Thursday, March 16, 2017

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 16, 2017



After the events of last week's Impact Wrestling, it is announced that Alberto El Patron has reluctantly and begrudingly vacated the Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship due to the circumstances in which he won it in last week's main event match against Lashley.



Alberto El Patron shows up...without the Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship. After saying that he loves Impact because they do not make him pretend to be someone he's not, he says that Impact is his house. Last week, he proved to everyone - including himself and the fans - that Lashley was beatable. He then says that if it were not for inside politics, he would still be World Heavyweight champ, and then calls out Lashley, wanting a fight. Instead of Lashley, however, El Patron gets Ethan Carter III, who commends him for relinquishing the World title after what happened last week, but tells him he can't just demand title shot and that he has to earn them. If he wants to earn one, he has to go through him, saying it's "Si vs. Three." El Patron says he has nothing against him, as he wants to fight Lashley and says the fans make the rules, not EC3. As he leaves, EC3 immediately questions the testicualr fortitude of Alberto El Patron, but El Patron gets back in the ring and tells him "I'm here to fight the big dog...not the bitch." After EC3 asks if there's nothing else he can do or say to get a match with him, El Patron repeats the "bitch" comment again. This immediately starts a brawl between the two men, and ever after officials and referees quickly rush into the ring to restore order, the brawl goes to the entrance ramp. Alberto El Patron gets in the ring and tells EC3 that if he wants a fight, he's got one.



One Night Only: March 2017 premieres on pay-per-view tomorrow night!

Eddie Edwards says Impact Wrestling is his dream: to be the best of the best. He says it's time to look to the future and that everyone in the company has the same goal. He wants to make Impact Wrestling great as this is his passion and what he was born to do, and he won't stop until it is great.

"Dirty" Dutch Mantel tells the new team that the tag team title situation needs to be investigated. Bruce Prichard says he has an idea...



Jeremy Borash announces that Ethan Carter III vs. Alberto El Patron is official for tonight.

We see a video package documenting the recent events between Tyrus and Eli Drake.

Laredo Kid and Garza Jr. - the latter the nephew of the late Hector Garza - get an upset win against Eli Drake and Tyrus in their Impact Wrestling debut after Garza Jr. gets a schoolboy pin on Eli Drake.



We see footage of Eddie Edwards, Moose and "The Cowboy" James Storm in Japan, who were in the country for some matches in Pro Wrestling Noah as part of Impact's partnership with them. The three of them say that the partnership will bring great things for Impact.

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes shows up before the next match, saying that Impact will not "pimp out" the Rhodes name on their terms as he stops Brandi Rhodes from wrestling tonight. Cody hands her $45, which he says "was $20 than [Impact] were going to pay her," and tells her to stand in the corner. He then talks about Moose, saying he is in Japan before saying he himself is Japan. He then calls out Moose, wanting a match for the Impact Grand Championship, and forces Brandi to follow him to the back. The match between Brandi Rhodes and Kayci Quinn ends up never happening.



After the commercial break, Kayci Quinn is being attacked by Rosemary, who hits her with Red Wedding.



Ethan Carter III says everything has happened for a reason, including him come to Impact. He says he is the reason to watch Impact.



Alberto El Patron beats Ethan Carter III with the Cross Arm Breaker. After the match, Alberto El Patron tells EC3 not to leave until he gives him the respect he deserves, and tells him he gave one of the best matches of his career. The two of them then shake hands, and El Patron raises EC3's hand.



McKenzie Mitchell interviews Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Lester the Legend), who say that they are the perfect combination of athleticism and violence. Their motto is "United we survive, divided we die," and that they plan to be Impact Wrestling World Tag Team Champions.

Ethan Carter III doesn't seem to be a good sport backstage, as he kicks a trash can. Bruce Prichard has to calm him down.

Madison Rayne says Impact Wrestling is her entire adult life for the last decade. With any company, there are ups and downs, and she's been through them all. She says this is an exciting time with fresh, new faces, and that it is time to bring a brand new vision of professional wrestling.



Jeremy Borash announces that "she" will debut next week.

Suicide is coming back...



Trevor Lee retains the Impact Wrestling X Division Championship against Braxton Sutter, Suicide and Andre Everett. Trevor Lee wins the match after Braxton Sutter is distracted by Laurel Van Ness, who is still in her wedding dress and grabbing at Allie from the stands, by hitting Sutter with a high knee as soon as he gets back in the ring. After the match, Sienna shows up, saying that if Allie though Maria Kanellis-Bennett was bad, she's "the one with the AK-47." Sienna tells Allie and Braxton Sutter that they'll soon be sleeping together in a hospital and that "Romeo and Juliet always meet their tragic demise."



Moose says Impact is one of the greatest wrestling companies out there, if not the best, and he plans to bust his ass and connect with the fans in the ring to make Impact the best wrestling company in the world.


Bruce Prichard shows up. He says that championship are won and lost inside of the ring, and that they don't change hands in outer space or on the Internet. He announces that new tag team champions will be crowned in two weeks in a match between the four best tag teams in Impact Wrestling. Decay (Rosemary, Abyss, Crazzy Steve) show up and introduce themselves to Bruce Prichard and demand the tag team titles back. Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Lester the Legend) show up, and say they shocked the world last week before saying they want a tag team title shot. Garza Jr. and Laredo Kid show up wanting a tag team title shot as well. After Decay lays out Reno Scum, Laredo Kid and Garza Jr., the moment is interrupted by the return of The Latin-American Xchange (Konnan, Homicide, Diamante, Angel Ortiz, Mike Draztik), who decimate Decay to end the show.



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