Sunday, March 5, 2023

Revolution 2023 - The LIVE Results



"Smart" Mark Sterling introduces The Premiere Athletes ("The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese and "The Technical Beast" Josh Woods) and Ari Daivari before the next match.

Mark Briscoe and The Lucha Brothers (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) beat The Varsity Athletes ("The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese and "The Technical Beast" Josh Woods) and Ari Daivari in the Zero Hour match. After the match, Alex Abrahantes throws "Smart" Mark Sterling in the ring, where Penta el Zero Miedo gives Sterling a Fear Factor.

Double or Nothing is on May 28th!

"Absolute" Ricky Starks beats Chris Jericho. Despite The Jericho Appreciation Society being banned from ringside, Sammy Guevara shows up only to be jumped from out of nowhere by Action Andretti. As refere Aubrey Edwards is pre-occupied with this, Jericho hits Starks with a baseball bat. Jericho then goes for the Judas Effect, but Starks blocks it, fights off Jericho and his the Ro-Sham-Bo for the win.

"Jungle Boy" Jack Perry beats Christian Cage in The Final Burial with a Con-Chair-To before placing Christian in the casket and slamming the lid shut.

Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match.

The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews) beat The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) to become the AEW World Trios Champions!

Jamie Hayter retains the AEW Women's World Championship against Ruby Soho and Saraya in a three-way match. After the match, Toni Storm attacks Jamie Hayter. Britt Baker fights Saraya and Toni, but the numbers game takes over. Ruby Soho then gets up and throws Saraya out of the ring, followed by Toni Storm. Hayter raises Ruby's hand, but Ruby hits her with No Future and Britt with Destination Unknown. After Toni shoves a cameraman and breaks his camera, Ruby Soho then takes the spray can from Saraya and tags Britt and Hayter.

"Hangman" Adam Page beats Jon Moxley in a Texas Death Match after hanging Moxley over the ropes with a chain, causing Moxley to tap out.

Wardlow beats Samoa Joe with the rear naked choke in response to Joe mocking the Powerbomb Symphony to win the TNT Championship for the second time. After the match, Wardlow has a staredown with Powerhouse Hobbs, who has watched the match from the skybox.

The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) retain the AEW World Tag Team Championships against Best Friends (Orange Cassidy and Danhausen), The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens), and the team of Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal in a four-way tag team match. After the match, Renee Paquette interviews The Gunns in the ring. Austin asks "Who's an Ass Boy now?" before Colten demands respect after who they have beaten for the titles, as they are the best tag team in the world. Suddenly, FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) shows up. FTR gets in the ring and brawls with The Gunns, and Colten gets hit with the spike piledriver. Dax gets busted open near his right eye, but that does not stop him and Cash from hitting Austin with the Big Rig.

MJF is played to the ring by an orchestra before the next match.

MJF retains the AEW World Championship against "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson in a 60-minute Iron Man match four falls to three (4-3) in sudden death. Bryan Danielson scores the first fall after hitting the Busaiku Knee with around 35 minutes left to go. He scores his second fall by disqualification after MJF hits him with a low blow with around 34 minutes left, but MJF ties it up by pinning Danielson with an inside cradle followed by a traditional pin, scoring his first two falls. MJF scores his third fall by putting Danielson through the remainder of the timekeeper's table with a Tombstone Piledriver before squeezing the blood out of the cut in Danielson's forehead, getting him back in the ring and hitting him with the Heatseeker with around 19:30 (nineteen minutes, thirty seconds) left to go. Danielson scores his third fall with a LeBell Lock on a badly bleeding MJF at around 10:30 (ten minutes, thirty seconds) left to go). After the match ends in a draw, medical staff tends to both MJF and Danielson, and the fans chant "Bullshit." MJF has to be administered oxygen. Tony Schiavone gets a message from backstage and heads to the ring, and communicates it to ring announcer Justin Roberts and referee Bryce Remsberg. MJF gets his fourth and winning fall after hitting Danielson with the oxygen tank used by medical staff to administer MJF oxygen after the initial 60 minutes ran out. Afterwards, MJF pours salt into the wound by putting Danielson in the Lebell Lock. Danielson seems to be in the midst of a comeback when he suddenly fades and taps out.

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