SummerSlam 1992 - The Results

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We hear from the fans outside of Wembley Stadium in London, England at the beginning of the show, mentioning who they think will have Mr. Perfect in their corner between The Ultimate Warrior and "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We then hear a horn fanfare to start off the event.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells the fans that if they paid their fair share of taxes, they would not place the burden on the royal family. We then see Paul Ellering, Rocco and The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) ride out to the ring on motorcycles.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster).

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Flair says it was not him alone who was disgruntled that he was denied an opportunity to regain the WWF Championship tonight. As for why he is wearing his robe and wrestling gear, he wants to be sure he is ready for any kind of action. When asked who Mr. Perfect will be in the corner of tonight, Flair keeps laughing and refuses to give Okerlund an answer, and tells him that Mr. Perfect is in "the winner's locker room."

Sean Mooney interviews Virgil, who says he knows what Nailz has done to The Big Boss Man. He says he has survived the toughest streets in the world, and the biggest street he will survive is outside Wembley Stadium. He tells Nailz to do unto himself before he can ever do unto him, because he is too legit to quit.

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Nailz beats Virgil with a sleeper hold. After the match, Nailz picks up his nightstick and nails Virgil in the gut with it before using it to choke Virgil out. Virgil has to be helped out of the ring by an official.

Lord Alfred Hayes is at "Macho Man" Randy Savage's locker room, looking for info on the whereabouts of Mr. Perfect. He cannot confirm Mr. Perfect's location, but he can confirm that Macho Man's dressing room door is locked and has been locked for some time and nobody has answered. Undaunted, he shall continue to look for Mr. Perfect.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sensational Sherri. She has asked for the stipulation that neither "The Model" Rick Martel or Shawn Michaels hit each other in the face, as she always gets what she wants and that they are both extremely handsome and possess some of the most exquisite features. She sees no reason for both men to hurt themselves, and that both men have agreed on the stipulation. Sherri says she will stand by her man in this match. She then leaves when Shawn calls for her.

Before the next match, "The Model" Rick Martel is dressed more for a tennis match than a wrestling match. Nevertheless, he has his wrestling trunks underneath.

"The Model" Rick Martel vs. Shawn Michaels ends in a double count-out. During the match, Sensational Sherri faints at the sight of both mean slapping each other in the face. Both men try to revive her, but it de-evolves into a shoving match that turns into both men punching each other in the face in the aisle despite the stipulation that neither man is allowed to punch the other in the face. Upon seeing both men punch each other in the face after coming to, Sherri faints again. Shawn tries th help Sherri to the back while Martel is held back, but Martel breaks free from the officials, knocks out Shawn and takes Sherri to the back. Shawn catches up with Martel and knocks Sherri off of him, and officials force Martel to the back so Shawn can take her to the back. Sherri is seen holding on to Shawn's neck, and Rick Martel comes back with a bucket of water, and douses Sherri with it to wake her up. Martel is then chased to the back by Shawn, and Sherri is not happy, her plan having backfired.

Sean Mooney interviews The Nasty Boys (Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs). Saggs and Knobbs laugh about Sensational Sherri being doused with water, but when told the upcoming battle for the tag team titles is no laughing matter, they stop laughing, and Saggs agrees, says it is a nasty situation, and he and Knobbs want to know why they don't have a tag team title shot, especially after recently beating "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Ultimate Warrior in a tag team match. Jimmy Hart assures them they will get one.

Before the next match, The Genius reads a poem where he states that The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) will become the next tag team champions.

The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), even after Typhoon is hit in the back with a metal scroll. After the match, The Natural Disasters toss The Genius around as he complains to the referee.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke). Butch says they are having a lot of fun in London, while Luke responds to rumors of being approached with the sale of a London bridge by saying "I don't need no London bridge, mate!" Upon heating rumors that he and Luke have been invited to dinner at Buckingham Palace, Butch tells Okerlund to keep it under wraps, saying the three of them are the only ones who know and to keep it a secret, as they are serving their favorite dish: royal sardines on royal china. After they have their royal meal, rumor has it they may sit on the royal throne. Luke asks Butch if he brought something to read, and Butch brings up that he brought WWF Magazine along for just such an occasion.

Lord Alfred Hayes is in front of The Ultimate Warrior's dressing room, and believes Mr. Perfect is inside. Breaching his own code of ethics, he plans to open it and surprise them. He tries to open and look in, but a hand pushes the door before he can see much, much to the shock of Lord Alfred Hayes.

Crush beats Repo Man. (This match was not aired on the UK telecast, but was broadcast in America and is featured on the WWE Network.)

