Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 8, 2023

The show starts with an intro showing a montage of things that happened at Revolution.

Orange Cassidy retains the AEW All-Atlantic Championship against Jay Lethal after Lethal's left shoulder gives out upon attempting the Lethal Injection and Orange hits the Orange Punch. After the match, Jay Lethal tries to attack Orange Cassidy with Paul Walter Hauser's Golden Globe, but referee Bryce Remsberg stops him. As this goes on, Jeff Jarrett shows up from behind Orange and hits him with The Stroke. Orange then strikes Orange in the left knee with his guitar, then runs away when Trent Beretta and Chuck Taylor show up with a crowbar and a metal pipe, respectively.



We see a Twitter video from Wardlow where all of Wardlow's gear - including the TNT Championship - has been stolen.

Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Powerhouse Hobbs, who says his car would never be broken into in his neck of the woods, then says that he is taking the TNT Championship from him.

"Absolute" Ricky Starks heads to the ring. Starks says that he has been having "a hell of a week" and that week after week, he has taken down The Jericho Appreciation Society from television to pay-per-view, then admits he is not sure what is next for him. He says that the real question is where he is going to go next, then the Bullet Club entrance theme hits. All of a sudden, Starks is attacked from behind by "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson.



Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Wardlow. Wardlow says he has dealt with a great deal of loss lately, but since he is dressed in borrowed clothes for the occasion, he proposes an Anything Goes match. He planned to teach Powerhouse Hobbs a lesson, but now he wants to tear him apart. He says that nobody will be able to take away the fact that he is TNT Champion once again.

Renee Paquette interviews Ruby Soho in the ring. Ruby says it should not come as a surprise to anyone, as everyone has created "this monster." She says her first title match was against Britt Baker, and when Britt won, the fans were thrilled. She then mentions another match against Kris Statlander in the TBS title semi-finals, and when she beat Kris Statlander, the fans booed her out of the building. Ruby then says that when she faced Jamie Hayter, nobody was going to be on her side or appreciate her when she lost, and mentions that Toni Storm was underappreciated as champion and Saraya was turned on by the fans when she came out of retirement. She says that they are here to rebuild the women's division, but one cannot rebuild with a broken foundation and the foundation is undeserving "little shits" and entitled rookies who think they deserve everything. She then demands to fight Skye Blue, and Skye Blue shows up for the next match.



Ruby Soho beats Skye Blue. After the match, Toni Storm and Saraya show up with cans of spray paint. As Ruby Soho is about to spray paint an L on Ruby, Willow Nightingale shows up and tries to reason with Ruby only to be attacked from behind by Toni and Saraya. Willow gets laid out, and both Skye Blue and Willow Nightingale get tagged.

Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews "Hangman" Adam Page. Page says that he has physically been better, but mentally, all is well. He says he let his heart blacken not because he wanted to, but because he had to, and warns anyone who wants to push him that he will take them to Hell and ride back out. Page then apologizes to Renee for what she had to see, but if she wants to blame anybody, he is not to blame. He then says he is finished with Jon Moxley.

In backstage footage from Revolution, MJF says everyone who doubted him should get their brain checked before bragging about clipping Bryan Danielson's wings, being the devil and retaining the AEW World Championship. He says that he is feeling good and that next week, he will be celebrating his birthday in style and have his "re-bar mitzvah." He says nobody will dethrone him, as his reign of terror has just begun.

Tony Schivone interviews FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) in the ring. Wheeler says FTR had a great 2022, but says the last few months have not been very good, as they lost to The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens) and The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) and lost three sets of tag team titles in less than a month before losing Jay Briscoe. He says they needed to step away and take a breather, but they cannot stand by as The Gunns call themselves the best tag team in wrestling, as they are "spoiled, entitled, disrespectful little assholes." He says that "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn gave them every advantage while his own father taught him how to fight and how to be respectful, and now he plans to teach that to The Gunns. Dax Harwood says that in a time when he felt he was incapable of being loved, professional wrestling never left him, and this is why he loves the fans. He talks about how he closed the book on the greatest trilogy of matches in their career, then says The Gunns ruined the moment and that it is time for retribution and to hit them where it hurts by become AEW World Tag Team Champions. Dax says they have to do it for themselves, The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) and the fans.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Jade Cargill and Leila Grey. Jade and Leila agree they have no challenge, and since they are going to Canada next week, she wants the best Canada has to offer to set up and get stepped on.

