Monday, November 29, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 29, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Mike Khoury and Reno Riggins.

The WWF Survivor Series encore is live on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett tries to see Buddy Lee in Nashville at Buddy Lee Auditions with the help of Buddy Lee's cousin, but he gets quickly escorted out.



Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends after interference from Shawn Michaels. Michael hits Razor with a superkick, then tries to piledrive him on the Intercontinental title only to be thwarted by The 1-2-3 Kid. Razor Ramon beats Diesel by disqualification.



Bam Bam Bigelow beats John Crystal. During the match, it is mentioned that as per Jack Tunney, there can no longer be multiple Doinks, and that there can only be one Doink.

Vince McMahon presents the 1993 Superstar of the Year Award to Bret Hart. Before he presents the award, Vince breaks tradition by introducing the runner-up for the award, Lex Luger. Luger thanks the fans before introducing Bret. Bret thanks the fans for never giving up on him, and even though there are newer, younger guys out there, he still has more to do in the WWF, especially winning back the WWF Championship. He dedicates the trophy to all those who stood by him through the years: fans, friends, and family.

Survivor Series will be available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video on December 9th.

Owen Hart, now wearing wrestling gear similar to brother Bret Hart's, beats Chris Duffy with the Sharpshooter. After the match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Owen outside of the ring, but is unsuccessful.

Ludvig Borga beats Scott Taylor.

The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon are ready to take on Shawn Michaels and Diesel next week.

Next week: Doink! Crush! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Shawn Michaels!

Saturday, November 27, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 27, 1993

It is announced by Vince McMahon that Reo Rodgers fell off his horse and his horse ran off into the sunset, and his new co-host for this week is Stan Lane.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Laverne McGill and Steve Smyth.

On Update, Gorilla Monsoon gets a call from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who asks that he not be called the brother of Bret "Hit Man" Hart as he can speak for himself and he is tired of being in Bret's shadow. He says that he wants to show his own ability in the ring and show that he is as just as good as Bret when he is given the chance. He says he expected more leadership out of Bret at Survivor Series, but Bret led the Hart Family astray and did not carry his part of the load.

Razor Ramon beats Mike Khoury.

Jim Ross advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden with four main events. Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Jim Ross then interviews The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) and Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette) for Face To Face. Cornette says he knows the effort it will take to put one man in the casket for the Casket Match, as he explains as there are no rules and the only way to win is to get a man in the casket and close the lid. He says the fans at Madison Square Garden will see something the likes of which they have never seen before in the Casket Match, and that Yokozuna will win. Paul Bearer tells Cornette to go ahead and laugh, but the clock on his embalming room wall is ticking and everything is in order, and he, the casket and The Undertaker is ready. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that when he is finished battering his Japanese pulp carcass, the cement at Madison Square Garden will erupt, and out will come the gargoyles to take the casket into eternal darkness.

J.B. Yetter is the honorary ring announcer for the next match. We also hear from Lex Luger, who tells us to just say no to drugs.

Adam Bomb beats Adam Bomb beats Mike Bucci.

The Survivor Series encore is this Tuesday at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific on pay-per-view!

Ray Rougeau interviews Santa Claus. His bag is a bit heavy tonight, as he has gifts for some nearby children as well as for Ray Rougeau. After one child gets a big red cowboy hat and another one gets a Bret "Hit Man" Hart foam finger, Ray Rougeau gets an Undertaker teddy bear.

The official 1993 WWF Merchandise Catalog, with T-shirts, WWF bears and assorted novelties is now available. To receive a free catalog, write to: WWF Merchandise Catalog, P.O. Box 6789, Stamford, CT, 06904-6789.

Before the next match, Shawn Michaels shows up with the WWF Intercontinental Championship around his waist, insisting that he is the undisputed Intercontinental champ and this this match is a non-title bout.

Shawn Michaels beats Dan Dubiel.

WWF Posters 8 is now available on newsstands everywhere.

