Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 29, 2014

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up. Stephanie makes fun of the "CM Punk" chants as a prelude to mentioning how Dean Ambrose stole Seth Rollins' Money In The Bank Briefcase on SmackDown last week. All of a sudden, Paul Heyman shows up. He says Brock Lesnar was disrespected by the fact that John Cena nearly took the WWE World Heavyweight Championship away from him and that Seth Rollins stuck his nose into everything and tried to cash in the briefcase on him, and implies that HHH and Stephanie were a part of the latter. As Stephanie interrupts Heyman to tell him to be careful about his choice of words, Seth Rollins shows up. He says his interference at Night of Champions was all his doing, and says he wanted to beat the best in the form of Brock Lesnar and build up his career, hoping that Heyman would understand and that Lesnar would be flattered that he would go that far. He apologizes to Lesnar and Heyman, As Heyman leaves, Triple H stops him to shake his hand and asks him to have a good night. Seth Rollins thanks HHH and Stephanie, then calls out Dean Ambrose, telling him to return the briefcase or else heads will roll. Ambrose appears on the TitanTron, and he reveals that the Money In The Bank Briefcase has a bunch of dents all over it. He tells HHH, Stephanie and Rollins that if they want the briefcase back, they'll have to find him. The three of them leave the ring, but when they reach the top of the entrance ramp, Rollins is suddenly attacked by John Cena, who chases Rollins into the crowd before standing tall in the ring.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon tell Seth Rollins to stay backstage and that they have the Dean Ambrose problem covered. Triple H sends two of his backstage men, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury, out to hunt for Ambrose and the Money In The Bank Briefcase, telling them to get it back by any means necessary.

Dolph Ziggler retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Cesaro and The Miz in a Triple Threat match.

Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble accost people backstage until they come across The Great Khali...who has no idea what they're doing or what they're talking about.

Bray Wyatt is back...and says that Luke Harper has been set free.

Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble can't find Dean Ambrose, and Stephanie McMahon chastises Noble for having mustard on his facial hair. Meanwhile, The Miz and Damien Mizdow show up, and demand an Intercontinental title rematch with Mizdow speaking for Miz both figuratively and literally. Triple H laughs before putting Mizdow in a match against Sheamus and threatening to fire Miz if he barges into his office like he just did ever again.

Layla beats Rosa Mendes. During the match, Natalya and Tyson Kidd argue at ringside due to Kidd's lack of interest towards anything that is going on.

Dean Ambrose shows up. He pulls out a table from underneath the ring and places the Money In The Bank Briefcase on it, then says he was at the concession stand. He then starts off the Dean Ambrose Clearance Sale, where he sells off all of Seth Rollins' clothes (but not the briefcase). Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury show up, and Ambrose dares them to get the briefcase. They retreat instead. Ambrose then decides to throw all of Seth's clothes - and the luggage it came in - into the crowd. Seth Rollins shows up with Joey, Jamie...and security. Ambrose walks out of the ring and lets Rollins take the briefcase back before walking out through the crowd. When Rollins opens the briefcase, he gets hit with a spray of some green paint, giving Ambrose the last laugh.

As Seth Rollins sees the trainer to get his eyes rinsed out, Triple H pits Randy Orton and Kane against John Cena and Dean Ambrose, much to Orton and Kane's chagrin. The real Money In The Bank briefcase starts vibrating. Rollins comes back to take the briefcase with him, telling everyone in the room that it's an electric razor.

Bo Dallas lands a surprise victory against "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry.

Renee Young interviews Bo Dallas backstage. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry comes out from behind and sends Bo Dallas into the Hall of Pain.

Goldust and Stardust hold the Cosmic Key...Science FACT.

Nikki Bella shows up before her sister Brie Bella's match to verbally crap on her, then says that Brie's in a handicap match.

Brie Bella beats Cameron and Eva Marie in a handicap match. Brie then starts a "Yes!" chant to stick it to a furious Nikki Bella.

Adam Rose guest on commentary for the next match.

Slater-Gator (Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil) beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) thanks to the distraction by Hornswoggle, who is dressed in an alligator suit. After the match, Slater-Gator and the Mini-Gator attack El Torito, but Adam Rose and The Bunny help Los Matadores get revenge with the double team before Bunny hits the splash! Before and after the match, it is noticed that Reverend Jesse Jackson is in the crowd.

