Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 30, 2022

CM Punk beats "Platinum" Max Caster with the piledriver into the Anaconda Vice. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews Punk, who makes it very clear that he wants championship gold, yet he does not know who will be World Champion in a week's time. He says that he has gray in his beard and scars on his head and that there will be a lot more before his time in AEW is over, and that he will become World Champion before his time in AEW is up.

Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) and MJF. Suddenly, "Smart" Mark Sterling shows up to post pictures of Wardlow as part of an AEW security alert in which Wardlow is banned from the premises. MJF says that The Pinnacle is about to get some wins, starting with FTR tonight and Shawn Spears against Shawn Dean on Rampage. When Harwood says that he does not want to get caught between MJF and Wardlow due to being friends with Wardlow, MJF says he would not do that, but tells Harwood that even though they were friends, Wardlow used to talk shit about FTR all the time.

Jon Moxley beats Jay Lethal after Lethal argues with referee Paul Turner over a near-fall. After the match, both men shake hands when Moxley extends his hand after rejecting a handshake from Lethal at the beginning.

We see a video package for Marina Shafir.

MJF guests on commentary for the next match.

FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) beat The Gunn Club (Austin and Colten Gunn). During the match, Wardlow shows up and fights security all the way to the stands only to be held back by a multitude of security guards and pushed to the back. After that, the distraction is over, and FTR is able to stop Billy Gunn from interfering and hit Austin with the Big Rig to get the win. After the match, MJF gets in the ring, where he is angrily confronted by Harwood, who wants no part of what is going on between MJF and Wardlow. MJF raises FTR's hands in victory.

We see a video package for Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Keith Lee on this week's Rampage.

Backstage, we hear form the Jericho Appreciation Society. Chris Jericho says they have been a revolutionary force in sports entertainment for the last three weeks and that it is the truth that he is a sports entertainer. He says there is no room for anyone else in the group and it is just them. Daniel Garcia says that they have "future endeavored" everyone in front of them. "Cool Hand Ang" Angelo Parker and "Magic Daddy" Matt Menard then look around for Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston and find nobody. Jake Hager says Santana, Ortiz and Kingston are gone and are never coming back and looks through the curtains only to find all three of the. This starts a brawl that makes it way to the stands. Eddie Kingston gets Chris Jericho in the ring as the rest of the brawl takes place near the stands, then hits him with a spinning backfist before grabbing Daniel Garcia so Santana can boot Garcia in the face. Matt Menard is sent into the ring steps, and as Eddie beats up Daniel Garcia, Santana and Ortiz are about to hit Jericho with the Street Sweeper when Parker and Hager make he save. Hager then plants Eddie and proceeds to pound on him as the numbers game catches up, giving the Jericho Appreciation Society the upper hand. Eddie is caught in a Garcia Sharpshooter while Jericho strikes the opposition with Floyd the baseball bat. Jericho then takes off his belt and whips Eddie in the back with it before hitting him with the Judas Effect.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Jade Cargill and "Smart" Mark Sterling. Sterling says that for Jade Cargill's 30th opponent, he has picked "The Librarian" Leva Bates. Bates shows up with a book, but Jade says she is a joke and tells her to leave. Sterling then mentions their other option: Marina Shafir. Despite Sterling's less than optimistic tone of voice, Cargill is more willing to entertain a match with her.

Bryan Danielson beats Wheeler Yuta in a tense technical match with a Gotch-style piledriver into the Lebell Lock after Yuta spits in Danielson's face before Danielson kicks his head in.

We see a video package for Darby Allin vs. Andrade el Idolo, which takes place later tonight.

Adam Cole and reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) show up with the AEW World and World Tag Team Championships, which have athletic tape taped to them with their names written on the tape in black marker. In one corner of the ring, there is a brown cardboard box with the words "Party Supplies" written on it. O'Reilly opens the box to release five gold balloons, then Adam Cole welcomes everyone to their championship celebration. Adam Cole says that "Hangman" Adam Page, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus are not here tonight because they are ashamed and embarrassed that they took their championships from them, then says that one cannot steal something that belongs to them. Cole says this celebration is not just for them, but for the fans and for AEW, which he says needs a new era and a new crew to run the show in them. O'Reilly says the haters do not have enough wins or are not ranked enough to win the tag team titles, and Bobby Fish says their reputation precedes them and that they and Adam Cole are "the three baddest dudes the company has to offer, bar no one." Cole says the celebration will go all week long because they have more champagne, then Adam Page shows up in a white Tesla with giant steer horns on the hood. Page gets in the ring and fights Adam Cole and reDRagon, and reDRagon have to save Cole from a Buckshot Lariat. As Cole and reDRagon retreat, Jungle Boy, Christian Cage and Luchasaurus attack them from behind, and they sends Cole back into the ring for a Buckshot Lariat. Cole ducks it, but gets dropped onto reDRagon before Cole, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus take their titles back.

Tony Schiavone interviews Thunder Rosa on the stage. Thunder Rosa says that while it was a shame her celebration was cut short, she is still women's world champion and the first Mexican-born woman to do it. She says she clawed her way to the top, but she wants to be the face of all women's wrestling, not just AEW. She then says that whenever she makes it to the top, there are always bullies to bring her down. She says that while pillars come down, foundations remain standing, and says that if anyone wants to challenge her, she is willing to take on all challengers. She says it does not matter who she has to face - including "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose, whom she gives a chance to use her "grown words" unless she needs Vickie Guerrero to dumb it down for her - as long as she faces the best in the world.

We hear from FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler). Cash Wheeler says they take wrestling seriously because it is all they wanted to do and they are doing it and making history together. He says that they will become the first-ever AEW World Tag Team Champions on Rampage, and Harwood says that he has worked hard to be second-best and that he will issue the challenge to The Young Bucks to a rematch. He wants to see who is the best tag team between FTR and The Young Bucks.

The Bunny's mystery opponent is none other than Toni Storm.

Toni Storm beats The Bunny to qualify for the Owen Hart Foundation Women's Tournament.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero. Vickie says that Thunder Rosa insulted their intelligence and that she fears them. Nyla says Thunder Rosa is not the foundation on her watch and that she refuses to be a footnote. Nyla Rose says that she has no problem cementing her legacy by beating her.

Andrade el Idolo beats Darby Allin after Sting stops Jose the Assistant from getting involved only to be attacked by The Butcher and The Blade. Darby Allin takes out The Butcher and The Blade, but Andrade hits him with a hammerlock DDT for the win. After the match, Sting is attacked, and Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) join in. Suddenly, The Hardys show up and clear the ring to make the save for Sting and Allin. Marq Quen receives a Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy followed by the Swanton Bomb from Jeff Hardy to end the show.