The Ultimate Warrior beats "Macho Man" Randy Savage by count-out. During the match, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect show up, and watch from ringside. Mr. Perfect eventually trips "Macho Man" Randy Savage, which implies that The Ultimate Warrior sold out to Mr. Perfect. However, after Savage knees The Ultimate Warrior into the referee, Mr. Perfect tries to revive The Warrior as Savage tries to revive the referee, then Flair hits The Ultimate Warrior with a brass knuckle as Mr. Perfect holds up The Ultimate Warrior. After The Warrior kicks out of a top rope elbow drop from Savage, Ric Flair is seen with a steel chair in his hands, and he eventually hits Warrior in the back with it after an attempt from Mr. Perfect to trip Warrior fails. Savage is about to go for another top rope elbow drop when he looks around and realizes that Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect have knocked The Warrior out. Perfect then grabs at Savage, and Savage goes for the top rope elbow drop as the referee is busy with Perfect. However, instead of hitting Warrior, he tries to hit Flair. Flair hits Savage with the steel chair on the way down, and lands awkwardly on his left knee, blowing it out. The Warrior is still in the ring, and Savage cannot get back in the ring in time. Flair and Perfect attack Savage, and try to destroy Savage's knee. It becomes apparent that Perfect is in neither man's corner as that he and Flair planned it all to sow the seeds of mistrust between Warrior and Savage. The Warrior comes to, and keeps Perfect from attacking Savage with a steel chair before chasing him and Flair to the back. Warrior then heads to the ring, and after the decision is announced, The Ultimate Warrior takes the WWF Championship, takes it to the ring, looks at it for a while, then helps Savage up before handing it to him. The Warrior then helps Savage to the back. "Macho Man" Randy Savage retains the WWF Championship.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who says that a deal was made - between himself and Ric Flair. Flair says he should have had the title shot, not The Ultimate Warrior, and that it is now time for Plan B. Flair says the WWF Championship is coming back to him.

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Before the next match, Dr. Harvey Wippleman threatens to knock ring announcer Howard Finkel out for condescendingly announcing his name. After Wippleman introduces Kamala, Paul Bearer leads an English hearse with The Undertaker riding on the back.

The Undertaker beats Kamala by disqualification after Kim Chee hits The Undertaker with his pith helmet to absolutely no effect. Kamala continues to beat up The Undertaker, hitting him with a second rope splash and a top rope splash. Paul Bearer uses the power of his urn to revive The Undertaker, and The Undertaker's sudden rise from the mat scares the living daylights out of Kamala to the point that Kamala runs to the back with Kim Chee and Dr. Harvey Wippleman in tow as Bearer and The Undertaker give chase.
Sean Mooney interviews The British Bulldog, who says that he is feeling a lot of pressure between his family and Bret "Hit Man" Hart, but WWF President Jack Tunney made the match that he has worked two long years for. He knows that Bret is his brother-n-law as well as the WWF Intercontinental Championship, but when they get in the ring, it will be as if he has never even met him. At the end of the match, he just hopes their families reunite. He goes on to call wrestling in front of more than 80,000 of his own countrymen a dream, and that his next dream is to win the Intercontinental title.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he works really well under pressure. He reminds The British Bulldog that if it were not for him, he would have not met his sister Diana Hart and that he helped him the most in the WWF. Bret says that The British Bulldog was the one who wanted a shot at the title and caused the family pressures in the . If Bulldog wants the big firght, he's got the big fight, and his big dream of winning the Intercontinental Championship will become a nightmare, and tomorrow morning, he'll fell like he woke up in the dungeon of Windsor Castle.

The Balmoral Highlanders play "Scotland the Brave" on bagpipes for the crowd, and are suddenly joined by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who has not been seen since losing the Intercontinental Championship to Bret "Hit Man" Hart since WrestleMania 8. (After this, he is not seen again for almost two years.)

Sean Mooney interviews Diana Hart Smith, the wife of The British Bulldog and the sister of Bret "Hit Man" Hart, in the crowd. She admits it will be difficult to watch Bulldog and Hart wrestle as they have always been fiercely competitive with each other, and that this match will be the biggest match of their lives. She regrets that she may have been an obstacle in their paths, and is afraid they will destroy each other. At this point, she is not concerned about who wins, as she loves them both and that their family bond is greater than anything. Nevertheless, Diana considers being in the front row for this match to watch them both "an honor."

European, British and Commonwealth boxing champion Lennox Lewis carries the Union Jack to the ring as he accompanies THe British Bulldog before the next match.

The British Bulldog beats Bret "Hit Man" Hart with a sunset flip-style reversal to a roll-up from Bret to become the WWF Intercontinental Championship in a long, hard, grueling back-and-forth battle. After the match, Bret and Bulldog make amends and celebrate with Diana Hart Smith in the ring. (In the following years, the match is considered one of the greatest matches not only in SummerSlam history, but also in the history of the Intercontinental Championship.)

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 6, 1992

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Stone with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that Bret Hart will not be lucky as the mirror he looks into every single day when he beats him for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.

We look back on the beating The Big Boss Man received last week, and learned that the man in the orange jumpsuit is an ex-convict who goes by the name "Nailz." We then hear from Nailz, who asks who the boss is now and says that the beating he gave Boss Man was the first in a long line of beatings. He tells Boss Man that he is in his prison now and that he has thrown away the key, and there is nothing he can do about it and nobody who will be able to stop him now.

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beats Reno Riggins and Major Yates. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they will be blasting off all over The Nasty Boys, and Koko B. Ware says that they aren't going to stop until they reach the top. Owen says the sparks are going to fly, and Koko tells The Nasty Boys to get ready for them.

