Throwback Throwdown II - The Results

Duke Winchester (Sam Beale) beats "The Mysterious" Mr. E (Jackson Stone) on the kick-off show.

We hear from Sex Ferguson ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows), who says that he beat "Downtown" Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) for the International Commonwealth Television Championship and that tonight will be no different when he retains.

It is announced by Dexter Petticoat (Crazzy Steve) that Muscles McGhee ("The Machine" Brian Cage) has been detained at the American border when Sex Ferguson shows up. Sex Ferguson says he makes his statement in the ring.

Sex Ferguson heads to the ring. He says that he is here and that he would never have to come back to the armpit of American known as Kentuckiana, then says that was before he was a wrestler, he was a surgeon, and he stuck the tube in Louisville, Kentucky. Sex Ferguson then says he has the night off tonight, and that his opponents, Muscles McGhee, was detained at the American border. He talks about how "Cowboy" Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards) until he had car trouble, and says that since "Downtown" Danny Brown cannot face him for the International Commonwealth Television Championship as long as he has it, he will not have an opponent tonight in a million years and that it would take a miracle to get one. Suddenly, "Pops" aka Giuseppe Scovelli, Sr. (Scott D'Amore) shows up, mentions that Winter War '84 is sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon, then calls him out for badmouthing Louisville and making his own luck. Sex Ferguson says that with Muscles McGhee got caught with vitamins at the border and that "Cowboy" Colt McCoy had all four of his tires slashed. Knowing that Sex Ferguson is the only person who knows what could have happened to Muscles McGhee and "Cowboy" Colt McCoy and finding it very suspicious, "Pops" tells Sex Ferguson he will be defending the International Commonwealth Television Championship against Santa Claus in a North Pole Street Fight. Suddenly, a man in a Santa Claus suit and a mask runs into the ring and beats up Sex Ferguson.

Chad 2 Badd ("Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beats Bill Ding (Trey Miguel).

We see the music video for "Keep on Walkin'" by The Rhythmic Warriors, Johnny Swinger (Johnny Swinger) and Mikey Singer (Mike Jackson).

The Sunday Morning Express (Editor-In-Chief [Chris Sabin] and Ace Reporter [KarDaniel Dunn]) heads to the ring. Editor-In-Chief says his newspaper projected that The Rhythmic Warriors (Johnny Swinger and Mikey Singer) will lose, for while they are athletic in real life, then have been up all night drinking beer. Editor-In-Chief says that tonight, The Sunday Morning Express will prove they always get the scoop.

The Rhythmic Warriors (Johnny Swinger and Mikey Singer) beat The Sunday Morning Express (Editor-In-Chief and Ace Reporter).

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat interviews Santa Claus, who sounds somewhat like "Downtown" Danny Brown. After proving he is the real deal by mentioning that Dexter Petticoat sat on his lap at the mall and wanted a Teddy Ruxpin, Santa Claus says Sex Ferguson is on his naughty list after what he has done to "Cowboy" Colt McGhee, Muscles McGhee and "Downtown" Daddy Brown, and even though Daddy Brown will not be here and able to challenge for the International Commonwealth Television Championship, he is. He says he will go down Sex Ferguson's chimney, eat his cookies, shove some coal down his throat and leave him looking up at the new International Commonwealth Television Champion. He also tells Mrs. Claus that "Daddy will be coming home with the gold."

Frank The Butcher (Rhino) beats Rip Rayzor ("Inevitable" Ace Austin, with Rusty Iron [Gia Miller]). After the match, Rusty Iron confronts Rhino in the middle of the ring, but Rhino blocks her punch. Rip Rayzor then slices Frank The Buchters's neck with a razor blade. Two referees have to help Frank to the back while keeping a towel on his neck.

