The show starts with Paul Heyman advertising an interview with Tammy Lynn Sytch (formerly Sunny), which plans to blow the roof off the wrestling industry by describing the trials and tribulations of being a female superstar in the wrestling world in the late 1990s. Joey Styles goes so far as to say that this interview is an exposé. We then see Sytch in action at ECW Arena in August 29, 1998, followed by a short video package of Sytch.
In a replay from Anarchy Rulz, Tajiri beats Super Crazy and Little Guido in an elimination three-way dance.
We see the interview with Tammy Lynn Sytch. Sytch says that at the now-defunct Smokey Mountain Wrestling, "we felt like we were really cool, we felt on top of the world at that moment." In the WWF, she received her big break became Sunny, and quickly rose in popularity, receiving fame and adulation. We got back to Sytch, who mentions that there is a whole website dedicated to her feet, and says there are better parts of her than her feet to look at (although she admits she likes her feet). However, fame took its toll. Sytch says there are many reactions to the pressure put on her, and prescription drug abuse was one of the worst. She took Soma - also known as Carisoprodol - and says drugs were very easy to come by. One of her friends even died from mixing Soma with alcohol. That friend was Louie Spicolli, who had a fun night with friends when he combined Soma with alcohol, then went back home, went to sleep and never woke up aside for one time at six in the morning to turn off his answering machine before choking to death due to the paralyzing effect from combining Carisoprodol with alcohol.
In a replay from Anarchy Rulz, Lance Storm beats Jerry Lynn with a three-quarter nelson grapevine pin after Jerry Lynn can barely stand. During the match, Dawn Marie stops two pinfall attempts by Jerry Lynn, one by dropping a chair on referee John Finegan and the other by placing Storm's foot on the rope.
We see more of the interview with Tammy Lynn Sytch, who says that she was considered "old" by 1997, even though she was only 24. She mentions how she was known as "the Kliq chick," since she was nice to the Kliq - Kevin Nash (Diesel), Scott Hall (Razor Ramon), Paul Levesque (Hunter Hearst Helmsley), Shawn Michaels and Sean Waltman (The 1-2-3 Kid) - and they were nice to her, and she even made their hotel reservations for them. She preferred to be pushed on her own talent instead of whom she is friends with, dating with, sleeping with or eating dinner with, and that she would rather be herself and pushed as what she does and how she can do it. When she left the WWF, it was like a weight was lifted off of her shoulders, as she felt she could relax, have a home and relax, but she felt she wasn't there yet and that she was digging a deeper hole for herself. She was too relaxed in her environment to the point that she had her first drink at home, because she didn't have any pills to get her to go to back to sleep. There have been times that when her dad and niece died, she wanted to be with them. Her niece Stacy was only 16 when she died, and when she went to the hospital, she was on life support. When he held her hand, Stacy went cold and she could not let her go. There were some nights when she hoped she would not wake up the next morning, and says it was the worst feeling in the world to know that you don't care if you wake up the next morning. The interview ends with Sytch you can talk about your Sables and your Debras, your Nitro Girls and your Dawn Maries, but she is going to set the standard by which every girl in the business in the world again, because she is alive and she is back.
Friday, October 8, 1999
Thursday, October 7, 1999
Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for October 7, 1999
This week, Robert James Marella, better known as Gorilla Monsoon, passed away at the age of 62.
Kane and X-Pac beat Mideon and Viscera after Kane tags himself in. After the match, Kane and X-Pac argue, then they are attacked by The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).
Kevin Kelly interviews The Rock. He says The British Bulldog is nothing to him, and says his bark is similar to that of a small dog. At No Mercy, he will whip Bulldog's ass and he will do nothing and like it. He then addresses Val Venis, saying he does not impress him by sticking Mr. Rocko in his pants or by making adult movies. Tonight, he will play movie director, let him see first-hand the unedited, un-cut version of him laying the smackdown on his candy ass.
We see a miniature WWF ring full of mud followed by a door with a sign saying "Warning: Poisonous Snakes" backstage. Mankind then thanks The Rock as he heads backstage.
Lilian Garcia interviews Mankind. Mankind thinks that The Rock is fighting his battles for him, and says that is not what friends do. He will challenge The British Bulldog for later tonight.
Hardcore Holly beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James thanks to the constant interference of Crash Holly. After the match, Road Dogg and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn fight the Hollys in the ring, and knock them out of the ring quickly.
We see footage from "Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry's first sex therapy session. Mark reveals that he had his first sexual encounter was with his sister when he was eight years old, and that the last time he had sex with her was the day before yesterday.
Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty show up. Jarrett gets in the mud wrestling ring, and says he has found a place for the women of the WWF: mud wrestling. After what happened on Raw, the mud ring is the only place women should be wrestling. He then announces that Miss Kitty will be wrestling in the mud, and since the women of the WWF are "obsessed with their cleavage," the only way to win is by ripping the opponent's top off. He tells Miss Kitty that she has been apologizing for the last few days, and if she wants to get back on his good side, she cannot back out. He also has words for Chyna: there will be no backing out of the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy, because he will show no mercy.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who says he only cares about the WWF Championship. He does not care if The Rock lives or dies, he does not care about WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, and he does not care about Mankind. If he has to cripple him to get a title shot, he will do it. Bulldog is suddenly attacked my Mankind, and referees and officials have to pull Mankind off The Bulldog.
We see a room backstage with poisonous snakes under glass cases.
Before the next match, Terri Runnels shows up and announces that the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational will be a Texas Tornado Rules Match.
The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Edge and Christian to win the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational in a Texas Torando Match. Edge and Christian still have a 2-1 lead.
Val Venis is seen pulling Mr. Rocko out of his crotch.
Jeff Jarrett shows up again. He says there is just one other person who he wants to get a closer look at the mud match, a woman who brings honor and dignity to the women of the WWF: Ivory. Ivory shows up, then Jeff Jarrett brings out Miss Kitty. When then find out Ivory is Miss Kitty's opponent.
Ivory beats Miss Kitty in a mud wrestling match after ripping Miss Kitty's top off. After the match, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah show up, and Jarrett sends them both into the mud ring before calling them "two old, fat sows wallowing in the mud." Suddenly, Chyna shows up, sits on the steps leading to the mud ring, and kicks Jarrett into the mud ring.
Dok Hendrix interviews WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, who says Stephanie McMahon is getting better but still suffers from amnesia. The wedding between Stephanie and Test is postponed until she recovers. When asked when he has the comments The British Bulldog has made out as of late, Shane simply walks away.
Mankind beats The British Bulldog by disqualification. During the match, Bulldog ducks a Mandible Claw, causing Mankind to accidentally apply the hold to referee Mike Chioda. Bulldog then whips Mankind into Chioda, ending the match. After the match, Bulldog attacks Mankind with the steel steps, then both men brawl in the crowd.
We get another look at the room with the poisonous snakes, then we see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Jim Ross on a hunting trip in footage from earlier this week. Austin shoots at a pumpkin with a photograph of Triple H taped to it with a hunting rifle with a scope. Austin says he is trying to relax, but he cannot because of Triple H and the payback he wants to give him to him. He says Triple H will feel what he has been feeling for the last two months when he was sitting at home, and that nobody does payback better than him. Triple H really has his attention, and says that No Mercy is not a game and that the WWF Championship will come back to him. He refuses to give Triple H any mercy.
Triple H enters the room full of poisonous snakes, and opens one of the snake tanks.
Michael Cole is the sole man on commentary due to Jerry "The King" Lawler "checking on" Miss Kitty backstage. It is also announced that Droz underwent surgery to stabilize and realign his spine after dislocating two vertebrae in his neck in a match earlier this week. However, a prognosis will not be known for days.
Big Show beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Boss Man hits Big Show with his nightstick. After the match, Boss Man tries to handcuff Big Show, but the handcuffs do not fit and Boss Man ends up getting choke slammed.
Triple H is in the poisonous snake room. He apologizes for what he did to Jim Ross, then says that while he is not a hunter like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he is a good trapper and that he is not afraid of rattlesnakes, especially Austin. He says the best way to kill a rattlesnake is to cut the head off, but that is too good for Austin. He plans to one-up that at No Mercy, and as he places a snake in a bag and ties the bag up, he says that Austin is all show and that all that noise is just a smokescreen, as Austin is scared. After he lays Austin down with the Pedigree, he will finish what he started at No Mercy. He then takes a sledgehammer and smashes the bag with it after he says he will say goodbye to Austin one last time, before stomping on the snake.
Triple H shows up with the bloodied bag containing the dead snake. He says that one week from Sunday, he will hurt "Stone Cold" Steve Austin even worse than he did the snake. He says that Austin will be headed back to Texas in a bodybag after No Mercy.
Terry Taylor tries to interview Triple H, who leaves. He proceeds to interview Val Venis, who says The Rock should be happy he is receiving a little extra exposure due to him and Mr. Rocko, and he plans to take The Rock to "planet Reality," as while The Rock is great, he has not faced the greatest. He says that when The Rock looks into his eyes, he will realize without a shadow of a doubt that he is facing one of the greatest up-and-coming athletes in the WWF today. Suddenly, Mankind attacks Venis, and Mankind is then attacked by The British Bulldog. Referees and officials have to restore order when Venis and Bulldog gang up on Mankind.
We see footage from during the break where The Rock passed by Mankind, who is being checked on by two referees and Sgt. Slaughter. Mankind tells The Rock to win just one time for "the Micker." The Rock then asks Mankind "Who's the Micker?"
The Rock beats Val Venis. During the match, Mankind shows up and tries to hit Venis with a steel chair, but ends up hitting The Rock instead. Mankind gets the Mandible Claw on Venis, but The Rock hits Mankind and Venis with separate Rock Bottoms. After the match, The Rock and Mankind argue.
Kane and X-Pac beat Mideon and Viscera after Kane tags himself in. After the match, Kane and X-Pac argue, then they are attacked by The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).
Kevin Kelly interviews The Rock. He says The British Bulldog is nothing to him, and says his bark is similar to that of a small dog. At No Mercy, he will whip Bulldog's ass and he will do nothing and like it. He then addresses Val Venis, saying he does not impress him by sticking Mr. Rocko in his pants or by making adult movies. Tonight, he will play movie director, let him see first-hand the unedited, un-cut version of him laying the smackdown on his candy ass.
We see a miniature WWF ring full of mud followed by a door with a sign saying "Warning: Poisonous Snakes" backstage. Mankind then thanks The Rock as he heads backstage.
Lilian Garcia interviews Mankind. Mankind thinks that The Rock is fighting his battles for him, and says that is not what friends do. He will challenge The British Bulldog for later tonight.
