Saturday, October 14, 2017

Global Wars: Columbus - The Results

Before the next match, "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian says tonight is the best night of the fans' lives as The Addiction ("The Almighty" Christopher Daniels, Kazarian) are here and they are here for their viewing pleasure. With that said, he tells the fans to stop with the false cheers, as they do not respect The Addiction. He sees numerous Young Bucks and Bullet Club T-shirts in the crowd, and tells anyone wearing a Bullet Club shirt to show up in the parking lot after the match so they can kick their asses. He then says that none of them will show up and tells the fans to eat a dick. Daniels says the success of Ring of Honor is a direct results of what The Addiction has done for professional wrestling, but instead of true respect, teams like The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) are hiding and defending their titles against teams like The Kingdom (Matt Taven, Vinny Marseglia, TK O'Ryan) and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson). If the Machine Guns won't defend against them, then they will take the other half of Search and Destroy and kick their asses, and when they are done with them, the fans will have permission to worship them.

The Addiction ("The Almighty" Christopher Daniels, "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) beat Search and Destroy (Johnathan Gresham and Jay White).

Before the next match, Kenny King asks if there are any Ohio State Buckeyes fans in the building. He says every Buckeye he has seen has been tough, strong and resilient: three words that describe his tag team partner for tonight: Mark Briscoe. They were supposed to take "Hangman" Adam Page and "The Villain" Marty Scurll tonight (whom he calls "The Bullet Club B-Team"), but pro wrestling is a dangerous game and he dislocated his shoulder in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and will not be able to wrestle. Nevertheless, he is a fighting champion, and if he has to fight in a 2-on-1 handicap match, so be it. When he is done with Page and Scurll, Page will be waking up teaching high school kids and Scurll will be "Party Marty" all over again. Page and Scurll show up, and Scurll says he and Page from being a B-Team, and says King couldn't even get a date on a reality show. He says King cannot face them one-on-one, much less two-on-one, and says King does not have a tag team partner because nobody wants to team with him and that nobody likes him. Scurll then says he is a fair man, and offers the fans a chance to team with Kenny King, and that they don't even care if it's a commentator. Colt Cabana takes off his headset and takes that as a challenge, and much to the aggravation of Page and Scurll, who tell Colt to do his job, King starts a "Boom Boom" chant, leading to Colt replacing Mark Briscoe in the match.

Jay Lethal beats Hiromu Takahashi. Before the match begins, it is made official that Colt Cabana will be tagging with Kenny King against Bullet Club ("Hangman" Adam Page and "The Villain" Marty Scurll).

The Big Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara) guests on commentary for the next match.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) retain the ROH WOrld Tag Team Championships against "The Last Real Man" Silas Young and The Beer City Bruiser.

"The Aerial Assassin" Will Ospreay and CHAOS (YOSHI-HASHI and Toru Yano) beat Minoru Suzuki and The Killer Elite Squad (Davey Boy Smith Jr. and Lance Archer). BJ Whitmer guests on commentary during the match, and stays through the show.

Sumie Sakai beats Holidead in the latter's ROH debut.



Shane Taylor beats Josh "The Goods" Woods.

Colt Cabana and Kenny King beat Bullet Club ("Hangman" Adam Page and "The Villain" Marty Scurll).

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes retains the ROH World Championship against KUSHIDA. At the beginning of the match, Cody chews the crowd out for not being loud enough, saying that Boston, Massachusetts and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania are "miles ahead of this dump." This actually causes the crowd to get louder.

Bullet Club (Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega) retain the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships against Best Friends (Trent Baretta and Chuckie T) and Flip Gordon. During the match, "Handman" Adam Page, "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and "The Villain" Marty Scurll yank referee Paul Gordon out of the the ring. The Best Friends take advantage of Paul Gordon being knocked out by pulling a table out of the ring and trying to choke slam Nick Jackson through it, but Matt saves Nick and both of the Jackson brothers and Kenny Omega superkick Best Friends off the stage and into the table. This then leads to a superkick duel between Flip Gordon and Bullet Club that leads to a Meltzer Driver with the jump spiking Gordon into the mats occurring from the stage. After a combination One Winged Angel and Meltzer Driver, Bullet Club retains the six-man titles.

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