Doink introduces another Doink: a smaller Doink named Dink, whom Doink brings out on a little red wagon.

Doink beats Sid Garrison. Before the match, Doink pranks Garrison, who pulls a multi-colored cloth out of Doink's arm, and even has Dink thrown at him. After the match, Dink "pins" Garrison and Doink counts the "pinfall."

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is back at Buddy Lee's Talent Agency with "R.V. Lee." However, he is hurried out of the premises by everyone working there, as he does not have an appointment. They tell him to stick to wrestling, and eventually call security on Double J.

Crush beats Paul Jones with the Cranium Crusher.

Jim Ross re-advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. He then interviews Razor Ramon and Diesel for Face To Face. Diesel says he will do whatever it takes to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and he wants to know what Razor Ramon is made of. He plans to beat him into a pulp and test him inside, and when all is said and done, he is walking away with the belt. Razor tells Diesel he is undefeated at Madison Square Garden, and if he can make it in New York City, he can make it anywhere. If he wants a fight, he will get one, as New York likes nothing better than a good fight and he will deliver.

Next week: Marty Jannetty! Diesel! The 1-2-3 Kid! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Ludvig Borga!

We see a short video package of this week's episode to round out the show.

Wednesday, November 24, 1993

Survivor Series 1993 - The Results

Lex Luger and his family wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving.

The show starts with a rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.

Razor Ramon announces that Mr. Perfect "tagged out before the match could start." "The Macho Man" Randy Savage takes Perfect's place.



The 1-2-3 Kid, Marty Jannetty, Razor Ramon and "The Macho Man" Randy Savage beat Irwin R. Schyster, Diesel, "The Model" Rick Martel and Adam Bomb in a Traditional Survivor Series Match. Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid are the survivors on the winning team. (During the match, Savage is eliminated thanks to a distraction from Crush, and Savage goes after him immediately afterwards. He is later banned from the building.)

Todd Pettengill interviews the recently reinstated Shawn Michaels, who has the Intercontinental Championship around his waist even though he was stripped of it upon suspension. Aside from wanting to be Superstar of the Year, he has to watch Family Feud host Ray Combs interview The Hart Family (Stu, Bret, Bruce, Owen and Keith Hart), who says that they're read to take on The Knights, whoever they may be, and make Shawn pay for what he did with their parents. Shawn is unimpressed with the fact that Bruce and Keith came out of retirement for this match, and it is readily apparent that Shawn Michaels is replacing Jerry Lawler at the last minute, making this Michaels' first match since the suspension.

Martha, Georgia, Helen, Ross, and Wayne Hart are all in attendance in the front row. After this, Ray Combs pokes fun at Shawn Michaels before he and The Knights (Red Knight, Blue Knight, Black Knight) arrive. Shawn Michaels taunts the Hart Family members in attendance. Ray Combs guests on commentary for the match.

The Hart Family (Bret, Owen, Bruce and Keith Hart) beat Shawn Michaels and The Knights (Red Knight, Blue Knight, Black Knight) after Shawn Michaels flees to the back. After the match, Owen, the only eliminated member of the Hart Family, confronts Bret for unintentionally being in his way when Shawn Michaels whipped him into the rope and distracting him long enough to be eliminated. Owen complains that he gets no recognition and that Bret gets all the glory, and Helen Hart is embarassed as Owen tries to appeal to the crowd only to receive a lot of boos. Todd Pettengill tries to interview Owen, but to no avail.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Vince McMahon switch over to the Radio WWF side for the next match while pay-per-view commentary is now handled by Jim Ross and Gorilla Monsoon. Monsoon almost gets his hands on Heenan.

WrestleMania 10 will be at Madison Square Garden in New York City on March 20, 1994!

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat The Rock 'n Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) when Jim Cornette hands Del Rey his tennis racket to hit Robert Gibson with from the top rope to win the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championships!



The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Afa and Bastion Booger chow down on turkey as only they can as Bam Bam Bigelow proclaims his team ready for The Four Doinks.