"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich beats Mike Collins. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Von Erich, who says that David Dearth will win the WBF Championship. He then states that he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.

We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Hart says The Mountie can sing, dance and wrestle, then the two of them perform The Mountie's theme song briefly before telling Sgt. Slaughter that he is nothing but a sergeant, and that he will show him that he is law and order one more time. We then hear from Virgil, who gives the fans around the world a hand for standing behind him in the face of top competition and strange people like Kamala (saying he loves the jungle), Papa Shango (saying he was born on Friday the 13th), and Nailz (saying he is from the streets just like him) that he is more than ready for.

Before the next match, The Genius recites a poem: "The L.O.D. are sissies / that's the simple, honest truth / Their conduct is repulsive / and predictably uncouth / Before the Beverly Brothers / put an end to their disgrace / Let The Genius reassure you / this will help the human race." The Beverly Brothers then take the plastic Legion of Doom shoulder pads off of a child and paint "LOS" on them in yellow paint.

The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Mike Samples and Scott Bailey. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers. They make fun of Paul Ellering for "being a sissy" like Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk. After the match, The Beverly Brothers paint "LOS" on the chest of one of their opponents before placing a Road Warrior Animal wig on top of his head and placing the shoulder pads of the child from earlier on him.

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says that he has been in the World Wrestling Federation for a number of years and that there has never been more opportunity than there is right now. He says there is a big race to the top, and everyone is gunning for championship gold. He says it is tough and only the strong survive, but you must be smart as well as tough, and he has what it takes. We then hear from Kamala, Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says he has told Kim Chee just the other day that he wants Kamala under his tutelage so he can take over the WWF, and the only way to do that is to have Kamala beat all the top Superstars. He gives the Superstars a lot of credit for not backing down, but they will be defeated on the way to the WWF Championship.

Crush beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Crush, who predicts that Gary Strydom will crush the competition in the WBF Championship this weekend. Also, he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Papa Shango on the stage. Shango asks The Ultimate Warrior how it feels to not be in control. He tells The Warrior he has entered his dark world, and that he has stepped into his black circle, which is closing on him. Papa Shango leaves, then Shango casts a spell that causes black goo to come out from underneath the right sleeve of Okerlund's jacket.

High Energy ("The Rocket" Owen Hart and Koko B. Ware) beat Kato and Kevin Krueger. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys will nasty-cize High Energy, and Sags says there will be no birds flying or rockets soaring when they feel that nasty sensation. Knobbs says the rocket will crash and burn and the bird will get plucked when they short circuit High Energy.

Repo Man beats Dan Robbins with a single leg Boston Crab. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says that he is the best dog catcher in the country in addition to being the best repo man, and that The British Bulldog will find out there is no escaping him when he becomes his master. After the match, Repo Man ties his rope around Dan Robbins' ankles and drags him around the ring before leg dropping him in the back of his neck.

We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk). Animal says there are a lot of great tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation, but out of all the teams, there is only one great team and that is them. Hawk says WWF can set them up, and they will knock them down. Paul Ellering says he has returned to dare Jimmy Hart and The Genius to stick their noses in their business, saying it will be his business when they do. We then hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says it is first class all the way with them, as money comes to money, and they will not let The Natural Disasters take away their tag team titles and their money. I.R.S. says all the luxury they receive is tax-deductible, and there is nothing anybody can do about it.

Next week: Shawn Michaels! Kamala! Tatanka! Nailz! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 30, 1992

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Kato and Rich Mitchell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), with Blake stating that The Legion of Doom wear what they wear because they are a bunch of "sissies." The Genius is overheard calling Paul Ellering a sissy as well.

Papa Shango vs. Brian Brieger ends in a no-contest when Papa Shango goes into a trance and the lights go out. When they come back on, Brieger's feet are suddenly on fire and Brieger's face is covered in black goo.

We hear from Tatanka, who says he came to represent his people and compete fairly and competitively in the ring. Unfortunately, "The Model" Rick Martel kept him from doing that when he sprayed Arrogance into his eyes, but he overcame that. Martel then mocked his people by taking the feathers handed down to him from his great-grandfather and mocked him and his heritage even more while hearing the feathers as a fashion statement. He tells Martel to have his fun, for it will be over and he will take back what is his. We also hear from Repo Man, who says that his job is never done and it is hard when people don't want him to do his job, forcing him to work in the dead of night. As for The British Bulldog, what is Bulldog's is his, and if The British Bulldog barks too long, he will put the leash on and choke him.

Sgt. Slaughter beats Bob Bradley with the Cobra Clutch. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Jimmy Hart asks Slaughter if he is ready to surrender, while The Mountie states that 80,000 volts gives him all the power to make Slaughter surrender.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Jim Powers with the Boston Crab. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Martel, who says that Tatanka keeps whining and crying and that the warpath he travels now will soon be a trail of tears.

We hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys can talk the talk and back up that walk. Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high flying does not cut it and that they are going to Nastyville and never coming back. Knobbs says that they have been tag team champions already and they will be tag team champions again, and they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer says many of the top stars of the WWF have tried and failed to put an end to The Undertaker, and now Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker are the latest to fail and pay. The Undertaker calls their feudal attempt of putting an end to him must now be punished, and says their actions must be dealt with in the most hideous, vicious way he knows. He then tells them to "rest in Hell."

