Friday, August 2, 2019

Unbreakable - The Results

PPRay ("Professional" Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas) beat "Dashing" Chris Bey and Watts.

We hear from Sami Callihan, who says that his rematch with Tessa Blanchard is about to happen tonight when Jake Crist shows up and interrupts him. He blames Jake for Dave Crist and Madman Fulton not being here tonight, then says that Jake will be defending the Impact X Divison Championship while he defeats Tessa Blanchard again to become #1 contender for the Impact World Championship. Jake says that when he retains the X Division title, he has Callihan's back, but Callihan tells him he does not need his help.

Jake Crist retains the Impact X Division Championship against Danny Limelight, Trey Miguel, Ace Austin and Adrian Quest.

Madison Rayne beats Ayoka Muhara.

Backstage, Jimmy Jacobs interviews Taya Valkyrie and John E. Bravo. Taya is not happy that she has to face Havok again, as she feels Havok is obsessed with her, especially after she retained at Slammiversary. Taya claims that there is a conspiracy against her and that everyone wants to see her fail, but she will remain Knockouts Champion.

Michael Elgin beats Eddie Edwards. After the match, Michael Elgin refuses to bump fists with Eddie Edwards.

We hear from Rhino, who says that he will not be paid to sit in catering and not do what he does best: "kicking the living shit out of motherfuckers." He says that Moose will look across from him in the ring and realize that he is putting a target on his back for him to gun for by calling himself "Mr. Impact Wrestling" and that Moose will learn a new move called "No Fucks Given" when he gets hit with a Gore.

Before the next match, Scott Steiner says everybody cares too much about social media and that the only thing that matters to him is whether or not three . He then tells everyone to look up "Steiner Math" on the Internet, as it is a truth that stands the test of time, and that he has a 141 2/3% chance of winning. He then adds more math to the Steiner Math equation, then says she smells marijuana and the freaks and that he is "powered by the poontang."

Scott Steiner, Jordynne Grace and "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams beat Gentleman Jervis, Ryan Taylor and Dicky Meyer with simultaneous Steiner Recliners.

Backstage, Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend) make fun of Rich Swann and Willie Mack for being "a couple of gamers" and says that they do not get ready, they stay ready, and that Swann and Mack are not ready for them or The North ("All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander). After stating that Swann, Mack and The North will be silenced by the violence, Swann and Mack want to go at it with them right that instant. Reno Scum like the cut of their jib, then tell them to save it for the ring.

Havok beats Taya Valkyrie by count-out after Taya lets herself get counter out. Taya Valkyrie retains the Impact Knockouts Championship.

Backstage, Jimmy Jacobs interviews Moose, who admits that he doesn't dislike Rhino and that he has respect for him. He calls Rhino "a bush league version" of himself, but says that while Rhino has put a lot of people out with the Gore, he has done the same thing with No Jackhammer Needed, especially Rob Van Dam, and that he has been the face of Impact Wrestling while Rhino was running or mayor in Michigan. Moose says that tonight, Rhino finds out why he is a legend.

Rhino beats Moose with a Gore after dodging a steel chair to the head, following referee Brandon Tolle going down after being inadvertently sandwiched into the corner by Rhino, who gets kicked in the groin afterwards only to kick out.

We hear from The North ("All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander), who refuse to answer the smae questions over and over again and sound like a broken record. Alexander make it sure they want the best so they can knock them down, so they can cement their legacy as the best tag team in Impact Wrestling history. Page says that since they won the tag titles at Bash At The Brewery, anything is possible on Impact Plus except them losing.

The North ("All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander) retain the Impact World Tag Team Championships against Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend) and the team of Willie Mack and Rich Swann.

It is announced that Taya Valkyrie will have to defend the Impact Knockouts Championship against Havok next week due to talking out of her match tonight.

Backstage, Jimmy Jacobs interviews Tessa Blanchard, who says that when she came to Impact, she had a plan to make history as one of the greatest Knockouts of all time. She never thought she would fight for the World champion, but tonight is about more than that as she came so close at Slammiversary. She says that Sami Callihan is making it look like they're equals, but tonight, she is going to prove that they are not.

Sami Callihan beats Tessa Blanchard to become #1 contender for the Impact World Championship following interference from Jake Crist, who tosses the Impact X Division Championship to Sami Callihan to use as a weapon followed by the Cactus Special. After the match, Callihan is about to put Tessa in another Cactus Special when Tommy Dreamer shows up and chases Crist and Callihan out of the ring with a Kendo stick. Dreamer then takes a microphone and says that while he thanks the crowd for the appreciation and admiration, the name people should be chanting right now is Tessa's. He says he has stood with warriors - both men and women - and if anyone embodied the spirit of ECW, it is her. He says it does not matter how many people he is in front of, she works her ass off for her family and always gets back up after falling down for the people, for she is a fighter. Dreamer tells Tessa to get back on her feet and show the people why they believe in her. Tessa gets up, and Dreamer says he has done this for almost 30 years and will continue until there is nothing left in him thanks to fighters like her.

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