Hardcore Holly beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James thanks to the constant interference of Crash Holly. After the match, Road Dogg and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn fight the Hollys in the ring, and knock them out of the ring quickly.
We see footage from "Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry's first sex therapy session. Mark reveals that he had his first sexual encounter was with his sister when he was eight years old, and that the last time he had sex with her was the day before yesterday.
Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty show up. Jarrett gets in the mud wrestling ring, and says he has found a place for the women of the WWF: mud wrestling. After what happened on Raw, the mud ring is the only place women should be wrestling. He then announces that Miss Kitty will be wrestling in the mud, and since the women of the WWF are "obsessed with their cleavage," the only way to win is by ripping the opponent's top off. He tells Miss Kitty that she has been apologizing for the last few days, and if she wants to get back on his good side, she cannot back out. He also has words for Chyna: there will be no backing out of the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy, because he will show no mercy.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who says he only cares about the WWF Championship. He does not care if The Rock lives or dies, he does not care about WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, and he does not care about Mankind. If he has to cripple him to get a title shot, he will do it. Bulldog is suddenly attacked my Mankind, and referees and officials have to pull Mankind off The Bulldog.
We see a room backstage with poisonous snakes under glass cases.
Before the next match, Terri Runnels shows up and announces that the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational will be a Texas Tornado Rules Match.
The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Edge and Christian to win the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational in a Texas Torando Match. Edge and Christian still have a 2-1 lead.
Val Venis is seen pulling Mr. Rocko out of his crotch.
Jeff Jarrett shows up again. He says there is just one other person who he wants to get a closer look at the mud match, a woman who brings honor and dignity to the women of the WWF: Ivory. Ivory shows up, then Jeff Jarrett brings out Miss Kitty. When then find out Ivory is Miss Kitty's opponent.
Ivory beats Miss Kitty in a mud wrestling match after ripping Miss Kitty's top off. After the match, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah show up, and Jarrett sends them both into the mud ring before calling them "two old, fat sows wallowing in the mud." Suddenly, Chyna shows up, sits on the steps leading to the mud ring, and kicks Jarrett into the mud ring.
Dok Hendrix interviews WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, who says Stephanie McMahon is getting better but still suffers from amnesia. The wedding between Stephanie and Test is postponed until she recovers. When asked when he has the comments The British Bulldog has made out as of late, Shane simply walks away.
Mankind beats The British Bulldog by disqualification. During the match, Bulldog ducks a Mandible Claw, causing Mankind to accidentally apply the hold to referee Mike Chioda. Bulldog then whips Mankind into Chioda, ending the match. After the match, Bulldog attacks Mankind with the steel steps, then both men brawl in the crowd.
We get another look at the room with the poisonous snakes, then we see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Jim Ross on a hunting trip in footage from earlier this week. Austin shoots at a pumpkin with a photograph of Triple H taped to it with a hunting rifle with a scope. Austin says he is trying to relax, but he cannot because of Triple H and the payback he wants to give him to him. He says Triple H will feel what he has been feeling for the last two months when he was sitting at home, and that nobody does payback better than him. Triple H really has his attention, and says that No Mercy is not a game and that the WWF Championship will come back to him. He refuses to give Triple H any mercy.
Triple H enters the room full of poisonous snakes, and opens one of the snake tanks.
Michael Cole is the sole man on commentary due to Jerry "The King" Lawler "checking on" Miss Kitty backstage. It is also announced that Droz underwent surgery to stabilize and realign his spine after dislocating two vertebrae in his neck in a match earlier this week. However, a prognosis will not be known for days.
Big Show beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Boss Man hits Big Show with his nightstick. After the match, Boss Man tries to handcuff Big Show, but the handcuffs do not fit and Boss Man ends up getting choke slammed.
Triple H is in the poisonous snake room. He apologizes for what he did to Jim Ross, then says that while he is not a hunter like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he is a good trapper and that he is not afraid of rattlesnakes, especially Austin. He says the best way to kill a rattlesnake is to cut the head off, but that is too good for Austin. He plans to one-up that at No Mercy, and as he places a snake in a bag and ties the bag up, he says that Austin is all show and that all that noise is just a smokescreen, as Austin is scared. After he lays Austin down with the Pedigree, he will finish what he started at No Mercy. He then takes a sledgehammer and smashes the bag with it after he says he will say goodbye to Austin one last time, before stomping on the snake.
Triple H shows up with the bloodied bag containing the dead snake. He says that one week from Sunday, he will hurt "Stone Cold" Steve Austin even worse than he did the snake. He says that Austin will be headed back to Texas in a bodybag after No Mercy.
Terry Taylor tries to interview Triple H, who leaves. He proceeds to interview Val Venis, who says The Rock should be happy he is receiving a little extra exposure due to him and Mr. Rocko, and he plans to take The Rock to "planet Reality," as while The Rock is great, he has not faced the greatest. He says that when The Rock looks into his eyes, he will realize without a shadow of a doubt that he is facing one of the greatest up-and-coming athletes in the WWF today. Suddenly, Mankind attacks Venis, and Mankind is then attacked by The British Bulldog. Referees and officials have to restore order when Venis and Bulldog gang up on Mankind.
We see footage from during the break where The Rock passed by Mankind, who is being checked on by two referees and Sgt. Slaughter. Mankind tells The Rock to win just one time for "the Micker." The Rock then asks Mankind "Who's the Micker?"
The Rock beats Val Venis. During the match, Mankind shows up and tries to hit Venis with a steel chair, but ends up hitting The Rock instead. Mankind gets the Mandible Claw on Venis, but The Rock hits Mankind and Venis with separate Rock Bottoms. After the match, The Rock and Mankind argue.
Monday, October 4, 1999
Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for October 4, 1999
Goldberg makes his way into the building. After he does, Sid Vicious take note of where Goldberg is parked - parking spot #22 - and proceeds to put a plan into action and get revenge on Goldberg for getting his car crushed.
It is announced that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will wrestle "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit in a non-title match in honor of the memory of his brother Owen Hart, who tragically died in the same arena that tonight's show is taking place at.
Dean Malenko beats Rey Mysterio Jr. with the Texas Cloverleaf. During the match, Shane Douglas runs in, knees referee Nick Patrick in the back and out of the ring and pulls out a chain. Perry Saturn runs into the ring, takes the chain away from him, wraps it around his fist and then hits Rey with the chain when he gets up out of the corner. Saturn and Douglas then run out of the ring. Douglas revives the referee, lying about what happened, and Dean Malenko - who has no idea what happened - puts Rey, who is knocked out cold, in the Texas Cloverleaf for the win. After the match, Malenko sees the replay on the video screen, and refuses to leave with Shane Douglas and Saturn; instead, tending to Rey after the match and shows him respect afterwards.
Starting this week, one match each week will be the Mayhem Match of the Week. For the next week, if you can send in the answers to who won each match at WCW.com, you can win a trip to Houston, Texas to watch WCW Mayhem live.
In the Mayhem Match of the Week, Disco Inferno beats Psychosis to win the WCW Cruiserweight Championship for a second time after avoiding a top rope guillotine leg drop and hitting the Last Dance. Before the match begins, it is announced that the newly-unmasked Psychosis is the new WCW Cruiserweight Champion. (It is announced that Psychosis won the match at a house show; in reality, Lenny has been stripped of the Cruiserweight title due to protests by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), who feel Lenny's character is presented to incite homophobia in the audience and that both Lenny and Lodi being beaten up in the ring has the potential to incite people to do physical harm to gays and lesbians. Not surprisingly, both members of The West Hollywood Blondes, Lenny and Lodi, have been taken off television as a result.) It is also announced that tomorrow night on WCW.com and Yahoo!, fans can chant with Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara about their new positions in World Championship Wrestling.
Sid Vicious calls a tow truck company concerning towing Goldberg's car before his match.
The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen in the stands walking down from the concourse to the front ro, where they are seated next to two beautiful women. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews The Outsiders, Hall says he and Kevin Nash - who has not been since being hit by the white Hummer - says they were at a party in the area last night. When asked when they are coming back, Ke in Nash says he's retired and Hall says "Is it fun yet?" Hall says The Outsiders will "pop back up on the scene" when it starts getting fun again. Nash says "We're getting the band back together."
Sid Vicious beats Brian Adams thanks to the involvement of Rick Steiner, which referee Charles Robinson allows. Sid's streak is raised to 120-0.
Before the next match, Jimmy Hart tells Goldberg will not bowl over The First Family (Jimmy Hart, Hugh Morrus, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Flynn), and that Jerry Flynn will take him out. When Goldberg makes his way to the ring, Sid Vicious tries to get Goldberg to attack him by taunting him and saying that he is his, but Goldberg stays put for a little while and lets him yell, never even looking back.
Goldberg beats Jerry Flynn. During the match, Brian Knobbs and Hugh Morrus show up and watch from ringside, and distract Goldberg as they yell at him. When Flynn kicks Goldberg in the back of the head and out of the ring, Jimmy Hart distracts referee Mickey Jay as the rest of The First Family triple-teams Goldberg. When Goldberg is back in the ring, Mickey Jay ejects Morrus and Knobbs from ringside. After the match, Goldberg says everyone knows who is on his agenda. He says Sid Vicious can play mind games with him, but he will never prevail. At the end of the month at Halloween Havoc, Sid's ass is his. If Sid decides he had enough guts to face him before then, he will grant that wish and he will kick his ass from one end of the country to the other. It could be tonight or next week, but where or when it is, one thing is for sure: Sid's his. He says that United States title around his waist is just a stepping stone for him, as he has not held it for a year, and he will not stop until he gets it back. He tells Sid the ball is in his court, and tells him to do with it what he will.
Backstage, Berlyn says something in German to Brad Amrstrong. Brad Armstrong grabs Berlyn by the jacket and tells him to speak English, and if he has something to say, he should say it. Berlyn says nothing, and Brad Armstrong walks away.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray), who will be facing Hugh Morrus and Brian Knobbs at Halloween Havoc. Booker T says it feel like yesterday that they first stepped into WCW, and now they are nine-time tag champs. He says it is hot in the arena tonight and it is about to get a whole lot hotter. Stevie Ray says he and Booker have beaten the best, but the people have just seen what Morrus and Knobbs are capable of, and if they want a shot at the tag titles, all they have to do is put their names on the dotted line and it is on. Booker claims Harlem Heat they have never ducked anybody, and if this is any incentive for The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) to come back, all they have to do is step on in, as they will continue to do their thing as only they can. Stevie Ray says they should have taken The Outsiders out of the game a long time ago, and them sitting in the front row with beautiful women does not impress them. If The Outsiders want them, they're not hard to find. As the interview finishes, Harlem Heat are attacked from behind by Hugh Morrus and Brian Knobbs, starting a tag team brawl in the aisle that eventually makes its way into the ring. Booker T and Stevie Ray seem to make headway, but Knobbs takes Harlem Heat out with a steel chair before Hugh Morrus hits Stevie Ray with No Laughing Matter. Referees eventually have to head into the ring to restore order. Brian Knobbs grabs the microphone and asks Harlem Heat "Who's the fruit booties now?" before telling them they will see them at Halloween Havoc.
