brutus tells Hart not to worry about him holding up his end of the bargain, as he is the detail man. When he climbs up to the top of Caesars Palace, he hopes the light bounces off the tag team belts at exactly the right angle so the light can go back to Venice Beach, California back to New York City so all the Hulkamaniacs will know that they are on the money. He then mentions the saying "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," and says they should feed Money, Inc.'s carcasses to the lions. Hulk says "the lions" are the hungry Hulkamaniacs who cannot wait for The Mega-Maniacs to take over the WWF and run roughshod, and that Money Inc. will just be a small snack for them. He then tells everyone not to worry about Brutus' face, as he and Jimmy Hart put his face through "the Hulkamania stress test" by breaking down the Brooklyn Bridge, breaking "the coconuts" on a bull elephant, and finishing knocking down what was left of the Twin Towers, and he couldn't break Brutus' face, which he put through every test known to man, including hitting it with a metal briefcase, which he does. (Thankfully, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is wearing a mask over his face.) He then asks "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
Crush beats Barry Horowitz with the Cranium Crusher.
Bob Backlund beats an unnamed opponent.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is trying to buy a T-shirt when Gorilla Monsoon calls him over to the casino for an interview with Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji say that Yokozuna will take the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9. We then see the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna, which quickly ended in Yokozuna decimating Bret.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan are seen heading outside through the entrance door, and Gorilla gives Heenan a hard time for it.
The Bret "Hit Man" Hart/Yokozuna video package to the tune of Aretha Franklin's "Respect" is replayed.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interview Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says he is all right after being maimed by Yokozuna. He knows he is going into WrestleMania 9 as the underdog, and that Yokozuna wants to crush him. He says it won't happen, as he is the best technical wrestler in WWF history and plans to prove to him why he is the WWF Champion. Heenan expresses doubt about Hart putting Yokozuna in the Sharpshooter, but Bret says he has all sorts of moves up his sleeve, and after the ten-minute mark, Yokozuna will be his.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Les Parker and Jim Powers.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Mahattan, New York on Monday Night, April 26th. We then hear from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), who plan to beat The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) to get closer to a tag team title shot at WrestleMania 9.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Gary Sabaugh.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interview Mr. Perfect outside of Caesar's Palace, who says that there is only one Mr. Perfect: himself. When "The Narcissist" Lex Luger shows up at WrestleMania 9, he will be broken into a million pieces like Evel Knievel, because he is exactly what he says he is: perfect.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan meet and interview Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales outside of the shops. Wippleman says that The Undertaker will be destroyed by Giant Gonzales, just like how Virgil was destroyed by Gonzales on the most recent Superstars. Wippleman goes on to say that Caesars Palace will be decorated like a Roman coliseum, but Giant Gonzales says he will turn it into a Roman cemetary. We then see pre-recorded footage from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer, where The Undertaker says the sands fall rapidly through the hourglass and that the Giant Gonzales will soon take his rightful place along with all the battered corpses in the graveyard, and he will possess his soul.
Shawn Michaels says that so many champions have stepped into the ring at Caesars Palace, but none of them are like him, the Intercontinental Champion and the sexist man alive. He is then met in his hotel suite by Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, the latter of whom accidentally sits on the piano. Shawn says Gorilla is just like everyone in the casino who are betting it all on Tatanka. Shawn says Tatanka may have been lucky once or twice, but the Intercontinental Championship is going into WrestleMania 9 with the title and coming back out of it.
Kamala beats Chris Katowski.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Mahattan, New York on Monday Night, April 26th again. We then hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who announces that at WrestleMania 9, he will face Kamala to see who the true beast is.
