Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James by disqualification after Road Dogg tosses referee Earl Hebner out of the ring. Right after the match begins, Hardcore and Crash Holly show up and guest on commentary. After the match, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn pulls out a table and sends it to Road Dogg, who tries to powerbomb Jericho through it as he sets it up. Hardcore and Crash get in the ring and powerbomb Road Dogg through it instead, then proceed to beat up Billy Gunn. Curtis Hughes helps Chris Jericho to the back.
Lilian Garcia interviews WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. Due to The British Bulldog's recent actions of screwing The Rock out of the WWF Championship again, he makes a WWF Championship match where The British Bulldog will face Triple H for the title. Chyna will not be allowed in Triple H's corner, and Triple H has been fined $25,000 for putting his hands on the referee earlier this week on Raw. He also makes The Rock the special guest referee for the match.
Mankind shows up wearing his "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Last night, he shared one of the greatest celebrations of unity and camaraderie last Monday on Raw, and he was damn proud to be a part of it. The crowd chants "Rock 'n sock." Mankind gives a special thanks to the dozens - and dozens - of his fans for making it all happen, but says there was one man who tried to poop on their party by taking something that did not belong to him: Val Venis. Val Venis shows up, and tells Mankind he has two beautiful women in the back and he is a busy man, and that it is not his birthday. Mankind says he knows what Val Venis has in his pants, and he both wants and needs it. He then says he will turn his back, and tells him to whip it out and give it to him. Val Venis says he does not swing that way. Mankind says that what he is looking for is a few inches long, is white and has a big, beautiful head on it, and tells him to whip it out and place it in his hands, or else he will reach into his pants, whip it out and put it in his mouth. Val Venis says he had no idea Mankind was like that, and says he only putts from one side of the green. Mankind has to show him the GTV footage from Monday which shows Val Venis finding Mr. Rocko and stuffing it in his pants. Val Venis says that was a joke for all the guys in the back, but Mankind says he and The Rock does not appreciate his sense of humor, and says The Rock wants Mr. Rocko back. Venis gets out of the ring as Mankind grabs at his crotch and apologizes, saying he did not know that Mr. Rocko meant that much to him, and says he will head back to the back and find Mr. Rocko. Mankind then says that if Venis does not deliver Mr. Rocko, he will deliver Mr. Socko.
Triple H and Chyna are looking for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon backstage.
Triple H and Chyna confront WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, and says Vince will not beat him. If Vince keeps finding new ways to screw him, he will find new ways to get out of them. He also tells him that "Stone Cold' Steve Austin will not beat him, either.
Lilian Garcia interviews The Rock, who says that if WWF Chairman Vince McMahon wants to give him the consolation prize by making him special guest referee for a WWF Championship match like it's Let's Make A Deal, then he will open door number 2 and shove Vince's roody poo candy ass right through it. In due time, he will become WWF Champion, but until then, he will call the match down the middle. He says that Triple H and The British Bulldog can beat the crap out of each other, and The British Bulldog can also bend down while Triple H sticks his three-inch nose straight up Bulldog's candy ass.
Edge and Christian beat The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in the first march of a best-of-five series known as the "Terri Runnels Invitational," where whoever wins best three out of five will earn $100,000 and the managerial services of Terri Runnels herself. Terri Runnels guests on commentary as referee Jimmy Korderas ejects Gangrel from ringside before the beginning of the match, and explains the Terri Runnels Invitational series.
Heather Kozar, who guest stars on Shasta McNasty tonight after SmackDown goes off the air, is seen in the audience.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who thanks WWF Chairman Vince McMahon for sticking to his word and giving him a WWF Championship match against Triple H. He tells The Rock to stay out of his way.
Mankind tells The Rock about the situation with Val Venis and Mr. Rocko. The Rock offers to high-five Mankind, but when Mankind goes for it, The Rock threatens to slap him.
During the break, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen having a conversation with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon backstage.
Droz and Prince Albert guest on commentary for the next match.
Big Show beats D'Lo Brown by disqualification. During the match, Prince Albert leaves commentary, and waits until Big Show tosses D'Lo Brown out of the ring to go after Big Show. Big Show catches Albert as he comes down from the top rope, but Big Show grabs him by the neck. Albert kicks Big Show in the groin, but Big Show fights back and choke slams him after all. Droz then leaves the commentary table and attacks D'Lo Brown. Suddenly, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry runs in and attacks Droz to save D'Lo, but when D'Lo gets up, he wants nothing to do with Mark Henry. Mark Henry grabs the microphone and tells D'Lo Brown he has something to get off his chest, and admits that he is a sex addict and that he has lost his fiancee, thousands of dollars from flying people to his house, and lost his best friend in D'Lo Brown. He says that even his mom is seeing him admit to this, as well as all the people in his hometown and where he lives. He starts crying, as he thinks everybody is laughing at his pain. He says that he wakes up in the morning and thinks about sex and things that he has never thought about before. He even says that at lunch, he thinks about sex. He says that he gets on base more times than Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa combined. He knows he has a long way to go, and that he needs help. He then leaves the ring. D'Lo Brown retains the WWF European Championship.
In footage from yesterday, Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon look at potential bridal gowns...or rather, Stephanie is looking thorough the catalog while Test is watching a game, and tells Stephanie that he isn't marrying a gown, he's marrying a girl, and that she will look beautiful regardless of what she wears.
Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray is seen wearing The Rock's "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. When the match begins, Stevie Richards tells Mankind about this backstage.
X-Pac and Kane beat The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) in a Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination Match. The Acolytes are disqualified after Faarooq shoves referee Mike Chioda as he has X-Pac in the corner. After the match, The Acoltyes return and whip Kane into the steel steps before hitting X-Pac with a two-man powerbomb. Heather Kozar is seen in the front row again along with Cindy Margolis.
Mankind confronts Buh Buh Ray over wearing the other "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket. Buh Buh Ray tells him that if he wants it so badly, he'll have to come and get it.
Jeff Jarrett shows up with a shopping cart full of household objects such as pans, a mop, a vaccum cleaner and an ironing board (among other things) before telling Chyna she will get her rematch for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, but it will be the "Good Housekeeping" way. He tells Chyna she will understand the role of a woman, because he will beat her with every household appliance known to woman. As a little demonstration, he calls out any women who wants to "get their carpet cleaned" so he can give them "the old oatmeal demonstration." All of a sudden, he notices Cindy Margolis again, and asks if she learned a few weeks ago that a woman's place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He also notices Heather Kozar, and dares them to come to the ring for a 2-on-1 handicap match. All of a sudden, as Cindy and Heather climb over the guardrail, Debra shows up. The Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Jacqueline, Lilian Garcia and Janet - all the women that Jarrett have put in the Figure Four Leg Lock - also show up and surround the ring. As Jarrett fights them off, Chyna gets in the ring and clotheslines Jarrett out of the ring, where all the other women hit Jarrett with brooms, pans and rolling pins before chasing him to the back. Moolah and Mae Young then grab Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Mankind tells The Rock what happened with the Rock 'n Sock Connection jacket. The Rock says it's okay, but Mankind tells him to stay put as he has work to do.
Terry Taylor interviews head of WWF security Jim Dotson, who says he did not deserve any abuse from "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman, as he has protected all the Superstars for years, including Blackman. Suddenly, Blackman crushes Dotson with the chain link fence in the background and stomps him in the back.
Mankind calls out Buh Buh Ray, telling him to either return the jacket or have it taken from him by force, as he will not be responsible for what The Rock does to him if he does not get it back. The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up from the side of the ramp, and as Buh Buh Ray and Mankind wrestle, Val Venis shows up with Mr. Rocko on his right hand. Mankind pulls out Mr. Socko, then D-Von grabs at Mankind's leg. Stevie Richards gets in the ring and hits Buh Buh Ray with a Stevie Kick behind the referee's back as Val Venis guests on commentary for a few seconds and Mankind gets The Rock's jacket back from Buh Buh Ray. Mankind then calls out Val Venis, who gets in the ring and makes it clear that he respects him, as nobody has done more for the business than him. He says that if it were not for him coming 20 feet down from the cell and destroying his body - among other things - his paycheck would not be what it is today. He gives Mr. Rocko back, but tells Mankind to close his eyes. He says he knew Mankind was a little crazy, but now he just wants to feel his nuts.Val Venis then grabs at Mankind's crotch with a testicular claw with Mr. Rocko, and Stevie Richard tries to pull him off. The Dudley Boyz come back, attack Stevie Richards, then attack Mankind before tearing up The Rock's jacket. Val Venis then walks away with Mr. Rocko.
Before the next match, The Rock mentions that The British Bulldog's home country of the United Kingdom has an anthem called "God Save The Queen." The Rock then says that on his show, they have an anthem called "God Save My Roody Poo Candy Ass." When The British Bulldog shows up, he confronts The Rock and pokes him in the chest, which leads to The Rock beating him up and punching him out of the ring.
The British Bulldog vs. Triple H for the WWF Championship ends in a no-contest. During the match, The Rock does not seem to care about either participant in the match - or the match itself, as he guests on commentary briefly - and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen watching the match from the locker room. Eventually, Triple H gets fed up with The Rock when he claps at him during a pinfall, and fights him only to get a Rock Bottom. The British Bulldog then goes for a pinfall as The Rock guests on commentary again, then The Rock counts the pinfall and speaks on a microphone at the same time, saying "One...two...it doesn't matter if The Rock counts to three!" The British Bulldog then grabs the WWF Championship and tries to hi The Rock with it, but The Rock sees it coming, punches him, grabs the WWF Championship and hits both Bulldog and Triple H in the head with it. After stomping Triple H a few times, he hits The Bulldog with The People's Elbow (with an impressive slide right before the elbow) before posing with the WWF Championship on the top rope and running off with it. When Triple H asks for the WWF Championship, timekeeper Mark Yeaton tells him that The Rock ran off with it. Triple H beats the crap out of Mark Yeaton, then heads to the back. Backstage, Triple H looks for The Rock, and punches people out as he does. He eventually finds The Rock, but in this case, The Rock finds him and hits him from the side with the WWF Championship. The British Bulldog then runs in and brawls with The Rock, and they both take it outside. Triple H gets the WWF Championship back after The Rock drops it, then heads to his locker room. He knocks on the door and asks Chyna to open the door when he finds out is is locked, and instead of Chyna, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes out and stomps a mudhole in Triple H. Triple H retains the WWF Championship.
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