Starrcade 1999 - The Results

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito beat Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux after Disco inadvertently hits LeRoux with Last Dance, thinking he is hitting Big Vito. After the match, Johnny and Vito attack Disco and Lash some more, then Tony Marinara pulls out a bodybag, throws ether into Disco's face, and puts him in the bodybag with the help of Johnny and Vito. Disco is then carried to the back, then Big Vito pulls Disco out of the bodybag, hits him a few more times, and throws him into the trunk of a waiting white Cadillac. Tony, Johnny and Big Vito then drive off.

It is announced that Scott Hall is not here due to a legitimate knee injury, and because he cannot defend the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship, the title has been stripped from Scott Hall by the WCW Executive Committee and awarded to "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit due to the match not being able to happen. Benoit shows up unannounced, and says that earlier today, WCW's Executive Committee stated that since Hall is unable to wrestle tonight, the ladder match is forfeited as well as the United States title, which makes the new United States champion. In his opinion, titles should be earned, not given, then says one should sweat more in peacetime to bleed less in war. He came to Starrcade to fight, and knows the fans came to see a ladder match. To him, the title is vacant, and he issues an open challenge to anyone who wants to fight for the pride, prestige and notoriety of being the United States Heavyweight Championship, and says if anybody wants to get to the top in WCW, they will have to climb over the Crippler.

Madusa beats Evan Karagias to become the very first WCW Cruiserweight Champion after Spice makes out with Evan Karagias only to hit him with a low blow after Madusa smacks Karagias in the back.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Screamin'" Norman Smiley. Norman says he is not scared of Meng, then gets scared at the sight of a producer trying to count him out of the interview. Norman asks that the producer not make sudden movements again, as he is waiting to explode and Meng is about to find out tonight. When the interview is over, Norman finds out that from Okerlund that he has soiled his pants.

"Screamin'" Norman Smiley retains the WCW Hardcore Championship against Meng. During the match, Fit Finley and Brian Knobbs fight Meng, and Meng is down after a lead pipe to the back by Finley. As this happens, Norman is hiding behind a catering table, and when Finely and Knobbs leave, Norman pins Meng to retain. After the match, Meng gets referee Nick Patrick in the Tongan Death Grip when he gets too close.

A deliveryman hands a package to David Flair. Inside is a gold crowbar.

Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams are seen talking in the locker room. When he leaves, The Misfits grab him from out of nowhere and carry him somewhere.

Mike Tenay interviews "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He says that his tag team partners are true blue Americans just like him, and now he is going to defend America.

Before the next match, Shane Douglas says "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan will exemplify what America is all about when The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) gives him a revolutionary ass-beating. When Duggan shows up, he introduces his tag team partners: The Varsity Club - Mike Rotunda, Kevin Sullivan and Rick Steiner, who come out with a cheerleader after having not been seen in a decade. Shane Douglas guests on commentary for the next match.

The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) beat "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and The Varsity Club (Mike Rotunda, Kevin Sullivan, Rick Steiner) after The Varsity Club (Rotunda, Rick Steiner, Kevin Sullivan) turn on "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan - who never tagged them in - and Shane Douglas runs in to make the cover and get The Revolution the win. As per pre-match stipulation, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan must denounce the United States of America tomorrow night on Nitro. (Had Duggan won, The Revolution would have had to perform Duggan's janitorial duties for 30 days.) After the match, Shane Douglas gives Duggan 24 more hours to wrap himself in the American flag, as tomorrow night, he will denounce his country and citizenship. Duggan is then draped in The Revolution's flag.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Jerry Only near a cage surrounded by The Misfits that contains Oklahoma. He says that The Misfits are making sure that Oklahoma holds up his end of the bargain - Vampiro getting five minutes in the ring with him - in case Vampiro wins.

The Misfits brings the cage with Oklahoma in it to ringside before the next match.

Vampiro beats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams by disqualification after Dr. Death throws referee Charles Robinson onto the mat when he refuses to listen to him. Security gets in the ring and tells Williams to get out of the ring. After Dr. Death is escorted out of the ring, Vampiro gets five minutes in the ring with Oklahoma as per pre-match stuipulation, and after briefly having the upper hand Vampiro and The Misfits eventually show Oklahoma what for. Vampiro beats Oklahoma in the post-match.

Vince Russo tells Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) to get out there, take care of business and become #1 contenders.

Mike Tenay interviews Harlem Heat (Booker T, Stevie Ray, Midnight). Booker says Harlem Haeat is in this together, and there are no problems. Stevie Ray tells Booker to tell it like it is, saying it was okay until Midnight, whom he calls a "granstander," showed up. Midnight says she does not even know what she did to him, and if he says something to say to her, to say it to her face. Stevie tells Booker that he has been up and down the road with him, but tonight, he is not watching his back.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) and Curt Hennig beat Harlem Heat (Booker T and Midnight) to become #1 contenders for the WCW World Tag Team Championships. During the match, Stevie Ray shows up, saying Midnight isn't ready, but Booker T, feeling dejected by him turning his back on him backstage, tells him to get out. Stevie Ray distracts referee Nick Patrick, then confronts Midnight as Curt Hennig hits Booker in the back of the head with a tape knuckle. Midnight tries to save the match, but it is too late.

Mike Tenay interviews Dustin Rhodes. He says when he came back in October, his father, "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes was no longer here, and said it was just business. Dustin says it's bad business and that Jeff Jarrett has been bad-mouthing him since day one. He says it stops tonight when he bits the dust. Suddenly, Rhodes is attacked from behind by Jarrett, and the Bunkhouse Brawl begins.

Jeff Jarrett beats Dustin Rhodes in a Bunkhouse Brawl. During the match, Dustin duct tapes referee Billy Silverman to the top rope in the corner and tapes his mouth, and Curt Hennig shows up later on to remove the duct tape. Hennig then constantly interferes in the match, and eventually gets put in Shattered Dreams by Dustin. Hennig gets involved again when the match makes its way to the stage, and his interference is enough for Jarrett to hit Dustin in the head with a guitar to get the win.

David Flair is seen torturing his headless stuffed animal with his gold crowbar.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Diamond Dallas Page, who says that all he keeps hearing is "Poor David Flair," but f anyone wants to take him out with a crowbar and stalk Kimberly, then he will find out that DDP is going to have that crowbar in his hands.

David Flair attacks Diamond Dallas Page from behind with his golden crowbar before the next match, and lays him out. David Flair almost wins by forfeit when DDP suddenly pushes ring announcer David Penzer down and gets back in the ring.

Diamond Dallas Page beats David Flair in a Crowbar On A Pole Match. David Flair grabs the crowbar, but DDP hits him with a Diamond Cutter. After the match, DDP is about to hit a Diamond Cutter with Flair on the top rope, but when he goes for the crowbar to hit David Flair with it, Daffney Unger - the girl from the Nitro Party tape a few weeks abck - runs into the ring and shields David. DDP nearly puts referee Charles Robinson in a Diamond Cutter, but reconsiders.

