Thursday, March 17, 2022

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 17, 2022



"Machine Gun" Karl Anderson beats Deaner in the BTI match. After the match, Anderson asks Violent By Design if they have any idea what they started before stating he and "The Big LG" Doc Gallows want the tag team titles back, and Gallows demands a rematch for the Impact World Tag Team Championships.

In memory of Scott Hall, 1958 - 2022.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) beat Bullet Club ("Switchblade" Jay White and Chris Bey) by a fraction of a second when Jay White fails to save the match in time.



Anthony Carrelli guests on commentary for the next match.

Steve Maclin beats Rhino.



Backstage, Kaleb with a K is met by The IInspiration (Jessie McKay and Cassie Lee), who hand him a bottle of water as they tell him that they know he was trying to help them by sliding a Knockouts Tag Team Championship belt into the ring and to get it right next time.

Backstage, Heath meets with Rhino after his match, and both men agree that they work better as a team than individually and that they should get back together and go for the Impact World Tag Team Championships again to fulfill their promise to each other.

Brian Myers guests on alternative commentary for the next match.

Bhupinder Gujjar beats Larry D. During the match, Raj Singh shows up to watch from ringside. After the match, W. Morrissey shows up and chases Brian Myers away, then Raj Singh raises Gujjar's hand. Gujjar walks away, and when Raj Singh tries to stop him, Gujjar shoves him in the direction of W. Morrissey, who powerbombs him through a table with the BQE.





Backstage, "Speedball" Mike Bailey is met by Ace Austin and Madman Fulton. Fulton tells Bailey that when he qualifies for the X Division Championship Ladder Match at Rebellion, he will have his back. Bailey says he has his and that one of them will win the X Division Championship.

We hear from Honor No More. Vincent welcomes "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander back, and Kenny King tells Alexander to sleep with one eye open. Matt Taven says Alexander did what he was told while Honor No More did what they wanted. Alisha Edwards shows up and tells Honor No More that if they think they will beat Josh Alexander, they have another thing coming. Eddie tells the rest of the group that he will handle this. Honor No More leaves, and Alisha tells Eddie Edwards that he is heading down the wrong path after saying she has chosen Impact over Honor No More. Eddie tells Alisha that Impact is heading down the wrong path, not him.

"The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo retains the ROH Women's World Championship against Lady Frost and "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw in a Triple Threat Match.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Josh Alexander. Alexander says he has sat home for weeks and that it is time to get back in the ring and do what he does best, and if Honor No More has a problem, he will take care of it by beating Matt Taven. From there, he will go on to win the Impact World Championship at Rebellion after Moose signs his half of the match contract before the end of the night, and that Moose knows that his time as World Champion is up.

Backstage, Scott D'Amore gives The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) their tag team title rematch against Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner) next week, then mentions that the rest of the tag team division will be at ringside, making it a lumberjack match. He then says that the winner of the tag team title rematch will defend the titles in an eight-team gauntlet at Rebellion.

JONAH beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice.

One clothesline to the back of the head and one Tsunami later, JONAH wins! After the match, two ambulance drivers bring PCO out on a stretcher, and PCO gets up and gets in the ring. PCO then rips his neck brace off and brawls with JONAH. Security guards and official flood the ring to separate both men, but PCO gets to the top rope and decimates them all while JONAH barely escapes.

We see footage of Tasha Steelz attacking Mickie James as she performs on stage.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Mickie James and Chelsea Green. Mickie says Tasha Steelz has crossed the line and deserves an ass-whupping, and Chelsea asks Mickie James to take her up on her offer to let her have her back. Mickie tells Chelsea that her arm is injured and that she could not take it if her arm was injured further because of her, then tells her that they will have their title match and she will win the Knockouts Championship back. Mickie James will face Tasha Steelz in a street fight for the title next week.

Masha Slamovich beats Arie Alexander.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who says that he has a lot of things going for him and yet there is a hole in his game. He then says he sucks as a wrestler, then realizes he should go to a wrestling school.

We hear from Johnny Swinger, who advertises "Swinger's Dungeon," a wrestling school. We see a list of guest trainers that is too good to be true, and Lance Storm shows up in the comedic commercial to state that he does not endorse the school.

Marie Kanellis-Bennett guests on commentary for the next match.

"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander beats Matt Taven.



Moose shows up to "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander's house and hands the contract for the World Championship match at Rebellion to his wife to end the show.

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