Friday, October 13, 2017

Global Wars: Pittsburgh - The Results

Hiromu Takahashi beats Mark Briscoe by referee stoppage when Mark Briscoe injures his elbow rolling out of the corner very early in the match.

Before the next match, The Addiction ("The Almighty" Christopher Daniels and "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) show up not dressed to wrestle. Kazarian wishes everyone a happy Friday the 13th, and says there are "some very scary looking ladies in the building." They also announced that they are not dressed to wrestle as they are not going to wrestle. Kazarian then recalls the crowd cheering him when he pretended to join Bullet Club, and says the fans are only here to drink, throw streamers and get themselves over. As a result, they are not wrestling tonight because the fans do not deserve to see them wrestle tonight. As they leave, Daniels says they are not dressed to wrestle, but that they do not need to be to beat Best Friends (Trent Barretta and Chuckie T). After asking the crowd if they want to see that, he tells them to "eat a dizz" as they are not wrestling tonight and the fans can all go to Hell. Shortly after The Addiction leaves, The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara) show up, and talk about how every time the Cleveland Browns come to town, they kick the Pittsburgh Steelers' asses and how the fans will have something in common with the Steelers as none of them want anything from The Dawgs. Titus then says this is why they will beat Best Friends tonight, and that nobody wants anything from them.

Best Friends (Trent Barretta and Chuckie T) beat The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara). During the match, Will Ferrara pulls out a chain, but Cheeseburger runs in, takes it away from Ferrara and proceeds to jump on the apron and distract Rhett Titus. This allows Best Friends to hit the Dudebuster for the win. After the match, Best Friends almost leave the ring irritated with Cheeseburger, but they end up hugging in the end.

Jay Lethal beats Jay White.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) retain the ROH World Tag Team Championships against The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and The Kingdom (Vinny Marseglia and TK O'Ryan). After the match, The Motor City mahine Guns are attacked by The Addiction ("The Almighty" Christopher Daniels and "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) until Best Friends (Trent Barretta and Chuckie T) run into make the save. Kazarian is clotheslined out of the ring, while Daniels is at the mercy of both teams in the ring and falls victim to a double choke slam from Best Friends. Afterwards, Best Friends hands the ROH World Tag Team Championships back to The Motor City Machine Guns.

Bully Ray shows up. He talks about how he concussed at Death Before Dishonor, and says he does not know what his future is and that he does not know if he will ever wrestle again. Last week, he got a call from the Ring of Honor executives telling him not to show up and take care of himself, and he considered it for a little while until he found out what towns the Global Wars tour would be in and realized that there was no way he was not going to show up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The fans chant "E-C-DUB," and he finds it interesting that the fans would chant that, as the Golden Dome is nearby and that passionate wrestling cities like Pittsburgh will always mean something to him. In 1996, he wrestled for the very first time in Pittsburgh, and remember when Troy Palomalo jumped over the guardrail and Speared him. He feels that it was necessary to show up and make eye contact with the fans, and says that you will not meet a lot of wrestlers who appreciates the fans like he does. He says that Pittsburgh has always been a great town for him regardless of where he was working at the time, and that this is his first time in Pittsburgh with ROH and it tops all the other times he has been here. He hopes that he gets to see the fans again one day, but he does not think it will happen. In case this is the last time, he thanks the fans and says "it's been a hell of a run."

"The Exotic Goddess" Mandy Leon, Deonna Purrazzo and Jenny Rose beat Sumie Sakai, Faye Jackson and Britt Baker after Faye Jackson taps to a Fujiwara arm bar from Purrazzo.



Kenny King retains the ROH World Television Championship against Matt Taven, KUSHIDA, "Hangman" Adam Page, Josh "The Goods" Woods and Punishment Martinez.

War Machine (Hanson and Raymond Rowe) beat Killer Elite Squad (Davey Boy Smith Jr. and Lance Archer).

Minoru Suzuki beats "The Last Real Man" Silas Young with a steel chair and the help of Davey Boy Smith Jr. after Suzuki pushes Silas into referee Todd Sinclair. The Beer City Bruiser fights Davey Boy Smith Jr., but he misses a somersault senton from the apron.

Before the next match, "The Villain" Marty Scurll says that since they are in "Bullet Club country," they might as well make it a little more interesting and make it a title match. The match is officially made a math for the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships under "Bullet Club Rules."

Bullet Club ("The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega, "The Villain" Marty Scurll) retain the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships against CHAOS (Toru Yano, YOSHI-HASHI, "The Aerial Assassin" Will Ospreay) after Toru Yano submits to Marty Scurll's Chickenwing.

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