Backstage, Sting hands a much larger, more powerful can of mace to Miss Elizabeth before the next match, and tells her to leave her much smaller can in the back.

Sting beats The Total Package by disqualification in a match where if Sting won, Miss Elizabeth's contract with The Total Package would be made null and void. During the match, Miss Elizabeth checks on The Total Package, but Sting catches her out. Elizabeth sprays Sting with the larger can of mace, but it ends up being silly string instead, revealing that the match was nothing more than a set-up. Sting fends off The Total Package while telling Miss Elizabeth to get out. Later on, Miss Elizabeth shows up with Sting's baseball bat as he puts The Total Package in the Scorpion Death Lock, and tells her to put the bat down. She does, but as soon as he turns around to put The Total Package in the hold, she smacks him in the face with the bat anyway, ending the match. After the match, Miss Elizabeth throws a steel chair into the ring as The Total Package tosses referee Johnny Boone, and the chair is wrapped around Sting's right waist by The Total Package, who proceeds to stomp on the chair. After The Total Package hits Sting with the baseball bat, he and Miss Elizabeth leave while referees and medical staff check on Sting.

Kevin Nash vs. Sid Vicious in a Powerbomb Match. During the match, Sid accidentally whips Kevin Nash into the referee, then Nash hits the Jackknife Power Bomb. Nash checks on the ref only for Jeff Jarrett to show up, nail Sid with his guitar, and try to get Nash on top od Sid only to fail. Jarrett runs back to the back, then Nash goes for the Jackknife Power Bomb again only for his back to be put out. The referee starts coming to, and Nash tires it one more time, but his back is still out and Nash ends up helping the referee up, telling him that he hit the powerbomb on Sid even though he did not. Nash gets the win.

Mike Tenay interviews "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit, who says his open invitation for a United States title match is still open, but his opponent will have to go through him and find out what "silent but violent" is all about.

Jeff Jarrett shows up, climbs on top of the ladder that is in the aisle, then tells "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Beniot that he has already kicked one ass tonight, and he might as well make it, too. He then says "Crippler, my ass," an d tells Benoit that when he is done with him, Benoit will be the one crippled and handicapped when he wins the United States title.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Jeff Jarrett.

Mike Tenay interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, who says that he is a man of his word, and that no matter what, Goldberg will lose. He knew that when he became World Champion, he knew he would have to prove himself against Goldberg. He plans to leave the ring the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, whether Goldberg likes it or not.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, but not without controversy. During the match, referee Billy Silverman is inadvertently knocked down, and has to be replaced by Charles Robinson mid-match. Charles Robinson accidentally gets knocked out when Goldberg inadvertently tosses Bret towards him, and Robinson is replaced by Johnny Boone. Boone gets smacked in the face by Bret, then Goldberg hits Bret with the standing side kick followed by the Spear. (The standing side kick before the end of the match ends up giving Bret a concussion that ends up ending his career.)"Rowdy" Roddy Piper shows up, and he rings the bell as soon as Bret goes for the Sharpshooter on Goldberg. Piper then walks away with the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. When Bret confronts Piper, PIper hands Bret the belt and leaves.

Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for December 17, 1999

James Storm says he cannot believe that he and Justin Credible have to beat Chris Candido and Rhino to earn a title shot. It is not that they cannot beat them; it is that they should not have to. Since they do, Candido and Rhino will be victimized, and Tammy Lynn Sytch will have a reason to piss and moan. They're not looking past them; they're looking through them. Justin proclaims that at Guilty As Charged on January 9th, they will claim their destiny and become ECW World Tag Team Champions.

Backstage, Chris Chetti tells Nova that he is coming back tonight. Nova tells him to forget about it, as his back is nowhere near 100%, and asks him if he wants to be like The Dynamite Kid, Ricky Steamboat or "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, and tells him that the man he has handpicked for his partner is wrestling in his place tonight. Chetti tells his replacement he has one shot and one shot only, and if he screws Nova over, he will break his neck. He tells him he is with him. Chetti turns around to leave, asks if his replacement is checking out his ass, then says he can't blame him because his looks would turn a straight man gay. Chetti leaves, then Nova tells the guy that Chetti was dropped a little too hard on his head in wrestling school and his family is a little bit crazy.

Da Baldies (Tony DeVito, Angel, Vic Grimes) are in the ring. Tony DeVito says they are here tonight to stake their claim, and now the streets of Virginia belong to Da Baldies. He then says that if anybody in the back wants to fight for their turf, they will have to go through them, or more specifically, through him. The challenge is answered by none other than New Jack.

New Jack beats Tony DeVito. After the match, New Jack grabs a fork. He is about to drive it into DeVito's skull when Vic Grimes and Angel beat up New Jack from behind. Angel then staples New Jack's ear with a staple gun.

Tony DeVito issues another open challenge against Da Baldies for their torch. That challenge is answered by Mike Awesome.

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Vic Grimes after putting Grimes through a table. "Judge" Jeff Jones puts Mike Awesome on a pedestal, then Spike Dudley shows up, kicks Awesome in the groin, hits him with the Acid Drop and leaves.

We are in the locker room. "Dastardly" Danny Doring says that tonight, he will cash in on the fringe benefits of being a professional wrestler. He then talks about his favorite subject: him. That gets cut short when he walks in on Roadkill, then Francine shows up wondering if he and Roadkill are done so she can take a shower. Elektra comes out and threatens to cut the "Danaconda" down to a garden snake if she ever catches him talking to another woman again.

Super Calo vs. Ikuto Hidaka vs. Tom Marquez ends with Sabu showing up with Bill Alfonso and attacking all three men in the match with a crutch and a steel chair. He eventually hits all three men with a springboard leg drop through a table.

The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat Chris Candido and Rhino to face Raven and "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer for the ECW World Tag Team Championships at Guilty As Charged after Lance Storm leaps over a Gore by Rhino, who then charges into Chris Candido. After the match, Storm says The Impact Players have proved that they cannot be denied and that they are the next tag team champions. He also says it cannot be denied that Justin Credible is the hardcore icon. The Sandman shows up through the crowd, then "The Sexiest Man Alive" Jason steps up to The Sandman as The Impact Players leave. Jason gets caned, but Justin Credible sneaks up on Sandman from behind and smacks him in the back with a Singapore cane of his own. Lance Storm sets up a table, but Sandman ducks a cane shot and Justin hits Storm instead. After a White Russian Leg Sweep on Storm, Rhino shows up and Gores The Sandman through a table.