We see the Nitro Girl tryouts from the Kansas City, Missouri area. We then see "Mean" Gene Okerlund, Spice and Kimberly on the stage. Jamie Flowers is announced as the finalist from last week. We are introduced to Lovena and Nicole, the finalists from this week's tryouts, and they are brought out onto the stage. The winner can be picked tonight by fan vote on WCW.com until 2 AM. Next week, tryouts in Biloxi, Mississippi will take place 9 PM at the Pro Fitness Center and 11 PM at Upstairs Downstairs.
Goldberg heads back to his car. He places his bags in the trunk, then gets in his car and leaves.
Curt Hennig beats Brad Armstrong. During the match, Kendall Windham distracts the referee, allowing Berlyn and his bodyguard to attack Armstrong. After the match, Berlyn puts Armstrong in a Camel Clutch with his back on Armstrong's knee until his bodyguard tells him to stop.
Rey Mysterio Jr. catches Kidman in the shower with Torrie Wilson. Sid Vicious has the valet from last week move his car after WCW Head of Security Doug Dellinger tells him to.
Juventud Guerrera beats Kidman after Psychosis - who has interfered throughout the match - helps Juvi take Kidman off the top rope as Rey Mysterio Jr. tries to get in the ring. After the match, Kidman and Rey beat up Juvi and Psychosis.
The valet parks Sid Vicious' car in parking spot #22...and the tow truck shows up after he walks away.
Harley Race is in the ring. He says it is a pleasure to be in Kansas City, Missouri agian. He thanks the fans of Kansas City, then announces that he is the special guest ring announcer for the next match, which he says means more than 99% of his in-ring accolades. Mike Tenay joins in on commentary for this match. "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit shows up to the ring wearing an Owen Hart shirt.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit with the Sharpshooter in his first match since the death of his brother Owen Hart. Both men show respect after the match.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan. Hogan says Flair is the man, and Flait tells Diamond Dallas Page that whatever level at the food chain he is in DDP's eyes, DDP will be at the bottom in his because he's Ric Flair and Page is not. As far as Hulk Hogan goes, he is going to take his vitamins, say his prayer and he is not going into one bat until they become part of history as they are teaming up for the first time. Hogan says Flair is going to be stylin' and profilin' and that tonight is a preview of what will happen at Halloween Havoc. He then says that tonight,, he and Flair are going to take their vitamins, say their prayers and then kick some ass.
Sid Vicious goes to parking space #22 and says "Yeah...I got him now."
Diamond Dallas Page kisses Kimberly backstage before heading to the ring.
Before the next match, Buff Bagwell tells Diamond Dallas Page messed up his promo, saying Page loves Page, Buff hates him and Kansas City, Missouri has already forgotten him. He then says that he will not one-time, but two-time, two-time, two-time whup his ass. Page charges at Buff from the corner, and Buff punches him, starting their match.
Diamond Dallas Page beats Buff Bagwell after countering the Buff Blockbuster by grabbing the top rope.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan beat Sting and The Total Package. During the match, it is announced that an interview with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart conducted after his match earlier tonight with "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit will air on Thunder this Thursday. Also, during the match, Diamond Dallas Page shows up as Miss Elizabeth distracts referee Nick Patrick to hit Flair with a Diamond cutter, but Flair pushes DDP into The Total Package, who kicks DDP in the groin and puts him in the Torture Rack. This allows Hogan to hit Sting with the leg drop for the win.
Sid Vicious asks Moses, the parking valet, where his car is. He tells him it is parking space #22. Sid finds out his car has been crushed just like last week's, and repeatedly yells "Why me?" to end the show.
It is announced that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will wrestle "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit in a non-title match in honor of the memory of his brother Owen Hart, who tragically died in the same arena that tonight's show is taking place at.
Dean Malenko beats Rey Mysterio Jr. with the Texas Cloverleaf. During the match, Shane Douglas runs in, knees referee Nick Patrick in the back and out of the ring and pulls out a chain. Perry Saturn runs into the ring, takes the chain away from him, wraps it around his fist and then hits Rey with the chain when he gets up out of the corner. Saturn and Douglas then run out of the ring. Douglas revives the referee, lying about what happened, and Dean Malenko - who has no idea what happened - puts Rey, who is knocked out cold, in the Texas Cloverleaf for the win. After the match, Malenko sees the replay on the video screen, and refuses to leave with Shane Douglas and Saturn; instead, tending to Rey after the match and shows him respect afterwards.
Starting this week, one match each week will be the Mayhem Match of the Week. For the next week, if you can send in the answers to who won each match at WCW.com, you can win a trip to Houston, Texas to watch WCW Mayhem live.
In the Mayhem Match of the Week, Disco Inferno beats Psychosis to win the WCW Cruiserweight Championship for a second time after avoiding a top rope guillotine leg drop and hitting the Last Dance. Before the match begins, it is announced that the newly-unmasked Psychosis is the new WCW Cruiserweight Champion. (It is announced that Psychosis won the match at a house show; in reality, Lenny has been stripped of the Cruiserweight title due to protests by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), who feel Lenny's character is presented to incite homophobia in the audience and that both Lenny and Lodi being beaten up in the ring has the potential to incite people to do physical harm to gays and lesbians. Not surprisingly, both members of The West Hollywood Blondes, Lenny and Lodi, have been taken off television as a result.) It is also announced that tomorrow night on WCW.com and Yahoo!, fans can chant with Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara about their new positions in World Championship Wrestling.
Sid Vicious calls a tow truck company concerning towing Goldberg's car before his match.
The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen in the stands walking down from the concourse to the front ro, where they are seated next to two beautiful women. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews The Outsiders, Hall says he and Kevin Nash - who has not been since being hit by the white Hummer - says they were at a party in the area last night. When asked when they are coming back, Ke in Nash says he's retired and Hall says "Is it fun yet?" Hall says The Outsiders will "pop back up on the scene" when it starts getting fun again. Nash says "We're getting the band back together."
Sid Vicious beats Brian Adams thanks to the involvement of Rick Steiner, which referee Charles Robinson allows. Sid's streak is raised to 120-0.
Before the next match, Jimmy Hart tells Goldberg will not bowl over The First Family (Jimmy Hart, Hugh Morrus, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Flynn), and that Jerry Flynn will take him out. When Goldberg makes his way to the ring, Sid Vicious tries to get Goldberg to attack him by taunting him and saying that he is his, but Goldberg stays put for a little while and lets him yell, never even looking back.
Goldberg beats Jerry Flynn. During the match, Brian Knobbs and Hugh Morrus show up and watch from ringside, and distract Goldberg as they yell at him. When Flynn kicks Goldberg in the back of the head and out of the ring, Jimmy Hart distracts referee Mickey Jay as the rest of The First Family triple-teams Goldberg. When Goldberg is back in the ring, Mickey Jay ejects Morrus and Knobbs from ringside. After the match, Goldberg says everyone knows who is on his agenda. He says Sid Vicious can play mind games with him, but he will never prevail. At the end of the month at Halloween Havoc, Sid's ass is his. If Sid decides he had enough guts to face him before then, he will grant that wish and he will kick his ass from one end of the country to the other. It could be tonight or next week, but where or when it is, one thing is for sure: Sid's his. He says that United States title around his waist is just a stepping stone for him, as he has not held it for a year, and he will not stop until he gets it back. He tells Sid the ball is in his court, and tells him to do with it what he will.
Backstage, Berlyn says something in German to Brad Amrstrong. Brad Armstrong grabs Berlyn by the jacket and tells him to speak English, and if he has something to say, he should say it. Berlyn says nothing, and Brad Armstrong walks away.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray), who will be facing Hugh Morrus and Brian Knobbs at Halloween Havoc. Booker T says it feel like yesterday that they first stepped into WCW, and now they are nine-time tag champs. He says it is hot in the arena tonight and it is about to get a whole lot hotter. Stevie Ray says he and Booker have beaten the best, but the people have just seen what Morrus and Knobbs are capable of, and if they want a shot at the tag titles, all they have to do is put their names on the dotted line and it is on. Booker claims Harlem Heat they have never ducked anybody, and if this is any incentive for The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) to come back, all they have to do is step on in, as they will continue to do their thing as only they can. Stevie Ray says they should have taken The Outsiders out of the game a long time ago, and them sitting in the front row with beautiful women does not impress them. If The Outsiders want them, they're not hard to find. As the interview finishes, Harlem Heat are attacked from behind by Hugh Morrus and Brian Knobbs, starting a tag team brawl in the aisle that eventually makes its way into the ring. Booker T and Stevie Ray seem to make headway, but Knobbs takes Harlem Heat out with a steel chair before Hugh Morrus hits Stevie Ray with No Laughing Matter. Referees eventually have to head into the ring to restore order. Brian Knobbs grabs the microphone and asks Harlem Heat "Who's the fruit booties now?" before telling them they will see them at Halloween Havoc.
We see the Nitro Girl tryouts from the Kansas City, Missouri area. We then see "Mean" Gene Okerlund, Spice and Kimberly on the stage. Jamie Flowers is announced as the finalist from last week. We are introduced to Lovena and Nicole, the finalists from this week's tryouts, and they are brought out onto the stage. The winner can be picked tonight by fan vote on WCW.com until 2 AM. Next week, tryouts in Biloxi, Mississippi will take place 9 PM at the Pro Fitness Center and 11 PM at Upstairs Downstairs.
Goldberg heads back to his car. He places his bags in the trunk, then gets in his car and leaves.
Curt Hennig beats Brad Armstrong. During the match, Kendall Windham distracts the referee, allowing Berlyn and his bodyguard to attack Armstrong. After the match, Berlyn puts Armstrong in a Camel Clutch with his back on Armstrong's knee until his bodyguard tells him to stop.
Rey Mysterio Jr. catches Kidman in the shower with Torrie Wilson. Sid Vicious has the valet from last week move his car after WCW Head of Security Doug Dellinger tells him to.
Juventud Guerrera beats Kidman after Psychosis - who has interfered throughout the match - helps Juvi take Kidman off the top rope as Rey Mysterio Jr. tries to get in the ring. After the match, Kidman and Rey beat up Juvi and Psychosis.