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The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) beat Duane Gill and Mike Fury. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). I.R.S. says that The Natural Disasters have learned to stay out of their business, and DiBiase says that Money Inc. has so much money that they can handle any natural disaster.

The Big Boss Man beats Dave Roulette. After the match, a man in an orange jumpsuit leaps out of the crowd and attacks The Big Boss Man with his own nightstick as Big Boss Man slaps Dave Roulette after the match. After a few knees to the face, the man in the jumpsuit handcuffs Boss Man to the top rope before beating him with his own nightstick again. He then un-cuffs Boss Man while he is still down only to cuff his hands behind his back before choking Boss Man with his own nightstick, then slaps him in the face and spits on him before kicking him in the ribs. Officials head to the ring, but the man in the jumpsuit chases them away with the nightstick before leaving through the crowd. Officials and referees then check on Boss Man, then take him to the back on a stretcher.

The Berzerker beats Glenn Ruth by count-out.

We hear from Crush, who says that when your name is Crush and you eat guys like The Mountie and "The Model" Rick Martel for lunch, you have a short stack of junked cars for breakfast.

We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who says that he is not The Mountie and that The Mountie has done something to him that no man has ever done: knock him down for one hour. He tells The Mountie he should have gotten the job done and taken him out completely. He then says he wants to hear The Mountie's neck snap, crackle and pop when he gets him in the Cobra Clutch. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about "the excellence of execution" and admits it is hard to live up to. At WrestleMania 8, he came close to getting his bell rung, but he walked out as WWF Intercontinental Championship. He says he is back on top and ready to take on anybody anywhere, and if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine, as he has respect for him and all the wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation; it just so happens he is up against "The Excellence of Execution."

Next week: A special interview with Papa Shango! Bret "Hit Man" Hart! The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly)! Crush! An update on The Big Boss Man's condition!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 23, 1992

The Undertaker beats Bill Pierce. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji and The Berserker. Mr. Fuji says that he and The Berserker will put The Undertaker six feet under, and The Berserker says he will kick The Undertaker's teeth in, shove him in a coffin and put him back in a grave where he belongs.

We hear from Papa Shango, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he has the final possession to complete his curse on him; he owns his spirit, which means he owns Warrior.

Virgil beats Dwayne Gill with a sleeper hold.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he thinks all the tax cheats who filed for an extension need to know that cheating on their taxes is highly illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mark Kay and Jim Powers.

We hear from High Energy. Koko says they are still on the move and on a natural high that the kids love them. Owen says there is so much electricity that he can feel a spark, and any team that gets in the ring with them is in for a shock on their way to the top. We also hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says he is so hot, he sizzles. He says he is in demand everywhere, for he is a trendsetter. He says that everyone is wearing Tatanka's feathers because everyone wants to look like "The Model," and he warns Tatanka not to mess around with him, as more than the feathers might be missing on him next time.

The British Bulldog beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says dogs have ruined his business, but The British Bulldog will not, for he has a choke collar for him and he knows how to take the bite out of a dog.

We hear from "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who are outside with a woman for a picnic. Flair says some people take life way too seriously, but not him and Perfect. For them, life is a picnic, and they enjoy the best of what life has to offer every single day. However, there is only one problem: Miss Elizabeth won't leave Flair alone, calling his telephone, sending him telegrams and knocking on his door. Flair says Elizabeth is permanently on the outside looking in. Perfect says it's springtime and asks Flair to cut Elizabeth some slack, but Flair says they are booked and Elizabeth is out. Flair says he understands Miss Elizabeth's frustration, but there is no coming back, even with the messages left on the answering machine, which Perfect plays on the nearby boombox. Perfect says "Macho Man" Randy Savage bought the cow, but Flair got the milk for free, and Flair tells Elizabeth that while she may not be coming back, the WWF Championship is.

We hear from Crush, who says that he strives to be - and plans to be - number one in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows he has a big mountain to climb, but he will crush anybody who gets in his way. He also warns the bullies and garbage in the World Wrestling Federation that at 6'7" and 320 pounds, he can be anybody's worst nightmare. We also hear from The Genius and the Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who boast about their undefeated streak while they mock The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering for using dirty tricks against them as they stay on top for a long time.

The Mountie beats Bobby Knight. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who salutes all the brave men and women who died protecting the United States of America before telling The Mountie that he is in the fight of his life for he will never surrender. After the match, The Mountie makes Bobby Knight beg for mercy with his shock stick, but Knight runs away as referee Tim White tries to get The Mountie away from Knight. The Mountie then demands his theme song be played, and he sings to it.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Ultimate Warrior on the stage. Warrior says he stands before his fans and Papa Shango to let them know that any weakness in his physcial condition has been turned into a greater strength, and asks how a force of Warriors such as the ones behind him that leave the entire world spellbound fall under a spell of Papa Shango's, and says that while he is not in control of his destiny, his Warriors stand behind him and are in control of such things. He says that his fans belive that the voodoo that Papa Shango possess is another challenged that must be stopped, conquered and survived. Suddenly, a greenish-black liquid drips from Warrior's head, and The Warrior leave.

