Sunday, March 6, 2022

Revolution 2022 - The LIVE Results



"Legit" Leyla Hirsch beats Kris Statlander on the Buy-In after throwing her wristbands off to distract the referee so she can hit Kris Statlander with a turnbuckle. After the match, Red Velvet shows up and checks on Kris Statlander before helping her to the back.

Tony Schiavone introduces Kenny Omega - who has not been seen in some time - but Don Calls shows up instead. Callis asks "What? You were expecting somebody else?" before saying that the fans do not get Omega tonight and that they will have to listen to him. He says that he and Omega gave the fans the greatest world championship reign in history while Omega had catastrophic injuries, and blames the fans "sucking the blood out of Kenny Omega" for it. He says that he considering bringing Omega to tonight's show, but decided against it because of the potential violence of some of the matches. He then says The Young Bucks will win the AEW World Tag Team Championships tonight. He gives credit to Adam Cole for creating "a group within a group" and says that Omega would win the world title if he were here tonight, then says he is confident Cole will win the title and be "a fantastic transitional champion" until Omega takes his place. Callis says there is only one diamond in the business, and that his name is Kenny Omega.

Before the next match, QT Marshall says that if there is one thing he has learned over his career, it is that when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. He says that as much as he does not want to do this, as Hook is one of his prized students, he will show Hook what being cold-hearted is really about.

Hook beats QT Marshall with Redrum on the Buy-In.

The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews) beat Death Triangle (Penta Oscura and PAC) and Erick Redbeard in a six-man tag match on the Buy-In after Malakai Black spits black mist into Redbeard's eye.

Eddie Kingston beats Chris Jericho by submission after wrenching on Jericho's neck after two spinning back fists. After the match, Eddie Kingston tells Chris Jericho that he respects him, then tells him to shake his hand. Jericho cannot bring himself to do it and leaves.

Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus retain the AEW World Tag Team Championships against The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly).

Double or Nothing is live on May 29th!

Wardlow beats Keith Lee, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Christian Cage, Powerhouse Hobbs and Orange Cassidy in the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match to earn a shot at the TNT Championship.

Tony Schiavone introduces Shane "Swerve" Strickland - formerly Isaiah "Swerve" Scott in WWE - and hands him a contract, which Swerve signs. Swerve is now part of All Elite Wrestling. Swerve says he is back and that he could go on and on about the dream matches and championships he will have, then asks the fans: "Whose house?"

Christone "Kingfish" Ingram - the guitarist on Jade Cargill's entrance theme - plays Jade Cargill - who is dressed like Jade from the Mortal Kombat series - to the ring before the next match.

Jade Cargill retains the TBS Championship against Tay Conti.

Before the next match, MJF trolls everyone with CM Punk's entrance on the way to the ring. When CM Punk shows up, he comes out to "Miseria Cantare," his entrance theme from Ring of Honor.

CM Punk beats MJF in a dog collar match after Wardlow shows up at MJF's behest only to not have the Dynamite Diamond Ring. When CM Punk sends MJF into a pile of thumbtacks, Wardlow hands the ring to CM Punk, who hits MJF with the ring to win.

Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. retains the AEW Women's World Championship - now with a new belt design - against Thunder Rosa after constant interference from Jamie Hayter and Rebel.

Jon Moxley beats Bryan Danielson with a jackknife pin. After the match, Danielson and Moxley brawl, and referees and security have to break up the brawl. When this fails, William Regal suddenly shows up to talk sense into both men. When Moxley gets fresh with Regal, Regal slaps him in the face. He then slaps a smiling Danielson in the face, then tells both men to shake hands. Both men shake hands.

Tony Schiavone runs down the card for next week's Dynamite.

Before the next match, Darby Allin's entrance video consists of a mock funeral for Matt Hardy, Andrade el Idolo and Isiah Kassidy which is crashed by Darby Allin crashing his car into a tour bus and Coffin Dropping the priest and Sting taking a flamethrower to a coffin.

Sting, Darby Allin and Sammy Guevara beat The Andrade-Hardy Family Office (Andrade el Idolo, Matt Hardy, Isiah Kassidy) in a Trios Tornado Tag Team Match.

In a match that sees reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) constantly get involved and The Dark Order chasing them to the back, "Hangman" Adam Page retains the AEW World Championship against Adam Cole after tying Cole to the top rope with his belt, hitting multiple lariats and connecting with a second Buckshot Lariat. After the match, Page shakes the hand of a downed Adam Cole.

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