My predictions for WrestleMania 33

Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt (c)

for the WWE Championship

Well, it had to happen, didn't it? Orton only joined the Wyatt Family just to strike Bray Wyatt where it would hurt him the most - no wonder he set the body of Sister Abigail and the Wyatt Family compound itself to the ground! Now he plans to take everything from him...including the WWE Championship...

My prediction: Randy Orton is taking the title.

Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg (c)

for the WWE Universal Championship

Well, this had to happen, too, didn't it? Goldberg predictably took the Universal title at Fastlane, and now he gets to face Brock Lesnar with the winner of this match taking the title as well.

My prediction: For some reason, I have the feeling that Lesnar will be taking the Universal title, and that some outside force is going to make sure that happens. Probably Owens. So Lesnar it is.

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

Well, we all knew this was coming. Roman Reigns, wanting Braun Strowman, gets the surprise of a lifetime and gets The Undertaker instead.

My prediction: 'Taker is winning this...somehow.

Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho (c)

for the WWE United States Championship

After Jericho cost Owens the WWE Universal Championship at FastLane, Owens wants revenge on the man he used to keep the title in the first place. Not surprisingly, he wants to take the United States title away from him as fitting payback for losing the Universal title to Goldberg. Now Owens and Jericho are squaring off in a well-awaited WrestleMania match...

My prediction: Something tells me this is Jericho's swan song (for now, anyway). Owens is taking the title.

John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse

It's been six years, but Cena and The Miz are facing each other at WrestleMania again. Only this time, their significant others are involved and Maryse is having her first match in the company in over six years. This one's going to be interesting.

My prediction: Cena and Nikki will probably get this one in order to send the folks away with a Hollywood ending...that doesn't involve The Miz.

Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax vs. Bayley (c)

in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship

It's come down to this. Charlotte has been fighting a two front war against both Sasha and Bayley, who are sick and tired of her domination on the Raw Women's roster and want the Raw Women's title. But wait? What's this? Nia Jax is somehow in the match after Bayley lost a match to her on Raw, which Stephanie McMahon made since she doesn't seem to like her? Well, that makes it a little more interesting, at the very least.

My prediction: Bayley is going to retain...somehow...

The SmackDown Women's Division vs. Alexa Bliss (c)

for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Alexa Bliss just can't seem to go without angering people, now, can she? It's now gotten to the point where she's defending the SmackDown Women's title against every available woman in the SmackDown Women's division. Even more amazing is the fact that Naomi is back just in time for WrestleMania. How's Alexa going to get out of this one?

My prediction: Naomi is taking the title back in her own hometown.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass
vs. Sheamus and Cesaro
vs. Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) (c)

in a Triple Threat Tag Team Ladder Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships

Gallows & Anderson thought they could avoid a title defense...but they were wrong. Thanks to General Manager Mick Foley, the two teams they didn't want near the belts now have a shot at them at the same time...and they don't have to be pinned to lose them. And now that there are ladders involved, anything can happen!

My prediction: Enzo Amore and Big Cass are taking the titles.

The 2017 Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Well, we've got this match again. A whole bunch of guys are in a ring and they all toss each other over the top rope until one man remains, all in the memory of the greatest wrestling giant that ever lived.

Participants named are: Mojo Rawley, Apollo Crews, Big Show, Curt Hawkins, Bruan Strowman, Goldust, R-Truth, Primo, Epico, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Jinder Mahal, Sami Zayn. Tyler Breeze, Fandango

My prediction: Long shot, but Sami Zayn.

AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon

After basically being denied a WWE Championship match in just about every way possible - among other things - Styles has finally lost it and taken his anger out on the SmackDown commish. Unfortunately for AJ, a few lacerations to the head isn't enough to take the fight out of Shane McMahon, who now wants to give him a WrestleMania beatdown.

My prediction: AJ Styles is going to win this one...somehow...

Baron Corbin vs. Dean Ambrose (c)

for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Baron Corbin, ever looking for people to beat up and make a name for himself off of, has Dean Ambrose in his sights now...and the Intercontinental Championship, too! Not even crushing Ambrose with a forklift is enough to put Ambrose out of commission, and now these two are going to square off at WrestleMania...

My prediction: Baron Corbin is taking the title.

Austin Aries vs. Neville (c)

for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Neville has destroyed everyone in the Cruiserweight division...and Austin Aries, now back in action from an orbital bone injury, is the only challenge Neville has left...and Aries thinks he's above Neville's level. He has only one shot to prove it at WrestleMania...

My prediction: Austin Aries is taking the title.

Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

in a non-sanctioned match

Seth Rollins doesn't care if he's injured. He doesn't want to miss WrestleMania again. But since Triple H dumped him for Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe, Seth Rollins feels very, very betrayed and wants to get his hands on Triple by any means necessary, even if it means signing a hold harmless agreement that keeps him from holding anybody resposible if he gets hurt even more. That's good news for Rollins, but that's even better news for Triple H, who promises to absolutely destroy him at WrestleMania...

My prediction: Triple H is going to decimate Rollins. I don't see this ending at WrestleMania.