The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Vince Sola and The Dublin Destoyer.

Kamala beats Kerry Davis.

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We hear from Shawn Michaels, who says he can remember a time when Bret "Hit Man" Hart was the premier poster boy of the WWF, when Hart had a youthful energy and could do no wrong. He tells Bret his days are behind him and that the future is bright for him, and says the WWF Intercontinental Championship will not be his for long, as he is rocking the WWF starting with Bret and the title will soon be coming to him. We also hear from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Earthquake asks Jimmy Hart how he is sleeping at night knowing that they are on his tail and out to put a finish to all of his family members, and says that when they get done with Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster), they will have the tag team gold again. Typhoon asks Money Inc. how it feels now that their whole world is falling down around them and there is nothing they can do about it.

Next week: The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)! The Big Boss Man! The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk)! Papa Shango! An update on The Ultimate Warrior!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 16, 1992

Shawn Michaels beats Sonny Blaze. During the match, it is announced that an article titled "Separating The Men From The Boys" concerning Shawn and Bret "Hit Man" Hart is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine.

We hear from The Mountie, who says he had a feeling of power when he shocked Sgt. Slaughter last week, and says that Slaughter will surrender to him.

Tatanka beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells "The Model" Rick Martel he has overcome being blinded with Arrogance, but that he will now seek revenge for disgracing his heritage by walking around with the feathers he took from him.

The Berzerker beats Scott Taylor by count-out after tossing Taylor out of the ring. During the match, it is announced that a poster of The Undertaker is included in Posters II, now on newsstands.

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says there is always something going on in the World Wrestling Federation that causes a lot of excitement; however, not every wrestler is able to handle it. He says he has seen it all, and he knows what it takes to get to the top, and he knows that there are individuals who will do whatever it takes and take people out of wrestling to do it. He, however, will keep on digging on his way to the top, and he thanks the fans for their support, as he needs it now more than ever. We also hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs). Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high-flying won't cut it in Nastyville, and Knobbs says they have been tag team champions before and they will be again, and that they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got.

We hear from Crush, who is in a junkyard as he says that if you were him, you would know how tough it is to crush your opponents every night. He then shows what he does to relax, unwind and be himself: crush a car in an auto compactor.

Repo Man beats Jay Sledge by submission. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The British Bulldog - who is taking some time off on doctor's orders - who says Repo Man's rope backfired with him, and that Repo Man will find out that his bite is worse than his bark. After the match, Repo Man wraps his rope around Jay Sledge's neck.

Sean Mooney announces the Personal Fitness Expo '92 taking place in Long Beach, California on June 13th and 14th at the Long Beach Convention Center. We then hear from Skinner, who asks the fans if they have been keeping score and keeping track of all the Superstars he have knocked off. He says that 85% of the Superstars are wearing his brand after being spat on, and says that when summer comes, it will be time to turn up the heat and make it as hot as a day in the Everglades. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about the excellence of execution and how hard it is to live up to it. He came close to getting his bell rung at WrestleMania 8, but he walked out with the Intercontinental title and he is back on stop, and he will stay there as he takes on anyone anytime and anywhere. He says that if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine with him, as he has a lot of respect for him and all the wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation. However, Shawn is up against the excellence of execution.

The Big Boss Man beats Glenn Ruth. Before the match, Mr. Perfect announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building, and Vince McMahon announces that the person who has something against Boss Man has served his time and is now out on the streets. After the match, a loud voice is heard, telling Boss Man that he has done his time and that he is coming for him.

The Ultimate Warrior beats Brian Knobbs despite being nailed with a steel chair by Jerry Sags. During the match, Knobbs rips a wristband off of The Ultimate Warrior, and Papa Shango shows up and takes it with him to the back. After the match, Warrior knocks the heads of Jimmy Hart and Jerry Sags into each other, then Papa Shango shows up and goes into some sort of trance. Suddenly, Warrior doubles over on the ring apron and falls to the floor as Papa Shango's curse takes hold, and officials have to check on Warrior before helping him to the back.

Backstage, The Ultimate Warrior is placed on a gurney, and Warrior projectile vomits as officials and EMTs try to keep Warrior from convulsing.

Before the next match, The Genius reads a poem: "Here is to the Legion of Sissies / a fate much worse than doom / from L.O.D. to L.O.S. / it's worse than you presume / As sure as I'm The Genius with The Brothers Beverly / Hawk, Animal and Ellering are now the sissies three."

The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Bobby Knight and "Jumpin'" Jim Brunzell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says he has had it up to hear with The Beverly Brothers and all their "sissy talk," and he wants them completely wiped out. Hawk and Animal say "No problem." After the match, one of The Beverly Brothers's opponents gets "LOS" painted on their chest, then place a fake mohawk cap on top of their head before slapping them.

We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans all around the world for being behind him 100%, as the competition is sky high and a guy named Papa Shango is around. He says that together, he and the fans can conquer the world and he can take on some of the strange guys in the World Wrestling Federation. We also hear from Repo Man, who says his job is never done as he has to do his job in the middle of his night. He says he owns The British Bulldog, and says he will put the leash on and choke him if he barks too long.