The valet parks Sid Vicious' car in parking spot #22...and the tow truck shows up after he walks away.
Harley Race is in the ring. He says it is a pleasure to be in Kansas City, Missouri agian. He thanks the fans of Kansas City, then announces that he is the special guest ring announcer for the next match, which he says means more than 99% of his in-ring accolades. Mike Tenay joins in on commentary for this match. "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit shows up to the ring wearing an Owen Hart shirt.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit with the Sharpshooter in his first match since the death of his brother Owen Hart. Both men show respect after the match.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan. Hogan says Flair is the man, and Flait tells Diamond Dallas Page that whatever level at the food chain he is in DDP's eyes, DDP will be at the bottom in his because he's Ric Flair and Page is not. As far as Hulk Hogan goes, he is going to take his vitamins, say his prayer and he is not going into one bat until they become part of history as they are teaming up for the first time. Hogan says Flair is going to be stylin' and profilin' and that tonight is a preview of what will happen at Halloween Havoc. He then says that tonight,, he and Flair are going to take their vitamins, say their prayers and then kick some ass.
Sid Vicious goes to parking space #22 and says "Yeah...I got him now."
Diamond Dallas Page kisses Kimberly backstage before heading to the ring.
Before the next match, Buff Bagwell tells Diamond Dallas Page messed up his promo, saying Page loves Page, Buff hates him and Kansas City, Missouri has already forgotten him. He then says that he will not one-time, but two-time, two-time, two-time whup his ass. Page charges at Buff from the corner, and Buff punches him, starting their match.
Diamond Dallas Page beats Buff Bagwell after countering the Buff Blockbuster by grabbing the top rope.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan beat Sting and The Total Package. During the match, it is announced that an interview with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart conducted after his match earlier tonight with "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit will air on Thunder this Thursday. Also, during the match, Diamond Dallas Page shows up as Miss Elizabeth distracts referee Nick Patrick to hit Flair with a Diamond cutter, but Flair pushes DDP into The Total Package, who kicks DDP in the groin and puts him in the Torture Rack. This allows Hogan to hit Sting with the leg drop for the win.
Sid Vicious asks Moses, the parking valet, where his car is. He tells him it is parking space #22. Sid finds out his car has been crushed just like last week's, and repeatedly yells "Why me?" to end the show.
Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 4, 1999
RAW
The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) beat The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), the team of Hardcore and Crash Holly and the team of Kane and X-Pac in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination Tag Team Match. The New Age Outlaws and the team of Hardcore and Crash Holly are both eliminated by double count-out when the legal men from both teams brawl at ringside and fail to get back in the ring before the ten-count. At the end of the match, Kane - who refuses to tag in - pins Faarooq, but he is not the legal man; X-Pac is. Bradshaw pins X-Pac after a Clothesline From Hell to get the win.
The British Bulldog is seen heading towards the ring, then we see some crowd footage from WWF Rebellion as well as The British Bulldog's actions at the event from last Saturday night. It is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon was flown out of the United Kingdom late Saturday night and has been receiving medical treatment for severe head trauma since.
The British Bulldog shows up. He says WWF Chairman Vince McMahon must be shocked about what happened to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, and says it is unfortunate that Vince would put her in a position where she would get injured, as he would never put his daughter in a locker room with wrestlers. He says there are too many women in the World Wrestling Federation today, and they do not belong here and that this is a fact. He then says he has come out to apologize to Vince about what happened to Stephanie, since he put her in that position, not him, and Vince screwed him out of a WWF Championship match in the United Kingdom. He calls it a big gesture on his part, considering he turned his own country against him. He then says Vince screwed up, because he doesn't give a damn about the United Kingdom, the United States or American fans; all he cares about is the WWF Championship. At the next pay-per-view, No Mercy, he will step in the ring with The Rock and he is going to give him no mercy. After he is done kicking The Rock's ass up and down the ring and wins, all he will have left is his title shot. Suddenly, Chyna shows up and mocks The Bulldog, and since he has a problem with the women in the WWF, she has a problem with him and wants to know if his bite is as bad as his bark. The British Bulldog takes this as a challenge, and Chyna confirms this as a challenge, telling him she will see him tonight.
Stevie Richards (dressed as Dude Love) tells Mankind where The Rock is.
Mankind enters The Rock's locker room. Unbeknownst to Mankind, The Rock is on the phone. Unbeknownst to The Rock, Mankind is sitting next to him. Mankind says they should call it quits. The Rock says "Sure, sure." The Rock asks if he sure if he wants to do that. Mankind says that there are so many kids who need his help and guidance, and The Rock is almost there. The Rock says he feels the exact same way, too. Mankind tells The Rock he will make it on his own, and that he will be somebody. Suddenly, The Rock gets off the phone and asks Mankind who he is talking to, and Mankind tells The Rock he's going to be alright and if he needs him, he'll be there. The Rock get back on the phone and says "Oh, that's Mankind; he's half-retarded, you know that."
Michael Hayes is at a medical center in Stamford, Connecticut, where he interviews Test. All the doctors have told him that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is suffering from post-concussion syndrome with severe head trauma, and that she did nothing to deserve it. When asked if this will affect the wedding in any way, Test says that Stephanie does not even recognize him.
Backstage, Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah attack Ivory in the locker room bathroom and attempt to disrobe her. Referees and officlas ahve to restore order.
Mankind tells Stevie Richards says that he saw the pain in The Rock's eyes and that it hurt him. Mankind then says he has an idea.
Terri Runnels guests on commentary for the next match.
Edge and Christian beat The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in Round 2 of the Terri Runnels Invitational and go 2-0 in the best-of-five series.
Triple H is seen heading to the ring.
Michael Cole interviews Kane and X-Pac. X-Pac says he did not tag Kane in as it was time to take his stand. He challenges The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) to a Four Corners Elimination Match so they can see who is left standing when the smoke clears. Once and for all, he will prove to everyone and himself that he still belongs in the land of the giants.
Triple H shows up. In thirteen days, he and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will stand face-to-face and eye-to-eye in the middle of the ring one more time, and Austin will see the fire in his eyes that he saw when he laid him out and took him out of the business. At No Mercy, Austin will be lucky to escape. He says Austin didn't have the guts to be in the same building as him tonight, be he does understand that there was an exclusive interview. He may not have the guts, but he has somebody who has as much guts to get in the ring with him: Jim Ross, whom he asks to hold an interview in the ring. He apologizes to Jim Ross about breaking his arm, and now that he is WWF Champion, he is not the angry young man he was before and says nothing will happen to him. Triple H even grabs a steel chair at ringside and brings it into the ring for Jim Ross to sit on. Jim Ross gets up from the commentary table and and gets in the ring, then sits him in the chair, which is facing the TitanTron as Triple H stands next to him. We see interview footage from last Friday where it is revealed that Austin is not cleared to compete in the ring. Austin says he will show up at No Mercy to kick Triple H's ass regardless whether he is medically cleared or not. If he was pissed off before the injury happened, Triple H will have hell to pay when he returns. Austin says he stayed motivated at rehabbing his injury by watching the footage of Triple H laying him out with a steel chair at SummerSlam, saying it is all the motivation he needs. At No Mercy, Triple H will get his payback and nobody does payback better than him. Triple H says those are pretty bad words from a crippled man who is not even in the building. After asking Jim Ross if he is friends with Austin, he asks him what Austin thinks of him. Jim Ross says he would rather not say. Triple H says he understands, but then asks him again. Jim Ross tells Triple H that Austin thinks he's an asshole. Triple H says he figured he would say that, then asks Jim Ross what he personally thinks of him. Jim Ross calls him "a sorry, lowdown S.O.B." Triple H clotheslines Jim Ross out of the chair and kicks him in the gut, then mocks Jim Ross' voice before taking the boots to him. Referees try to restore order, and have to take a steel chair away from him so he does not injure Jim Ross like he did Austin.
Terry Taylor interviews Jeff Jarrett, Miss Kitty and Ivory. Jarrett says they accept Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah's challenge, saying he would be happy to send them packing back to the old folks' home. He then tells Ivory that when he is done, he will let Ivory "slap the osteoporosis out of them."
Mankind is seen playing dominoes with GvsE stars Clayton Rohner and Richard Brooks. G vs E airs Sundays on USA Network at 8 PM Eastern, 7 PM Central. Michael Cole replaces Jim Ross on commentary.
Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah beat Jeff Jarrett and Ivory. When the match begins, Jeff Jarrett suddenly replaces himself in the match with Miss Kitty while joining in on commentary, which ends up costimg Jarrett and Ivory the match when she wants no part of it. After the match, Ivory attacks Mae Young, then Jarrett gets in the ring and chews Miss Kitty out before putting her in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah run into the ring as quickly as they can, and Jarrett rolls out as soon as he sees them.
Mankind is at the make-up booth with with GvsE stars Clayton Rohner and Richard Brooks.
We see GTV footage of Droz looking into D'Lo Brown bag...and puking in it.
Mankind shows up with with GvsE stars Clayton Rohner and Richard Brooks (credited as Chandler Smythe and Henry McNeil on the nameplate). He says he had a hell of a lot of fun guest starring on the show with Mr. Socko, and then says he does not like having his testicles grabbed by another man. He says he did not like it when he was an altar boy, and he did not like it last week. He tells Val Venis he got one free squeeze, but he can now consider himself warned. He then tells Rohner and Brooks to get a special front row seat, since Thr Rock is about to fill the arena with electricity and he doesn't want any anybody to get hurt. The Rock's music plays, then The Rock shows up. The Rock says that last week, he brought out him, his coach, his teacher and his girlfriend who cut him off at second base, and now he has lost Mr. Rocko and his jacket, and wants to break up The Rock 'n Sock Connection. The Rock says he never wanted to be part of the Rock 'n Sock connection, but Mankind says The Rock never wanted it to break up, and says he did some serious soul searching after last week and has decided to dedicate his life and career to the ongoing success and legendary status of their tag team. After 15 years in the business, he does not want to go down in history as a three-time WWF Champion or a hardcore legend, or as the guy who flew off the cell in the Hell In A Cell Match, or as the guy who wrestled in barbed wire. He wants to be known from here on in as one-half of the greatest tag team in WWF history, "The Rock 'n Sock Connection." Mankind then says it is a great day, for even though we asw the postponement of Test and Stephanie McMahon's wedding, it felt like a wedding took place right here. The Rock stops Mankind, and asks Mankind if he is implying that he is asking for his hand in marriage, but Mankind says it is a figure of speech. The Rock says he is not "cum-si-cum-sa," and he does not care less if he wanted to offer him some "poontang pie." Mankind says he is not a biology major, but says he does not have any poontang to offer him. He says he does not want The Rock 'n Sock Connection to end "like all those other tag teams," and that he wants them to be like The Three Musketeers. The Rock asks Mankind if he likes swords. Mankind says yes. The Rock then says that he could take him, Mr. Rocko, Mr. Socko, The Three Musketeers, "Jabroni, Mahoney, Baloney," then line them all up, take just one sword, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight up their candy asses. Before he can finish however, Chris Jericho and Curtis Hughes show up. Jericho says he was backstage listening to this "ridiculously unfunny, un-entertaining display" between Mankind and The Rock, and came to the conclusion that The Rock should accept Mankind's marriage proposal as he would be perfect as the woman in a male-male relationship...not that there's anything wrong with that. He says The Rock's ridiculous effeminate hairstyle, his flashy yet oh-so-sassy Versace wardrobe collection and his excessive fixation with sticking inanimate objects up other males' anuses make it obvious that The Rock is "cum-si-cum-sa." He tells Mankind and The Rock to unite themselves so they can ride their horse and carriage into the sunset so they can never waste the time of him or his Jerichoholics again. Suddenly, a fan with a Jericho haircut and a glittery jacket jumps the guardrail and gets in the ring, and Jericho says "Case in point" as Mankind tries to get his hands on him. The Rock then asks Jericho if he could keep "his jerkoff dad" out of his ring. He then says after two boring minutes, Jericho should know his role and shut his mouth, as he does not impress him, even after he unmasked Juventud Guerrera in World Championship Wrestling and after he came on his show and interrupted him for the second time to call it "Raw is Jericho." He says Jericho pissed him off, and tonight - on a night when he was not planning to do anything - he has a gift for him: a match against him. The Rock then tells Jericho he is exactly 20 minutes away from him whipping his monkey ass, interruptions from Mankind aside.