After some technical difficulties, Dexter Petticoat says he has no word on Frank The Butcher, then introduces Georgia Cobb (Jordynne Grace) and interviews her. She says that The Rough Riders (Blanche Ardmore, Mildred Moore, Georgia Cobb, Ladybird Johnson) (Tessa Blanchard, Alexia Nicole, Jordynne Grace, Havok) had a hell of a ride at the top until Ladybird Johnson wanted to "shut down the tunnel of love" and spread her wings and fly. She says she can respect Ladybird wanting to go solo, but she cannot taking out Mildred's kneecaps with a tire iron and tore the Rough Riders shirt off Blanche before shoving her off the scaffold. She says that while the Rough Riders mantra means nothing to Ladybird, but it still means something to her: "Ride 'em hard until the day you die." As Georgia Cobb leaves, she is attacked from behind by Ladybird Johnson.

Georgia Cobb beats Ladybird Johnson after Ladybird pulls out a tire iron from underneath the ring only for the referee to take it away.

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat interviews Dr. Snow (Al Snow), who says that Frank the Butcher's neck is severed and that he will need to do a trachaeotomy immediately. Suddenly, someone in a silver suit and black hair known as Quincy Cosmos shows up and attacks "Pops" and Dr. Snow.

Quincy Cosmos (Rohit Raju) heads to the ring. After introducing himself, he says that "Pops" has banned his stylist from ringside for blinding Ray Strack (Zachary Wentz) and making him unable to race cars, then reveals he has taken Pops' pendant for his own. Suddenly, Giuseppe Scovelli Jr. (Josh Mathews) leaves the commentary table and says that since "Pops" is out of commission, he is in charge now. He mentions that the pendant has been passed down in his family, and since Quincy wants to take it, he will fight him himself in honor of his father.

Giuseppe Scovelli Jr. beats Quincy Cosmos. During the match, Giuseppe Scovelli Jr. inadvertently takes out the referee with a corner splash. All of a sudden, Quincy's stylist shows up again, but Pops stops her from interfering. Pops makes the count for the winning pinfall, then passes the pendant down to his son.

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat interviews Rip Rayzor and Rusty Iron, but they are not in the mood for it. Suddenly, Ima Belle (Deonna Purrazzo) calls Rip Rayzor and Rusty Iron out, and Duke Winchester (Sam Beale) comes to her defense. This leads to a match between Ima Belle and Rusty Iron afer Rip Rayzor tries to leave and Duke Winchester insists that both women handle their business in the ring. Ima Belle asks Duke Winchester to accompany her to the ring tonight, but he declines, and she warns Duke to be careful as the roads are slick tonight. Duke Winchester speeds off, then crashes his car.

DJ 2 Large (Moose) shows up to give a holiday performance. Suddenly, Col. E. Corn (John E. Bravo) shows up and says "rapping" is "what you do to a Christmas present" and that "rap is crap." He then says that if Louisville, Kentucky wants to hear some real music, then he can introduce Pelvis Wesley (Heath), who shows up. Moose challenges Pelvis Wesley to do a freestyle rap, and Pelvis proceeds to sing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." Moose is unimpressed, then asks the fans if they want to judge the impromptu singing contest in the ring. The fans make it clear that they would much rather hear DJ 2 Large than Pelvis Wesley. Pelvis Wesley then attacks DJ 2 Large from behind, but DJ 2 Large fights back. Col. E. Corn hits DJ 2 Large from behind, and when DJ 2 Large grabs him, Wesley hits him with a low blow followed by a guitar shot to the back.

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat interviews Dr. Ross, who is doing a tracheatomy on Frank The Butcher when Dexter mentions that Duke Winchester is clinging to life following his car crash. Dr. Ross says he will get to Duke Winchester after he is done with Frank.

"Hard" Harry Hall (Jake Something) beats Badlands Bart (Larry D) in a Four Corners Bullrope Match after touching the corners along with Badlands Bart and flipping over him to touch the last one.

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat mentions that star fullback of the Halifax Tiger Cats Emil Grenier will be in next month's show in Halifax, Ontario when he is suddenly met by Sonny Sanders (Sami Callihan) on crutches, who says that it would be a shame if something were to happen to Emil Grenier and that he needs someone like him to watch his back. Suddenly, "The Hit Maker" Sebastian Baker (Jimmy Jacobs) shows up in a wheelchair and says Emil Grenier needs someone who can take him to the top of the charts internationally. Both men argue, and when Petticoat asks what were to happen if Grenier wanted nothing to do with either of them, they both get angry with him.