Raven asks someone to understand that he is trying so hard to do the right thing, and he can't go through it again. He says he cannot fight "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer again, as it took so much out of him the first time, and now he is weak. He says Dreamer is too strong, and he cannot do it again. He says the funny thing is that he would lure Dreamer to his side, but Dreamer lured him to his. He wants to do the right thing and he is trying. He will be at Guilty As Charged, and they will get rid of The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm), and he wants him to understand that he will be in his corner. We then see that he is talking to Francine, who replies "I understand. I really do."

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for December 16, 1999

In footage from earlier today, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon announce that WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon are not here tonight. Triple H says there was concern over last Monday night, but he and Stephanie had to assert themselves. From now on, things will be handled a little bit differently and more fairly. Some people have felt that they have been held down in the past; those people will be given a chance to shine. There are others who have had everything handed to them on a silver platter; tonight, that platter gets taken away. From top to bottom, everybody will be treated fairly. Tonight, Mankind will face Al Snow one-on-one following their problems. Also, The Rock will face Big Show for the WWF Championship. Triple H announces that tonight marks the dawn of a new era: the McMahon-Helmsley Era.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man says that if people think what he did to Al Snow was bad and what he did to Big Show was cruel, then they should just wait until he deals with everyone else in the World Wrestling Federation. Suddenly, Chris Jericho shows up and tells Boss Man he must be sure his mother once told him not to say anything at all if he can't say anything nice. He then tells Boss Man that if he cannot say something entertainment, then he should shut the hell up, as while he is boring all the Jerichoholics, he is standing in the back waiting to show off his new and improved "Inter-Chris-tinental" belt. Since Boss Man is in the ring with Prince Albert, he might as well destroy them both Ayatollah-style. Shortly after the match starts, however, Chyna and Miss Kitty show up to watch the match from ringside. We then see Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon wining and dining backstage while watching the show, and we find out that neither of them booked the current match.

Chris Jericho beats Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a 2-on-1 handicap match. During the match, Big Boss Man tosses his nightstick to Prince Albert, then Chyna gets in the ring and hits Albert with a low blow. Jericho hits Albert with the nightstick, then hits the Lionsault to get the win. After the match, Triple H says that he can never get into what women are into. When WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon asks what that means, Triple H says it's just an expression, Stephanie decides to head to ringside to check somebody out. That somebody ends up being Kurt Angle (whom Triple H calls "an ostrich jerky salesman," a reference to Angle being a spokesperson for Ostrim, a beef jerky product made out of ostrich meat), who is facing Test. When Triple H hears Test's name, Triple H tries to stop her.

Triple H tells WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon that she is not going anywhere, and that is final. He does not trust Test for a second and he does not know what is capable of. Stephanie says she knows Test, but Triple H says she knows Test too well, and they are going to drink champagne and have a good time. Stephanie says she's going anyway, and Triple H can go drink by himself.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon guests on commentary for the next match. She now prefers to go by the name Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley at this point.

Kurt Angle beats Test by disqualification. During the match, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley calls for the bell and has Test disqualified for using a closed fist on Kurt Angle. After the match, Test confronts Stephanie McMahon, and Stephanie gets Test to follow her up the ramp. Suddenly, the rest of D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) attack Test from behind, then Triple H shows up and punches Test in the face.

We see footage from during the commercial break where medical staff tends to Test. We then see Test on a stretcher, and when WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley confronts Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco for helping tend to Test, not only does Test get angry, but Brisco and Patterson are put in a match against The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). If they do not take part in the match, they will be fired.

Matt Hardy beats Jeff Hardy in a match where the two brothers are forced to wrestle each other after Jeff Hardy lands wrong on his left leg. Both brother show respect after the match.

Backstage, Tori confronts Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley over what happened on Raw, and demands that she and Kane not be humiliated ever again. Stephanie decides Tori will suffer more humiliation by facing her in the ring tonight.

Backstage, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) show up, apologize, and wish WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley luck in her match tonight. They ask Stephanie to let them know if she needs anything, and Stephanie says there is something they can do.

Before the next match, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley says she has made the match to humiliate her in front of Kane. We then see Kane being attacked backstage by The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs). Triple H and Stephanie mock what is going on. Tori is about to go to the back when Stephanie introduces Tori's real opponent for tonight: X-Pac.

X-Pac beats Tori after WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley distracts the refere and Triple H holds on to Tori's hair to allow X-Pac to hit the Bronco Buster prior to the X-Factor.

We see footage from during the break where Kane comes down to ringside to help Tori to the back. Backstage, Kane takes Tori out of the building. The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) are chewed out by Triple H for letting Kane leave in one piece, and rewards them for their efforts with a rematch against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).

Al Snow is seen talking to the rest of D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), saying that he will have Mankind near their dressing room door in a few minutes.

Mankind beats Al Snow in a Falls Count Anywhere match. During the match, the match goes backstage to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), but when both men go into the room, Al Snow is the one who ends up getting beaten up. After the match, it is revealed that The Rock was behind the door and that it was really The Rock's dressing room all along.

Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco talk backstage. Patterson is concerned about getting hurt, but Brisco wants a title belt around his waist.

The orange lights and logo show up before the next match.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) join Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley just before Triple H and Stephanie walk out for some fresh air.

Edge beats Christian with a roll-up. It appears that Christian's shoulders were down the entire time. Christian confronts him at first, but then raises his hand in a sign of respect.

The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) are caught by Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley trying to leave the arena, and are told to face The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) or get fired.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) quickly beat The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) in an Acolyte Rules Match.

Lilian Garcia interviews Jim Ross backstage. Jim Ross says he has seen nothing like the McMahon-Helmsley era, and that Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley's actions are reprehensible, and he is sad and embarrassed for the fans and the McMahon family. When asked for one word to describe Stephanie's actions, he says "it rhymes with witch, ans starts with a B."

Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley confront Jim Ross for his very recent choice of words, and threatens to wreck him again. When Stephanie asks Jim Ross what he called her and he refuses to say it, Stephanie slaps him.

Jerry "The King" Lawler advertises the 12-inch WWF Wired.com "Stone Cold" Steve Austin action figure, which allows the user a to download a Stone Cold promo off the Internet and download it into the action figure, which Austin will then utter at the touch of a button.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty 2 Hotty, Rikishi Phatu) beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) and Viscera after Viscera gives up and heads to the back.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) plan to beat Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson within an inch of their lives. We also find out that their match is no-disqualification, and according to the Outlaws, Brisco and Patterson do not have a clue.

Terri Runnels talsks to Santa about one of the naughty things she did this year.

Before the next match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) joke about having Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson's families sign a waiver in case they both die of a heart attack. To their surprise, Brisco throws powder into Billy Gunn's eyes, then he and Patterson pull out weapons.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson in a no-disqualification match.

Before the next match, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley show up. Triple H announces that tonight's main event is a lumberjack match. Triple H and Stephanie then watch the match from an armchair as lumberjacks come out from the back and fill ringside.

