Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for October 29, 2019

Naomichi Marufuji beats "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander. After the match, Marufuji wants to shake Alexander's hand, but "All Ego" Ethan Page does not let Alexander do it. Alexander stops him, then almost takes the handshake only to pull his hand back and taunt Marufuji along with Page.

Backstage, oVe (Sami Callihan, Dave Crist, Jake Crist, Madman Fulton) is told that Dave, Jake and Fulton are banned from the building. Sami pulls Madman Fulton off of security, then tells the rest of oVe they have the night off.

At the treehouse, Desmond Xavier talks about a woman that he just met when Zachary Wentz' mom is brought up. All of a sudden, Fallah Bahh shows up. When all Fallah says is "Bahh," The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier, Trey Miguel, Zachary Wentz) produce some marijuana, and Fallah Bahh is now speaking English and wearing glasses. He then says he is not true to himself unlike The Rascalz, and while they have each other's back, he let TJP crash and burn. The Rascalz let him know that he has to believe in himself and take care of business, and that he has to "risk it to get the biscuit." A more confident Fallah Bahh then leaves the treehouse.

Rosemary, Alexia Nicole and Jordynne Grace beat Taya Valkyrie, Kiera Hogan and Madison Rayne with an inside cradle from Jordynne to Taya after Kiera hurts her shoulder on a hurricanrana and Madison Rayne leaves Taya high and dry.

We hear from Rob Van Dam, who says that he came up with his own moves when everyone else got theirs from him, and that without him, there would be a lot less wrestling superstars right now. He also talks about how much bigger wrestlers were in vogue when he was making a career, then says he is tired of carrying Rhino and the whole ECW locker room and that he is one of a kind.

We see a video package for Michael Elgin vs. Fallah Bahh, which takes place next week.

Rich Swann and Willie Mack beat The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Raj Singh).

Backstage, Rhino is aggressively looking for Rob Van Dam, then says he will rip him in half and finish him with a Gore at Turning Point.

We hear from Moose, who is on a golf course. He talks about his NFL career and his transition to professional wrestling, then says he proved he is the best MMA fighter of all time after beating Ken Shamrock. He then decides to show why he is the greatest golfer of all time, and try to hit a hole-in-one. When his ball disappears, he attacks one of the two men on the green, then places a ball in the hole. He then announces he will return to Impact next week.

Ken Shamrock shows up. Shamrock says he never thought he would be in a wrestling ring again until what happened with Moose. He says that he was bound to win, and that it hurt not to be able to do so. He says he has done a lot of soul searching to figure out what is next, but before he can mention what he ha come to a conclusion to, Joey Ryan suddenly shows up. Joey says that Shamrock has accomplished a lot in his career, then says that Shamrock has one more mountain to climb. Shamrock says he does know him, but Joey says he is the guy who's made wrestling fun again. Suddenly, Shamrock says "You're that penis guy!" He admits that he finds what Joey Ryan does pretty funny, then says he is a real fighter while Joey is a gimmick. Joey asks why he is afraid to "touch it" if he is just a gimmick, and asks if it is because it will tap him out faster than a Gracie choke. Shamrock says he was not here to announce his retirement, and instead, he is putting the locker room on notice and is willing to snap Joey's ankle in half. Joey takes the challenge for next week as "The World's Most Dangerous Man versus The World's Most Dangerous Manhood." Joey Ryan offers to shake his hand, and Shamrock shakes it. When Joey tries to put Shamrock's hand on his groin, however, Shamrock shoves Joey out of the ring.

We see a video package of Tessa Blanchard.

Ace Austin beats Eddie Edwards in a Street Fight after placing a piece of pipe in his wristband, backhanding Eddie and putting Eddie through a table.

The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is Havok vs. Su Yung in their recent Monster's Ball Match.

Backstage, a woman named Suzy - who looks like a cleaned-up, much nicer version of Su Yung - shows up and freaks everyone out. She does not know why she is here, but she feels like she should be here.

Backstage, Johnny Swinger tries to get Alisha Edwards booked onto a show - and hit on her - when Ace Austin shows up and tells Swinger to beat it. Afterwards, Ace Austin talks with Alisha about her not being at his party, but Alisha says things are complicated. Ace asks Alisha to put Eddie Edwards behind her and go out to dinner with him. Alisha agrees to do that next week.

Sami Callihan beats "The Machine" Brian Cage in a steel cage match to become Impact World Champion! After the match, Tessa Blanchard gets in the cage and has a staredown with Sami to end the show.

Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!