Sunday, May 22, 2016

Extreme Rules 2016 - The LIVE Results

The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up during the pre-show. D-Von what Extreme Rules would be without them, and Bubba Ray says that they have been in more Extreme Rules match than the rest of the locker room combined. Bubba Ray asks if the audience heard of ECW, then D-Von says we can watch it on WWE Network before Bubba tells everyone to stop acting like a bunch of sheep. They say that ECW died and went into the toilet because they left, and that they're not on the show because they're "above extreme." After they make fun of today's Superstars and New Jersey. Big Cass shows up and tells them they're full of crap. The Dudleys attack Big Cass, but Big Cass fights back and makes short work of them.



Jojo interivews The Miz and Maryse...and we get melodrama as he says he is sick and tired of hearing about the new era and that he will retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship.

Rusev and Lana are in the Social Media Lounge. Rusev isn't worried about Kalisto's speed. He also says that "Machka" means "Crush," which finally puts that question to rest. And Rusev's favorite thing about America? The opportunity to make money.

Baron Corbin beats Dolph Ziggler in a no-disqualification match after a low blow.



The Club (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a Tag Team Tornado Match after Jimmy Uso misses a splash and lands right on the ring bell, which was brought into the ring by Luke Gallows.



Rusev beats Kalisto with The Accolade after tossing him back-first into the ring apron from the top rope to win the WWE United States Championship!



The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) are not happy that The Vaudevillains (Aiden English and Simon Gotch) destroyed their time machine, and Xavier Woods says his Twitter DM's are still open. Big E then says it's gardening season, and that it's time to lay a few hoes down...as in the garden hoes that Big E is carrying.

The New Day (Xavier Woods and Big E) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Vaudevillains (Aiden English and Simon Gotch) after some help from Kofi Kingston.



Renee Young interviews AJ Styles, who says that he will talk out WWE World Heavyweight Champion tonight and continue to be phenomenal.

The Miz retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Cesaro, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens in a chaotic Fatal Four-Way Match.





Dean Ambrose beats Chris Jericho in an Ambrose Asylum match after sending Jericho into some thumbtacks.



Charlotte retains the WWE Women's Championship against Natalya with a Figure Eight in a Submission Match after Dana Brooke shows up disguised as Ric Flair and successfully distracts Natalya. After the match, Ric Flair shows up for the victory celebration, and high-fives Dana Brooke.

Roman Reigns retains the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a chaotic Extreme Rules match that saw interference from The Club (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso). After the match, Roman Reigns is attacked by a returning Seth Rollins, who hasn't been seen in months since he got injured, and Rollins lifts up the World Heavyweight Championship to end the show.

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