The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Daniel Garcia) beat Top Flight (Darius and Dante Martin) and AR Fox after Jericho grabs referee Aubrey Edwards . Before the match, "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker says that tonight's victory is the greatest in trios history, and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard announces that that tonight is the one-year anniversary of the Jericho Appreciation Society. Garcia says it is only fair that they become #1 contenders for the AEW trios titles, and Guevara says that the Society is "the sexiest group alive." Hager says he likes his sexy hat. Jericho declares the Society the #1 contenders for the trios titles, then calls out The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews). The lights go out, but The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) shows up instead. Omega says The Elite have stayed out of Jericho's business and that Jericho has not gotten in theirs for the last three years, then Don Callis shows up, takes the microphone and states that The Elite defined the trios titles and should be #1 contenders. Callis then mentions his friendship of 33 years with Jericho and admits that while Jericho is one of the best of all time, but he is only "the second-best wrestler from Winnipeg." He then says that if he had a couple of months to train, Jericho would be number three. Jericho tells The Elite and Don Callis to get in the ring, then the lights go out again and The House of Black shows up on the video screen. Malakai Black then says both trios are worthy of being humiliated, then the lights come back on, The House of Black are suddenly on the ramp, and Malakai Black dares both teams to come take the trios titles before the lights go back out and The House disappears.



We hear from Tony Khan, who states that Orange Cassidy is issuing an open challenge for the AEW All-Atlantic Championship against Jeff Jarrett next week. He also says next week's match will be the belt's fifth defense on international soil. He also announces that the belt will be "levelling up," and that from here on out, the All Elite Wrestling All-Atlantic Championship will be known as the All Elite Wrestling International Championship.

In backstage footage from Revolution, Bryan Danielson says he wanted to teach his children that if you want something, you have to fight for it. He then says that after he could no longer feel his arms and he could not fight amore, he realized MJF was right, and that he was putting himself before his family. He says tapping out embarrassed him more than anything else, and that it is time to go home.

The Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli) beat The Dark Order (John Silver and Alex Reynolds) with a submission from Moxley to Renyolds. After the match, Moxley puts Reynolds in another submission hold, and Castagnoli holds back the ref until John Silver tries to make the save, which causes Castagnoli to hit Silver with a gut wrench suplex. Moxley then puts Reynolds in the Bulldog Choke, then Evil Uno runs in and fights Moxley only for Wheeler Yuta to hit him with a chop block. As The Blackpool Combat Club gang up on Evil Uno, "Hangman" Adam Page shows up, confronts Moxley and checks on Reynolds, then Claudio gets in Page's face only to get punched. The Blackpool Combat Club then attack Page, and referees have to break up the brawl.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews The Acclaimed ("Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn, "Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens). Bowens says things did not work out, but they are back on the road to the tag team championships. As Caster speaks, Angelo Parker and Matt Menard show up and want The Acclaimed to join them, but The Acclaimed laugh and leave.

Powerhouse Hobbs beats Wardlow in an Anything Goes Falls Count Anywhere match to become the TNT Champion thanks to QT Marshall, who hits Wardlow with a chair to stop the powerbomb symphony on the stage. Wardlow grabs Marshall, who then kicks him in the groin before helping Hobbs up. Hobbs then powerbombs Wardlow off the stage with help from Marshall, and Wardlow cannot get up before the count of ten. Marshall - who is wearing a black polo shirt with the QTV logo on it - celebrates with Hobbs after the match.



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