Vince McMahon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan switch back to pay-per-view commentary while Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross head back to Radio WWF.

The Four Doinks are revealed to be The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch) and Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo), going by the names Luke Doink, Butch Doink, Mabel Doink and Mo Doink, wearing Doink wigs and facepaint. Oscar also dons the Doink headgear and facepaint for Men on a Mission's entrance.

The Four Doinks (Luke Doink, Butch Doink, Mabel Doink and Mo Doink) beat Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) in comedic fashion without losing a single individual. After the match, Doink appears on the TitanTron and taunts Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. (This is the first appearance of Ray Apollo as Doink, as Matt Borne, who previously played the character, has been fired for multiple drug-related rule infractions.)

Todd Pettengill interviews The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Crush). Jim Cornette knows The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Undertaker, Rick and Scott Steiner) well, and his team plans to crush all four of them.

The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick and Scott Steiner, Undertaker) beat The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Quebecer Jacques, Crush, Ludvig Borga) with Lex Luger the only survivor on the winning team.  During the match, Randy Savage makes his way back into the arena only to be pushed backstage by officials in attempt to escort him back out of the building, but Savage returns and the distraction is enough to get Crush eliminated by count-out. Also, Yokozuna and Undertaker fight each other outside of the ring to a double count-out, leaving the match a one-on-one match between Borga and Luger. After the match, it snows in the ring, and Santa Claus arrives. Lex Luger and Santa Claus send the crowd home happy.

Saturday, November 20, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 20, 1993

It is announced that Quebecer Pierre was knocked out by Lex Luger and is therefore out of Survivor Series.

This week, Vince McMahon announces that he will be joined by a brand new co-host this week. It is also announced that "The King" Jerry Lawler is on hiatus pending legal action, and that WWF President Jack Tunney has reinstated Shawn Michaels, who will take Lawler's place at Survivor Series. We then learn that Vince McMahon's co-host is Reo Rodgers, a satirical jab at "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. (This tandem lasts for only one week.)

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Phil Apollo and Mike Bell.

Jim Cornette says that the name of the game for Survivor Series is elimination, and that is what The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) did by eliminating Tatanka, but The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) responded by replacing Tatanka with The Undertaker before taking a page from their book and knocking out Quebecer Pierre with a forearm smash with the steel plate in Lex Luger's forearm. Cornette then announces that they have replaced Pierre with Crush, whom Cornette calls one of the strongest men in wrestling but also the world. Crush says that The Foreign Fanatics are men of honor who will fight and watch each other's back until the very end while The All-Americans will be wondering who will stab who in the back first. Cornette says The All-Americans will be eliminated one by one. Meanwhile, we hear from The All-Americans (Luger, The Steiner Brothers, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker). Luger admits that Crush is a big, strong man and a devastating force, but the All-Americans have Rick and Scott Steiner, and red, white and blue fever is running high for Survivor Series. Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is proud to be a part of the team, and represents all the Americans who have gone before them. The Undertaker says there is pride, honor and total domination in the team. The addition of Crush means he only has to dig a bigger grave.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Scott Taylor. After the match, Doink appears on the video screen and makes fun of Bam Bam's Survivor Series team, then introduces his partners as four Doinks slowly fill up the video screen.

Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine - available now - and inside is an article on Doink.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. (Doink vs. "The King" Jerry Lawler has been removed due to Lawler's legal issues.) Jim Ross then interviews Diesel and Razor for Face To Face. Razor says the WWF has done it again with the supercard coming to Madison Square Garden, and says Diesel has been lurking in the shadows as a bodyguard, but now the spotlight is on him. If Diesel wants the gold, all he has to do is come and get it. Diesel says you can call him a thug or a bodyguard, but you can call him clairvoyant, as he will be winning the Intercontinental title. Razor says he doesn't like Diesel, but Diesel is a lot like him in that he will do anything to get the gold, as he has already proved that he will.
Jim Cornette is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in a recording studio, unhappy with the guy playing on guitar. He leaves the booth and kicks the guy playing guitar out as he says he will have to do everything himself, including getting to the top of the World Wrestling Federation, which will be renamed "the Double J-F" when he is done.