Mankind says he is teaming up with Stevie Richards. As he talks about how he told The Rock that "The Rock 'n Sock Connection" is back, they are suddenly ambushed by The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). D-Von says that if they want a piece of them, they will be in the ring. Two EMTs check on Mankind.
WAR ZONE
Chyna beats The British Bulldog by disqualification after Jeff Jarrett gets into the ring and bashes a coffee urn into Chyna's head. The British Bulldog grabs a microphone and tells Chyna there is no room in the World Wrestling Federation, and taht he said he would kick her ass and that it is exactly what he did. He picks up Chyna to prepare for a running powerslam, and threatens Triple H to get in the ring and give him a shot at the WWF Championship within 10 seconds or he will slam Chyna into the center of the mat. After three, he says he lied, and hits Chyna with the running powerslam.
Terry Taylor interviews The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). Buh Buh Ray says Mankind and Stevie Richard broke the first commandment: thou shalt not steal. He says that they found The Rock's jacket in the trash, and that nobody steals from The Dudley Boyz. D-Von tells Mankind and Stevie Richards that they also messed with them.
Mankind is seen sweeping the coffee grinds on the mat with a broom and dustpan for the next match. Stevie Richards shows up to Dude Love's entrance theme, and Jim Ross shows up to replace Michael Cole on commentary. When the match begins, Val Venis shows up and pull Mr. Rocko out of the fly of his jeans and lets Mr. Rocko hang out as he distracts Mankind, daring him to get on the stage and brawl with him. D-Von joins in on the brawl, as does Buh Buh Ray Dudley. Val Venis then leaves the stage and guests on commentary, but it isn't long before Buh Buh Ray and Mankind run right into him, and Val Venis takes the boots to Mankind a few times before tossing Mankind back into the ring. Val Venis then gets back on commentary, saying he lost all respect for Mankind and that he did not come to the WWF to be pushed around by someone like Foley. Venis then gets off commentary and get son the apron. Manknd gets Venis in the Mandible Claw, but The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) hit Stevie Richards with the Dudley Death Drop. The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat Mankind and Stevie Richards. After the match, The Dudley Boyz continue to fight Mankind, who proceeds to plow them into the mat with a DDT at the same time. Mankind then goes after Val Venis.
WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is seen entering the building...
WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up, and says he will not ask The British Bulldog to his family, the fans or even the people of America or the United Kingdom. He wants him to apologize to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon for bashing her head in with a trash can; as a matter of fact, he is demanding he do this right now. The British Bulldog shows up, stands on the stage, and says he is sick and tired of apologies and says he will not apologize for something that was his fault. Vince says he has no choice but to invite him into the ring so he can beat an apology out of him. The British Bulldog says nobody can beat him, and lucky for him he is taking the rest of the night off.
Before the next match, The Rock tells Chris Jericho that if he wants to make a big deal of his fixation with turning things sideways and sticking them up candy asses, then he can come out to the ring with Curtis Hughes so he can take the entirety of Curtis Hughes' body, turn him sideways, and stick him straight up Jericho's candy ass. When Jericho shows up, The Rock is attacked from behind by Curtis Hughes, who has come out from the crowd.
The Rock beats Chris Jericho. During the match, the lights gradually dim until the arena goes completely dark, then Jericho hits The Rock with the ring bell as Curtis Hughes keeps referee Earl Hebner distracted on the apron. When the lights come back on, Curtis Hughes grabs Eearl Hebner during a pinfall and drags out of the ring, knocking out Hebner so he can throw a steel chair into the ring. The Rock manages to hit Chris Jericho with the Rock Bottom into the chair that Curtis Hughes brought into the ring. Hebner comes to, even though his left knee hurts, and The Roch hits The People's Elbow to get the win. After the match, The British Bulldog runs into the ring and brawls with The Rock while Chris Jericho and Curtis Hughes argue on their way out. Referees have to run into the ring and restore order, but The British Bulldog is still able to get his hands on The Rock and hit him some more. The Bulldog is eventually outside of the ring, and referees keep The Bulldog from getting back in. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon runs out, kicks The Bulldog in the gut, tosses him back into the ring and tells The Rock to beat him up - which he does - to end the show.
After the show goes off the air, Triple H shows up and attacks The Rock as soon as The British Bulldog is out of the ring again. The British Bulldog gets back in the ring and hits The Rock with the WWF Championship. As Bulldog and Triple H take the boots to The Rock in the corner, Mankind shows up. He fights off Triple H, then fights The British Bulldog. The Rock hits Triple H with a Rock Bottom as Mankind sends The Bulldog out of the ring, then The Rock hits Triple H with The People's Elbow. After The Rock's music hits, Mankind locks the Mandible Claw on Triple H before pushing Triple H into another Rock Bottom. Mankind and The Rock then hit Triple H with a double People's Elbow to send the fans home happy.
Saturday, October 2, 1999
Rebellion 1999 - The Results
Jeff Jarrett shows up with a vacuum cleaner before the next match. He says he has already proved his point across the point in the United States that women are only good for cooking, cleaning and making babies. Tonight, he has £1000 for any woman who can prove his point that there is only one place in the world for a woman: in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He then says that by the look of the women in the United Kingdom, he would keep them in the house under lock and key. A young woman is picked to to vacuum oatmeal off the mat, then gets put in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Chyna runs into the ring and fights Jarrett, clotheslining him out of the ring. Afterwards, it is decided via coin toss that Jarrett's match with D'Lo Brown is for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against D'Lo Brown after Miss Kitty distracts the referee while Jarrett hits D'Lo Brown with the vacuum cleaner. After the match, Jarrett says he is tired of Chyna's crap and says he will prove men are the dominant species, and challenges Chyna to a match later tonight.
Before the next match, Gangrel wants one of The Godfather's hos. Unfortunately, the people would rather The Godfather kick Gangrel's ass.
The Godfather beats Gangrel. During the match, it is announced that Chyna will respond to Jeff Jarrett's at the conclusion of the match. After the match, referee Tim White dances with the hos.
Michael Cole interviews Chyna, who accepts Jeff Jarrett's challenge. He says Jarrett has "va-Chyna envy." She doesn't do windows or floors, but tonight, she makes an exception, since she will mop the floor with him. Suddenly, The British Bulldog shows up and says nobody cares about her or her match with Jarrett, as the Birmingham, England crowd came to see him. Chyna tells Bulldog he resembles the ass end of a bulldog as she leaves. He wants a match against Triple H for the WWF Championship, not X-Pac, and will demand one from WWF Chairman Vince McMahon immediately.
Before the next match, Val Venis says everyone knows the Rugby World Cup is going on right now, and that "The Big Valbowski" and the game of rugby have a lot in common: the game is played with balls, and sometimes, it can get a little rough; however, the object of the game is to always score.
Val Venis beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. Before the match, it is announced that WWF will make its debut at the Earl's Court in London, England on October 6th, which will be presented live on Sky Box Office.
Michael Cole tries to interview The British Bulldog as he demands a shot at the WWF Championship. Bulldog becomes so angry that he throws a trash can to the side, which hits WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon in the face and knocks her out.
Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Tori, Luna Vachon and Jacqueline in a Fatal 4-Way after hitting Jacquelinine in the back of the head with the Women's Championship. Before the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is receiving medical treatment backstage.
WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is placed on a stretcher and is fitted with a neck brace, and is carried out of the arena. Michael Cole interviews The British Bulldog, who says WWF Chairman Vince McMahon owes him an apology, not the other way around; as for what happened to Stephanie, it was a complete and total accident. He says he will get his WWF Championship match tonight.
Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, Road Dogg inadvertently knocks out referee Mike Chioda, and Curtis Hughes hits Road Dogg from behind with a steel chair before reviving Chioda. Road Dogg kicks out, however. Shortly after this, Curtis Hughes gets on the apron. Road Dogg knocks him off, but Chris Jericho hits Road Dogg with a low blow behind Chioda's back to get the win. (This is the earliest match where the Lion Tamer is renamed "The Walls of Jericho."
We see fans line up as The Rock and Big Show sign records at the Virgin Records store in London, England.
Chyna beats Jeff Jarrett by disqualification after she is attacked by The British Bulldog for her backstage remarks. As the referees tell The British Bulldog to leave the ring, Jarrett puts Chyna in the Figure Four Leg Lock.
We see Big Show and The Rock sign autographs at the Virgin Records store in London, England.
Kane beats Big Show in a no-disqualification match after Big Show brings a steel chair into the ring only for Kane to kick it into his face before scoop slamming him.
Michael Cole interviews Triple H. He does not care about The British Bulldog; he only cares about the WWF Championship. As far as The Rock goes, he has kicked his ass from one side of the planet to the other, and that fact will not change in England. The Rock syas hhe has a better chance of finding a complete set of teeth than he will winning the WWF Championship, which he says is leaving with him.
The British Bulldog beats X-Pac after crotching him on the top rope before hitting the running powerslam. During the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be kept overnight at the local medical facility for observation, and that she will be able to return home later this week and as early as tomorrow.
