Jeremy Borash is seen behind Josh Mathews, messing with Josh again.
We see footage from earlier today where Ethan Carter III says it is a shame that "The Cowboy" James Storm is not here yet, but he promises we will see him.
KM's next victim of being a jerk towards minimum wage workers is a pizza delivery worker.
Ethan Carter III shows up dressed like a cowboy to mock "The Cowboy" James Storm while also looking like a real cowboy, complete with bullrope (and cowbell), holsters and leather pants. He says there is a new sheriff in town, and that this town isn't big enough for the two of them. He then sings a song where he brags about wrecking James Storm's World title shot until Storm shows up. Storm doesn't show up on the stage, however, as he is behind EC3. Storm and EC3 brawl in the ring, then EC3 uses one of his boots as a weapon and cuffs Storm to one of the ropes before removing his belt and giving him a country whipping until referees and security try to stop him. EC3 nearly trips over a ring crew member holding the camera cable, and whips him before whipping Storm again.
Jeremy Borash continues to frustrate Josh Mathews.
Laredo Kid and Garza Jr. beat Hakim Zane and Idris Abraham.
Laredo Kid and Garza Jr. are here to represent lucha libre, their families and country, and nothing can stop them.
"The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero says the wrestlers of Impact are second to none, and that there is something for everybody in Impact Wrestling. He says the talent gives 110% every night.
Laurel Van Ness quickly beats Ava Storie, then continues to go to town on her after the match. Referee Earl Hebner pulls Laurel off Storie, which leads Kongo Kong to chase him out of the ring.
We see Rockstar Spud have a miserable time in his hotel room thanks to Swoggle's hammer attack.
LAX (Konnan, Homicide, Santana, Ortiz, Diamante) low-ride their way to the funeral of Decay (Rosemary, Abyss, Crazzy Steve).
LAX (Konnan, Homicide, Santana, Ortiz, Diamante) head to the ring to pay respects for Decay (Rosemary, Abyss, Crazzy Steve). Rosemary is seen in the rafters as Konnan decides to show disrespect. The rest of LAX dump ashes on the ring from the urns in their hands, and Konnan brags about how badly Decay got beaten before saying their are gunning for the Global Force Wrestling Tag Team Championships. As he complains about how Impact has treated him, a man in the crowd waves an American flag. Konnan threatens to beat the man's ass for waving the flag, and is about to do it when The Veterans of War (Wilcox and Mayweather) show up and fight off LAX.
Moose retains the Impact Grand Championship against Marshe Rockett by pinfall with 2:25 left in Round 2. Tyrus shows up after the match, but it is a front for Eli Drake to attack Moose from behind. Chris Adonis shows up and puts Moose in the Adonis Lock, then Eli Drake and Chris Adonis nod at each other approvingly after Drake hits Moose with a steel chair.
Josh Mathews is annoyed by Jeremy Borash again, as Borash touches his chair at the commentary table.
McKenzie Mitchell gets a word from "Dirty" Dutch Mantell, who announces that Ultimate X returns with Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett and X Division Champion Trevor Lee next week.
Alisha Edwards beats Angelina Love by disqualification after Angelina is caught hitting a distracted Alisha with a chain around her hand. After the match, Angelina slaps Eddie Edwards, and Davey Richards smashes a crutch into the recently worked-on knee of Eddie.
Lashley says he will be paying attention to Alberto El Patron vs. Magnus like he has paid attention to everyone else, and that he will soon take the Global Force Wrestling Global Championship.
Alberto El Patron beats Magnus with the Cross Arm Breaker to win the Global Force Wrestling Global Championship!
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