Todd Pettengill gives us a brief crash course on how to order Survivor Series on pay-per-view.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) beat Dennis Diamond and P.J. Walker.

On the Survivor Series Report, Crush officially replaces Quebecer Pierre in The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Crush, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo).

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that for a town in the middle of nowhere, it sure has a lot of tax cheats.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification. During the match, Mr. Fuji shows up and watches the match from ringside. Later on, Mr. Fuji trips Bret by the ankle from ringside while referee Earl Hebner is not looking, and Bret quickly gets back at him by hitting Mr. Fuji with a right hand as soon as he is able to slide out of the ring. After this, Jim Cornette and Yokozuna show up, and Mr. Fuji whacks Bret in the back with the pole of his Japanese flag. Hebner sees this and calls for the bell, ending the match. After the match, Irwin R. Schyster continues to attack Bret, but "The Rocket' Owen Hart shows up and fights Irwin R. Schyster while Bret Hart drop kicks Yokozuna off the apron. Referees have to keep Bret from going after Yokozuna, and officials have to keep Yokozuna from getting in the ring.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Quebecer Jacques (accompanied by Johnny Polo) for Face To Face. Johnny Polo says that it is a rip-off and a conspiracy against him and Jacques now that Quebecer Pierre has been knocked out of action. Scott Steiner says The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) made a mistake thinking that if they hurt The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer), they wouldn't hurt them back, and now Pierre is out. He tells Polo to get his trunks on. Rick says the Fanatics stuck their hand in the dog dish only to have it bitten off, and Madison Square Garden will see a human sacrifice in the form of Johnny Polo. Jacques says he will protect Johnny Polo, and says the 13th of September will happen again.

Tis Sunday: Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship at Survivor Series Showdown!

Monday, November 15, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 15, 1993

Jack Tunney has declared "The Macho Man" Randy Savage too volatile to commentate at ringside.

Razor Ramon beats The Brooklyn Brawler.

Crush warns "The Macho Man" Randy Savage to stay out of his way or else he will pay.

Bret Hart takes on Yokozuna this Sunday at 7/6c in the Survivor Series Showdown on USA Network!

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Mike Bucci and Mike Moraldo.

Lex Luger beats Quebecer Pierre.

It is revealed that Quebecer Pierre has been knocked unconscious after the match. Pierre has to be taken to the back on a stretcher.

Diesel beats Sid Garrison.

The WWF Survivor Series program is officially available tomorrow.

Quebecer Pierre is confirmed to be out for Survivor Series.

We see "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who says he'll make it to the top of the heap in the WWF by doing everything himself if he has to.

Saturday, November 13, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 13, 1993

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Chuck Greenlee and "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Fowler then interviews Lawler for Face To Face. Lawler makes fun of Fowler's tie, then says he has looked at the card and has noticed that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is not on it. He then says he and his parents had a summit conference and met with fellow Canadian, WWF President Jack Tunney, on how to get one up on him. He says that they are trying to bring in Bret disguised as Doink, and he plans to remove that facepaint and reveal who he is really is. If Doink is indeed Bret, he will end his career once and for all.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Irwin R. Schyster...next week on Superstars!

Ludvig Borga beats Dan Dubiel with the Torture Rack. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Yokozuna, The Quebecers and Jim Cornette. Cornette warns The All-Americans' (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) potential new partner to realize that it is a exercise in futility to join that team after witnessing what Ludvig Borga can do.

