Friday, June 11, 2021

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for June 11, 2021

The Pinnacle are seen walking out of a white limousine towards the arena.

Before the next match, Matt Hardy says that Christian Cage is jealous of him for making more money than him in this industry, then says that Angelico will use his knowledge and influence to end his career and that Christian will never financially recover from this.

Christian Cage beats Angelico. After the match, Jack Evans attacks Christian Cage, and after Christian sends him out of the ring, he is hit with a Twist of Fate by Matt Hardy. As Matt Hardy goes for The Leech on Christian, Jungle Boy runs into the ring, and Angelico and Matt Hardy retreat.



Tony Schiavone announces that next week The Factory (Aaron Solow and QT Marshall) will face Cody Rhodes and the debuting Brock Anderson - the son of Arn Anderson - then introduces Cody, Brock and Arn Anderson to the ring. Cody says that next week, Brock is going to steal home plate and hit a home run each and every time he is in the ring, and says that if anybody can do it, it is Brock Anderson. Cody then admits that he got beaten last week by Anthony Ogogo, then QT Marshall shows up and says he did it all by himself before telling Cody to stop with the "second-generation nepotism" and vanity projects. He then says that when AEW gets back on the road, he wants a full house because he wants to "whip [Cody's] ass" in a South Beach Strap Match. Cody says then can do it right now, and Cody and Marshall remove their belts. Marshall hits Arn Anderson with his belt, then Brock tackles Marshall and punches him before referees step in.



Death Triangle (PAC and Penta el Zero Miedo) and Eddie Kingston beat The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and Brandon Cutler. After the match, The Young Bucks attack Eddie Kingston and Penta el Zero M, and The Good Brothers join in. Frankie Kazarian soon runs into the ring to even the numbers game and clothesline Gallows out of the ring. After Kazarian clotheslines Cutler, Eddie, PAC and Penta stand tall in the ring.



We see a video package edited by MT Nakazawa chronicling Kenny Omega's recent AEW Championship defense.



The Pinnacle head to the ring. Dax Harwood says Stadium Stampede did not go their way and that the match were not made for men like him and Dax Harwood, and while they and Proud 'n Powerful had similar starts, Proud 'n Powerful lost their edge while they did not and he has a family and a bank account, and for that, they had to end their careers and take food off of their families' tables. Harwood says he does not have a family and does not care about Santana's or Ortiz's, even after Santana and Ortiz have never won the tag team titles in two years and are happy with being a footnote in someone else's history. Shawn Spears says that Sammy Guevara is a "glorified indy wrestler" and not a hero, and that The Pinnacle are what professional wresters are supposed to look like. Wardlow says that Jake Hager is obsessed with him and needs him because he brings out the best in him in all of their matches, then says he is all for it and that in one week, he will prove that Hager is always in his world. MJF says he is tired of people acting like he has something to prove when he is already the best, then says he grew up idolizing Chris Jericho and how meeting him backstage and working with him should have been a dream come true. He says that Jericho is not even on his level and that his match request is denied, then addresses Sammy Guevara, calling him a "chickenshit" with worse promo skills than Helen Keller and saying he does not belong in the same ring as him. Jericho then shows up on the video screen and tells MJF he can brag about the Pinnacle's promo as he walks home alone. The Inner Circle then vandalize The Pinnacle's white limousine. Jake Hager is then seen driving a forklift, and Hager rams the prongs of the forklift into the limo before lifting it up. Jericho then tells The Pinnacle to call an Uber while Guevara tells MJF he will fight him any day of the week.





We hear from Darby Allin and Sting. Darby says he is not replacing Sting and that he wants his match with Scorpio Sky and "All Ego" Ethan Page to be a handicap match. He asks Sting to stay home, as he wants to prove to both of them he doesn't need Sting. Sting says that Darby reached his goals before he walked through the door, but Darby says it's not about that and that this is all he wants. Sting agrees and says he is not showing up, then both men fist bump.



We see a video package for Evil Uno vs. Miro for the AEW TNT Championship, where Evil Uno talks about his friendship with Miro before saying that Miro is about to find out just how devious he can be.

Miro retains the AEW TNT Championship against Evil Uno with Game over. During the match, Stu Grayson and Alan "5" Angels show up to encourage Evil Uno to get back into the ring, and when Evil Uno gts back in, Miro clotheslines Stu Grayson and chases Alan Angels to the back. Shortly afterwards, the rest of The Dark Order soon show up to encourage Evil Uno from the stage, but it is not enough for Evil Uno to win the match.



We see a video package for Andrade el Idolo, who will be interviewed by Jim Ross next week.



Tony Schiavone interviews Kenny Omega, who shows up with Don Callis. Callis tells Schiavone to stop insulting Kenny Omega, saying that he and Omega have overcome a conspiracy to take the AEW Championship off Omega, then calls Jungle Boy a one-hit wonder. Omega says that he should sell the match like Jungle Boy is a worthy contender, but he cannot bring himself to say anything disparaging about Jungle Boy because he sees a young Kenny Omega in him. He says that Jungle Boy will be a champion like him one day, but he and Callis agree that Jungle Boy does not have the guts to get in the ring with Omega. Suddenly, Jungle Boy shows up. Omega says that he has known Jungle Boy to be a promo guy, and says that he has nothing to say because he does not have the guts and because nobody is better than him on the microphone. Omega then gives Jungle Boy five seconds to say something, and Jungle tells Omega he talks way too much. Omega swings at Jungle Boy, but Jungle Boy ducks and the two men brawl. Jungle Boy goes for the Snare Trap, but Jungle Boy wisely rolls out of the ring when The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) show up.



We hear from Jade Cargill and Mark Sterling. Sterling says the monetization plan is in full effect and that Cargill is making 43% more money as it is ensured her family is fed for a long time to come. Cargill then says that the women's division cannot keep her out of their mouths, and says she is successful because she is "that bitch."



Backstage, Scorpio Sky says he and Ethan Page gave Darby Allin an opportunity to pick a partner who would not do all the work for him, but he could not even get that right and now wants to fight them alone. Scorpio Sky calls this Darby's dumbest decision, and "All Ego" Ethan Page says that bit by bit, they will break Darby Allin and rise to the next level.

Lance Archer quickly beats Chandler Hopkins.



We hear from The Wingmen ("Pretty" Peter Avalon, Cezar Bononi, "The Hollywood Hunk" Ryan Nemeth, JD Drake). Ryan Nemeth invites Orange Cassidy into the Wingmen Makeover Program, and they can either rearrange his wardrobe or rearrange his face.

"The Native Beast" Nyla Rose beats "Legit" Leyla Hirsch after countering a top rope hurricanrana into an avalance Beast Bomb.



Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. Britt Baker tells Nyla Rose to stick to burger flipping full-time before saying she is the best women's champion AEW has ever seen. She says that Nyla Rose is another jealous bitch in the back and that Nyla needs the AEW Women's Championship, then says that she is busy creating a new era.



Taz guests on commentary for the next match.

Preston "10" Vance and "Hangman" Adam Page beat Team Taz ("The Machine" Brian Cage and Powerhouse Hobbs). During the match, Hook distracts the referee, and "Absolute" Ricky Starks tosses the FTW Championship to Cage only for Cage to toss it out. When Starks confronts Cage, he slaps him. Cage chases Starks to the back, and Hobbs is left high and dry, leading Page and 10 to get the win.



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