The Rock vs. Big Show for the WWF Championship in a Lumberjack Match ends in a no-contest after the lumberjacks attack both men. Mankind shows up with a shopping cart full of weapons, and The Rock, Big Show and Mankind clean house against the lumberjacks. The show ends with The Rock hitting Viscera with the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for December 13, 1999

The show begins with Jeff Jarrett attacking "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit backstage. Benoit gets the upper hand, however, and hocks loogies out of his nose at him in typical Benoit fashion.

Before the next match, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea says "Hello," then The Maestro is both seen and heard playing piano on a platform being lowered from the sky as bubbles blow around him while he has Symphony by his side.

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea beats The Maestro after Symphony slaps Iaukea, Iaukea's valet Paisley slaps The Maestro, and Iaukea rolls The Maestro up and grabs the tights. After the match, Jeff Jarrett shows up with two guitars. One of them goes into Iaukea's head; the other one goes into The Maestro's. Jarrett then tells "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit if he wants to step into the same ring as "The Chosen One," he will get his wish. He then challenges him to a Bunkhouse Brawl as part of a tune-up match for Starrcade. He then tells Benoit to bring and wear anything, and that he will make an example out of him.

Kevin Nash is seen waiting on Scott Hall backstage.

Evan Karagias is seen talking to Spice. Madusa catches him, then finds Madusa and tries to attack her out of jealousy and rage. Referees have to step in and stop everything.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up. Bret says it is not easy being the guy who talks about being the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, and that you have to look into your heart and believe it. He thanks the fans for backing him up. Ever since he came to WCW, he always knew that sooner or later, he would have to step into the ring with Goldberg. He has infinite respect for him and has watched him over and over, and in order to be World champion, he would have to give Goldberg the very first shot at Starrcade. At Starrcade, he will be the first one looking forward to Goldberg, as he has something to prove. He then tells Goldberg he is a great wrestler, but when the smoke settles at Starrcade, he will not beat him. He then makes one guarantee: at Starrcade, he will be standing with his hand raised in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, Goldberg shows up and tells Bret that unfortunately for him, matches are not won by confidence level, but by beating one's opponents. As of late, the World title looks good around Bret's waist, but at Starrcade, he must beat him man to man, and that is not going to happen. Not only will he never beat him, he is next. Suddenly, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) show up. Hall says they have been talking, and Bret and Golberg have something that belongs to them, as everyone knows that they are "it" because when you mess with The Outsiders, you mess with the "shhhhhh bomb." Nash tells Bret and Goldberg they have something that belongs to them: the tag team titles. If they can find it in their hearts to kiss and make up tonight, then they can put the tag team titles on the light tonight so they can walk out tonight the champs. Also, if they don't want to do it, they can do it the hard way. Bret says that if they want it, they've got it.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Madusa and looks at her breasts. She says Spice had no business talking to Evan, and she is going to wrestle her tonight.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen entering the arena.

Backstage, The Total Package finds out from Terry Taylor that he is in a tag team match against Diamond Dallas Page and Sting, and that his partner is David Flair.

A man delivers a package to David Flair. Flair scares the man away, then takes the package.

Spice beats Madusa. During the match, Evan Karagias gets in the ring, and when Karagias refuses to hit Spice, she confronts him directly. Spice elbows Madusa from behind and gets the pinfall to get the win. She then runs away. After the match, Madusa beats Evan karagias up.

Vince Russo asks if Curt Hennig is ready for his match, then asks Shane if the remote control is ready for the segment. Rhonda Sing comes into the office ready for her next assignment, but Russo tells her to get an agent or else they will have nothing to talk about. Russo then asks Shane to go get "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

We see a short video package for The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) and their feud with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. Duggan is not worried about what is going to happen at Starrcade. He has come to the ring for many years, but lately, there has been a few things happening that he has a tough time swallowing. It is not the cleaning of toilets, as he has done it before and he will do it again, but a lack of respect for America. When he came back to WCW after his cancer treatment, he got on his knees in the middle of the ring and thanked the Lord for sparing his life and allowing him to grow older with his family. However, if he has to get off his deathbed, he will defend the flag of the United States of America as long as there is air in his lungs and blood in his heart, and he will not quit, waver or stop as he attacks, regardless of how many men are out there. When he thinks of the members of the armed forces who made the sacrifice for their country, he stands a little taller, and he tells The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) that he and the people of the United States will take it no longer, as this is the land of the free and the home of the free. Suddenly, the lights go dark and static appears on the video screen. Suddenly, someone gets in the ring and lays Duggan out, then the lights come back on.

Vince Russo laughs about what happened to "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, then "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is brought into the office. Up next, he will referee a match between Curt Hennig and Buff Bagwell where he has the final say, meaning his decision is final. Russo tells him to consider this a test, and tells him it would be good for his career to do the right thing. If he can do that, there will be no problems.

Backstage, The Total Package looks for David Flair.

Before the next match, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper tells Curt Hennig and Buff Bagwell that he will do the right thing, that there will be no disqualifications, that he wants a winner and a loser, and that he will get on the case of either man if they screw up in this match.

Buff Bagwell beats Curt Hennig. During the match, Buzzkill is seen in the crowd carrying a sign saying "Save The Baby Seals." Also during the match, special guest referee "Rowdy" Roddy Piper punches out Curt Hennig, giving Buff Bagwell with a fast count. Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are seen on the stage after the match.

The Total Package knocks on the door of David Flair's dressing room, and notices David Flair acting strangely.

Jeff Jarrett beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit in a Bunkhouse Brawl. During the match, Dustin Rhodes shows up, and refere Charles Robinson gests in his way. He is about to go for the Shattered Dreams when Jeff Jarrett smashes a guitar into his head. As he does this, Rhodes kicks him in the gut, and they both go down at the same time. Benoit then climbs up the ladder, and Jarrett pushes Rhodes into the ladder, knocking Benoit off the top. After ramming Rhodes' head into the ladder, he goes for the pinfall and get the win.

The Total Pakage is seen talking to David Flair backstage, who is seen giggling and huggng a headless teddy bear. David Flair is not listening to The Total Package at all.

A white Porsche Roadster speeds into the arena parking lot.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is in Vince Russo's office with a baseball bat in his hands. Russo tells Piper he hates him, and Piper says he hates him, too. Russo says this is not his night, and he will never work in WCW again. La Parka is about to hit Piper with the chair, but he sees it coming and blocks it with the baseball bat before swinging it at everybdoy and threatening to beat Russo to death with thebat. Curt Hennig hits Piper from behind with a steel chair.

Tank Abbott and Meng wrestle to a double count-out. Both men continue to go at it even after the match is over, and they both brawl their way to the back.