Irwin R. Schyster is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) show up. Luger says that although Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series physically, he will be there in spirit just like he is now. Luger then says he is privileged to take part in an annual Thanksgiving tradition, and he and the Steiners are very privileged to introduced their new tag team partner: The Undertaker. The Undertaker shows up with , then says that throughout all of eternity, he has walked alone, and his existence has been filled with eternal darkness. He has stood tall in his beliefs, and even when condemned for his action, he stood by what he believed in. Now, Luger and the Steiners stand up for what they believe in: American pride. In honor of their devotion, he will stand with them and he will survive with them. He says freedom will ring, and The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) will rest in piece. The Undertaker then opens the bottom of his jacket to reveal that the inside is the original flag of the original thirteen colonies. The Foreign Fanatics show up to ringside absolutely livid, and referees keep them from entering the ring.

Before the next match, two Doinks show up on the video screen. They tell Bastion Booger that he is so ugly, they had to tie that they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get his dog to play with him and that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. A third Doink pops up on the video screen, then all three of them laugh and tell Bastion Booger he will be eliminated first at Survivor Series. Bastion Booger vows to tear the hair and head off one of the Doinks.

Bastion Booger beats Joe Brenan.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Ryman Auditorium Opry in his 1955 Cadillac with his driver Billy Joe Brooks. He says that he takes care of his property, unlike the corrupt country music industry, and and mentions that the Ryman Auditorium has graffiti on the front walls and is basically dead. He says that Conway Twitty is dead and buried, and George Jones' career is just dead. He says the auditorium reminds him of The Undertaker: dead, decrepit and in shambles. He plans to use The Undertaker and the WWF, and when he is done, they will have to rename it "the Double J-F" and the Ryman Auditorium will be "the Double J auditorium" and the home f the greatest country who ever lived: himself.

Before the next match, it is announced that Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWE Magazine, available on newsstands everywhere this Tuesday.

Razor Ramon beats "The Model" Rick Martel by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman shows up and watches the match from ringside. When Razor goes for The Razor's Edge, Wippleman gets on the apron, distracting Razor and allowing Martel to knee Razor out of the ring. Razor alnds on his feet and confronts Wippleman, and when Martel goes for the double axe handle off the apron, he hits him in the gut, hits an atomic drop that sends Martel directly into Wippleman, and barely gets back in the ring in tim e to win by count-out. After the match, Martel and Wippleman have a shoving match, and Martel grabs Wippleman and threatens to beat him up. Adam Bomb shows up and confronts Martel, and Wippleman has to stand between both men. Suddenly, Diesel and Irwin R. Schyster show up to be the voices of reason to keep them united before Survivor Series.

On the Survivor Series report, it is announced that the official Survivor Series program will be available on newsstands this Tuesday. We hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that there was a recent survey done with 15,000 people who were asked who would be completely annihilated at Survivor Series, and that person will be "The King" Jerry Lawler. His family will eliminate his three knights, as they all want a piece of Lawler. They plan to get a few pieces of him and throws the scraps to his father and the family cats, as Lawler will be obliterated. We also hear from Jim Cornette, who says it has been a long time coming, but he and The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) finally have The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) in a neutral location away from Smoky Mountain Wrestling officials, and they will take the Smoky Mountain tag titles at Survivor Series.

Survivor Series Showdown is this Sunday night, November 21st, at 7 PM Eastern, 6 PM Central!

Diesel beats Chaz Ware.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says one man is the most impressive physical specimen in the history of the WWF in Yokozuna and the other is the man who will meet his final resting place and whose time has long since passed in The Undertaker, and says the real problem is who will beat the other man so senseless that they cannot do anything about it, which he says will happen to The Undertaker before he enters the casket as well as Twilight Zone. Bearer says Cornette and Fuji can feel good in the fact that Yokozuna will be resting in some of the finest materials that The Undertaker personally picked, and that Yokozuna will rest in peace forever.

This Monday on Raw Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Pierre!

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow!

We hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who says history will be made when he becomes the one to ruin Bret "Hit Man" Hart's quest to become WWF Champion. Bret says it will be the two of them next week, and he will go through Irwin R. Schyster because he has Yokozuna on his mind. He will win the WWF Championship, and he will make both I.R.S. and Yokozuna sorry as they both find out that he means business.