Ima Belle beats Rusty Iron. After the match, Rip Rayzor and Rusty Iron surround Ima Belle, but Frannk The Butcher shows up with a tube in his neck and chases them out of the ring.

Dexter Petticoat is amazed by Frank The Butcher's recovery, calling it a Christmas miracle. He then interviews Tim Burr ("The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander). Tim Burr says there is no man or tree that he cannot chop, and he has chopped them all down. After saying there is no challenge too tall for him, he promises that he will take Erik "The Red" Wood (W. Morrissey) off his feet for the first time tonight. As Tim Burr says that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, Dexter says that the bigger they are, the harder it is to find a comfortable pair of slacks. Tim Burr asks Dexter Petticoat if he ate paint chips as a child, to which Dexter replies that they taste just as good as an adult.

Tim Burr beats Erik "The Red" Wood after slamming him in the middle of the ring and hitting the leg drop.

Backstage, Dexter Petticoat interviews Dr. Ross, who says that the trachaetomy was a success, despite the fact that he has no surgical experience. Dr. Ross comes to, but then he talks to a mannequin head.

Before the next match, The $237,000 Man shows up and says that he was once known as "The $300,000 Man" and "The $284,000 Man," but he is now "The $237,000 Man." He says that is still more money than the fans will see in their lives. Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne) exercises as he spikes, and The $237,000 Man says that his fortunes will rise at the expense of Jazzy Fitbody's, and introduces Wanda The Werewoman (Savannah Evans in an obvious reference to Thriller by Michael Jackson).

Jazzy Fitbody beats Wanda the Werewolf by disqualification. During the match, The $237,000 Man tries to hit Jazzy Fitbody with a cellular phone, but Jazzy boots him away. Wanda then bites Jazzy in the neck, and this causes Wanda to lose by disqualification.

Dexter Petticoat interviews S.T.O.M.P. In Paradise (G.I. Broski and Brian Bonecrunching) (Matt Cardona and Brian Myers). G.I. Broski says The Russians (The Stalingrad Strangler and Sergei the Siberian) (Tony Gunn and Madman Fulton) made a mistake stepping into the United States and trying to ruin the Olympics in Los Angeles, and now they have to face them. Brian Bonecrunching says they will light The Russians up like the Fourth of July, and S.T.O.M.P. In Paradise promise The Russians will get a beating. S.T.O.M.P. In Paradise then recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

S.T.O.M.P. In Paradise (G.I. Broski and Brian Bonecrunching) beat The Russians (The Stalingrad Strangler and Sergei the Siberian) after G.I. Broski sprays water into Sergei's face with a Super Soaker. After the match, S.T.O.M.P. In Paradise celebrate with some Pabst Blue Ribbon in the ring.

We look back on "Downtown" Daddy Brown vs. Julian Cumberbun ("All Ego" Ethan Page) for the International Commonwealth Television Championship from the first Throwback Throwdown. We then see how Daddy Brown lost the match in an Empty Arena Match against Sex Ferguson.

Dexter Petticoat interviews Sex Ferguson, who comes out with a garbage can full of weapons. Sex Ferguson says he does not have his own action figure like he does, then says Christmas should be cancelled for all the fans here. He says that Santa Claus is "Downtown" Daddy Brown, calls Pabst Blue Ribbon "near-beer" and calls "Pops" a con artist. He then says he will defeat Daddy Brown and that the legend of "Sexual W. Ferguson" will live forever.

Santa Claus beats Sex Ferguson to become the International Commonwealth Television Champion! Santa then unmasks to reveal that he is indeed "Downtown" Daddy Brown. The locker room then shows up to celebrate with Pabst Blue Ribbon while Daddy Brown gives out gifts in the front row.