Chris Kanyon comes out of the white Porsche Roadster, and is immediately joined by two women. Another man leaves the vehicle with him, and that man is none other than Clarence Mason, who has not been seen since leaving the WWF a few years ago.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper tries to get into Vince Russo's office, but he is stopped by local law enforcement. Meanwhile, Tank Abbott and Meng are still fighting backstage.

Before the next match, Shane Douglas says that he can talk his points and that America is wrong and cannot face facts. He tells "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan go on and talk about his kids, and at Starrcade, he is divided and he and America will lose as they Americans are divided. On Sunday, The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) will be victorious. Dean Malenko says the truth is a hard pill to swallow, and tells them to swallow the fact that America sucks. We then find out that The Revolution has Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) tonight when Perry Saturn acts as comedy relief. Shortly after the match begins, however, the lights go out, and when they come back on, Midnight is in the ring. She attacks Malenko and Saturn as Douglas guests on commentary.

The Revolution (Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) beats Harlem Heat (Booker T, Stevie Ray, Midnight) when Midnight inadvertently sends Saturn into Booker T and accidentally lands on her knee.

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and David Flair. Flair goes off on Tenay, screaming "I told you not to touch him! Don't touch him!" before leaving. The Total Package announces that junctions have been filed, and Miss Elizabeth will only work for him. He says that Sting is on his own. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen swinging a chair around. He challenges Curt Hennig to get into the ring so they can swing steel chairs until they can't do it anymore.

Rhonda Sing tires to get "Clarence Mason" to be her agent, but he only represents the best that Hollywood has to offer. Chavo Guerrero Jr. then tries to sell her a wardrobe.

Meng and Tank Abbott are still brawling backstage.

Backstage, "Wonderful" Paul Orndorff shows up. He says that the powers that be want to talk to him, and gets directions to their office.

We see a performance by The Nitro Girls. All of a sudden, Rhonda Sing shows up in the ring and tries to dance while wearing the outfit that Chavo Guerrero Jr. was selling her. She attacks the other Nitro Girls while she dances, but the Nitro Girls cannot even take her down.

Fit Finley continues to train Brian Knobbs in the wilderness.

"Screamin'" Norman Smiley walks into the block and faces Jerry Flynn in "The Block." Meng and Tank Abbott brawl their way into The Block. Jerry Flynn and Tank Abbott go at it as Meng chases Norman Smiley out the door.

Vince Russo talks with "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff, and chews him out for training Midnight - who has become a thorn in his side - before firing him. Orndorff tells Russo to kiss his ass, saying he's been in the business for 23 years and has done it all and taking offense to being fired for doing his job. Vince Russo puts Onrdorff in the ring for a match.

Backstage, Goldberg is seen watching the show on a monitor.

Mike Tenay interviews Sid Vicious, who is seen with his own coach: a man with Down Syndrome named Seth, who says Sid is his favorite wrestler. Sid says it is obvious that "Dr. Death" Steve Williams would be an example for Kevin Nash to think about.

Before the next match, Oklahoma tells the New Orleans, Louisiana fans that only only is his dick and nut from Oklahoma, but he also wears women's dresses. He says the powers that be have granted him a request, and that the next match will be a "Suplex vs. Powerbomb Match." Oklahoma then guests on commentary as Seth accompanies Sid to the ring.

Sid Vicious beats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams in a Suplex vs. Powerbomb Match. During the match, Oklahoma hands Dr. Death his boot to use as a weapon, which referee Nick Patrick does not see. Vampiro then shows up and chases Oklahoma around the ring only to be clotheslined by Dr. Death. Shortly afterwards, Sid hits the powerbomb for the win. After the match, Oklahoma gets choke slammed by Sid, then The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) get in the ring and beat up Sid. Nash then hits Sid with the Jackknife Powerbomb.

Sid is checked out by medical staff backstage.

Mike Tenay interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Hall says Sid was talking tash, and he paid for it. Nash says the attack on Sid Vicious is a little preview of what will happen at Starrcade, and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Goldberg are next.

Diamond Dallas Page and Sting beat The Total Package and David Flair in a no-disqualification match. During the match, Sting and Diamond Dallas Page go at each other after Sting tags him in only to punch him. The Total Package sues the headless stuffed animal to lure David Flair back to his corner so David can tag him in. After this, Luger tosses the stuffed animal out of the ring, then grabs the crowbar and smashes it into Sting. Miss Elizabeth then shows up and yanks the crowbar away as soon as The Total Package rears back with it. He then leaves the ring and comes back with a steel chair, but Miss Elizabeth shields Sting. David Flair crawls back into the ring with a crowbar and smashes it into The Total Package's back. Miss Elizabeth then puts Sting's arm on top of The Total Package to give him and Diamond Dallas Page the win.

Meng is looking for "Screamin'" Norman Smiley backstage.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Chris Kanyon, who prefers to be named Chris "Champagne" Kanyon, or as his friends call him, "CCK." He asks Okerlund's people to call his people, then Rhonda Sing shows up wanting "Clarence Mason" to sign her, but "Clarence" calls for security to get her away from him. Bam Bam Bigelow then shows up, and when "Clarence" getrs in his way, Bam Bam grabs him only to be attacked from behind by Kanyon, who says "You ain't nothin'! Triad that!"

Before the next match, Bam Bam Bigelow says he doesn't know who Chris "Champagne" Kanyon is or what happened to him since he went to Hollywood that changed him, but he is from New Jersey and he does not sell out. He says it used to be three guys from Jersey, but it apparently was not good enough for Kanyon. He says that hopefully, the ass whupping he is about to give him will be, and calls Kanyon out. Kanyon shows up with his entourage, then "Clarence Mason" says that he is Kanyon's legal advisor. Bam Bam Bigelow does not want anything from him, and headbutts Kanyon, starting their match.

Chris "Champagne" Kanyon beats Bam Bam Bigelow. The Flatliner is now known as "That's A Wrap," and we find out that "Clarence Mason" is now known as J. Biggs.

Meng is still looking for "Screamin'" Norman Smiley backstage. Norman is seen hiding from Meng.

Big Vito tells Johnny The Bull he plans to stick Lash LeRoux in a bodybag, throw him in a river, and get Disco Inferno's money once and for all.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen in a room backstage. He says that if Curt Hennig wants a Chairs Match, he will beat him with one hand if he has to.

Before the next match, Lash LeRoux shows up with his own bodybag. He says that New Orleans, Louisiana will have a Mardi Gras tonight. He has been up and down the nation, but tonight, he is back in the bayou, and he and Disco are going to show Big Vito and Johnny The Bull how they heat things up Cajun-style, and tonight, they will let the good times roll.

Lash LeRoux beats Big Vito in a Bodybag Match. During the match, Johnny The Bull attacks Disco Inferno from behind with a chain around his hand as Lash LeRoux wraps Big Vito in the bodybag, then punches Le Roux from behind, then both he and Big Vito gang up on LeRoux. They then places Lash LeRoux in a body bag and take him to the back.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are outside of the arena. However, Big Vito has forgotten where he has parked the ar, and he and Johnny go looking for it. Lash LeRoux escapes from the bodybag.