It is announced that The Ultimate Warrior has stopped convulsing and that an update on his condition will be available next week.

Next week: The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Kamala! The Undertaker! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 9, 1992

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Von Krus with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who says he is a dynasty in the making and a man who will break a lot of hearts, including Bret Hart's. He says that the WWF Intercontinental Championship is his.

We hear from The British Bulldog, who tells Repo Man that he tried to choke him out with his rope but failed, and that he is now fighting mad and ready to bite into him, for this dog refuses to be tied down.

Kamala - making his first appearance on WWF programming for the first time in five years, and now having Harvey Wippleman and a masked man in a pith helmet and safari outfit named Kim Chee as his managers - beats Sonny Blaze after Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have to tell Kamala to roll his opponent onto his back to pin him.

Tito Santana beats Bob Bradley. During the match, Mr. Perfect reads a letter from someone that is addressed to The Big Boss Man, stating that their sentence is over and that they are a free man, and that Big Boss Man - who called him a number without a name - is "a pig without a prayer."

We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart says that when he created The Hart Foundation, he knew he would have one man that was a backbone and a foundation, and that man is The Mountie. The Mountie says he is the only law and order in the World Wrestling Federation, and he will take on everybody. If anyone wants to step into his path, he will always get his man. We also hear from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they are soaring to greater heights in the World Wrestling Federation, and Koko says they don't care who they face as they are in the best shape of their lives and everybody from them to the fans have energy.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Terry Davis and Mark Kay. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who continue to call The Legion of Doom "mama's boys" and "sissies."

Wrestlemania 8 is on the cover of the newest WWF Magazine, and inside is a personality profile on The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk).

We hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says money comes to money, and that Money Inc. is a very successful partnership, especially financially, and that The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) had their shot at the tag team titles only to come up short. Irwin R. Schyster says The Natural Disasters should have learned that they can't get away with doing things the easy way, and that they will soon learn there is no easy way to do things with Money Inc. We also hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji to have The Berzerker run to the ring, scream and holler so The Undertaker can get his hands on him and it will all be over. The Undertaker says The Berzerker is the most vicious of the Viking warriors, but his travels have brought him directly to the gates of Hell, which he opens and closes.

Crush beats Kato in his WWF debut.

We hear from Papa Shango, who burns numerous pictures of The Ultimate Warrior as he says that the living will fall and the dead will rise as he reigns over The Ultimate Warrior's demise.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Model" Rick Martel on the stage, still wearing Tatanka's feathers on his hat. Martel says he would never spray Arrogance into Tatanka's face, as he has too much class and he is a fashion trendsetter. He says that Tatanka's feathers are the hottest look in Paris right now after they have flown the coop. Martel says that Tatanka cries and snivels so much that his name should be "Whining Arrow," and if Tatanka wants to dance with him, the warpath he travels will soon become a trail of tears.

Sgt. Slaughter wishes everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Sgt. Slaughter. At the start of the match, The Mountie shows up to get a closer look. After a seat is provided for The Mountie, Jimmy Hart brings a black box to The Mountie and leaves. Throughout the match, The Mountie is seen opening the box and pulling out a shock stick to shock Sgt. Slaughter with as Mr. Perfect distracts the referee. This allows Flair to get the win. After the match, The Mountie celebrates with Flair as Jimmy Hart hides the shock stick, then Jimmy Hart joins in afterwards. Two men place Sgt. Slaugher on a gurney as The Mountie calls Slaughter "U.S. scum."

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Brian Brieger and Bill Pierce. During the match, it is announced that the WBF Bodystars will be competing against some of the WWF Superstars on the nighttime edition of Family Feud all this week.

It is announced that a tribute to Hulk Hogan is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.

We hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that spring is in the air and that everybody is happy, including the fans that they get to give a lick. We also hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that when The Berzerker gets finished with Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, he will personally cremate The Undertaker and Bearer and give them a personal Viking funeral. The Berzerker says The Undertaker is unstoppable and keeps coming, but he is unstoppable, berserk and carrying a very big sword.

It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter is on his feet, but that any long-term effects from being shocked by The Mountie are not yet known. It is announced that word on Slaughter's status will be updated next week.

Next week: The Ultimate Warrior against one of The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys, who says that Warrior is going to Nastyville and never coming back when his return will be the shortest in WWF history. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who despite Papa Shango's curse, will put a curse on The Nasty Boys next week.

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 2, 1992

The Big Boss Man beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, who says he is not afraid of any man and that he will not look over his shoulder or fear threats. He tells the convict who is threatening him that he will be ready. After the match, Mark Roberts gets handcuffed to the middle rope.

The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.

Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.

Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.

We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.

Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.

We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.

High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.

The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.

We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.

We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 25, 1992

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Ron Cumberledge with the Figure Four Leg Lock. During the match, it is announced that pictures of Miss Elizabeth with "Macho Man" Randy Savage - and also doctored to replace Savage with Flair - are in the newest issue of WWF Magazine.

