Thursday, April 27, 2017

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for April 27, 2017

Josh Mathews shows up. He says Impact Wrestling will not tolerating bullying, and announces he has spent the entire week in Nashville, Tennessee in meetings to make sure he has the breaking news tonight. As of tonight, Borash is removed and suspended from the commentary team, and is forced to leave. Pope whispers something into Borash's ear as Borash is walked out through the crowd. Mathews takes his place on commentary.



"Reborn" Matt Sydal beats Trevor Lee after knocking Gregory Shane Helms off the apron just after he tricks Trevor Lee into almost inadvertently doing it for him.





Sienna runs into Karen Jarrett backstage, saying she hasn't seen the GFW Women's Champion yet. Jarrett says her match is up next, and that Sienna has a match against her next week.

Ethan Carter III shows up. He has a message for the new regime in Impact Wrestling: he has carried the company on his back for three years, and demands respect. He says he took Bruce Prichard's advice, looked in the mirror, and saw a demigod who ran roughshod in the company and was undefeated for the better part of two years. He tells everyone in the locker room that he will destroy them and send them to the glory hole from which they came. As for the fans, anyone who said they liked him better as a heel can kiss his "privileged, perfectly round, ass." He tells Lashley that he will take the Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship from him, and then tells "The Cowboy" James Storm that he is "an overrated piece of crap" who harkens back to a past that he destroyed. Storm shows up, and EC3 rolls out of the ring. Storm says he doesn't blame him at all for what he did last week, as EC3 is just jealous. Storm admits he was out of the World title picture for a long time, simply because he wanted upstart punks to make a name for themselves at Impact and says he can beat EC3's ass anytime he wants. He also says cowboys don't dance, they just boogie. He says he's not drunk right now, and EC3's not pretty. Storm considers him "fugly," and says that if he wants to dance, to get in the ring, because his family won't protect him anymore. EC3 says this isn't happening, and as EC3 leaves, Storm says "How about instead of calling it 'EC3,' we call it 'E-C-Bitch.'" This starts a brawl which ends with a One Percenter to Storm after EC3 uses a producer as a human shield. After the brawl, EC3 says "Sorry, Cowboy...but I'm a Carter. And this company...needs me."





In footage from earlier today, KM treats a waiter like garbage.



We get a look at Christina Von Eerie.

Christina Von Eerie retains the GFW Women's Championship against Ava Storie. After the match, Swoggle is seen in the crowd, messing with Rockstar Spud's hair.



We hear from Low Ki, who talks about his past in the X Division before saying it is time to take the division to a new era.

We see a video package covering the recent history between Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards.

McKenzie Mitchell interviews Alberto El Patron, then Magnus shows up and stakes his claim to the Impact Wrestling World title. Karen Jarrett stops the arguing, and announces that in two weeks, Magnus and Alberto El Patron will wrestle for the GFW World Heavyweight Championship.



We see a video package for Moose.

Before the next match, Moose shows up with NFL players DeAngelo Williams and Gary Barnidge.



Davey Richards vs. Moose for the Impact Grand Championship comes to an end after Eddie Edwards rushes into the ring and attacks Davey Richards. Security stops Eddie Edwards, then Davey Richards is confronted by DeAngelo Williams and Gary Barnidge in the ring, who leave him flat on his back after a tackle from Williams and a scoop slam from Varnage.



Swoggle is seen stealing Rockstar Spud's format and tearing it up. Spud chases him into the ring and accidentally rips his pants off, causing Swoggle to run.



Kongo Kong beats Matt Sigmon.

The Veterans of War (Wilcox and Crimson - the latter of whom is now known as Mayweather) beat Fallah Bahh and Mario Bokara. Crimson confirms his name is Mayweather, and introduces Wilcox. He talks about their pasts in the United States military, and says that the warrior spirit in them thrives on. He thanks the fans for their support, and makes it know that they want the tag team titles.





Swoggle is seen wearing a towel and attacking Spud with a hammer. Referees and security try to stop him.



Eli Drake is talking to Tyrus backstage, tired of being ignored and not getting championship opportunities. Eli says it's up to him to make something happen.



The Latin-American Xchange (Santana and Ortiz) retain the Impact Wrestling World Tag Team Championships against Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss) in a Street Fight.



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