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff beats Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald). During the match, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko show up. Anderson distracts the referee, then Orndroff hits one of the members of Creative Control with a piledriver to get the win after Zbyszko runs interference. After the match, referee Mark Johnson disqualifies Orndorff due to outside interference, and gives the win to Creative Control

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen talking backstage, while "Rowdy" Roddy Piper continues to swing a chair around.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito find out that "Screamin' Norman Smiley is hiding in their bodybag.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper beats Curt Hennig in a Chairs Match by count-out after Hennig gives up on the match when Piper refuses to stay down despite being limited to one hand.

Backstage, Mike Tenay calls for help, saying someone has attacked Bret "The Hit Man' Hart. Goldberg checks on Bret in his dressing room.

Trainer Danny Young checks on Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in his dressing room.

Before the next match, Kevin Nash says it looks like Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will not make it tonight due to some sort of injury in the back. Since he and Scott Hall have done Goldberg a favor tonight and made him easy pickings for Starrcade, he calls out Goldberg and demands he hands them the tag team titles so they can be tag champs again. Goldberg, having seen this on the monitor, takes the tag team titles with him to the ring, then drops the titles at The Outsiders' (Hall and Nash) feet, starting what ends up becoming a 2-on-1 handicap match for the WCW World Tag Team Championships.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) beat Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Goldberg to become the WCW World Tag Team Champions for the sixth time. During the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up, making the match a tag team match. He fights off The Outsiders, but as Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer on Scott Hall, Bret goes down after a shot with the one of the tag team titles from Nash, who uses the bottom rope for leverage to get the pinfall on Bret and the win.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 13, 1999

RAW

Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon are seen backstage hugging, while WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is seen outside of the arena waiting for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.

Chris Jericho shows up. He declares that the Intercontinental title is once again around the waist of a legendary and incredibly charismatic showman like himself where it belongs, and just by having it around his waist, he has given the WWF a tremendous amount of credibility and pulled it out of the hole it has dug for itself. He has also proven as a champion that Raw is definitely his show and that "Raw is Jericho." Suddenly, X-Pac shows up and tells Jericho that he doesn't know what he is sicker of: Jericho's crap or that people in the crowd are buying it. All he hears is about how great Jericho is, but he is a lot greater than him at how to treat a lady, and he can ask Tori. If Jericho wants to run his mouth and think he is a legend, then it is time to put up or shut up with the title on the line, and Jericho's ass is his and he's going to smoke it. Suddenly, Chyna and Miss Kitty show up after a referee runs to the ring, and they watch from the stage.

Chris Jericho retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against X-Pac by disqualification. During the match, Chyna gets in the ring as X-Pac taps out to the Walls of Jericho and punches the referee.

Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon confront WWF co-owner Shane McMahon. Shane slaps Triple H's hand away from him, then tells Stephanie she only has one family and she screwed it, and when she grows up, she will know what she did to her family.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is still waiting for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to arrive.

Before the next match, we see a black-and-white GTV video where it is revealed that "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry has had a night of passion with Mae Young, who is smoking a cigar. The encore for Armageddon is announced for tomorrow night at 8 PM for those who had problems ordering Armageddon due to technical issues.

"Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry beats The Godfather after Mae Young runs into the apron and stops the Ho Train so that Mark Henry can win with a schoolboy pin.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon asks Vince to use his head as he has a sledgehammer in his hand. True to form, Vince bashes the door to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room, but nobody is inside. Vince then heads to the ring, but Shane tells Vince that he will not be in the ring with him and that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is still his daughter.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon heads to the ring. Vince calls Triple H, calling him a coward and a rapist and asking what he has done to his family and his daughter, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon. Triple H's music hits, but Stephanie shows up alone. Stephanie asks Vince what he plans to do with the sledgehammer, then dares him to raise the hammer up and bash her brains in, as that will be the only way he will get to Triple H, as they are married. Stephanie says it has always been about what he wants, even at the expense of his own family. She admits she loved Test, but she wasn't ready for marriage, as a marriage to Test what what he wanted. She also says he isn't "daddy's little girl" anymore, and she is doing things her way and it feels "damn good." She admits that she used to get butterflies when Triple H looked at her. She did not want to or mean to, but he looked so strong and powerful, and he outsmarted Vince by making business personal, something she says Vince knows a lot about doing. Stephanie then mentions it has almost since a year since he had The Undertaker abducted and locked ina rat-infested basement with no light, and says Vince put her there before having somebody rummage through the things in her bedroom. She then says the icing on the cake was The Undertaker's attempted wedding and sacrifice, and says she was sacrificed at her own expense so he could screw "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. She then tells Vince "What comes around, goes around," and by Vince hurting her, she got back at him by marrying Triple H, whom she then admits turns her on. As Stephanie leaves the ring, Triple H shows up, and Stephanie stands beside him. Triple H says the one mistake he made last night was leaving Vince in a puddle of his own blood unconscious so he could not see the deal get sealed, then seals it for him again by kissing Stephanie.

Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon demands he leave, as he cannot breathe the same air as Triple H. As he and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon leave, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon wave good-bye. With Vince and SHane gone, Stephanie decides that it his time for her and Triple H to take over.

Before the next match, The Rock says there is one fan here tonight who some people may know as Wade Boggs, who is seen in the front row. He has no idea who his opponents are tonight, but since he and Wade Boggs are tight and he knows his favorite food is poultry. He asks Wade Boggs to go home and select a chicken, shine it up real nice and hand it The Rock so he can stick it straight up their candy asses. When The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up, D-Von proclaims it is obvious that Mankind and The Rock do not know the three commandments. The Rock stops D-Von in the middle of the third commandment and asks "Who are you two roody poos?" Buh Buh Ray responds, but The Rock mocks his speech impediment when he says it doesn't matter and strikes D-Von, starting the match.

The Rock and Mankind beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) by disqualification after Buh Buh Ray introduces a steel chair to the match...almost. Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon show up, announce they are taking over, and then proclaim that as one of their first acts of running the show, the match is officially no-disqualification. The Rock does not care if the match is no-disqualification, and he will whip The Dudleys' monkey asses all night long. He also calls Triple H out, daring him to walk down the ramp and get in the ring so he can whip his ass, and to bring Stephanie with him. The Dudleys then attack The Rock from behind, restarting the match.