We see procession of gladiators and beautiful people bringing out Caesar and Cleopatra as Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan close out the show with "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviewing The Mega-Maniacs from this week's Superstars. Hogan says that everyone knows that the eagle is flying slowly and the flag is hanging low, but when you train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, believe in yourself and believe in him, that means you believe in the youth of America and in Hulkamania, and he cannot think of a better time that this Sunday for America to "do a 360" turn it around against Money, Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the tag team titles, so he can tell President Bill Clinton to sleep easy after Sunday. He says The Mega-Maniacs will bankrupt Money Inc. and seize all their assets before throwing them in a semi-trailer, dragging it from New York City to Las Vegas to Los Angeles while Jimmy Hart throws all the money out to ease the national deficit. Hart says he will line up all the major tag teams in the WWF, and there is no doubt in his mind that The Mega-Maniacs will wipe the floor with Money, Inc. before starting their world tour. Brutus tells Hart not to worry about him holding up his end of the bargain, as he is the detail man. When he climbs up to the top of Caesars Palace, he hopes the light bounces off the tag team belts at exactly the right angle so the light can go back to Venice Beach, California back to New York City so all the Hulkamaniacs will know that they are on the money. He then mentions the saying "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," and says they should feed Money, Inc.'s carcasses to the lions. Hulk says "the lions" are the hungry Hulkamaniacs who cannot wait for The Mega-Maniacs to take over the WWF and run roughshod, and that Money Inc. will just be a small snack for them. He then tells everyone not to worry about Brutus' face, as he and Jimmy Hart put his face through "the Hulkamania stress test" by breaking down the Brooklyn Bridge, breaking "the coconuts" on a bull elephant, and finishing knocking down what was left of the Twin Towers, and he couldn't break Brutus' face, which he put through every test known to man, including hitting it with a metal briefcase, which he does. (Thankfully, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is wearing a mask over his face.) He then asks "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
Saturday, April 3, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 3, 1993
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage start the show outside of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada, the site of WrestleMania 9. It is announced that "The Narcissist" Lex Luger may be here later.
Mr. Perfect beats Dwayne Gill.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger joins Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage outside of Caesars Palace. He says the reflective pool and its fountains behind them are very appropriate, as Mr. Perfect will be reflecting on his career - which will no longer be perfect - when he beats him at WrestleMania 9 and Mr. Perfect realizes he has finally met his match.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are in front of the "fountain of the gods" inside Caesars Palace. Savage immediately looks for the gift shop.
We see "Mean" Gene Okerlund interview The Mega-Maniacs (Hulk Hogan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Jimmy Hart). Hogan says that everyone knows that the eagle is flying slowly and the flag is hanging low, but when you train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, believe in yourself and believe in him, that means you believe in the youth of America and in Hulkamania, and he cannot think of a better time that this Sunday for America to "do a 360" turn it around against Money, Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the tag team titles, so he can tell President Bill Clinton to sleep easy after Sunday. He says The Mega-Maniacs will bankrupt Money Inc. and seize all their assets before throwing them in a semi-trailer, dragging it from New York City to Las Vegas to Los Angeles while Jimmy Hart throws all the money out to ease the national deficit. Hart says he will line up all the major tag teams in the WWF, and there is no doubt in his mind that The Mega-Maniacs will wipe the floor with Money, Inc. before starting their world tour. Brutus tells Hart not to worry about him holding up his end of the bargain, as he is the detail man. When he climbs up to the top of Caesars Palace, he hopes the light bounces off the tag team belts at exactly the right angle so the light can go back to Venice Beach, California back to New York City so all the Hulkamaniacs will know that they are on the money. He then mentions the saying "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," and says they should feed Money, Inc.'s carcasses to the lions. Hulk says "the lions" are the hungry Hulkamaniacs who cannot wait for The Mega-Maniacs to take over the WWF and run roughshod, and that Money Inc. will just be a small snack for them. He then tells everyone not to worry about Brutus' face, as he and Jimmy Hart put his face through "the Hulkamania stress test" by breaking down the Brooklyn Bridge, breaking "the coconuts" on a bull elephant, and finishing knocking down what was left of the Twin Towers, and he couldn't break Brutus' face, which he put through every test known to man, including hitting it with a metal briefcase, which he does. (Thankfully, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is wearing a mask over his face.) He then asks "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Glenn Ruth.
Vince McMahon and "The King" Jerry Lawler interview Shawn Michaels (who is sitting in a chair above Vince and Lawler), who says that when you are the Intercontinental Champion and the sexist man alive, it only makes sense to sunbathe head and shoulders above the rest. He says that Tatanka has a loot in common with "the rest of the losers who come to Las Vegas," as they rely on luck while he relies on skill. He says that nobody who is anybody knows luck eventually runs out. Shawn says he is concerned about one thing: walking into WrestleMania with a tan line. Shawn then unbuttons his shirt to reveal the Intercontinental title underneath.