We see footage from the WrestleMania 8 reception, with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Hulk Hogan. We also see footage from the WrestleMania 8 brunch with Sean Mooney, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Sgt. Slaughter, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Jake "The Snake" Roberts and "The Model" Rick Martel.

The British Bulldog beats Kevin Krueger. Before the match, Mr. Perfect shows up on commentary for the rest of the show after being in "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's corner for the previous match.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars on Saturday mornings on USA Network.

Before the next match, The Genius says through poetry that a sissy is the one thing he cannot tolerate and that he knows The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) agree; he also says that Paul Ellering and The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) are in need of masculinity.

The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Eric Collins and Mike Freedom. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Beverly Brothers, who say that they are better than The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk), whom they call "The Legion of Sissies." The Genius cuts in, also saying that Paul Ellering is a sissy. After the match, Eric Collins gets green paint plastered on his face, courtesy of the Genius, while The Beverly Brothers write "LOS" with a D crossed out and call Collins "chicken."

We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says it is time to rewrite the history books, as only the victors write them. He says he has returned and that the Legion of Doom does not write checks it cannot cash. Animal tells The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) that they have been spoiled all their lives and had the best teachers in the World Wrestling Federation, but they are a stepping stone to the tag titles. Hawk says there are many differences between them and the Beverlys, as the Beverlys get pedicures at the beauty shop while they take their nails and chop them off with an ax. He tells The Beverly Brothers they are in for a lot of pain. We also hear from Repo Man, who says he is such a nice guy because he was just reading the paper and found out that the economy is bad and that the government might do something about it. It is then that he thought that he could be of help, since he is the guy who takes the car away when someone cannot pay the bills, and while he hates it when a family doesn't have any moment and can't feed their kids, he likes to take whatever he can and get rich at their expense.

We see another vignette for Crush, who says that when he was growing up, his mom used to tell him to mind his manners. Now, he is fully grown, and asks who in the WWF will make him mind his manners now.

Shawn Michaels beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he heard what Shawn said last week, and tells him he has to beat him for the WWF Intercontinental Championship first and that he will not let someone like him tarnish the title.

The newest issue of WBF Magazine will be available on newsstands this Tuesday.

We hear from The Texas Tornado, who says that when he came to the World Wrestling Federation, he knew the challenges would be the toughest in the world and that he would fight the best in the world. However, he fights for other reasons; while others fight for titles and money, he fights for pride and honor, as he stands for hard work and guts as dreams are what he is made of. We then hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and BrianKnobbs), who say that they are not only blazing back up to the top, but have opponents waiting to come to their "pit stop." They say that everyone they come across are going to be victims, as they are on the way to tag team gold.

Sgt. Slaughter beats The Brooklyn Brawler with the Cobra Clutch. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who says that when The Mountie gets in the ring with him, he will not only get his man, but The Mountie will be an international disgrace and an "international maggot."

WrestleMania 8 is now available from Coliseum Home Video!

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sid Justice on the stage. Sid says it was only last week when The Ultimate Warrior was on the stage with some young fans stating that one must have friends to be a leader. He tells Warrior that he needs no friends, because he is the man in the WWF that everyone fears. He then talks about Warrior showing up at WrestleMania 8 and putting his nose in his business only to fail to save Hulk Hogan, calling WrestleMania 8 "the end of Hulkamania." Sid then asks Warrior who will save him from Sid Justice, as he is the man who gave Hulk Hogan his last match and he is the man who sees that Warrior's match with him will be Warrior's last.

Ring announcer Howard Finkel announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building.

The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) beat Kent Carlson and Tom Stone. During the match, we see pre-recorded commentary from Jimmy Hart and Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who tell The Natural Disasters that they are crying over spilled milk now that they have the tag team titles again.

We hear from Skinner, who says that ever since he came to the WWF, he has had to prove himself to everybody, not to his opponents, but to the world. He says he will do anything to win a match, but he is proving himself slowly but surely. He says that he is able to stand up with more muscular Superstars because he is hungry, mean and willing to beat everyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Tatanka, who thanks all the great spirits above and the great chiefs of past, present and future for his WWF success, as well as the fans for all their support. His goal is to rise to the top of the WWF and make his people proud once again as he trains and works hard to reach the top of the World Wrestling Federation.

Before the next match, Mr. Fuji takes The Undertaker's urn from Paul Bearer. This distracts The Undertaker, allowing The Berzerker to attack Paul Bearer and The Undertaker with his shield before going after The Undertaker with his sword, which pierces the canvas of the ring as The Undertaker rolls out of the way to avoid being stabbed. The Undertaker avoids this and get his hand around Mr. Fui's throat, but this allows The Berzerker to attack again, rip some floor mats off and hit The Undertaker with a piledriver on the exposed concrete floor. Paul Bearer manages to revive The Undertaker with the urn, and Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker run away to the back while The Undertaker and Paul Bearer slowly give chase.

We hear from Skinner, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he will beat his brains out and show him why he is not scared of anybody. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who says that those who have forgotten his power and what he represents should keep in mind - along with Skinner's swamp creatures - that he has walked in darker places and felt nastier things than the taste of the chewing tobacco Skinner keeps in his mouth. He says that Skinner will fall like those before to the power of The Ultimate Warrior next week.

