Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for May 13, 2020

Lance Archer shows up attacking Shawn Dean to start the show, with Jake "The Snake" Roberts following close behind. Roberts says he has been asked to make an apology concerning last week, and says he will make it when Brandi Rhodes kisses his ass. He says that the ring is "no land's man" for anyone behind the barricade, for this is their playground and where they write every chapter of their books. Roberts then says that a woman's place is in the home cooking, tending to the children and keeping him warm. He then says that time is up for "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, who can no longer hide behind anything or make any excuses. Suddenly, an engine can be heard, and Cody Rhodes is seen in a Ford F-150 ramming into a barricade. When he comes out of the truck, his fists are noticeably taped up, and Lance Archer and Cody Rhodes go at it while Jake "The Snake" Roberts berates Cody on the microphone. The brawl ends with Lance Archer retreating and Roberts telling him "not now."

Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) beat Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus). During the match, Rey Fenix runs out and kicks Orange Cassidy in the face with a flying kick, and MJF climbs over the barricade and rams Jungle Boy into the ring post. This allows Taylor to hit the Awful Waffle on Jungle Boy for the win. After the match, Wardlow throws Marko Stunt into the barricade, and MJF has to hold Wardlow back when Luchasaurus confronts Wardlow.

It is announced that Jon Moxley is arriving at the arena. After intimidating his interviewer, he slaps the camera man around before heading into the arena.

Hikaru Shida beats Penelope Ford, Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Kris Statlander. At the end of the match, Britt has Statlander in the Lockjaw, and keeps it applied on Statlander for a little while longer after the match.

We hear from Suge D, who says that tonight is the night after 15 years of clawing his way to the top that Chris Jericho has no respect for, and that life has been sweet ever since Jericho started calling him "Pineapple Pete" while drinking through a straw out of a cup shaped like half of a pineapple. He says that Jericho has an Inner Circle, but he throws hands, not shapes, and now they will go at it in the ring.

Nyla Rose will defend the AEW Women's World Championship against Hikaru Shida at Double or Nothing.

Matt Hardy and Kenny Omega beat Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz). Proud 'n Powerful attack Omega before Matt Hardy can make his way into the ring. Later on in the match, Sammy Guevara - in a neck break - tries to hit Matt Hardy with a chair, but he is too slow and Matt Hardy hits him with a Twist of Fate.

Backstage, Taz interviews Darby Allin and criticizes how Allin lost against "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes. Allin makes it known that is a talented amateur wrestler, then storms off again.

Backstage, Lexi Nair interviews Hikaru Shida, who says that she will beat "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose for the AEW World Women's Championship. Nyla Rose shows up and gives her a present - a Kendo stick shot to the head - before telling her "I found your Kendo stick, bitch!"

MJF beats Lee Johnson by submission. Before the match, it is announced that Orange Cassidy vs. Rey Fenix is official for next week's show, Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. will face Kris Statlander at Double or Nothing and that Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) will face Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) to decide who will become #1 contender to the AEW World Tag Team Championships at the Double or Nothing Buy-In. After the match, MJF tells Jungle Boy that he is excited for their match at Double or Nothing, then says he feels a bit stiff. He then mentions that Marko Stunt has an open contract for a match and that he has signed his name on the dotted line. He tells Marko Stunt to get ready, because they will have a lot of fun. Wardlow then puts the Dynamite Diamond Ring on MJF's ring finger.

Chris Jericho quickly beats Suge D, who is officially called "Pineapple Pete" on his way to the ring before the match. After the match, Jiericoh states that the threat of "Pineapple Pete" has been vanquished before making fun of "Hangman" Adam Page and The Young Bucks not being around for the past two months before telling The Elite to "get their shit together" and face The Inner Circle one more time, as they act while everyone reacts to COVID-19 and write history while history stands still. As a result, The Inner Circle has created the "Stadium Stampede Match," saying that last week's Street Fight is nothing compared to what they will do to The Elite in a football stadium. He then challenges The Elite to the first-ever Stadium Stampede Match against The Inner Circle, and says that they await their response. Suddenly, Vanguard-1 shows up carrying a small Inner Circle shirt. Jericho takes the shirt, then tells Jericho that The Elite accept their challenge. When Jericho asks Vanguard if he accepts their invitation into The Inner Circle, he then states that they have rescinded their invitation and have a new sixth member: Floyd, the baseball bat that Jericho is carrying. Jericho and The Inner Circle then smash Vanguard into pieces with Floyd the Baseball Bat. Matt Hardy then shows up and picks up Vanguard as The Inner Circle laugh at him.

It is announced that Hikaru Shida vs. "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose for the AEW World Women's Championship at Double or Nothing is officially a no-disqualification, no count-out match.

Next week: MJF vs. Marko Stunt! Jake Roberts and Arn Anderson in a face-to-face interview! Rey Fenix vs. Orange Cassidy! Jon Moxley vs. 10! Sammy Guevara vs. Matt Hardy!

It is announced that Mike Tyson has agreed to award the AEW TNT Championship to the winner of "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. Lance Archer at Double or Nothing.

Before the match, Brodie Lee - who now has the AEW World Championship - demands that ring announcer Dasha Gonzalez be announced as "The Self-Proclaimed AEW World Champion Mr. Brodie Lee." She does.

Brodie Lee beats "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. During the match, 10 gets on the ring apron, distracting the referee. Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky show up and beat 10 up, then Brodie Lee tries to swing a steel chair at Daniels only for Daniels to grab it and smack him with it instead before locking in the Koji Clutch. Members of The Dark Order storm the ring, but Kazarian, Sky and Colt Cabana run them out of the ring. This distracts Daniels, and Brodie Lee almost choke slams him. Daniels escapes the move and hits Angel's Wings, but Brodie Lee kicks out at one. Daniels goes for Angel's Wings again, but Lee blocks it. Lee eventually hits a discus clothesline to win the match. After the match, Jon Moxley shows up and fights off The Dark Order, but Brodie Lee and 10 leave with the AEW World Championship. Moxley then says he can admire guts and seeking the opportunity, but he does not suffer disrespect and fools. He tells Brodie Lee that he has made a very foolish decision that he will pay for dearly and that he will find out at Double or Nothing that it is more than a piece of metal when a hailstorm of violence awaits him and his AEW career is over before it started.

Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!