Rusev and Lana show up and badmouth Big Show and Mark Henry. Suddenly, Big Show comes out. After a video package, Rusev surprises everyone by threatening to destroy Big Show...in English! Show approaches the ring, but Rusev and Lana escape, but before they can leave, Big Show grabs the huge Russian flag hanging from the ceiling and rips it down. Rusev goes after Big Show, but Show tosses him out as quickly as he can get back in.

Renee Young interviews John Cena. As he speaks, Dean Ambrose shows up and wants a piece of him, but Cena says he wants a piece, too.

Paige shows up before AJ Lee's match and introduces her new best friend and AJ's opponent: Alicia Fox.

Alicia Fox beats AJ Lee after interference from Paige. Paige and Alicia Fox attack AJ after the match.

This Friday on SmackDown: Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler vs The Miz and Damien Mizdow!

The Miz guests on commentary for the next match.

Sheamus beats Damien Mizdow.

Hulk Hogan shows up. He's traded in the red and yellow for the pink and black to promote WWE's partnership with the Susan G. Komen Foundation this month for Breast Cancer Awareness month. The camera pans to the breast cancer survivors in the crowd.

Stephanie McMahon has to get Kane and Randy Orton in mental gear for their match, but they're not buying how she's doing it.

Next week on Raw: an exclusive interview with Roman Reigns! Also: Big Show vs. Rusev!

Dean Ambrose and John Cena vs. Kane and Randy Orton ends with the interference and sudden return from Seth Rollins. Ambrose chases after Rollins, and he's able to get him thanks to Cena. Suddenly, Cena and Ambrose fight over who gets to beat up Rollins, but both end up getting choke slammed onto the mat and Curb Stomped into the Money In The Bank Briefcase.

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for September 26, 2014

Dean Ambrose beats The Miz despite the distraction by Seth Rollins and Kane. After the match, Kane and Rollins outnumber Ambrose, but Ambrose is able to neutralize the numbers game and escape into the WWE Universe with Rollins' Money In The Bank Briefcase.

Goldust and Stardust know The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) want the tag team titles, but they are determined to keep the titles away from them.

Cesaro wins a battle royal to decide the new #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.

Renee Young interviews The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso). They're confident the tag team titles will return to them soon.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Gold and Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) by disqualification, but Gold and Stardust retain the WWE Tag Team Championships.

Seth Rollins wants his Money In The Bank Briefcase back in the same way it was taken...by any means necessary.

The SLayers (Summer Rae and Layla) beat Natalya and Rosa Mendes.

Renee Young interviews Big Show. Show plans to pick up where Jack Swagger and Mark Henry left off, and plans to knock Rusev out tonight.

Dolph Ziggler retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Cesaro despite Cesaro grabbing the bottom rope before the three count.

Renee Young interviews Lana and Rusev. Lana promises that history will repeat itself with Big Show.

Big Show beats Rusev by disqualification when Rusev attacks Show with the Russian flag after the attempted interference by Lana. After the match, Big Show hits Rusev with the Knockout Punch.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 8, 2014

Bray Wyatt barely beats Chris Jericho in a steel cage match. After the match, Wyatt continues to attack Jericho.

Kane and Seth Rollins love how Raw is going so far. Randy Orton asks Triple H for permission to do something that makes Dean Ambrose's injurious Curb Stomp look like Sunday School.

Dolph Ziggler shows up and shows the world some private phots of The Miz. Miz and Damien Sandow show up, and Miz threatens to sue anyone who republishes his private photos. Ziggler shows one more, which happens to have Miz's butt pixelated out. Damien Sandow goes after Ziggler but runs into a drop kick and a Zig Zag. Ziggler dares Miz to get in the ring, but Miz retreats.

AJ Lee and Paige beat Rosa Mendes and Natalya after Rosa refuses to tag in Natalya. Because AJ tagged herself into the match, she and Paige have a brief fight over the Divas title.

Randy Orton attacks Chris Jericho in the trainer's room, further aggravating Jericho's tweaked knee.

