Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Total Miz Island - Miz and Mrs. recap for May 7, 2019

Miz is taking French lessons on his computer when Maryse and Marjo jump in.



Marjo and Maryse make breakfast. Mike thinks is a front for Maryse and/or Marjo making a big snap decision he knows nothing about, and when he goes to the garage, he finds out that cardboard boxes have been properly broken down by Maryse. He thinks something is going in.

Mike is playing on a Street Fighter II cocktail table. There is a orange Post-It Note on it saying "Jeux Video," which is French for video game. Maryse has put it there - and more Post-It Notes on various things - to teach Miz the French word for various things. "Robinet" is faucet, "bois" is wood, and "cloche a gateau" is cake stand.



Maryse drops off Mike at the airport following a hilarious kiss goodbye.

At SmackDown Live in Newark, New Jersey, Mike finds a teddy bear in his bag, and he thinks that something weird is going on. When he squeezes the , he gets a message from Maryse in French. He uses the French translator on his phone to find out that it it Maryse being proud of him taking French. He then activates a motion detector in his house.



Mike plays video games with Xavier Woods for UpUpDownDown and gets soundly beaten. Afterwards, the motion detector app on his phone goes off, and he picks up a conversation between Maryse and Marjo in which he believes he hears the word "enceinte," which means "pregnant," and almost immediately thinks Maryse is having another baby.

Back home at Castle Marmiz, Mike finds out that Monroe Sky is growing her first tooth. Maryse proposes they go for a romantic dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Mike decides to try his French skills to ask Maryse if he can buy her a drink, but Maryse responds in French before telling him in English that she is trying to be healthy. Mike is convinced that Maryse is having another baby after Maryse and Marjo's strange behavior, Maryse not having a cocktail at dinner and clothes that would fit only a newborn.



Mike tells George and Barbara that Maryse is pregnant, and that she wants to surprise Maryse before she surprises her. The three of them buy new baby clothes and maternity clothes for Maryse.

At the Fonda San Miguel Mexican restaurant in Austin, Mike finds out that Maryse is not pregnant after all. Maryse tells him that he got the word "enciente" confused with "ancien" (ancient), and that Maryse was saying in French that she felt tired while sarcastically saying she must be old. Also, the newborn clothes are for a baby shower for Maryse's friend Kim, who is having a boy. Mike finds out that Marjo and Maryse's sudden change in behavior is due to the anniversary of their first date - which they spent at a porn shop - coming up and due to Mike learning French. Nevertheless, Mike, Mike's parents and Maryse celebrate with the gifts and a mariachi band anyway.



Bonus clip: Renee Young tells Miz about the foreign-language program that WWE has on offer, which leads to how tonight's episode began.

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