Monday, November 8, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 8, 1993

Voters get to pick who faces Pierre of the Quebecers by phone: The 1-2-3 Kid, Doink the Clown, Marty Jannetty, or Lex Luger.

Ludvig Borga vs. Scott Steiner ends in a double disqualification by outside interference when Borga grabs Rick Steiner off the top of the apron only to get slammed and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) immediately go after Rick Steiner. Rick and Scott Steiner are able to immediately clean house.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett is at the Ryman Auditorium, calling it a testament to the corruption in the country music industry.



Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Steve Smith and Cory Student.

A replacement for the injured Tatanka in the All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick and Scott Steiner) will be named during this weekend's Superstars.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that's it not only him that he's angered, it's his entire family.

The Smoky Mountain Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles are on the line as The Rock 'n Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) defend against The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).

The Undertaker tells us: don't drink and drive.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats John Paul with the Boston Crab.

A match between Crush and Dan Dubiel doesn't happen as "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacks Crush before the match can happen. This results in a brawl between the two men.

Another match, this one between Bob Backlund and Bobby Horowitz, sees "Macho Man" Randy Savage return to the commentary table. Crush is locked in his locker room, and Savage says that if there weren't officials between him and Crush, Crush would be in a lot worse shape than he is now. Unfortunately, that return is short-lived, as Crush breaks down the locker room door and Savage goes after him.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage has been locked out of the building after his second confrontation with Crush.

Lex Luger faces Pierre of the Quebecers next week after running away with 62% of the vote.

The brawl between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush continues outside of the building.

Saturday, November 6, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 6, 1993

It is announced that Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series due to the actions of last week.

Rick Steiner beats Quebecer Jacques. During the match, Quebecer Pierre shows up and distracts the referee to allow Johnny Polo to attack Rick Steiner at ringside, but Scott Steiner runs out and chases Polo and Pierre to the back. After the commercial break, Pierre returns and stays at ringside, as does Scott Steiner. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka's replacement will be named next week on Superstars.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel. Fowler then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Mr. Fuji did not accept the match and says WWF President made them take part in the match. He says that everyone in the back is jealous because Yokozuna is unstoppable, and try to stack the deck against them. He says that last time they were in Madison Square Garden, it got wild; this time around, it will get even wilder, and one way or another, they will close the lid on The Undertaker and give him his final resting place as his time has already passed. Paul Bearer says last time got out of hand when Cornette tossed a bucket of salt into The Undertaker's eyes and caused the disqualification; this time, Yokozuna will go into the casket and there will be a giant cremation.

Adam Bomb beats Brian Myers.

Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) are seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

Marty Jannetty heads to the ring for his match when Harvey Wippleman gets in his way. Jannetty shoves him away, but Adam Bomb swings at him only for Marty Jannetty to get the upper hand. Referees have to keep both men from fighting each other.

On the Survivor Series Report, we hear from The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre, Jim Cornette, Johnny Polo, Mr. Fuji). Polo asks if the conspiracy theory against The Foreign Fanatics will ever end, as Rick Steiner pulled Jacques' tights to win the match (even though he didn't). He also announces that Ludvig Borga will face Scott Steiner on Raw, and Ludvig says it doesn't care what Rick and Scott will do as Scott's career will be over. Jim Cornette says The All-Americans (Rick, Scott, Lex Luger) are falling one by one, and this weekend, they will announce their replacement for Tatanka. However, Cornette has done his research, and nobody will want to be on the team because they are scared of The Foreign Fanatics, who are after elimination and survival at Survivor Series. He says the Fanatics will reign supreme at Survivor Series. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that "The King" Jerry Lawler will be sorry he ever started a war with his family. He says it is one thing for him to be mad at Lawler and ready to rip his legs from his body, but he went to far and now he has his entire family in the building. He says Lawler bit off more than he can chew, and his Knights will be going down with him. Also, the match between The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) vs. The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) for the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championships is made official for the event.