Paul Heyman shows up and starts talking when John Cena's entrance music hits. Cena shows up, enters the ring, and tells him to say what he wants to say to his face. Heyman says he knows how to beat Brock Lesnar, but Cena says he already knows. Heyman insists on telling him anyway: it's called giving in to the crowd by telling them to shut up when they chant "Cena sucks." He then tries to put it into action, but it doesn't work, as Cena tells Heyman to shut up and not the crowd, before telling him that he refuses to give in to the likes of him as he has far too much riding on this to do so. Cena then gives Heyman seven days to come back to Raw next week with Brock Lesnar, because Cena is coming back next week to fight. If Lesnar doesn't show up, Cena is fighting Heyman instead.

Seth Rollins beats Sheamus thanks to the distraction from Cesaro. After the match, Cesaro hits Sheamus with the Neutralizer.

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry vs. Rusev is official for Night of Champions.

Lana and Rusev show up and make fun of "The Star Spangled Banner" before the Russian national anthem plays.

For the first time ever, NXT developmental talent competes on Raw to cross-promote NXT Take Over, and the NXT Championship is shown on the main roster, also for the first time ever. Adrian Neville and Sami Zayn beat Tyson Kidd and Tyler Breeze.

Stephanie McMahon shows up and introduces Jerry Springer, who in turn introduces both Brie and Nikki Bella. Judging by Nikki Bella's words, she feels she's better off without Brie. After some out-of-context Total Divas clips, two clips of their parents asking Jerry to bring them back together are shown. The Bella Twins' brother J.J. is brought out, and J.J. tells Nikki to stop being the victim. Brie and Nikki go at it, and J.J. gets slapped. It takes Jason (Springer's security guard), Stephanie McMahon and four referees to stop the brawl. Springer has to be taken out of the ring on a stretcher.

Goldust and Stardust beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego). After the match, Goldust and Stardust are ambushed by The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).

WWE pays tribute to Joan Rivers.

Adam Rose beats Titus O'Neil after the Exotic Express bunny super-kicks Heath Slater. After the match, the bunny hits the top rope splash on Titus!

Renee Young interviews Roman Reigns. Reigns says he has the antidote to "The Viper" Randy Orton's venom.

We get a special look at WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.

Next week: Brock Lesnar returns.

This Friday on SmackDown: Mark Henry vs Rusev in an arm wrestling match!

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton ends with Kane and Seth Rollins attacks Reigns. A bunch of crew members from the back lower the cage. Kane and Rollins are tossed out, and Reigns has the upper hand, but not for long as Kane and Rollins are able to get in and attack Reigns. The show ends with Rollins, Orton and Kane viciously assaulting Reigns, and Rollins hitting the Curb Stomp on him into a steel chair.

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for September 2, 2014

It's time for Miz TV! Damien Sandow stands in for The Miz, who is supposedly shooting another The Fast and the Furious movie. Damien Sandow has a Christmas Bounty-inspired monologue ready, but Dolph Ziggler, tonight's guest, interrupts it. Sandow reminds Ziggler of his loss Monday night, then insists he's The Miz before saying he's a "performance artist." Damien Sandow challenges Dolph Ziggler (on Miz's behalf) for the Intercontinental title at Night of Champion. Dolph likes the idea of retaining that night, then tells Damien Sandow to go back and be other people again, such as Magneto and the ballerina. Damien tries to fight Ziggler, but Ziggler drop kicks him out of the ring.

Dolph Ziggler beats Damien Sandow.

Coming to Raw next week to get to the bottom of the Bella Twins fiasco: Jerry Springer!

The SLayers (Summer Rae and Layla) beat Natalya and Rosa Mendes when Mendes makes the damning mistake of tagging herself into the match.

Goldust and Stardust beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego).

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for August 1, 2014

Jack Swagger beats Cesaro with the Patriot Lock. After the match, Rusev and Lana show up and challenge Swagger and Zeb Colter to a flag match. Swagger and Colter accept.

Randy Orton shows up. He has no issue with Lesnar taking on Cena for the WWE World title, but blames Roman Reigns for taking him out of the title picture and denying him his legitimate right at the belt. This is why he attacked Reigns on Raw on Monday. Orton dares Reigns to face him at SummerSlam.

R-Truth beats Bo Dallas by disqualification when Bo Dallas doesn't back R-Truth away from the ropes by the count of five. After the match, Bo Dallas says R-Truth got what was coming to him.

