Friday, December 16, 2022

They're On A Rampage - Rampage recap for December 16, 2022



Jon Moxley beats Sammy Guevara with the Bulldog Choke after avoiding a move from the top rope. (During the match, Sammy Guevara rips the earring out of Jon Moxley's ear, leading to bleeding in the ear and Jon Moxley nearly losing that ear.) After the match, Moxley calls out "Hangman" Adam Page, and Page shows up with Evil Uno, who is trying to hold Page back. Page and Moxley go at it, and security have to restrain both men. Page goes for a Buckshot Lariat and takes out a security guard. Page then clotheslines Moxley over the barricade, and both men are restrained again.



We hear from Saraya, who says she is watching the match for the AEW Women's World Championship between Hikaru Shida and Jamie Hayter and that Hayter and Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. have been nothing but menaces. She says that she has a wealth of talent to pick her partner from, and says that they are both coming for Baker and Hayter.

FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) are in the ring. Cash Wheeler says he feels like they have let the fans down in the last couple of matches after the fans lifted them up all year and gave them the best year of their lives, and that they owe the fans for that. He says that 2022 is a legacy year and a year to be proud of, then says The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) have daddy issues and their attention. Wheeler says that if anyone will kill their legacy, it will not be "a couple of dumbass boys." Dax Harwood says that after their match at Final Battle, his daughter asked him why the crowd likes them, and he says that he has always wanted this since he was eight years old. He then says that The Gunns ruined their moment and that FTR is going to whip The Gunns' asses.



We hear from The Baddies. Jade Cargill tells Red Velvet to shape up or ship out, and says that if Bow Wow wants to get in her face, then "Smart" Mark Sterling will be in contact.

Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. beats Skye Blue. After the match, Britt puts the Lockjaw on Skye Blue, but Hikaru Shida shows up and strikes Rebel with the Kendo stick before doing the same to Britt Baker. Hikaru Shida and Jamie Hayter then have a staredown, and Hayter retreats.



We see footage of Jim Ross interviewing Preston Vance. He says that the rest of The Dark Order were not on his level and that Rush saw the same potential that Brodie Lee saw in him. He also says that -1 has become "a snot nosed brat" in the two years since his father died and that it is time for him to grow up.



Wardlow beats Exodus Prime. After the match, Wardlow says he has waited "too damn long" and that he is not waiting another second, then calls Samoa Joe out so he can whup him all over Dallas, Texas. Samoa Joe shows up on the video screen and says nobody dictates anything to "The King of Television" and that he will give Wardlow everything he wants on December 28th and leave him wanting.



Mark Henry interviews Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta, Orange Cassidy, Danhausen), Dustin Rhodes, The Butcher, The Blade, Trent Seven and Kip Sabian. Kip Sabian says that Trent Seven "saw sense and embraced the change," and says one cannot climb the ladder of success with their hands in their pockets. The Butcher says he is sick of talking and waiting for someone to dial "1-800-SEE-YA" and wants to fight, and The Blade says they will slice, dice and split their opposition open and spill their guts. Dustin Rhodes asks to get a few words in, and Trent Beretta and Chuck Taylor say there are not enough numbers in "1-800-SEE-YA."

Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta, Orange Cassidy, Danhausen) and Dustin Rhodes beat The Butcher, The Blade, Trent Seven and Kip Sabian. During the match, Penelope Ford gets in the ring so The Bunny gets involved, but Orange Cassidy drops to the mat and pretends to be kicked in the crotch. Penelope then gets in the ring, but so does Danhausen, who also pretends to be kicked in the crotch. This gets Penelope Ford and The Bunny ejected from the ring, and the same nearly happens to Danhausen.



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