Crash Holly weighs himself in stones on the scale, and Hardcore Holly tries to figure out the difference between pounds and scales before he and Crash head to the ring.
Edge and Christian beat Hardcore and Crash Holly and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) to remain #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships. (This is the first match where Hardcore and Crash Holly are announced to be 400 poiunds each as part of the "super heavyweight gimmick.)
Before the next match, The Rock says that twenty minutes ago, he heard Triple H run his mouth like he is a big shot about how he has beaten him all over the country. He says that Triple H has spent too much time in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, and somewhere in La-La Land, he has been playing with Oompa-Loompas, eating his Wonka Bars and getting the Everlasting Gobstopper, and if Triple H wants to spend his leife in La-La Land, then he plans to take an Oompa-Loompa, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick him straight up Triple H's candy ass. The Rock then sees someone giving him a thumbs down and holding a sign up, and when he asks what it says, he cuts the person off by saying "It doesn't matter what your sign says!"
Triple H retains the WWF Championship against The Rock in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Triple H grabs a chair on his way out of the cage and is about to hit The Rock with it. Referee Earl Hebner tries to take the chair away from Triple H, and Triple H knocks him out. The Rock gets out of the cage first, but Hebner is still out. Triple H follows The Rock out of the cage, and this leads to a brawl all around the steel cage and in the crowd. The Rock gen grabs a microphone and says he had the match won, but Hebner did not see him, so before he whups Triple H's ass, he has a gift for him in the form of a steel chair, which he hits Triple H. The Rock then grabs a commentary headset and makes fun of Triple H, saying that monkey piss is leaking out of his head. Triple H gets up, and he and The Rock brawl at the commentary table, putting Triple H through one of them with an elbow drop off the side of the cage. Both men then get back in the cage, and The Rock tries to climb out of the cage when The British Bulldog shows up and attacks The Rock, sending him back into the cage. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and goes after The British Bulldog after what he did to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon only to be hit with a running powerslam into the floor. Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson then run in and fight Bulldog, but they do not fare any better. Bulldog then gets in the cage and attacks both The Rock and Triple H until The Rock hits him with a low blow, then The Rock hits Triple H with a Rock Bottom. The Rock then tries to leave through the cage door, but Chyna runs in and slams the door into The Rock's face. Triple H then tries to climb out of the cage, and The Rock tries to stop him by grabbing him by the hair and dragging him to the top, but Chyna climbs up the cage wall and gets involved. The Bulldog gets back up and yanks The Rock off the wall before clotheslining him. Triple H then climbs out of the cage to retain. After the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and locks The British Bulldog in the cage with the rock, and flips Bulldog off with both hands before The Rock gets up and hits Bulldog with a Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow.
Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against D'Lo Brown after Miss Kitty distracts the referee while Jarrett hits D'Lo Brown with the vacuum cleaner. After the match, Jarrett says he is tired of Chyna's crap and says he will prove men are the dominant species, and challenges Chyna to a match later tonight.
Before the next match, Gangrel wants one of The Godfather's hos. Unfortunately, the people would rather The Godfather kick Gangrel's ass.
The Godfather beats Gangrel. During the match, it is announced that Chyna will respond to Jeff Jarrett's at the conclusion of the match. After the match, referee Tim White dances with the hos.
Michael Cole interviews Chyna, who accepts Jeff Jarrett's challenge. He says Jarrett has "va-Chyna envy." She doesn't do windows or floors, but tonight, she makes an exception, since she will mop the floor with him. Suddenly, The British Bulldog shows up and says nobody cares about her or her match with Jarrett, as the Birmingham, England crowd came to see him. Chyna tells Bulldog he resembles the ass end of a bulldog as she leaves. He wants a match against Triple H for the WWF Championship, not X-Pac, and will demand one from WWF Chairman Vince McMahon immediately.
Before the next match, Val Venis says everyone knows the Rugby World Cup is going on right now, and that "The Big Valbowski" and the game of rugby have a lot in common: the game is played with balls, and sometimes, it can get a little rough; however, the object of the game is to always score.
Val Venis beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. Before the match, it is announced that WWF will make its debut at the Earl's Court in London, England on October 6th, which will be presented live on Sky Box Office.
Michael Cole tries to interview The British Bulldog as he demands a shot at the WWF Championship. Bulldog becomes so angry that he throws a trash can to the side, which hits WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon in the face and knocks her out.
Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Tori, Luna Vachon and Jacqueline in a Fatal 4-Way after hitting Jacquelinine in the back of the head with the Women's Championship. Before the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is receiving medical treatment backstage.
WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is placed on a stretcher and is fitted with a neck brace, and is carried out of the arena. Michael Cole interviews The British Bulldog, who says WWF Chairman Vince McMahon owes him an apology, not the other way around; as for what happened to Stephanie, it was a complete and total accident. He says he will get his WWF Championship match tonight.
Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, Road Dogg inadvertently knocks out referee Mike Chioda, and Curtis Hughes hits Road Dogg from behind with a steel chair before reviving Chioda. Road Dogg kicks out, however. Shortly after this, Curtis Hughes gets on the apron. Road Dogg knocks him off, but Chris Jericho hits Road Dogg with a low blow behind Chioda's back to get the win. (This is the earliest match where the Lion Tamer is renamed "The Walls of Jericho."
We see fans line up as The Rock and Big Show sign records at the Virgin Records store in London, England.
Chyna beats Jeff Jarrett by disqualification after she is attacked by The British Bulldog for her backstage remarks. As the referees tell The British Bulldog to leave the ring, Jarrett puts Chyna in the Figure Four Leg Lock.
We see Big Show and The Rock sign autographs at the Virgin Records store in London, England.
Kane beats Big Show in a no-disqualification match after Big Show brings a steel chair into the ring only for Kane to kick it into his face before scoop slamming him.
Michael Cole interviews Triple H. He does not care about The British Bulldog; he only cares about the WWF Championship. As far as The Rock goes, he has kicked his ass from one side of the planet to the other, and that fact will not change in England. The Rock syas hhe has a better chance of finding a complete set of teeth than he will winning the WWF Championship, which he says is leaving with him.
The British Bulldog beats X-Pac after crotching him on the top rope before hitting the running powerslam. During the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be kept overnight at the local medical facility for observation, and that she will be able to return home later this week and as early as tomorrow.
Crash Holly weighs himself in stones on the scale, and Hardcore Holly tries to figure out the difference between pounds and scales before he and Crash head to the ring.
Edge and Christian beat Hardcore and Crash Holly and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) to remain #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships. (This is the first match where Hardcore and Crash Holly are announced to be 400 poiunds each as part of the "super heavyweight gimmick.)
Before the next match, The Rock says that twenty minutes ago, he heard Triple H run his mouth like he is a big shot about how he has beaten him all over the country. He says that Triple H has spent too much time in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, and somewhere in La-La Land, he has been playing with Oompa-Loompas, eating his Wonka Bars and getting the Everlasting Gobstopper, and if Triple H wants to spend his leife in La-La Land, then he plans to take an Oompa-Loompa, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick him straight up Triple H's candy ass. The Rock then sees someone giving him a thumbs down and holding a sign up, and when he asks what it says, he cuts the person off by saying "It doesn't matter what your sign says!"
Triple H retains the WWF Championship against The Rock in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Triple H grabs a chair on his way out of the cage and is about to hit The Rock with it. Referee Earl Hebner tries to take the chair away from Triple H, and Triple H knocks him out. The Rock gets out of the cage first, but Hebner is still out. Triple H follows The Rock out of the cage, and this leads to a brawl all around the steel cage and in the crowd. The Rock gen grabs a microphone and says he had the match won, but Hebner did not see him, so before he whups Triple H's ass, he has a gift for him in the form of a steel chair, which he hits Triple H. The Rock then grabs a commentary headset and makes fun of Triple H, saying that monkey piss is leaking out of his head. Triple H gets up, and he and The Rock brawl at the commentary table, putting Triple H through one of them with an elbow drop off the side of the cage. Both men then get back in the cage, and The Rock tries to climb out of the cage when The British Bulldog shows up and attacks The Rock, sending him back into the cage. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and goes after The British Bulldog after what he did to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon only to be hit with a running powerslam into the floor. Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson then run in and fight Bulldog, but they do not fare any better. Bulldog then gets in the cage and attacks both The Rock and Triple H until The Rock hits him with a low blow, then The Rock hits Triple H with a Rock Bottom. The Rock then tries to leave through the cage door, but Chyna runs in and slams the door into The Rock's face. Triple H then tries to climb out of the cage, and The Rock tries to stop him by grabbing him by the hair and dragging him to the top, but Chyna climbs up the cage wall and gets involved. The Bulldog gets back up and yanks The Rock off the wall before clotheslining him. Triple H then climbs out of the cage to retain. After the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and locks The British Bulldog in the cage with the rock, and flips Bulldog off with both hands before The Rock gets up and hits Bulldog with a Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow.
Friday, October 1, 1999
Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for October 1, 1999
It is reported that Raven and Tommy Dreamer were recently in a locker room altercation and that both men had to separated. Also, Mike Awesome will be defending the ECW World Heavyweight Championshi tonight.
Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Rhino after putting him through the timekeeper's table.
A clip of Tammy Lynn Sytch is seen before the break, much to the bewilderment of Joey Styles.
ECW is coming to the Winthrop Coliseum in Rock Hill, South Carolina tomorrow night.
Little Spike Dudley beats Big Sal E. Graziano after it becomes a two-on-one handicap match against Big Sal and Little Guido.
It is announced that "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer will be wrestling tonight despite his altercation with Raven - in which Dreamer tells Raven not to interfere in his matches again - against Tajiri. It is announced that Tammy Lynn Sytch is back and that she will be returning next week to ECW on TNN.
We see a video package for Rob Van Dam.
ECW will be at the Great Hall Belmont Hotel in Baton Rouge, Louisiana on October 7; the Houma Civic Center in Houma, Louisiana on October 8 for an ECW on TNN taping; and the Alario Sports Center in New Orleans, Louisiana on October 9.
"Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill beat C.W. Anderson and Wild Bill Whiles.
Tajiri beats "The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer. During the match, Steve Corino drags the referee out of the ring, and ends up eating a double underhook DDT from Francine. As Francine gets out of the ring, Raven gets in and hits Dreamer with an Evenflow DDT to cost him the match.
Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Rhino after putting him through the timekeeper's table.
A clip of Tammy Lynn Sytch is seen before the break, much to the bewilderment of Joey Styles.
ECW is coming to the Winthrop Coliseum in Rock Hill, South Carolina tomorrow night.
