Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 15, 2023

MJF heads to the ring with a group of for women for his "re-bar mitzvah" to start tonight's show. After stating that Shawn Michaels was better than Bret Hart, MJF says that after making Bryan Danielson tap out to become the undisputed best in the world and stay AEW World Champion, he is no longer merely a man, but "Iron Man." Music plays, then he and other people who are also wearing yamakah dance and clap around a chair before MJF sits in the chair and everyone lifts the chair up and down. Suddenly, "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry shows up. Jack Perry can only utter the word "So" before Sammy Guevara shows up. Guevara can only say "Max...Oh, Max..." before Darby Allin shows up. At this rate, MJF demands that Darby Allin's music be cut, but that does not stop the chants for Darby, and MJF says that Jungle Boy, Guevara and Darby have all ruined his re-bar mitzvah and asks they want. They all say at once that they want a title shot. Jungle Boy mentions his match with MJF at All Out 2020 where MJF beat him after cheating, then says their roads shifted with MJF being handed everything while he spent the rest of his time in Daly's Place on Dark. He also says that MJF has never been on Rampage or the YouTube shows and is allowed to walk around on Dynamite to do whatever he wants while others get lucky to have sixty seconds while MJF does "the same hokey bullshit" for twenty minutes every week. Jungle Boy says the show revolves around him and that it will change when he beats him for the AEW World Championship. MJF says it revolves around him because he is actually a star, but Guevara tells him to shut up. Guevara says that MJF lied and cheated to get to AEW while he had to grind in the independents and work day jobs for ten years, and even then he was told to be the job guy for The Inner Circle only to be a champion three times over. Guevara says he had only himself, not a machine, to get him here and to get him there, and whether anyone likes it or not, he will become a world champion because he is the best ever and MJF knows it. MJF says he appreciates Guevara taking time out of getting into backstage brawls with everyone in the back, then Darby interrupts MJF talks about how he dropped out of film school and got the balls to become a professional wrestler. He says he would not change a single thing about a film that he made and that he would not change a thing about himself whether he succeeded or filmed, and says that there will never be a bidding war for him because AEW allows him to be him. Darby then says the biggest problem he has with the company is grown wrestlers complaining on Twitter about not getting what they want, including MJF, and says that AEW means more to him than it ever meant to MJF. Darby then jokingly says he will complain on Twitter if he does not get a world title shot, then says he will beat MJF with his skateboard before putting him in a headlock takeover. After MJF takes his hat off and screams at everyone, Darby tells him he looks "like shit" and MJF puts it back on. MJF and Guevara mock each other for their love lives, then MJF says he does not have anyone with him in his corner because he is not "daddy day care" , then says that while they are all pillars of AEW, he is the only one who can keep the place up. He then says he beat all three of them and that none of them are even worthy of sniffing "the Triple B," then tells them to leave his party because none of them were invited so he can eat his cake. He then gets in everyone else's face and tells them to go away, then smacks Jungle Boy in the face. This leads to a brawl between everyone where MJF gets thrown over the top rope and onto the nearby table where two cakes are placed, and MJF goes through the cakes.

It is announced that an honourary "Chris Jericho Way" has been dedicated to Chris Jericho in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

The Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta) beat "Hangman" Adam Page and The Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) with a rear naked choke from Moxley to Stu Grayson. After the match, Moxley changes his hold into a bulldog choke, and Evil Uno tries to help Stu Grayson only for The Blackpool Combat Club to gang up on him. The Blackpool Combat Club retreats when John Silver and Alex Reynolds run into the ring.

We hear from "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson, who asks people what they are going to do about him knocking people out and says nobody will do anything about it.

