Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 11, 2020

In footage from earlier today, Tony Schiavone interviews "Hangman" Adam Page. With Kenny Omega out of action, Page needs a new tag team partner for tonight's main event. The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) shows up, and Page says that while he needs a person he can trust as his tag team partner, he would not team with the Bucks if they were the last people on earth. He then says his tag team partner is a mystery. Once again, The Bucks are irritated with Page's behavior.

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes beats Ortiz with the Figure Four Leg Lock. During the match, Jake "The Snake" Robert shows up with new AEW signee Lance Archer - which reveals that Archer is Roberts' client - and the two of them watch the match from the crowd. At one point, Archer almost jumps the guardrail, but does not after a word from Roberts. After the match, Santana attacks Cody from behind with the madball, but leaves when Arn Anderson gets in the ring and Matt Jackson and Kenny Omega (whose right hand is in a cast) join him. Afterwards, Chris Jericho, Jake Hager and Sammy Guevara show up on the video screen, and Jericho says that while Cody may have gotten the upper hand, the AEW locker room is still on notice, and in two weeks, The Inner Circle will beat the hell out of the "pumpkinhead dipshits" in The Elite. They then reveal that they have attacked Nick Jackson backstage, and Nick Jackson is seen bleeding from his mouth from underneath a metal door. After Cody and company catch up to Nick Jackson, paramedics show up to place him on a stretcher.





Bea Priestly and "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose beat Kris Statlander and Hikaru Shida. After the match, Priestly attacks Nyla and raises the AEW World Women's Championship before throwing it back to Nyla and leaving.



We see "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels in a parody of The Dark Order's vignette, in which he states there is no "Exalted ONe" and challenges Evil Uno and Stu Grayson to singles matches at the time of their choosing to prove that there is no "Exalted One" and that Uno and Grayson are "sad, desperate men."

MJF, The Butcher and The Blade beat Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt) with The Salt of the Earth to Marko Stunt after The Bunny distracts Jungle Boy.



We see a black-and-white video of Darby Allin in a Chris Jericho masks dragging a body in a Sammy Guevara mask around in a body bag with a truck.

Tony Schiavone interviews Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. on the stage. Baker makes fun of Utah for frowning upon caffeine and alcohol, then makes fun of the fans for being overweight, having bad teeth and looking like they are all related each other before telling them to pursue anything and everything that they strive for, for she is their role model and will lead by example. Suddenly, Big Swole shows up and says Britt Baker does nothing but talk as Britt hides behind Schiavone. Britt tells Big Swole that she has no relevancy and that the fans only care about her boyfriend. Big Swole says she is "married, bay-bay" (which makes a dig towards Baker's fiancee Adam Cole while also confirming she is married to Cedric Alexander). Britt Baker takes the coffee she gave to Schiavone and splashes it at her, then runs away.



The Death Triangle (PAC, Pentagon Jr., Rey Fenix) beat Joey Janela and Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy). After the match, The Death Triangle attack Private Party and Janela, then put the three of them in the Death Triangle. Suddenly, Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent, Orange Cassidy) show up and make the save.



Backstage, Lexi Nair interviews "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes, who says that he is tired of The Inner Circle running roughshod on AEW and his family, and somebody has to step up. He says that he will be "Hangman" Adam Page's partner whether Page likes it or not, and says that they will get together and "do some cowboy shit."

We see some fan submissions for Shawn Spears and Tully Blanchard's search for a tag team partner.

Next week: Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Fenix) vs. Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent)! The Exalted One is revealed! The Inner Circle vs. The Elite in a ten-man tag team match with the winners having the advantage in the Blood & Guts Match in two weeks!

The rules for Blood & Guts are as follows: Two men enter the cage for one five-minute round, then every two minutes, another participant enters. The match officially begins after all ten men have entered the cage, and the winning team is determined by making any opponent submit or surrender.

In footage from earlier today, Jim Ross interviews Jon Moxley. Moxley says he is bent out of shape and pissed off as far as his injuries go, and that he is winning against The Inner Circle, whom he continues to dare to take the AEW World Championship. He admits that Jake Hager has hit him harder than anyone else, but at the end of the day, he is just another guy in AEW. He also says that he would not miss the show in two weeks' time for the world after everything that The Inner Circle has done to him, and says that he will be in The Inner Circle's blind spot that night. He says that if The Inner Circle is as smart as he thinks they are, that should scare them.



"Hangman" Adam Page and "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes beat The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara). After the match, The Inner Circle attack Page and Rhodes until Kenny Omega shows up and fights them off only for the numbers game to catch up and for Jericho to hit Kenny with the Judas Effect. Suddenly, "The American Nightmare' Cody Rhodes runs in and fights The Inner Circle off, but he too is overpowered. The Inner Circle then take Page to the stage to powerbomb him through a table, but Matt Jackson runs in and beats The Inner Circle down before giving Page the middle finger. This allows Jericho to hit Matt Jackson and Page with a steel chair.



Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!



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