Little Spike Dudley beats Big Sal E. Graziano after it becomes a two-on-one handicap match against Big Sal and Little Guido.
It is announced that "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer will be wrestling tonight despite his altercation with Raven - in which Dreamer tells Raven not to interfere in his matches again - against Tajiri. It is announced that Tammy Lynn Sytch is back and that she will be returning next week to ECW on TNN.
We see a video package for Rob Van Dam.
ECW will be at the Great Hall Belmont Hotel in Baton Rouge, Louisiana on October 7; the Houma Civic Center in Houma, Louisiana on October 8 for an ECW on TNN taping; and the Alario Sports Center in New Orleans, Louisiana on October 9.
"Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill beat C.W. Anderson and Wild Bill Whiles.
Tajiri beats "The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer. During the match, Steve Corino drags the referee out of the ring, and ends up eating a double underhook DDT from Francine. As Francine gets out of the ring, Raven gets in and hits Dreamer with an Evenflow DDT to cost him the match.
Thursday, September 30, 1999
Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for September 30, 1999
Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James by disqualification after Road Dogg tosses referee Earl Hebner out of the ring. Right after the match begins, Hardcore and Crash Holly show up and guest on commentary. After the match, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn pulls out a table and sends it to Road Dogg, who tries to powerbomb Jericho through it as he sets it up. Hardcore and Crash get in the ring and powerbomb Road Dogg through it instead, then proceed to beat up Billy Gunn. Curtis Hughes helps Chris Jericho to the back.
Lilian Garcia interviews WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. Due to The British Bulldog's recent actions of screwing The Rock out of the WWF Championship again, he makes a WWF Championship match where The British Bulldog will face Triple H for the title. Chyna will not be allowed in Triple H's corner, and Triple H has been fined $25,000 for putting his hands on the referee earlier this week on Raw. He also makes The Rock the special guest referee for the match.
Mankind shows up wearing his "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Last night, he shared one of the greatest celebrations of unity and camaraderie last Monday on Raw, and he was damn proud to be a part of it. The crowd chants "Rock 'n sock." Mankind gives a special thanks to the dozens - and dozens - of his fans for making it all happen, but says there was one man who tried to poop on their party by taking something that did not belong to him: Val Venis. Val Venis shows up, and tells Mankind he has two beautiful women in the back and he is a busy man, and that it is not his birthday. Mankind says he knows what Val Venis has in his pants, and he both wants and needs it. He then says he will turn his back, and tells him to whip it out and give it to him. Val Venis says he does not swing that way. Mankind says that what he is looking for is a few inches long, is white and has a big, beautiful head on it, and tells him to whip it out and place it in his hands, or else he will reach into his pants, whip it out and put it in his mouth. Val Venis says he had no idea Mankind was like that, and says he only putts from one side of the green. Mankind has to show him the GTV footage from Monday which shows Val Venis finding Mr. Rocko and stuffing it in his pants. Val Venis says that was a joke for all the guys in the back, but Mankind says he and The Rock does not appreciate his sense of humor, and says The Rock wants Mr. Rocko back. Venis gets out of the ring as Mankind grabs at his crotch and apologizes, saying he did not know that Mr. Rocko meant that much to him, and says he will head back to the back and find Mr. Rocko. Mankind then says that if Venis does not deliver Mr. Rocko, he will deliver Mr. Socko.
Triple H and Chyna are looking for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon backstage.
Triple H and Chyna confront WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, and says Vince will not beat him. If Vince keeps finding new ways to screw him, he will find new ways to get out of them. He also tells him that "Stone Cold' Steve Austin will not beat him, either.
Lilian Garcia interviews The Rock, who says that if WWF Chairman Vince McMahon wants to give him the consolation prize by making him special guest referee for a WWF Championship match like it's Let's Make A Deal, then he will open door number 2 and shove Vince's roody poo candy ass right through it. In due time, he will become WWF Champion, but until then, he will call the match down the middle. He says that Triple H and The British Bulldog can beat the crap out of each other, and The British Bulldog can also bend down while Triple H sticks his three-inch nose straight up Bulldog's candy ass.
Edge and Christian beat The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in the first march of a best-of-five series known as the "Terri Runnels Invitational," where whoever wins best three out of five will earn $100,000 and the managerial services of Terri Runnels herself. Terri Runnels guests on commentary as referee Jimmy Korderas ejects Gangrel from ringside before the beginning of the match, and explains the Terri Runnels Invitational series.
Heather Kozar, who guest stars on Shasta McNasty tonight after SmackDown goes off the air, is seen in the audience.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who thanks WWF Chairman Vince McMahon for sticking to his word and giving him a WWF Championship match against Triple H. He tells The Rock to stay out of his way.
Mankind tells The Rock about the situation with Val Venis and Mr. Rocko. The Rock offers to high-five Mankind, but when Mankind goes for it, The Rock threatens to slap him.
During the break, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen having a conversation with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon backstage.
Droz and Prince Albert guest on commentary for the next match.
Big Show beats D'Lo Brown by disqualification. During the match, Prince Albert leaves commentary, and waits until Big Show tosses D'Lo Brown out of the ring to go after Big Show. Big Show catches Albert as he comes down from the top rope, but Big Show grabs him by the neck. Albert kicks Big Show in the groin, but Big Show fights back and choke slams him after all. Droz then leaves the commentary table and attacks D'Lo Brown. Suddenly, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry runs in and attacks Droz to save D'Lo, but when D'Lo gets up, he wants nothing to do with Mark Henry. Mark Henry grabs the microphone and tells D'Lo Brown he has something to get off his chest, and admits that he is a sex addict and that he has lost his fiancee, thousands of dollars from flying people to his house, and lost his best friend in D'Lo Brown. He says that even his mom is seeing him admit to this, as well as all the people in his hometown and where he lives. He starts crying, as he thinks everybody is laughing at his pain. He says that he wakes up in the morning and thinks about sex and things that he has never thought about before. He even says that at lunch, he thinks about sex. He says that he gets on base more times than Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa combined. He knows he has a long way to go, and that he needs help. He then leaves the ring. D'Lo Brown retains the WWF European Championship.
In footage from yesterday, Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon look at potential bridal gowns...or rather, Stephanie is looking thorough the catalog while Test is watching a game, and tells Stephanie that he isn't marrying a gown, he's marrying a girl, and that she will look beautiful regardless of what she wears.
Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray is seen wearing The Rock's "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. When the match begins, Stevie Richards tells Mankind about this backstage.
X-Pac and Kane beat The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) in a Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination Match. The Acolytes are disqualified after Faarooq shoves referee Mike Chioda as he has X-Pac in the corner. After the match, The Acoltyes return and whip Kane into the steel steps before hitting X-Pac with a two-man powerbomb. Heather Kozar is seen in the front row again along with Cindy Margolis.
Mankind confronts Buh Buh Ray over wearing the other "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Buh Buh Ray tells him that if he wants it so badly, he'll have to come and get it.
Jeff Jarrett shows up with a shopping cart full of household objects such as pans, a mop, a vaccum cleaner and an ironing board (among other things) before telling Chyna she will get her rematch for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, but it will be the "Good Housekeeping" way. He tells Chyna she will understand the role of a woman, because he will beat her with every household appliance known to woman. As a little demonstration, he calls out any women who wants to "get their carpet cleaned" so he can give them "the old oatmeal demonstration." All of a sudden, he notices Cindy Margolis again, and asks if she learned a few weeks ago that a woman's place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He also notices Heather Kozar, and dares them to come to the ring for a 2-on-1 handicap match. All of a sudden, as Cindy and Heather climb over the guardrail, Debra shows up. The Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Jacqueline, Lilian Garcia and Janet - all the women that Jarrett have put in the Figure Four Leg Lock - also show up and surround the ring. As Jarrett fights them off, Chyna gets in the ring and clotheslines Jarrett out of the ring, where all the other women hit Jarrett with brooms, pans and rolling pins before chasing him to the back. Moolah and Mae Young then grab Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Mankind tells The Rock what happened with the Rock 'n Sock Connection jacket. The Rock says it's okay, but Mankind tells him to stay put as he has work to do.
Terry Taylor interviews head of WWF security Jim Dotson, who says he did not deserve any abuse from "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman, as he has protected all the Superstars for years, including Blackman. Suddenly, Blackman crushes Dotson with the chain link fence in the background and stomps him in the back.
Mankind calls out Buh Buh Ray, telling him to either return the jacket or have it taken from him by force, as he will not be responsible for what The Rock does to him if he does not get it back. The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up from the side of the ramp, and as Buh Buh Ray and Mankind wrestle, Val Venis shows up with Mr. Rocko on his right hand. Mankind pulls out Mr. Socko, then D-Von grabs at Mankind's leg. Stevie Richards gets in the ring and hits Buh Buh Ray with a Stevie Kick behind the referee's back as Val Venis guests on commentary for a few seconds and Mankind gets The Rock's jacket back from Buh Buh Ray. Mankind then calls out Val Venis, who gets in the ring and makes it clear that he respects him, as nobody has done more for the business than him. He says that if it were not for him coming 20 feet down from the cell and destroying his body - among other things - his paycheck would not be what it is today. He gives Mr. Rocko back, but tells Mankind to close his eyes. He says he knew Mankind was a little crazy, but now he just wants to feel his nuts.Val Venis then grabs at Mankind's crotch with a testicular claw with Mr. Rocko, and Stevie Richard tries to pull him off. The Dudley Boyz come back, attack Stevie Richards, then attack Mankind before tearing up The Rock's jacket. Val Venis then walks away with Mr. Rocko.
Before the next match, The Rock mentions that The British Bulldog's home country of the United Kingdom has an anthem called "God Save The Queen." The Rock then says that on his show, they have an anthem called "God Save My Roody Poo Candy Ass." When The British Bulldog shows up, he confronts The Rock and pokes him in the chest, which leads to The Rock beating him up and punching him out of the ring.
The British Bulldog vs. Triple H for the WWF Championship ends in a no-contest. During the match, The Rock does not seem to care about either participant in the match - or the match itself, as he guests on commentary briefly - and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen watching the match from the locker room. Eventually, Triple H gets fed up with The Rock when he claps at him during a pinfall, and fights him only to get a Rock Bottom. The British Bulldog then goes for a pinfall as The Rock guests on commentary again, then The Rock counts the pinfall and speaks on a microphone at the same time, saying "One...two...it doesn't matter if The Rock counts to three!" The British Bulldog then grabs the WWF Championship and tries to hi The Rock with it, but The Rock sees it coming, punches him, grabs the WWF Championship and hits both Bulldog and Triple H in the head with it. After stomping Triple H a few times, he hits The Bulldog with The People's Elbow (with an impressive slide right before the elbow) before posing with the WWF Championship on the top rope and running off with it. When Triple H asks for the WWF Championship, timekeeper Mark Yeaton tells him that The Rock ran off with it. Triple H beats the crap out of Mark Yeaton, then heads to the back. Backstage, Triple H looks for The Rock, and punches people out as he does. He eventually finds The Rock, but in this case, The Rock finds him and hits him from the side with the WWF Championship. The British Bulldog then runs in and brawls with The Rock, and they both take it outside. Triple H gets the WWF Championship back after The Rock drops it, then heads to his locker room. He knocks on the door and asks Chyna to open the door when he finds out is is locked, and instead of Chyna, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes out and stomps a mudhole in Triple H. Triple H retains the WWF Championship.