AJ Lee beats Rosa Mendes in seconds with the Black Widow. After the match, Paige pushes AJ Lee off the side of the top of the entrance ramp! AJ is hurt.

Dean Ambrose says that Kane can't stop him from getting his hands on Seth Rollins yet again.

Dean Ambrose vs. Kane and Seth Rollins ends when Ambrose blasts Kane with a steel chair. He gets Kane after the match, but Rollins retreats.

Renee Young interviews Chris Jericho. If Jericho can beat Erick Rowan tonight, Rowan will be banned from ringside during Jericho and Bray Wyatt's match against each other at SummerSlam.

Goldust wears a cowboy hat as Stardust talks about...something.

Diego beats Fandango thanks to the distraction by El Torito, Summer Rae and Layla.

The Miz guests on commentary for the next match.

Alberto Del Rio beats Dolph Ziggler after The Miz gets on the mic to distract Ziggler. Ziggler goes after him, but the damage is already done.

Brie Bella says that Stephanie McMahon will soon remember SummerSlam as the night that Brie embarassed her.

Bray Wyatt tells Chris Jericho that come SummerSlam, he will be the people's true savior.

Chris Jericho beats Erick Rowan. Erick Rowan is now banned from ringside during Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt at SummerSlam.

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for July 17, 2014

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Naomi beat Rosa Mendes.

Ryback beat R-Truth.

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for July 8, 2014

Sheamus not only hopes to beat Alberto Del Rio tonight, but also enters the battle royal for the vacant Intercontinental title at Battleground. Del Rio shows up on the TitanTron and says he's going to do it. Sheamus reminds him that their match is Last Man Standing, and tells him to get down here.

Sheamus retains the WWE United States Championship against Alberto Del Rio in a Last Man Standing match.

Bray Wyatt will take on Chris Jericho at Battleground.

Renee Young interviews Chris Jericho. Tonight, Jericho interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart on the Highlight Reel. As for Bray Wyatt, he considers him to be a spider he aims to squish.

Rosa Mendes, Natalya, Eva Marie, Naomi and Summer Rae beat Nikki Bella. Cameron was supposed to be in the match, but doesn't show up until after the match to attack Nikki. She gets chased to the back by Naomi.

It's time for Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel, appearing for the first time on both Main Event and WWE Network! Chris Jericho shows up and introduces his guest tonight, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. As they both reminisce about old times, Bret mentions that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is amongst his toughest opponents. HBK's music hits, but it's not HBK. It's Damien Sandow dressed as HBK, who shows up to "You screwed Bret" chants and insults from Jericho. Sandow says that when he gets through with Bret Hart and sending him back to Ted Turner and WCW, they'll be calling it the "Ottawa Screwjob." Bret Hart punches Sandow in the face before putting him in the Sharpshooter to end the show.

Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for January 1, 2014

The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Alicia Fox and Rosa Mendes.

It's Miz TV! Brodus Clay is the guest for tonight. He tells The Miz that Tons of Funk is over, calling Tensai "a ton of dead weight" and the Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) "mini-Brodus Clays." Miz tells him that Tons of Funk did Brodus Clay better than Brodus Clay and calls him out on his contradictory nature. As for his beef with Xavier Woods, Brodus Clay says there's no proof Xavier Woods didn't ask for permission to use his music and the Funkadactyls, that the fans only cheered for his music and that nobody will remember Xavier Woods six months from now. He also says his WrestleMania 29 match was cancelled because of them, saying they cost him his WrestleMania moment, before complaining about and verbally crapping on Tensai again. Tensai runs in, and both of them brawl before Brodus retreats.

Damien Sandow beats Kofi Kingston.

Saturday Morning Slam Masters - Saturday Morning Slam results for April 27, 2013

Wade Barrett guests on commentary this week.

Natalya says...Don't Try This.

The Great Khali, Natalya and Hornswoggle beat Primo, Epico and Rosa Mendes.

Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes want Mick Foley out of the Hall of Fame, but get in a heated confrontation with The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso). Mick Foley shows up and puts both teams in a match that happens next.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) are this week's Saturday Morning Spotlight!

Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) say that they are fighting in this match under official protest against Mick Foley, as they want him removed from the Hall of Fame.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes).

And now...Taxi Driver.