The Rock and Mankind beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) in a no-disqualification match. During the math, Buh Buh Ray Dudley drags referee Jimmy Korderas out of the ring and punches him, then Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon bring out a man in a referee's outfit and a Vince McMahon mask to make the pinfall for D-Von Dudley. After the match, The Rock drags the masked referee into the ring and Mankind unmasks him to reveal it is Al Snow. Al Snow gets away, then Mankind and The Rock fight off The Dudleys. Referee Jimmy Korderas then gets back in the ring and makes the pinfall for The Rock.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon talk with X-Pac, who is in a scuba diving suit.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon meet with The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs), who congratulate them on the marriage, but Stephanie calls the Posse out for berating her in the past, and puts them in a match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).

WAR ZONE

Before the next match, Miss Kitty insists that she be called "The Kat," then . Mwanwhile, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon orders Tori to wrestle in the chocolate pudding ring or else she will make it hard for Kane tonight. Tori reluctantly heads to the chocolate pudding ring, then strips to her bra and panties.

Miss Kitty - now The Kat - retains the WWF Women's Championship in a pudding ring match. During the match, X-Pac shows up in the scuba gear, but Tori gets on top of him and dunks him in the pudding ring. Miss Kitty then gets the pinfall, then Kane throws X-Pac into the pudding ring. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) then show up and attack Kane from behind. Lilian Garcia calls The Kat "Miss Kitty," then insists she be called "The Kat" and tosses her into the pudding.

Jerry "The King" Lawler advertises the 12-inch WWF Wired.com "Stone Cold" Steve Austin action figure, which allows the user a to download a Stone Cold promo off the Internet and download it into the action figure, which Austin will then utter at the touch of a button.

The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) get decimated by The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).

Backstage, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) meet with Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, who tell them about the cage match that will happen tonight.

Edge and Christian beat The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Matt Hardy and Christian drop downto the floor while climbing down the other side of the cage after Edge powerbombs Jeff Hardy into the wall, knocking them down. Referee Jimmy Korderas rules that the match must continue. Later on in the match, Christian keeps Jeff Hardy from climbing the wall to the floor, and Edge escapes through the cage door to give Christian and himself the win.

Kane is helping Tori to her car when Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon tell Kane that he has a Triple Threat Match, and if he doesn't head to the ring, he will be suspended for 30 days.

"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn kisses his two sons (who are in the front row with the rest of Billy's family).

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Kane in a 2-on-1 handicap match.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon put Big Show in a 2-on-1 handicap match against The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

The orange logo and lights are seen before the next match.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a 2-on-1 handicap match as Triple H, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) watch from backstage. After the match, Stephanie and Triple H demand the Outlaws wrestle again, this time with the tag team titles on the line. Stephanie has their opponents already in mind: Triple H and Test, since they both have something in common.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon accompanies Triple H to the ring before the next match.

Triple H and Test vs. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) proves to be nothing more than a front for Triple H, The Outlaws and even WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon herself to hurt Test physically, with Stephanie going so far as to slap Test. X-Pac shows up as Triple H hits Test with a steel chair, then Stephanie joins D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) in a show-ending crotch chop.

Armageddon 1999 - The Results

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray tells the crowd that before tonight is over, they will remember the most important commandment: Thou shalt not mess with The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley), and if they don't believe them, they can talk to Edge and Christian. When Edge and Christian show up, both tag teams brawl before everyone else shows up for the next match, and referees have to restore order.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) win a 16-man, 8-team battle royal, last eliminating The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) to become #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships at Royal Rumble. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) take advantage of the fact that Jimmy Korderas is the only referee in the match by switching between the three of them as soon as one of them gets tossed over the top rope, but they are eventually caught and they get eliminated.

Lilian Garcia interviews Kurt Angle, who says he is still undefeated in the WWF and that "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman is responsible for last week's loss. He knows he is getting a funny response here tonight from the fans, but the fans will appreciate his gold medal, his accomplishments and his being a true American hero.

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman interrupts Kurt Angle before he can talk about the "3 I's."

Kurt Angle beats "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman with a German Suplex bridge pin. After the match, Blackman strikes Angle with his nunchaku.

Michael Cole has a very awkward interview with B.B., who asks him to zip up the back of her evening gown.

South African golfer Greg Norman is seen in the crowd.

Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are the special guest referees for the next match.

Miss Kitty beats Ivory, B.B. and Jacqueline in an Evening Gown Match in a swimming pool to become the WWF Women's Champion, last disrobing Ivory to win the title. After the match, Miss Kitty says she would win the match and she did. She says everyone came to see her naked, and she will not disappoint; however, they did make her wear underwear. She takes her evening gown off, then jumps into the pool, gets back out and removes her top. Sgt. Slaughter and Gene Krupa move quickly into place to cover her breasts with a towel, then Mae Young makes it up to the crowd by taking off her evening gown. Sgt. Slaughter shows up with the towel as soon as she takes the gown off.

Kevin Kelly interviews Rikishi. For the last week, The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) decided to jump on him, but when he can gets his hands on them, Armageddon just might be their last day, and his ass will be on top of their face when he is done. He tells Viscera to be ready and to have his back like he will have Viscera's.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beat Rikishi and Viscera after Viscera, who refuses to be a team player throughout the match, inadvertently hits Rikishi with a spinning wheel kick meant for Hardcore Holly, who dodges out of the way before getting the pinfall. After the match, Rikishi confronts Viscera, which leads to a physical confrontation. Referees quickly have to run in to break both men apart.

Lilian Garcia interviews Val Venis, who says he proved once before that he has what it takes to be a champion, and once again he receives the opportunity to wrap gold around his waist. After the dust has settled, all is said and done and his , he will take the Ruropean Championship, fly in a 747 across the sea, search out the most beautiful women in Europe, and wait until they get a load of him as he is the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben rolled into one. He then turns Lilian Garcia on while speaking Spanish, and Lilian Garcia - also fluent in Spanish - leaves alongside him.

Referee Teddy Long ejects The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) from ringside before the next match.

Val Venis beats D'Lo Brown and The British Bulldog in a Triple Threat Match to become the WWF European Champion after breaking a pinfall from the Lo Down with the Money Shot.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac, who announces that Kane will not be allowed to win their steel match by leaving the cage, while he canm even though the cage door will be padlocked. He also tells Kane to tell Tori to stop calling his hotel room, because she's "ain't gettin' none.".

Before the next match, X-Pac gets in Tori's face, and Kane climbs out of the ring and fights him until they both get back in the cage.

Kane beats X-Pac in a Steel Cage Match in which Kane could not win by leaving the cage. During the match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and cut the chain on the padlock with bolt cutters in order to introduce a steel chair into the ring and slam the cage door into Kane's head when he comes after them. Kane gets up, but X-Pac hits Kane with an X-Factor on the steel chair. X-Pac then handcuffs Kane to the steel cage wall before hitting him with the steel chair, but when X-Pac tries to climb out of the steel cage, Tori gets in the cage to yank him off only to get spit on and hit with an X-Factor. Kane manages to break free of the handcuffs, grab X-Pac on his way down to the floor, brings him back into the ring and slams the steel cage door into his face. After a diving clothesline from the top of the cage and a Tombstone Piledriver, Kane gets the win.

