Iceman interviews Julian Cumberbun (Ethan Page) and Sonny Sanders (Sami Callihan). Sanders says "Downtown" Daddy Brown started a rumor that he and Julian are "all blow and no go," but they are playing everyone like instruments. After some alternating laughter, Sanders says that he and Julian are going for a couple of cheeseburgers after they send Brown out of town. Julian says they will come with extra pickles, and that they are for him and Sanders only. Julian then says the town would be nothing - no money, no women and no pay window - without him, and that instead of booing, people should be thanking him for the house. Suddenly, "Downtown" Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) shows up and says that even if he wins, Brown will not have his lifestyle, and he is better off if he stops dreaming. Brown says the crowd did not come to hear about Julian, and tells him he can stick his riches where the sun doesn't shine before telling him he will take him downtown and take the International Commonwealth Television Championship. Sanders tells Brown he is nothing, then tells Julian and Brown that he wants no part of the violence. He walks away, then goes for a cheap shot with his tennis racket. Julian tries to punch Brown, but Brown ducks. Julian ends up punching Sanders instead, and Brown takes Julian down before ripping his clothes off. Sanders and Brown end up retreating.
We see a vignette for The Hard Workers (Oats and Hall) (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake), who are in action next.
Iceman interviews Xcessive Force (Pummel and Plunder) (D'Lo Brown and Fallah Bahh). Plunder tells The Hard Workers (Oats and Hall) that time is running out and they are about to breathe their last breath. Pummel says hard work is not having shoes or boats, but when the storm comes, they will get in their boats and sail away.
The Hard Workers (Oats and Hall) beat Xcessive Force (Pummel and Plunder) with a double-team Sunset Flip. After the match, Xcessive Force attacks The Hard Workers, and Plunger places The Hard Workers' hats on top of Hall before splashing onto both Hall and the hats in the center of the ring. Oats is devastated.
The New Wave (played by Dave and Jake Crist) are coming next week!
Johnny Swinger beats Buck Gunderson with the Swinger Neckbreaker.
Frank The Butcher (Rhino) is coming to IPWF. He tells his tag team partner to jump territories so they can be tag team champions.
Iceman interviews The Rough Riders (Blanche Ardmore, Mildred Moore, Georgia Cobb, Ladybird Johnson) (Tessa Blanchard, Alexia Nicole, Jordynne Grace, Havok). Ardmore says they are taking over the IPFW, and Cobb says she can't imagine four men - or anybody - would want to step into the ring with them. Moore says there is nothing bigger than them, and Johnson says it doesn't matter who gets in the ring with them because they will ride over their opponents, and that they will be at the hotel afterwards.
IPWF is coming to Wybern, Saskatchewan; Medicine Hat, Alberta; Lethbridge, Alberta; and Kamloops, British Colombia.
Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne) beats Agnes Beerhart (Agnes Beerhart) with a top rope splash. During the match, "The Hit Maker" Sebastian Baker (Jimmy Jacobs) shows up and watches the match from ringside. After the match, Sebastian admits that Jazzy Fitbody is talented, and insists she sign the contract to make him her manager, saying he can work wonders for her career. Fitbody signs the contract, then kicks Sebastian in the groin and rips up the contract.
The $300,000 Man says he is upping the ante for the Body Slam Challenge against Kongo Kong that he proposed last week.
The Rough Riders (Blanche Ardmore, Mildred Moore, Georgia Cobb, Ladybird Johnson) beat the team of Tim Burr ("The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander), Jim Nasium (Dezmond Xavier), Bill Ding (Trey Miguel) and Ray Strack (Zachary Wentz).
In footage from last week, Ali tried to win the $2,000 Body Slam Challenge, but failed.
The $300,000 Man and Kongo Kong are in the ring. The $300,000 Man ups the prize for the Body Slam Challenge from $2,000 to $3,000, then asks whoever in the locker room has the courage to change their life. Suddenly, Mr. Atlantis shows up. The $300,000 Man asks Mr. Atlantis is he has ever smelled the scent of money before, then asks him if he has what it takes to body slam Kongo Kong. He says yes, then goes for it. Mr. Atlantis tries to get him up - and he almost does - but Kongo Kong attacks him. Suddenly, Muscles McGhee ("The Machine" Brian Cage) shows up. The $300,000 Man tells him that the challenge is over, but McGhee says he's out here for the people, not the money. He tosses The $300,000 Man out of the ring, then Kongo Kong attacks him. McGhee gets the upper hand, then slams Kongo Kong with the greatest of ease before taking the money.
We hear from Tommy Dreamer (Tommy Dreamer), who talks about the hell he caused in the World Wrestling Federation before announcing he is coming back to the IPWF in two weeks to take back what is his.
We see last week's match between Captain Joystick (Joey Ryan) and DJ 2 Large (Moose). During the match, Miss Milehigh (Kiera Hogan) - who is somewhat attracted to DJ 2 Large during the match - distracts the referee so that Captain Joystick can toss a steel chair to DJ 2 Large. Joystick falls to the mat, but DJ 2 Large puts the chair around his neck and falls to the floor, putting the onus on Joystick. Joystick removes the chair from DJ 2 Large, who puts his hat on and levels Captain Joystick with the Platinum Discus for the win. DJ 2 Large beats Captain Joystick.
It's time for The Cockpit. Tonight's guest is DJ 2 Large. Captain Joystick admits he is impressed by 2 Large's talent, but says there is nobody better than him. During the show, he refuses to let 2 Large speak and says that rap is not even music, then 2 Large takes the microphone and spits a few bars. When 2 Large says he will take Miss Milehigh on a round trip, Joystick ejects him from The Cockpit, but 2 Large says he isn't going anywhere. Joystick pretends to leave, then goes for a cheap shot. 2 Large blocks it and hits him. Captain Joystick then takes the tray that Miss Milehigh is carrying and hits 2 Large in the gut with it, then says "This flight has landed" before leaving with Miss Milehigh.
In footage from one month ago, Gama Singh (Gama Singh) and Dada Singh attack "Cowboy" Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards), throwing a fireball into his eyes. In footage fromt he following week, McCoy says his eyes have been completely damaged that and he has been told that there is a 70% chance that his vision will never be the same again. However, McCoy says there is a 100% chance that he will be coming for Gama Singh, for he will not be stopped.
"Cowboy" Colt McCoy beats Gama Singh in a Blindfold Match despite Dada Singh's interfere attempts. After the match, "Cowboy" Colt McCoy says he does it for the people and the working man, then he is suddenly attacked by The Soviets (Bruiser and Sergei) (Michael Elgin and Madman Fulton), who choke him with a chain. After the match, "Pop" (Scott D'Amore) tries to tell The Russians to stop, but The Russians attack him and drape the Soviet Union flag on top of McCoy.
"Pop" says he took every penny his family ever made to make the IPWF, and says if The Soviets (Bruiser and Sergei) want to disrespect IPWF and America, then next week, he will lace the boots up and face The Soviets with "Cowboy" Colt McCoy and send them back where they came from. He then announces that the popcorn and hot dogs are half off for the rest of the night.
Despite numerous distractions and interference attempts by Sonny Sanders, "Downtown" Daddy Brown beats Julian Cumberbun in a Loser Leaves Town Match to become the IPWF International Commonwealth Television Champion! As per pre-match stipulation, Julian Cumberbun is no longer in IPWF. After the match, the rest of the locker room celebrates with "Downtown" Daddy Brown in the ring.
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