Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for June 24, 2020

Wardlow beats Luchasaurus in a Lumberjack Match with a low blow after Jungle Boy tackles MJF off the apron. After the match, MJF attacks Jungle Boy, which in turn causes the lumberjackst o keep Wardlow and Luchasaurus apart. It is announced that MJF and Wardlow vs. Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) is official for Fyter Fest.



Taz explains Brian Cage's Drill Claw as part of "Technique By Taz."

Dr. Britt Baker is now guarded by a plexi-glass barrier and a bodyguard as she sits in her Role's Royce.

Before the next match, Penelope Ford confronts Hikaru Shida from behind the barricade, then slaps her. The referee has to keep Hikaru Shida from hitting Penelope with her Kendo stick. This fire Hikaru Shida up, and she beats Red Velvet in record time before jumping the barricade and attacking Penelope Ford, also slapping "Superbad" Kip Sabian in the process.



We see footage from a press conference between "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and Jake Hager regarding their match for the AEW TNT Championship at Fyter Fest. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson is not fazed by Jake Hager's absence at the start of the press conference, as Hager is either doubting himself or too stupid to put up a brave front despite Cody wanting to face him , and says that Cody will still be champion after Fyter Fest. Cody says that he is hopeful for Fyter Fest, and states that Ricky Starks left last week's Dynamite with work and a job after last week's TNT Championship match. He says that he takes wrestling seriously, as it has fed him as long as he has been alive and that he likes the feeling of professional wrestling from wrestling in the ring to the enjoyment the fans have at home. Cody also credits the TNT Championship - which is still incomplete - with getting AEW through the COVID-19 pandemic. Suddenly, Hager shows up with his wife, and both Cody and Hager have a staredown before Hager places his fist mere inches away from Cody, who smacks it back. After Hager backs off, his wife throws a glass of water at Cody's face, then she and Jake Hager walk off.



Sonny Kiss talks with "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela, saying that everybody loses themselves every once in a while. As Joey Janela buys food at a convenience store, five men attack Sonny Kiss as he refuels his convertible. Sonny Kiss fights back, and Joey joins in when he sees what is going on. Afterwards, Sonny says that he can get used to this, and Joey agrees.



Colt Cabana and Brodie Lee beat Sonny Kiss and "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela. After the match, Lance Archer shows up and attacks Sonny Kiss. Joey Janela throws a steel chair at Archer, but it does not faze him, and Jake "The Snake" Roberts has to hold Archer back.



FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) beat SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian). (SoCal Uncensored replaces The Natural Nightmares ("The Natural" Dustin Rhodes and QT Marshall) in this match-up due to QT Marshall having been exposed to someone with COVID-19.) After the match, Harwood says that he and Wheeler are "a welcome addition to the AEW tag team roster," then says there are good guys and there are bad guys. He says that they may be barely scratching the surface, but FTR is "the absolute baddest." Harwood then congratulates The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson)for graduating from "the kiddie table," but they are now with the big boys and they are biting off more than they can chew as they are the baddest men on the planet. Suddenly, The Butcher and The Blade are commandeering FTR's pick-up truck, and The Blade says that they have been looking for a new meat wagon and that this fits the bill. As FTR try to get out of the ring, The Blade threatens to have The Butcher tear the truck apart if they take another step. Suddenly, The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix) are standing behind FTR in the ring, and The Blade says that while FTR may be excited to take on The Young Bucks, they are challenging them and The Young Bucks to an eight-man tag team match against them and The Lucha Bros. FTR accept their challenge, then brawl with The Lucha Bros., who overpower FTR. The Young Bucks then show up and chase The Lucha Bros. out of the ring.



We see a video package for Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) vs. Kenny Omega and "Hangman" Adam Page for the AEW World Tag Team Championships at Fyter Fest.



We see a video package for Jon Moxley vs. Brian Cage for the AEW World Championship at Fyter Fest.



Brian Cage quickly beats Jon Cruz. (Jon Moxley was Cruz' original opponent, but has pulled out due to coming in contact with someone who has COVID-19; it is later revealed to be his wife, WWE personality Renee Young.) After the match, Taz says that Cage came to work and competed while Moxley is "sitting at home with some bullshit excuse" because he is afraid of Cage. He says that Fyter Fest is coming and that the AEW World Championship is in danger, and that Cage will hurt Moxley more than he ever had been at Fyter Fest before taking the title. He then asks Moxley if he can stop the path of Cage.



Backstage, Brodie Lee meets with Colt Cabana regarding their win. Lee asks Colt to allow him one more opportunity against some unbelievers in SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky), and tells them to bring their best man at Fyter Fest, for they are in his sight.

Next week: Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy) vs. MJF and Wardlow! Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) vs. Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz)! Penelope Ford vs. Hikaru Shida for the AEW Women's World Championship! Jake Hager vs. "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes for the AEW TNT Championship! Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) vs. Kenny Omega and "Hangman" Adam Page for the AEW World Tag Team Championships! In two weeks: Lance Archer vs. "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela! "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose in action! SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky) vs. Colt Cabana and The Dark Order (Brodie Lee and Stu Grayson)! Orange Cassidy vs. Chris Jericho! The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) vs. The Butcher, The Blade and The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix)! Brian Cage vs. Jon Moxley for the AEW World Championship!

Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. sends a message to Big Swole, saying that she will get her revenge against Big Swole. Suddenly, Big Swole approaches Baker, wanting to know why she keeps running her mouth. She then goes behind the Role's Royce, climbs up and pours a whole trash can's worth of trash onto Britt Baker.



"Broken" Matt Hardy beats Santana after reversing an O'Connor Roll into one of his own. After the match, Ortiz hits Matt Hardy with a madball, then he and Santana hit him with the Street Sweeper. Santana and Ortiz get out of the ring when Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) run into the ring.



Orange Cassidy shows up, followed by Chris Jericho. Jericho says that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, and while it is amusing to hear at first, it soon becomes "annoying and dumb," which explains Orange Cassidy. He calls Cassidy the "chicken crossed the road joke" in wrestling, and the more he sees him, the more he pisses him off. He says that his name was stupid and that his matches were an embarrassment, and when Cassidy was signed to AEW, he found out that it was because people loved him. Jericho admits that he "kinda got it" after watching a few more of Cassidy's matches, saying that Cassidy is different and has done things differently enough that he got over on his own just by being himself. He says that Cassidy's appeal is that he like the fans: lazy, a slacker, and not having what it takes to make it to the top, and that he made a mistake getting in his face. Jericho then tells Cassidy to be the best person he can be at Fyter Fest, because he will kick his teeth down his throat in 30 seconds if he tries his comedic shin kicks. He tells Cassidy to reach deep into his pockets and pull out "a man-sized miracle," as that is what it will take to beat him at Fyter Fest, and says that will not happen as the phenomenon will be over and he will run out of juice. Cassidy takes the microphone away from Jericho, then puts it down and comically kicks at Jericho's shins before putting his hands in his pockets. Jericho takes Cassidy's sunglasses and breaks them, and Cassidy hits Jericho with a double-leg takedown, starting a brawl that sees Cassidy take Jericho behind the barricade before Jericho strikes back and takes it into the stands. Jericho eventually smacks Cassidy with a Steadicam, busting Cassidy's right ear open, but Cassidy fights back and punches Jericho off a box and into a table with a Superman Punch t end the show.



Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!



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