Tatanka beats Barry Hardy.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Rawat the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York on Monday, April 26th, and that tickets are going fast. After Sean Mooney reminds everyone to set their clocks ahead one hour for Daylight Savings Time (which happens tomorrow), we hear from Slick, who is accompanied by Kamala. Slick says that on Sunday, Bam Bam Bigelow, "The Beast From The East," will become Kamala's feast. Slick says Bam Bam has run his mouth from time to time and has not acted like a gentleman or a good sportsman, and that Kamala knows how to deal with him.
Bince McMahon and "The King" Jerry Lawler meet back up with "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who shows up with a gift bag.
Doink beats Dale Wolfe with the Stump Puller. After the match, Doink opens the gift box he came into the ring with, pulls out a pie, and smacks it right into Dale Wolfe's face.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are near the casino as they mention the feud between The Undertaker and Giant Gonzales. Lawler says The Undertaker is just like the rest of the people in Caesars Palace, as the odds are against him and that Giant Gonzales will squeeze his neck until his eyes pop out. When then see the first meeting between the two of them at Royal Rumble.
Harvey Wippleman joins Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and brings out Giant Gonzales, who is in a suit and tie as Wippleman says Giant Gonzales will destroy The Undertaker once and for all. iant Gonzales tells The Undertaker that he has just rolled snake eyes.
Giant Gonzales beats Virgil, then choke slams him after the match and continues to choke Virgil out. Referees have to pull Giant Gonzales off of Virgil, and Gonzales scares them off.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat two unnamed opponents.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Rawat the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York on Monday, April 26th again before reminding everyone about Daylight Savings Time. We then hear from Afa and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), who are reading WWF Magazine. Afa says The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will know what they are all about and to come to fight at WrestleMania as Samu and Fatu tear up a picture of The Steiner Brothers in the magazine. They then eat the two halves of the picture before punching each other, and Afa eats the magazine.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are in front of the Festival Fountain as a storm is about to happen. Lawler says Bret "Hit Man" Hart's WWF Championship reign is about to come to an end, and Savage thinks the statue of Baccus on the fountain is about to come alive.
The storm has passed, but the fun is just beginning at Caesars Palace. Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage remind everyone to watch WrestleMania 9 on pay-per-view. They are then joined by Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that having 550 pounds of Yokozuna on him was like having a bulldozer on him before backing up and staying there. He says Yokozuna will find out he is the excellence of execution, and that he will not be trapped in the corner like he was at the recent contract signing again. He says he is sore, and has been a little sore before. Savage tells Bret he is against all odds in his match against Yokozuna, but the fans - and Savage himself - are behind him, and now he will beat Yokozuna at WrestleMania 9 and retain the WWF Championship.
We then see a video package of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna set to the tune of Aretha Franklin's "Respect" to close out the show.
Mr. Perfect beats Dwayne Gill.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger joins Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage outside of Caesars Palace. He says the reflective pool and its fountains behind them are very appropriate, as Mr. Perfect will be reflecting on his career - which will no longer be perfect - when he beats him at WrestleMania 9 and Mr. Perfect realizes he has finally met his match.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are in front of the "fountain of the gods" inside Caesars Palace. Savage immediately looks for the gift shop.
We see "Mean" Gene Okerlund interview The Mega-Maniacs (Hulk Hogan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Jimmy Hart). Hogan says that everyone knows that the eagle is flying slowly and the flag is hanging low, but when you train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, believe in yourself and believe in him, that means you believe in the youth of America and in Hulkamania, and he cannot think of a better time that this Sunday for America to "do a 360" turn it around against Money, Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the tag team titles, so he can tell President Bill Clinton to sleep easy after Sunday. He says The Mega-Maniacs will bankrupt Money Inc. and seize all their assets before throwing them in a semi-trailer, dragging it from New York City to Las Vegas to Los Angeles while Jimmy Hart throws all the money out to ease the national deficit. Hart says he will line up all the major tag teams in the WWF, and there is no doubt in his mind that The Mega-Maniacs will wipe the floor with Money, Inc. before starting their world tour. Brutus tells Hart not to worry about him holding up his end of the bargain, as he is the detail man. When he climbs up to the top of Caesars Palace, he hopes the light bounces off the tag team belts at exactly the right angle so the light can go back to Venice Beach, California back to New York City so all the Hulkamaniacs will know that they are on the money. He then mentions the saying "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," and says they should feed Money, Inc.'s carcasses to the lions. Hulk says "the lions" are the hungry Hulkamaniacs who cannot wait for The Mega-Maniacs to take over the WWF and run roughshod, and that Money Inc. will just be a small snack for them. He then tells everyone not to worry about Brutus' face, as he and Jimmy Hart put his face through "the Hulkamania stress test" by breaking down the Brooklyn Bridge, breaking "the coconuts" on a bull elephant, and finishing knocking down what was left of the Twin Towers, and he couldn't break Brutus' face, which he put through every test known to man, including hitting it with a metal briefcase, which he does. (Thankfully, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is wearing a mask over his face.) He then asks "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Glenn Ruth.