Jade Cargil quickly retains the TBS Championship against Nicole Matthews and goes 54-0. After the match, Renee Paquette interviews Jade Cargill. Jade gets in Renee's face, asks her if she is from Canada, kisses her on the forehead in the corner, and takes the microphone before asking if this is all that Canada has to offer. All of a sudden, Taya Valkyrie shows up and has a staredown with Jade Cargill. Jade leaves the ring, but when Leila Grey goes for a cheap shot, Taya hits her with Road to Valhalla (which is Jaded with a different name) as "Smart" Mark Sterling is seen near Jade.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews "Absolute" Ricky Starks. He says it is easy to attack a man from behind and has heard him say he is jealous, then says that "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson has done nothing here and that Bullet Club is no longer relevant. He then tells Juice Robinson to stand on his own two feet before bringing the fight if he has a problem with him.

It's time for the debut version of QTV, which is a parody of TMZ. Powerhouse Hobbs, Aaron Solo and the QTV staff make fun of Wardlow's car break-in, and it is revealed that Aaron Solo broke into Wardlow's car and stole the TNT Championship. The staff then proceed to make fun of Wardlow, saying he would make "a great Spike TV Champion," then QT Marshall reveals that they also stole Wardlow's passport as he says that there is nothing next for Wardlow. Hobbs then looks into the camera and says "Welcome to Will's World, bitch!"

Orange Cassidy retains the AEW International Championship against Jeff Jarrett that sees Satnam Singh and Sonjay Dutt get ejected by referee Aubrey Edwards when Satnam Sign tries to use the guitar as a weapon against Orange Cassidy as referee Bryce Remsburg is down, Jay Lethal reveal he is not injured as he attacks Orange Cassidy with the Golden Golbe award, and Orange Cassidy escaping The Stroke to hit the Orange Punch for the win.

We see a video package for The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Daniel Garcia) vs. The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) vs. The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews) for the AEW World Trios Championships later tonight.

We see a new music video from The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens).

Saraya, Toni Storm and Ruby Soho - now officially known as "The Outcasts" - head to the ring. Ruby Soho says that the grass was greener on the other side in AEW until "a couple of bitches" came along and "pissed all over that grass," and Saraya says that they show those who aren't housebroken that AEW is their house. She also says that the fans should be happy they are here and that she is a miracle, then Toni Storm says that when she became an interim champion, she wore the title with a smile on her face, but the fans loved it when the real champ cheated to beat her. Toni then says the fans do not know what they want, so The Outcasts will give them what they need, then says that The Outcasts are not going anywhere as they go from one undeserving rookie after another. As she namedrops people, Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter brawl with The Outcasts. Britt and Hayter come out on top at first, but the numbers game catches up them until Riho, Skye Blue and Willow Nightingale run in and force The Outcasts to retreat. (During this promo, Saraya also calls the fans "neckbeard stinky twats" and flips them off; this leads to her getting fined by AEW.)

We here from Angelo Parker and Matt Menard. They both say they appreciate The Acclaimed's new music video, then say this is where the congratulations end. Angelo Parker says The Acclaimed need a reminder of why they should put some respect on The Jericho Appreciation Society's name, and Matt Menard tells them to tune in to Rampage to see why they are the revolutionary force of sports entertainers.

We hear from Rey Fenix and Alex Abrahantes. Fenix says he has worked hard to get to where he is today, and Abrahantes says that on Rampage, Fenix will add to his AEW accomplishments by becoming the TNT Champion.

Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match, and Chris Jericho's father, former New York Rangers hockey player Ted Irvine, is seen in the audience.

The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews) retain the AEW World Trios Championships against The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Daniel Garcia) and The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson). During the match, "Hangman" Adam Page and The Dark Order (John Silver and Alex Reynolds) are seen brawling with The Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta) backstage. After the match, Jake Hager shows up and fights Brody King, but he is surrounded by The House of Black. Meanwhile the brawl between The Blackpool Combat Club and the team of "Hangman" Adam Page and The Dark Order spills out to the ring. Adam Page is soon confronted by The Blackpool Combat Club, but The Elite stand behind him, and The Blackpool Combat stand down. It is only after this that Adam Page notices that The Elite are behind him.