Lilian Garcia interviews WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. Due to The British Bulldog's recent actions of screwing The Rock out of the WWF Championship again, he makes a WWF Championship match where The British Bulldog will face Triple H for the title. Chyna will not be allowed in Triple H's corner, and Triple H has been fined $25,000 for putting his hands on the referee earlier this week on Raw. He also makes The Rock the special guest referee for the match.
Mankind shows up wearing his "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Last night, he shared one of the greatest celebrations of unity and camaraderie last Monday on Raw, and he was damn proud to be a part of it. The crowd chants "Rock 'n sock." Mankind gives a special thanks to the dozens - and dozens - of his fans for making it all happen, but says there was one man who tried to poop on their party by taking something that did not belong to him: Val Venis. Val Venis shows up, and tells Mankind he has two beautiful women in the back and he is a busy man, and that it is not his birthday. Mankind says he knows what Val Venis has in his pants, and he both wants and needs it. He then says he will turn his back, and tells him to whip it out and give it to him. Val Venis says he does not swing that way. Mankind says that what he is looking for is a few inches long, is white and has a big, beautiful head on it, and tells him to whip it out and place it in his hands, or else he will reach into his pants, whip it out and put it in his mouth. Val Venis says he had no idea Mankind was like that, and says he only putts from one side of the green. Mankind has to show him the GTV footage from Monday which shows Val Venis finding Mr. Rocko and stuffing it in his pants. Val Venis says that was a joke for all the guys in the back, but Mankind says he and The Rock does not appreciate his sense of humor, and says The Rock wants Mr. Rocko back. Venis gets out of the ring as Mankind grabs at his crotch and apologizes, saying he did not know that Mr. Rocko meant that much to him, and says he will head back to the back and find Mr. Rocko. Mankind then says that if Venis does not deliver Mr. Rocko, he will deliver Mr. Socko.
Triple H and Chyna are looking for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon backstage.
Triple H and Chyna confront WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, and says Vince will not beat him. If Vince keeps finding new ways to screw him, he will find new ways to get out of them. He also tells him that "Stone Cold' Steve Austin will not beat him, either.
Lilian Garcia interviews The Rock, who says that if WWF Chairman Vince McMahon wants to give him the consolation prize by making him special guest referee for a WWF Championship match like it's Let's Make A Deal, then he will open door number 2 and shove Vince's roody poo candy ass right through it. In due time, he will become WWF Champion, but until then, he will call the match down the middle. He says that Triple H and The British Bulldog can beat the crap out of each other, and The British Bulldog can also bend down while Triple H sticks his three-inch nose straight up Bulldog's candy ass.
Edge and Christian beat The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in the first march of a best-of-five series known as the "Terri Runnels Invitational," where whoever wins best three out of five will earn $100,000 and the managerial services of Terri Runnels herself. Terri Runnels guests on commentary as referee Jimmy Korderas ejects Gangrel from ringside before the beginning of the match, and explains the Terri Runnels Invitational series.
Heather Kozar, who guest stars on Shasta McNasty tonight after SmackDown goes off the air, is seen in the audience.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who thanks WWF Chairman Vince McMahon for sticking to his word and giving him a WWF Championship match against Triple H. He tells The Rock to stay out of his way.
Mankind tells The Rock about the situation with Val Venis and Mr. Rocko. The Rock offers to high-five Mankind, but when Mankind goes for it, The Rock threatens to slap him.
During the break, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen having a conversation with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon backstage.
Droz and Prince Albert guest on commentary for the next match.
Big Show beats D'Lo Brown by disqualification. During the match, Prince Albert leaves commentary, and waits until Big Show tosses D'Lo Brown out of the ring to go after Big Show. Big Show catches Albert as he comes down from the top rope, but Big Show grabs him by the neck. Albert kicks Big Show in the groin, but Big Show fights back and choke slams him after all. Droz then leaves the commentary table and attacks D'Lo Brown. Suddenly, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry runs in and attacks Droz to save D'Lo, but when D'Lo gets up, he wants nothing to do with Mark Henry. Mark Henry grabs the microphone and tells D'Lo Brown he has something to get off his chest, and admits that he is a sex addict and that he has lost his fiancee, thousands of dollars from flying people to his house, and lost his best friend in D'Lo Brown. He says that even his mom is seeing him admit to this, as well as all the people in his hometown and where he lives. He starts crying, as he thinks everybody is laughing at his pain. He says that he wakes up in the morning and thinks about sex and things that he has never thought about before. He even says that at lunch, he thinks about sex. He says that he gets on base more times than Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa combined. He knows he has a long way to go, and that he needs help. He then leaves the ring. D'Lo Brown retains the WWF European Championship.
In footage from yesterday, Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon look at potential bridal gowns...or rather, Stephanie is looking thorough the catalog while Test is watching a game, and tells Stephanie that he isn't marrying a gown, he's marrying a girl, and that she will look beautiful regardless of what she wears.
Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray is seen wearing The Rock's "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. When the match begins, Stevie Richards tells Mankind about this backstage.
X-Pac and Kane beat The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) in a Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination Match. The Acolytes are disqualified after Faarooq shoves referee Mike Chioda as he has X-Pac in the corner. After the match, The Acoltyes return and whip Kane into the steel steps before hitting X-Pac with a two-man powerbomb. Heather Kozar is seen in the front row again along with Cindy Margolis.
Mankind confronts Buh Buh Ray over wearing the other "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Buh Buh Ray tells him that if he wants it so badly, he'll have to come and get it.
Jeff Jarrett shows up with a shopping cart full of household objects such as pans, a mop, a vaccum cleaner and an ironing board (among other things) before telling Chyna she will get her rematch for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, but it will be the "Good Housekeeping" way. He tells Chyna she will understand the role of a woman, because he will beat her with every household appliance known to woman. As a little demonstration, he calls out any women who wants to "get their carpet cleaned" so he can give them "the old oatmeal demonstration." All of a sudden, he notices Cindy Margolis again, and asks if she learned a few weeks ago that a woman's place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He also notices Heather Kozar, and dares them to come to the ring for a 2-on-1 handicap match. All of a sudden, as Cindy and Heather climb over the guardrail, Debra shows up. The Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Jacqueline, Lilian Garcia and Janet - all the women that Jarrett have put in the Figure Four Leg Lock - also show up and surround the ring. As Jarrett fights them off, Chyna gets in the ring and clotheslines Jarrett out of the ring, where all the other women hit Jarrett with brooms, pans and rolling pins before chasing him to the back. Moolah and Mae Young then grab Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Mankind tells The Rock what happened with the Rock 'n Sock Connection jacket. The Rock says it's okay, but Mankind tells him to stay put as he has work to do.
Terry Taylor interviews head of WWF security Jim Dotson, who says he did not deserve any abuse from "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman, as he has protected all the Superstars for years, including Blackman. Suddenly, Blackman crushes Dotson with the chain link fence in the background and stomps him in the back.
Mankind calls out Buh Buh Ray, telling him to either return the jacket or have it taken from him by force, as he will not be responsible for what The Rock does to him if he does not get it back. The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up from the side of the ramp, and as Buh Buh Ray and Mankind wrestle, Val Venis shows up with Mr. Rocko on his right hand. Mankind pulls out Mr. Socko, then D-Von grabs at Mankind's leg. Stevie Richards gets in the ring and hits Buh Buh Ray with a Stevie Kick behind the referee's back as Val Venis guests on commentary for a few seconds and Mankind gets The Rock's jacket back from Buh Buh Ray. Mankind then calls out Val Venis, who gets in the ring and makes it clear that he respects him, as nobody has done more for the business than him. He says that if it were not for him coming 20 feet down from the cell and destroying his body - among other things - his paycheck would not be what it is today. He gives Mr. Rocko back, but tells Mankind to close his eyes. He says he knew Mankind was a little crazy, but now he just wants to feel his nuts.Val Venis then grabs at Mankind's crotch with a testicular claw with Mr. Rocko, and Stevie Richard tries to pull him off. The Dudley Boyz come back, attack Stevie Richards, then attack Mankind before tearing up The Rock's jacket. Val Venis then walks away with Mr. Rocko.
Before the next match, The Rock mentions that The British Bulldog's home country of the United Kingdom has an anthem called "God Save The Queen." The Rock then says that on his show, they have an anthem called "God Save My Roody Poo Candy Ass." When The British Bulldog shows up, he confronts The Rock and pokes him in the chest, which leads to The Rock beating him up and punching him out of the ring.
The British Bulldog vs. Triple H for the WWF Championship ends in a no-contest. During the match, The Rock does not seem to care about either participant in the match - or the match itself, as he guests on commentary briefly - and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen watching the match from the locker room. Eventually, Triple H gets fed up with The Rock when he claps at him during a pinfall, and fights him only to get a Rock Bottom. The British Bulldog then goes for a pinfall as The Rock guests on commentary again, then The Rock counts the pinfall and speaks on a microphone at the same time, saying "One...two...it doesn't matter if The Rock counts to three!" The British Bulldog then grabs the WWF Championship and tries to hi The Rock with it, but The Rock sees it coming, punches him, grabs the WWF Championship and hits both Bulldog and Triple H in the head with it. After stomping Triple H a few times, he hits The Bulldog with The People's Elbow (with an impressive slide right before the elbow) before posing with the WWF Championship on the top rope and running off with it. When Triple H asks for the WWF Championship, timekeeper Mark Yeaton tells him that The Rock ran off with it. Triple H beats the crap out of Mark Yeaton, then heads to the back. Backstage, Triple H looks for The Rock, and punches people out as he does. He eventually finds The Rock, but in this case, The Rock finds him and hits him from the side with the WWF Championship. The British Bulldog then runs in and brawls with The Rock, and they both take it outside. Triple H gets the WWF Championship back after The Rock drops it, then heads to his locker room. He knocks on the door and asks Chyna to open the door when he finds out is is locked, and instead of Chyna, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes out and stomps a mudhole in Triple H. Triple H retains the WWF Championship.
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