ROH Unauthorized - The Results

Colt Cabana welcomes everyone to tonight's show, and Joe Hendry guests on "singing commentary" for the next match.

Ultimo Guerrero beats Jonathan Gresham.

El Villianisto and Jefe Cobbo beat Delirious and Mini Delirious in a comedic match. (Mini Delirious is Swoggle, El Villainisto is "The Villain" Marty Scurll in a Matt Classic match and Jefe Cobbo is Jeff Cobb.) As per pre-match stipulation, Mini Delirious must unmasked after taking the pin, and he reveals himself to be Swoggle.

Rhett Titus guests on commentary for the next match.

Dalton "White" Castle, Kenny "Burger" King and "Burger" Flip Gordon beat Cheeseburger, Double Cheeseburger and Triple Cheeseburger (Double and Triple being The Beer City Bruiser and Brian Milonas, respectively) despite Flip Gordon walking out on the match after Kenny King gets the pin on Cheeseburger out of nowhere following a Shotei palm strike from Cheeseburger to Dalton Castle. After the match, Kenny King takes the beer cooler for the Toast of Honor for himself, but Rhett Titus leaves the commentary booth and confronts Kenny, forcing him to retreat. Rhett Titus then shows up to take part in the Toast of Honor, which also involves burgers.

The Allure (Angelina Love and Mandy Leon) beat Sumie Sakai and Jenny Rose in a no-disqualification match. After the match, Angelina Love is about to speak when Maria Manic shows up and confronts Angelina in the corner before telling Angelina "At Final Battle...you're dead, bitch."

Mark Briscoe beats Josh "The Goods" Woods. During the match, "The Last Real Man" Silas Young and Jay Briscoe guest on commentary, with a drinking game taking place on commentary where if either competitor kicks out, the other competitor's partner must take a shot on commentary (which leads to both men fighting each other in the ring drunk only to miss wildly and end up outside of the ring).

Rush and Dragon Lee beat LifeBlood ("Overkill" Mark Haskins and "Hot Sauce" Tracy Williams) in a Lucha rules tag team match.

Colt Cabana has a very brief interview with Bobby Cruise, then Shane Taylor shows up saying that ROH as come to his own state only to change his match and not tell him. He states that he came to fight, and since Colt Cabana is a bit of a fighter, he proposes that they have a match. Colt Cabana agrees, and says that since Taylor brought a few people with him (Ron Hunt and the Soldiers of Savagery - Bischop and Khan), it will be a four-on-four match. Colt Cabana picks Gator (lead and senior cameraman), Ian Riccaboni and Gary Juster as his partners. Before the match begins, "Number One" Brian Johnson shows up and says nobody has been doing anything for him, and that everyone will soon remember who he is as he should be headlining everything. Colt Cabana puts Brian Johnson on Shane's team, then picks Todd Sinclair as his fifth man. Joe Dombrowski replaces Ian Riccaboni on commentary.

Colt Cabana, Gator, Ian Riccaboni, Gary Juster and Todd Sinclair beat Shane Taylor, Ron Hunt, Moses, Khan and "Number One" Brian Johnson after Brian Johnson is left high and dry by the rest of his tag team partners.

Brian Zane guests on commentary for the next match.

PCO beats Dan Maff in an unsanctioned match. After the match, "The Villian" Marty Scurll shows up and says that nobody deserves a World title shot at Final Battle more than PCO and that PCO will be the next ROH World Champion.