Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for January 27, 2021

Eddie Kingston beats Lance Archer. During the match, The Butcher and The Blade show up with a beaten-down Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and The Bunny hands Eddie a knuckle duster, which Eddie hits a distracted Archer with as the referee is pre-occupied to win the match. After the match, Eddie, The Butcher and The Blade lay Archer out.



We hear from Jon Moxley, who finds it hard to believe Kenny Omega being friends with two sets of tag team champions in The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) is going to work, as there is always drama between them. He also says Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero M, Rey Fenix) do not like either team, much less him, and is surprised that they are no longer friends with Eddie Kingston and are now his tag team partners at Beach Break. Moxley says he is a simple guy who likes his beer cold, his coffee hot and his water at room temperature and likes to have sex in the morning because it is a good way to start the day, and that he only trusts his fists. He tells Penta and Fenix to buckle up for tag team warfare at Beach Break, and says it is going to be wild.



We hear from Darby Allin and Sting. Sting tells Team Taz that since they will be in a Street Fight with Team Taz ("The Machine" Brian Cage, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs), who wants to throw false accusations at him and Darby, he takes offense to him and Darby being called "hoodlums" before saying Darby is a hoodlum. Darby says that in the streets, it does not matter how you play as long as you survive, then throws his skateboard throw a window before saying he is a hoodlum and no different than Sting, who breaks a few more windows with his black baseball bat.



Before the next match, MJF says he and Sammy Guevara have to talk after the match, then gives Griff Garrison the opportunity to quit so as not to be embarrassed again only to get punched in the face.

The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and MJF) beat The Varsity Blondes (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.).



We hear from PAC, who says that Kenny Omega is taking liberties acting like he owns the place with Don Callis and The Good Brothers while cheating and manipulating people and attacking people from behind. He tells Omega to bring his "blood brothers" next week while he and Rey Fenix exemplify the true meaning of brotherhood.

In footage from earlier today, Shaquille O'Neal tells "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes that if he wants a battle, all he has to do is name the time and place before proposing they can "do it in March."

Tony Schiavone interviews "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and Arn Anderson in the ring. Cody says that he cannot involve Brandi Rhodes in a potential match at Revolution due to her pregnancy, then gives the floor to Arn Anderson, who he admits chewed him out for taking "Pretty Peter Avalon too lightly. Anderson says that Cody is about to be a father, which should be the most important thing of his life, then mentions Cody's father wrestle Tully Blanchard for thirty minutes before getting to the hospital in time to see Cody's birth. He then tells Cody to jump into Revolution with no regrets, and says that Shaquille O'Neal dominated basketball for nineteen years and that Jade Cargill has the power to dominate the nearby area. Anderson then brings out Red Velvet, who says that like Cody, she has fire. Red Velvet then says she is here tonight because she is fed up and tired of getting attacked and watching Brandi get disrespected by Jade Cargill. She says that Cody would never lay a hand on Jade, but she will, because she is Red Velvet and she is about to "stir [her] bitch ass up."



Miro, "Superbad" Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford cordially invite the fans to Sabian and Ford's wedding at Beach Break.



"Hangman" Adam Page beats Ryan Nemeth. During the match, Matt Hardy shows up to get a closer look at the match and cheer on Page. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews both Matt and Page, and Matt says he wants to be in his corner and let him know that he supports him, as Page seems lost and conflicted and had a lot of love for The Elite. He says The Elite burned him and that he did not deserve this, and that Page is more conflicted due to The Dark Order trying to recruit him. He says Page is a good person and deserves to be happy, and tells him that he has a bigger dressing room bigger than the one adjacent to catering that Page can use, no questions asked.



Luchasaurus is handcuffed and chained to Cash Wheeler and Tully Blanchard before the next match.

Jungle Boy beats Dax Harwood with the Snare Trap. After the match, Tully Blanchard throws powder into Luchasaurus' eyes before Dax Harwood sends Luchasaurus into the ring post, then they and Harwood triple-team Jungle Boy with a slingshot suplex and Luchasaurus with a spike piledriver. Harwood and Wheeler then handcuff Luchasaurus to the ring ropes before cutting the horns off of his mask. As they proceed to cut Jungle Boy's hair, Marko Stunt shows up with a steel chair and a few members of the locker room, forcing FTR (Harwood and Wheeler) and Tully to retreat.



We hear from Team Taz (Taz, Hook, "The Machine" Brian Cage, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs). Taz says Cage and Starks are ready to destroy Darby and Sting come Revolution Suddenly, Hobbs and Hook confront the nearby merchandise table and beat up the men running it for only having Darby Allin and Sting shirts before tearing up the shirts and throwing both men into a table and the nearby 18-wheeler. Taz then says that his team will beat Darby and Sting's asses in next week's Street Fight.

Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. beats Shanna with the Lockjaw. After the match, Baker curb stomps Shanna and puts her in the Lockjaw again, then Thunder Rosa shows up and runs Baker and Reba out of the ring.



Backstage, MJF meets with Sammy Guevara and tells him that he did not ask Wardlow to get involved in his match next week, and has docked his pay for this week while promising he will never do it again. Sammy thinks MJF thinks he is stupid and that he is trying to manipulate people, and says he can see through him, but MJF asks Guevara if he wants to "play it this way." Guevara tells MJF "I'm not playing."

Next week at Beach Break: The tag team battle royal for a tag team title shot at Revolution! The wedding of Penelope Ford and "Superbad" Kip Sabian! Thunder Rosa vs. Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D.! Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) vs. Jon Moxley, PAC and Rey Fenix! In the first round of the Women's World Championship Eliminator Tournament: Serena Deeb vs. Riho!

Backstage, Dasha Gonzales interviews The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson). Anderson says it is a full-blown Bullet Club party, and tonight, they take out The Dark Order. Gallows says that next week, they will beat up Rey Fenix, PAC and Jon Moxley. The Young Bucks say they are down for tonight's match as long as Don Callis is not involved. As Gallows says that taking out Penta El Zero M was Don's idea and The Young Bucks retort by saying they didn't need that, Kenny Omega shows up and shakes hands with The Good Brothers before talking with The Young Bucks. Don Callis the shows up, and Omega has to keep Callis away from the Bucks so he does not get beaten up again before the Bucks head to the ring for the next match.

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat The Dark Order (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex "3" Reynolds, John "4" Silver). After the match, The Young Bucks says that whoever wins the tag team battle royal will get a shot at the AEW Tag Team titles at Revolution before stating that they are also in the match. If The Young Bucks win the battle royal, they will get to handpick whoever they want to wrestle at Revolution, which they say can be anybody. The Bucks and The Good Brothers give the "Too Sweet" handsign, then Rey Fenix runs into the ring only to be attacked by The Good Brothers. As Fenix is about to be laid out with a Magic Killer, Jon Moxley shows up and cleans house along with Fenix, and Kenny Omega gets into the ring only to eat a Paradigm Shift from Moxley to end the show.



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