Next week: Skinner vs. The Ultimate Warrior! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage! An update on the Undertaker/Berzerker incident!

The show closes with a slow-motion replay of The Berzerker's sword piercing the ring canvas as The Undertaker rolls out of the way.

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 18, 1992

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where The Beverly Brothers make fun of The Legion of Doom, calling them "two big sissies." The Genius says that the same goes for Paul Ellering.

In Update, it is revealed through WWF Magazine that pictures taken of "Macho Man" Randy Savage were doctored via "scitexting" to replace Savage with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Also, WrestleMania 8 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Thursday.

Repo Man beats Chris Hahn. After the match, Repo Man drags Hahn around the ring a few time with his ropes.

We hear from The Big Boss Man, who says that every time he turns around, he adds another name to his "Most Wanted" list. Time after time, man after man thinks they can break the law without answering to him, but he wears his uniform proudly as he stands for law, order and justice and there are thousands of people who believe in him and what he uploads. He refuses to let them down, and if anyone steps in the ring with him, he will have to take on both him and the people. We then hear from "The Model" Rick Model, who says that he is superior as well as a very busy man who is getting calls all over the world wanting to know what he will be wearing this spring. He says he is a trendsetter, and everyone is looking to him to figure out what's right or wrong to wear. He tells the competition to be careful, as he is here to stay in the WWF.

We see a vignette for someone who says that when he gets out of jail, the rule of "eye for an eye, a life for a life" will apply to The Big Boss Man.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Bennett with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that over the years, the Intercontinental Championship has lost prestige and dignity, and that it has been tainted. He says he has everything - including the polish - to make it the brightest thing in the World World Federation, second only to himself.

We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Hart says The Mountie has it all, as he is brave, handsome and strong. The Mountie says it is time for a new wave a new generation, and time for The Mountie. He says he proved that by becoming the WWF Intercontinental Champion, and now it is time to move to bigger and better things. He tells everyone to keep an eye on him, because he has a surprise coming. We also hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that they are not only doing well, but that the fans are treating them well.

We see a vignette for Crush, who says that he has always liked ro crush things for as long as he can remember. He then tells the fans to imagine what a fully grown, 6'7", 320 pound man like him can do.

The Berzerker beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that The Berzerker is his challenge to The Undertaker, and when he wins, The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji will have a Viking funeral for The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund is seen with several kids in Ultimate Warrior face paint, one of whom introduces The Ultimate Warrior, who is back in the World Wrestling Federation. Warrior tells Sid Justice that there was no way he could sit idly by while he and his allies attacked Hulk Hogan. He also says that there is no price too high to pay for a great friend like Hogan, and Sid Justice will realize that to become a great leader like him, he must have many friends, and to do wrong to any of those friends - his Warriors - means that one person must pay an even higher price. He says that the kids around him are his warriors, and from them, he receives his power, and for his Warriors and those who believe, eh will stand proud as he carries the banner of the World Wrestling Federation.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Red Tyler with the Boston Crab. In the current issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article on Martel called "The Model's Fury."

We see footage from a benefit really for Hospital for Children prior to WrestleMania 8. Also, a WWF Wrestlefest arcade cabinet was on hand, and there was also a WWF Superstars look-alike contest that ended in a tie between a man dressed as Paul Bearer and a man dressed as The Big Boss Man.

The Texas Tornado beats Warren Bianchi. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Texas Tornado, who says he is back and dedicating his life to family, religion, country and the World Wrestling Federation.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars, every Saturday morning on USA Network.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells all the fans who filed the late tax extensions that it is no excuse for cheating on their taxes, for cheating on taxes is illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Jim Powers and Buck Zumhofe with a Million Dollar Dream on Zumhofe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Typhoon says that at WrestleMania 8, Money Inc. left like a pack of cowering dogs, and that next time, they won't quite be so lucky. Earthquake says that Money Inc. will be running a little bit faster, as they will not have the weight of the WWF Tag Team Championships.

We hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He says he is taking off in the World Wrestling Federation, and he tells anyone who wants to ground him that he is not a hard man to find and he will come willing, ready and able to fight anybody in the WWF. He says he is here and here to stay, as he grew up in a wrestling family, mentioning his brother Bret "Hit Man Hart and his father Stu Hart. He has watched wrestlers come and go, and he wants to make sure this rocket is here to stay as he soars to greater and higher heights in the WWF, for he is a winner. We also hear from Papa Shango, who asks how many people know him and voodoo, and says they are one and the same. He tells the WWF Superstars that when they sleep at night, they will not dream of nice things; they will dream of him. He says that once you enter the mind, you have the body.

We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker they have made a mistake, and now they will pay the price. The Undertaker says that through the annals of time, man has had to face his destiny, and The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji wil lface their death in the same day. We then hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that The Undertaker has fell for a trap, and next week, he will pay for it. The Berzerker says that The Undertaker is not human, but he is berzerk, and whatever does not kill him makes him stronger. He plans to stomp The Undertaker into the dust where he came from.

Next week: Sgt. Slaughter! Shawn Michaels! A special interview with Sid Justice! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! The Berzerker vs. The Undertaker!