Sunday, March 5, 2017

WWE FastLane 2017 - The LIVE Results

The Brian Kendrick catches up with Noam Dar backstage. He tells him to make sure Akira Tozawa learns a lesson tonight. Kendrick also considers Alicia Fox a distraction when Dar says he will win the match for her, which leads to a bit of a quarrel.

Commissioner Stephanie McMahon - whose flight is delayed - tells General Manager Mick Foley not to screw tonight up through speakerphone. Jinder Mahal shows up and says he and Rusev are no longer a tag team, saying Rusev's attitude has ruined everything. Foley teases putting Rusev and Jinder in a best-of-seven series, which everyone - including Stephanie McMahon - is not okay with, then puts Rusev and Jinder Mahal in individual matches against suitable competition, and they will sort it out amongst themselves to see who goes first. Foley then leaves, leaving Stephanie on the line.

Samoa Joe is in the Social Media Lounge. Samoa Joe says HHH gave him an opportunity to make the biggest impression possible, and he did that by beating up Seth Rollins. Joe says he will destroy Sami Zayn like he did the first time. He did it once, he'll do it again. He says Sami should have kept his name out of his mouth. As for WrestleMania, whatever he does, his presence will be felt.

Tomorrow night on Raw: An exclusive look at Seth Rollins' rehab!

Akira Tozawa and Rich Swann beat The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar.



Samoa Joe beats Sami Zayn with the Coaquina Clutch.



Charly Caruso interviews Bayley. Bayley has tons of nerves, and says that Charlotte does have an advantage tonight. She says the odds are against her, but she is still up to the challenge. She also dares Charlotte to leave Dana Brooke in the locker room if she is the champion she says she is. Nia Jax then shows up and says she will rip Sasha Banks to shreds, and that if Charlotte doesn't take the title from Bayley, she will.

Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) retain the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships against Enzo Amore and Big Cass after Gallows pushes Enzo's foot off the bottom rope.



Commissioner Stephanie McMahon tells General Manager Mick Foley that she is stuck on the plane due to mechanical problems and will not be able to make it to the show in time, and tells Foley to make sure that the Raw Women's and Universal title matches go without a hitch. As they talk about Samoa Joe - this time through the receiver - Foley stealthily hangs up on Stephanie by pulling the phone line out.

Sasha Banks beats Nia Jax with a roll-up into a bridge pin after Nia Jax tries to ragdoll her and rack her again.



Rusev and Jinder Mahal go it at before the next match. Jinder sends Rusev over the barricade, then Sheamus and Cesaro show up. Jinder Mahal goes first against Cesaro.

Cesaro beats Jinder Mahal after Jinder is pre-occupied, staring down with Rusev from across the ring. Rusev gets in the ring and attacks Jinder after the match. He then finds out his opponent is Big Show.



Big Show beats Rusev with three choke slams and a knockout punch.



Charly Caruso interviews Kevin Owens. Owens isn't impressed by Goldberg, saying Goldberg has beaten only one man once in the last ten years while he's beaten the best the business has to offer. Owens says he will outsmart and out-wrestle Goldberg in order to beat him, just like he will everyone else, as he is the best and not even Goldberg can change that. He then says that "The Kevin Owens Show" will last for as long as he wants it to.

Neville retains the WWE Cruiserweight Championship against "Gentleman" Jack Gallagher.



Charly Caruso interviews Paul Heyman. He neither confirms nor denies that Brock Lesnar is here tonight, then says Lesnar is the winner regardless of who wins the Universal title tonight.

The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) show up with a "New Day Pops" freezer on a bicycle. Woods talks about how Booty-O's became a reality, and Big E sings Randy Orton's theme song. The New Day then asks the crowd to help make The New Day ice cream happen.



Roman Reigns beats Braun Strowman.



General Manager Mick Foley tells Samoa Joe not to get involved in Kevin Owens' Universal title match against Goldberg.

Bayley retains the WWE Raw Women's Championship against Charlotte thanks to Sasha Banks, who catches Charlotte grabbing the tights during a roll-up.



Goldberg beats Kevin Owens with a single Spear in mere seconds to win the WWE Universal Championship after Chris Jericho shows up and stands at the stage right before the bell rings.

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