Saturday, June 29, 2019

Fyter Fest - The Results



Q.T. Marshall is seen mentioning that he had trouble getting the ring into the building for tonight's event due to a lack of funds. It soon becomes apparent that the ring is in the building anyway.

Best Friends (Trent Baretta and Chuckie T) beat Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marc Quen) and SoCal Uncensored (Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky) in a three-way tag team match. After the match, Super Smash Bros. (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) show up on the video screen, with Evil Uno stating that they have a few thing to correct at the behest of The Dark Order and that Best Friends are the first. Stu Grayson says he wants to enjoy every second of this. The lights go out, and when they come back on, the minions of the Dark Order surround the ring. The lights go out again, and when they come back on, the minions are gone. (After the match, Private Party were offered full time contracts.)

Backstage, The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) make fun of Fyre Fest, as does Kenny Omega. Omega tells the Bucks that the seamstresses are making new gear for the three of them, and the Bucks say that while the gear is made, they lost half the budget for the models on the stage in the process. Two of the models are replaced with department store mannequins in bikinis by Q.T. Marshall.

Leva Bates shows up to shush the crowd, but is shushed by someone off camera. She looks in the tent on the stage only to find the other librarian, Peter Avalon. When Bates refuses to have Avalon accompany her to the ring, he topples the tent and one of the mannequins. Bates says that the crowd is full of gamers, and that their lives would be better if they would just read a book. As Bates states that there are books with books and that people should read, Avalon keeps repeating the last word Bates says. The two of them then shush each other.

Allie beats Leva Bates after Peter Avalon's tactic of throwing a book into the ring for Bates to use as a weapon backfires.

Backstage, Kenny Omega finds out that all of the musical talent has pulled out of the event. Kenny is distraught.

Before the next match, Michael Nakazawa tells Alex Jebailey that he cheated to win last year, and says that CEO Gaming sucks and that EVO is better than whatever CEO is doing. He then congratulates Jebailey for the recovery of his right leg, but Jebailey says it was his left. Nakazawa thanks Jebailey for the information, then gets the next match started by kicking Jebailey in the left leg.

Michael Nakazawa beats Alex Jebailey in a hardcore match after reversing the La Magistral Cradle with a pinfall of his own.

CIMA beats "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels.

Riho beats Nyla Rose and Yuka Sakazaki with a surprise roll-up to Nyla Rose. After the match, Nyla Rose attacks Riho from behind, but Yuka makes the save and she and Riho drop kick Nyla Rose out of the ring. Riho then shoves Yuka away.

"Superbad" Kip Sabian guests on commentary for the next match.

Before the next match, MJF mocks the fans and says that when you have a dollar store Tarzan, 65-year-old man who is still in his emo phase, Sea Biscuit and him in the ring at the same, you see him getting the win. After stating that he would rather watch re-runs of My 600-Pound Life on TLC if he wanted the fan's opinions, he stated that he used to love video games before he lost his virginity.

"Hangman" Adam Page beats Jimmy Havoc, Jungle Boy and MJF in a four-way match to face "Superbad" Kip Sabian at Fight For The Fallen.

Darby Allin vs. "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes wrestle to a 20-minute time limit draw. After the match, Shawn Spears shows up with a steel chair and smashes it into Cody's head with an unprotected chair shot, busting the side and back of Cody's head open in the process. Referees and members of the locker room both check on Cody and help him to the back. (AEW later takes to Twitter to announce that Cody had to get twelve stitches but did not suffer a concussion.)

Before the next match, The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) come out on stage as Ken and Ryu from the Street Fighter series with the arcade version of the Street Fighter II theme playing, and Kenny Omega comes out with red-colored hair to an Akuma-esque entrance where per performs the Raging Demon on someone who gets involved in the entrance. At the behest of The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega, ring announcer Justin Roberts says "Round 1...Fight!" before the bell rings.

The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) beat The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Fenix) and Laredo Kid.

Jon Moxley beats Joey Janela in a "lights out" unsanctioned match following a Paradigm Shift (the new name for Dirty Deeds) into thumbtacks. After the match, Kenny Omega runs out and hits Moxley with a V-Trigger before piledriving him through a table and stomping through it onto Moxley with a springboard double stomp. As referees try to stop everything, the brawl goes into the performance area for the musical acts that never showed up. Kenny then leaves, and referes help Moxley to the back only for Moxley to shove them away. Kenny then shows up again and hits Moxley with a garbage can before hitting Moxley on it with a Paradigm Shift on the stage. Moxley is seen smiling and laughing while flat on his back, and the show ends.

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