Vince McMahon and "The King" Jerry Lawler interview Shawn Michaels (who is sitting in a chair above Vince and Lawler), who says that when you are the Intercontinental Champion and the sexist man alive, it only makes sense to sunbathe head and shoulders above the rest. He says that Tatanka has a loot in common with "the rest of the losers who come to Las Vegas," as they rely on luck while he relies on skill. He says that nobody who is anybody knows luck eventually runs out. Shawn says he is concerned about one thing: walking into WrestleMania with a tan line. Shawn then unbuttons his shirt to reveal the Intercontinental title underneath.
Tatanka beats Barry Hardy.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Rawat the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York on Monday, April 26th, and that tickets are going fast. After Sean Mooney reminds everyone to set their clocks ahead one hour for Daylight Savings Time (which happens tomorrow), we hear from Slick, who is accompanied by Kamala. Slick says that on Sunday, Bam Bam Bigelow, "The Beast From The East," will become Kamala's feast. Slick says Bam Bam has run his mouth from time to time and has not acted like a gentleman or a good sportsman, and that Kamala knows how to deal with him.
Bince McMahon and "The King" Jerry Lawler meet back up with "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who shows up with a gift bag.
Doink beats Dale Wolfe with the Stump Puller. After the match, Doink opens the gift box he came into the ring with, pulls out a pie, and smacks it right into Dale Wolfe's face.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are near the casino as they mention the feud between The Undertaker and Giant Gonzales. Lawler says The Undertaker is just like the rest of the people in Caesars Palace, as the odds are against him and that Giant Gonzales will squeeze his neck until his eyes pop out. When then see the first meeting between the two of them at Royal Rumble.
Harvey Wippleman joins Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and brings out Giant Gonzales, who is in a suit and tie as Wippleman says Giant Gonzales will destroy The Undertaker once and for all. iant Gonzales tells The Undertaker that he has just rolled snake eyes.
Giant Gonzales beats Virgil, then choke slams him after the match and continues to choke Virgil out. Referees have to pull Giant Gonzales off of Virgil, and Gonzales scares them off.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat two unnamed opponents.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Rawat the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York on Monday, April 26th again before reminding everyone about Daylight Savings Time. We then hear from Afa and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), who are reading WWF Magazine. Afa says The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will know what they are all about and to come to fight at WrestleMania as Samu and Fatu tear up a picture of The Steiner Brothers in the magazine. They then eat the two halves of the picture before punching each other, and Afa eats the magazine.
Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are in front of the Festival Fountain as a storm is about to happen. Lawler says Bret "Hit Man" Hart's WWF Championship reign is about to come to an end, and Savage thinks the statue of Baccus on the fountain is about to come alive.
The storm has passed, but the fun is just beginning at Caesars Palace. Vince McMahon, "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage remind everyone to watch WrestleMania 9 on pay-per-view. They are then joined by Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that having 550 pounds of Yokozuna on him was like having a bulldozer on him before backing up and staying there. He says Yokozuna will find out he is the excellence of execution, and that he will not be trapped in the corner like he was at the recent contract signing again. He says he is sore, and has been a little sore before. Savage tells Bret he is against all odds in his match against Yokozuna, but the fans - and Savage himself - are behind him, and now he will beat Yokozuna at WrestleMania 9 and retain the WWF Championship.
We then see a video package of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna set to the tune of Aretha Franklin's "Respect" to close out the show.
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