It is announced that Marty Jannetty vs. Adam Bomb will take place this week due to their actions from earlier in the show.

Crush beats Gary Jackson.

Razor Ramon vs. "The Model" Rick Model for the WWF Intercontinental Championship...next week on Superstars!

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Tony DeVito.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in front of Tootsie's Orchid Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. He calls Boxcar Willie an example of the corruption in the country music industry, and calls Billy Ray Cyrus "some Italian boy with buggy-whip arms who jumps around like Sweatin' To The Oldies with Richard Simmons." Jarrett says he is the best and that he also wants to smack Razor Ramon in the face like he wants to slap Billy Ray Cyrus, send Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) back to "the homeless joint where they belong," and make the only "1-2-3" The 1-2-3 Kid hears is when he pins his shoulders on the mat. When all is said and done, everyone will be wanting to buy his debut album.

Before the next match, Doink shows up on the video screen and introduces his double to The Headshinkers (Samu and Fatu): another Doink. Both Doinks tell The Headshrinkers they will see them at Survivor Series.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) quickly beat Greg Hatfield and a barely identified tag team partner named "Cohito." It is announced that next week, there is a sweepstakes where the winner will appear on The King's Court and tell "The King" Jerry Lawler off.

Joe Fowler re-advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. Fowler then interviews Diesel and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor admits that Diesel has made a lot of impact since entering the WWF, but he will be in the Garden and he will be bringing all his gold. Diesel says some people think this will be a fight, but he says this will be a war and when they leave, he will be missing the gold around his waist. Razor says it's not about how many times you get knocked down; it's how many times you get back up. He has beaten 19 men to take the Intercontinental Championship, and he will do anything to keep it. He then says that if Diesel wants a piece of him, "don't sing it...bring it."

Adam Bomb beats Marty Jannetty by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman stomps Marty Jannetty as Adam Bomb has the referee distracted. The 1-2-3 Kid goes after Wippleman, but Adam Bomb attacks The 1-2-3 Kid and takes their brawl to the ring, which brings the match to an end. Marty and The 1-2-3 Kid gang up on Adam Bomb, then "The Model" Rick Martel shows up and attacks The 1-2-3 Kid. Diesel also shows up and beats on Jannetty, then Razor Ramon comes in and fights both Martel and Diesel. The 1-2-3 Kid shows up, but he is unable to do anything. Razor, Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid stand tall to end the show.

Monday, November 1, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1993

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan catches Bastion Booger eating a whole bunch of raw food because...it's Raw. Bastion Booger tells The Brain that he's going to eat up Razor Ramon, too.

Razor Ramon beats Bastion Booger after reversing a sit-down pin.

This Saturday, Riddick Bowe faces off against Evander Holyfield, and Todd Pettengill has the shirt for it. Meanwhile, the end of Tatanka's undefeated streak at the hand of Ludvig Borga and the Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers) is replayed.

Vince McMahon interviews The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga and Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers). Jim Cornette can't wait to see The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka and Rick and Scott Steiner) get demolished, especially now that Tatanka is injured and may not be able to be in the match. Ludvig Borga tells Scott Steiner that what he did to Tatanka was a pleasure compared to what he'll do to him next week on Raw.

Mr. Perfect beats The Executioner.

We see "Double J" Jeff Jarrett at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge, where we once again talks about how the country music industry is corrupt before saying he'll prove himself as the world's greatest wrestler and everyone will want his debut album.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) after Harvey Whippleman trips up Billy from outside the ring.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage says via telephone that he's returning to Raw next week, and that Crush will be there as well. He also tells Bobby "The Brain" Heenan that he's sick and tired of his tongue jokes.

Adam Bomb beats Virgil.

Next week: Scott Steiner vs Ludvig Borga! Crush! "Macho Man" Randy Savage returns!