Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for January 1, 2020

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes beats Darby Allin after getting a knee up to counter Darby Allin's Coffin Drop on "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson's signal.



Backstage, Jenn Decker interviews SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky). Scorpio Sky says everyone wants to step up to them for the AEW World Tag Team Championships, and says nobody likes it when spooky perverts run in to mess up the finish. Kazarian says that two weeks ago, The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) brought their high-octane offense only to get shut down, and says that they will get the better of Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz). Sammy Guevara shows up and says that Proud 'n Powerful will get the better of them, then congratulates Scorpio Sky and Frankie Kazarian on retaining the tag team titles before making fun of Daniels' lack of gold and saying that Daniels does not have it anymore. Daniels proposes to Guevara that they have a match next week to see if he still has it before smudging the camera on Guevara's phone.

Riho retains the AEW Women's World Championship against Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D., Hikaru Shida and Nyla Rose in a four-way match. After the match, Nyla Rose attacks Riho, sets up a table and puts Riho through it with a splash from the middle rope.



Next week: Kris Statlander vs. Riho for the AEW Women's World Championship!

Backstage, "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela is hit with a low blow by Penelope Ford, who is soon joined by "Superbad" Kip Sabian.

We see another vignette for The Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson). Evil Uno states to "The Exalted One" that the true reach of The Dark Order will soon be seen following their actions from last week.

Jon Moxley beats Trent. After the match, Sammy Guevara shows up from out of the crowd to make fun of his pre-match entrance before telling Moxley that The Inner Circle has a big surprise for him. Chris Jericho then shows up on the video screen and tells Moxley that he looked great in the ring tonight before asking him to be a part of The Inner Circle. Jericho then gives Moxley an incentive to join them over anyone else that is more than a black mask or a lock of hair: 49% of The Inner Circle LLC, the position of Executive Vice President of Inner Circle LLC and a brand-new Ford GT. Jericho then tells Moxley to think about how dominant they could be as they take control of AEW and shove their fist so far down "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes' throat that they "pull his pink tie out of his ass," rub Jungle Boy's nose in the fact that Jericho retained the AEW World Championship against him, tie The Young Bucks together in a Christmas bow nobody would want to open and embarrass Kenny Omega to the point that he feels as bad as everyone that lives in Jacksonville, Florida. He tells Moxley that the world can be theirs, then tells Moxley that he looks forward to hearing from him soon. Moxley then gets on the microphone and says that fancy cars aside, he has considered Jericho a friend and a mentor, and out of respect, he will give Jericho his answer in person next week, when the whole world will find out what is in store for 2020.





Sammy Guevara beats "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes. During the match, Jake Hager shows up to watch from the entrance ramp but soon watches from ringside, and helps Guevara gets the win with a low blow to Dustin after the referee stops the Unnatural Kick only for Guevara to distract the referee afterwards.



Backstage, Jenn Decker interviews Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy). Suddenly, Adam Page shows up at the nearby bar and makes a glass of whiskey. Private Party admit they are worried about Page, then Page says they should be, as he can kick both of their asses. He then walks away, then returns for his glass of whiskey.

MJF and Wardlow show up. MJF says he is really the good guy here, then says that everyone would "see shit clearly" if they did not have their heads shoved so far up their asses. He then states that nobody in Jacksonville, Florida knows how wordplay works. MJF then addresses "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, saying that the roles have reversed and that Cody needs him, as they are so close to the match that everyone wants and that a few stipulations are the only left keeping the match from happening. MJF then tells Cody that if he wants a match with him, they can have it at Revolution, but if Cody even so much as lays a finger on him, the match will not happen at all. He then says that it is only fair for Cody to go up against an opponent of his choosing and beat him, and that the opponent will be none other than Wardlow. MJF then ups the ante and says that the match with Wardlow will be in a steel cage match, then says that Cody will get down on all fours like the dog that he is so he will whip him with his belt ten times. He then says that as he whips Cody and the flesh comes off his skin, each scar will remind Cody that he is MJF and that he is better than him.



Backstage, Jenn Decker interviews The Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus). Jungle Boy said that two weeks ago, he had the biggest match of his career and lasted ten minutes with Chris Jericho. He says that 2020 will be a big year for Jurassic Express and he is looking for a win. Marko Stunt tries to hug Jenn but gets stopped by Luchasaurus, who simply says "Life finds a way."

Next week: a tribute to Memphis wrestling!

Backstage, Dr. Britt Baker chews out Riho, saying she does not even deserve the AEW Women's World Championship as she stole the win from her while she is here every week with a dentistry practice on the side.

"Hangman" Adam Page guests on commentary for the next match.

Next week: "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes vs. The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix!) Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) vs. "Hangman" Adam Page and Kenny Omega! Jon Moxley's answer to Chris Jericho!

The Elite (Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, Kenny Omega) beat The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix) and PAC. After the match, The Elite celebrate with "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes. The Elite also ask "Hangman" Adam Page to get in the ring with them, but Page declines.

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