Chris Jericho beats Chyna with the Walls of Jericho to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion! After the match, Michael ole interviews Jericho, who says the Intercontinental title has been restored to the status and level it deserves by a technical wrestler and an extremely sassy individual like himself. Chyna then shows up, then shakes his hand.

Mankind and The Rock beat The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) by disqualification. During the match, Al Snow shows up, but The Rockruns up the ramp after him. As they brawl, Billy Gunn hits Mankind with the ring bell, but Mankind kicks out. Shortly after this, Al Snow gets in the ring and attacks Mankind, costing them the tag team titles. After the match, The Rock gives Al Snow the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man says that he thought it was funny when Big Show's "fake" father died, but Big Show crying and wondering who his daddy is is even funnier. He says it could be anybody in the crowd, and when he is done kicking Big Show's ass, he will become the WWF Champion, which will make him Big Show's daddy.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against The Big Boss Man.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon sits in the front row for the next match.

Triple H beats Vince McMahon in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere match to earn a shot at the WWF Championship and to keep his marriage to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon legal. During the match, Mankind brings Vince a shopping cart full of weapons. Later on in the match, he wants to know how it feels for WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon how it feels to see her father Vince get destroyed, tells her she won't have to ask who her daddy is as her daddy is standing right here. He then tells Vince to stay down and quit, then tells Stephanie to stay goodbye to Vince as he is about to hit Vince in the head with the lead pipe. He then decides against doing that only to pull out his sledgehammer from ringside. When Triple H is about to swing the sledgehammer, Vince kicks him in the crotch and hits him with the lead pipe. Vince is about to hit Triple H with the sledgehammer in the corner when Stephanie runs into the ring and asks Vince to let her hit him with the sledgehammer. She is about to so it, but he stops her, take the sledgehammer and hits Vince with it. Vince then puts his foot on top of Vince's chest to get the win, then Stephanie checks on Vince after the match. Triple H then grabs the sledgehammer, and is about to strike her with it when Stephanie turns around, looks at Triple H, smiles and hugs Triple H, turning on Vince in the process.

Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for December 10, 1999

Bill Alfonso says everybody wants to know how he is going to handle the problems between Rob Van Dam and Sabu, and says there is a simple solution. All of a sudden, the dressing room door opens, and Francine calls for "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer to get in the room as Raven is beating his head on the wall again. Dreamer runs in and tells Raven to stop, because he did the right thing. He tells Raven that he has come so far, and he cannot mess it up now.

Joey Styles and "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner introduce everyone to the show. After a replay of the end of what happened at the end of last week's show, Steve Corino and Jack Victory are in the ring. Corino says what happened at the Limp Bizkit concert proved that hardcore wrestling is bad and hardcore music is even worse. He says there are a lot of great music groups out there, like The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, and Britney Spears (whom Corino calls his soon-to-be-girlfriend), calling it "real music" that is not generated for high school dropouts like the people in the crowd. He says there is one man who was stupid enough to start the hardcore revolution, and that man is "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. The crowd chants for Dusty as he is seen in the back of the crowd. Corino says Paul Heyman might bleep it out now that he has mentioned his name, then thanks Dusty for "ruining every one of these people's lives," since 90% of them are probably drunk right now. Dusty leaves, but Corino says he is not done with him and then says he left his spine at the last place that he killed. Dusty Rhodes then stands at the aisle leading up to the ring. Joey Styles tells Dusty to stop, but Dusty tosses Jack Victory's wheelchair away. Corino says he is a big boy and that he has beat everybody in the locker room in the last year, and that he will not let "an old fossil" push him around. Dusty gets in the ring, and Corino tells him the business has changed. He says this is not 1985, and that Dusty is not the bull of the woods in his territory anymore. He says Dusty has made all these great phrases, and that he has nothing to say for himself right now as he is looking into the eyes of the future of professional wrestling. Corino says he has no respect for Dusty and never did, then he slaps him. Dusty respons by hitting Corino and Jack Victory with bionic elbows, then he slams Corino on the mat. Dusty dances around a little bit, then hits Corino with an elbow.

After the commercial break, the crowd is stil chanting for "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. Dusty points at everyone in the crowd and bows.

Justin Credible says that when you are a master, it is not that hard to figure out. He tells The Sandman he is the only true master of the Singapore cane as well as the only true hardcore icon. He has beaten him once, and he will beat him again. This time, he will do it all by himself. He says it is not because he his partner does not want to help, and he does not want anybody's help. Lance Storm says that just because they stand together does not mean they cannot stand alone, as it is one more way to make an impact. Tonight, it will be at Sandman's expense, as being impact players is not just a name, it is who they are and what they do. Justin says it is not just a name, but a lifestyle, and dares The Sandman to come get some.

Spike Dudley quickly beats Uganda with a low blow followed by the Acid Drop.

Rob Van Dam says that when he and Sabu were partners and he was carrying Sabu for a tag team championship reign, he never liked sharing the ring with him. He knew then just like he knows now that the spotlight will shine bright on Van Dam, and he always has to shine in his light. He says sending him out of the ring injured was like a load being lifted off his shoulders, but he knows he will always come back. When he does, he will keep beating his ass and he will not take the World Television title away from him. He says there is a reason why he holds the Television title, as he is "the whole fuckin' show."

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against 2 Cold Scorpio. At one point in the match, Jazz tries to save 2 Cold Scorpio from going through a table, and Scopio goes for a top rope drop kick. Both he and Jazz pin Awesome, but it only leads to a two-count.

Justin Credible and "The Sexiest Man Alive" Jason are in the ring. Justin says there is a guy in ECW who walks around drinking beer and smoking cigarettes, and another guy in ECW with the nerve to carry around a Singapore cane just like his. However, there is ony one man in ECW with a big stick, and you are looking at him. Jason says that tonight, he personally made sure that there is only one cane in the locker room, and this is to get The Sandman in the ring. It becomes apparent that Jason has stolen The Sandman's Singapore cane, Sure enough, The Sandman shows up through the crowd with a broom.

Justin Credible beats The Sandman. During the match, Rhino runs into the ring and Gores both men through the timekeeper's table. When The Sandman goes for a White Russian Leg Sweep on Justin Credible and tries to get a steel chair out of his hands, Lance Storm runs in and hits a springboard drop kick on The Sandman to give Justin Credible the win. After the match, Lance Storm attacks The Sandman, but "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer goes after him while Francine and Dawn Marie have a catfight. Rhino runs back in and grabs Fracince, but Draemer hits him a steel chair. Lance Storm hits Dreamer with a springboard drop kick, then Justin Credible grabs the microphone and says that's not just the coolest, that's not just the best...that's Justin Credible.