Total Nonstop Deletion - Impact Wrestling recap for December 15, 2016

Senor Benjamin tells us not to try this at home. Vanguard-1 tells us no drones were harmed in the making of this production.

Gilbert Corsey announces "Tag Team Apocalypto" on the local news in Cameron, North Carolina. Betty-Sue Fuentes reports live from the Hardy estate, where a volcano has formed out of nowhere. Itchweeed shows up and does some gardening on the volcano.

The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Matt Hardy and Brother Nero) show up. Matt says that 50 of his own soldiers have been invited and are here at their own risk, and that Apocalypto has shut down the town. He plans to give the people in the compound the show of a lifetime, and announces his son King Maxel will make his in-ring debut. Suddenly, Rockstar Spud shows up, and Matt deems him worthy of deletion. Spud says nobody is getting deleted, especially not him. He says everyone, including himself, is sick and tired of the entire Hardy clan, including King Maxel, who hasn't even gotten his first match and is more over than him. He wants to be Maxel's debut opponent so he can teach him some respect. Matt Hardy sanctions the match, then brings in a referee, then declares the match a no-disqualification match. After King Maxel makes his entrance, Senor Benjamin zaps Spud from behind with a taser, allowing King Maxel to beat Rockstar Spud in his in-ring debut. After the match, Glenn Gilberti (also known as Disco Inferno) is seen backstage saying "Thank God it wasn't me this time. Hey, does anybody want to play poker?"

Gilbert Corsey and Betty-Sue Fuentes report on the fact that all roads to Cameron, North Carolina are closed and that everyone is told to stay indoors. Gregory Shane Helms shows up with Trevor Lee and Andrew Everett, ready to enter Apocalypto.

The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) show up at the Hardy household. Matt Hardy invites them into his home. Also, Robert Gibson is a fan of green beans.

Sienna is in the ring. She says that Rosemary is not here, because she's scared of her. She then makes herself #1 contender, then issues an open challenge for the #1 contendership which is answered by Vanguard-1. However, Vanguard-1 cannot wrestle a woman as Vanguard-1 is a drone, and is tossed out of the match. Sienna starts a count so she can win by forfeit, but the challenge is answered by ODB, who hasn't been seen in TNA in quite some time.

Sienna beats ODB to stay #1 contender after the referee is knocked out and Vanguard-1 tries to make the count only to be removed from the ring by another referee, costing ODB the match. ODB gives Vanguard-1 some love after the match.

Gregory Shane Helms is backstage with Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett and "Broken" Matt Hardy when Matt Hardy has a premonition that someone will come out of the Lake of Reincarnation re-incarnated. Helms tells Matt that he'll see him in the ring.

Itchweeed shows up on a ride-on mower, weed whacker in hand.

Itchweeed beats Jack Sterling, then cuts holes in Sterling's shirt with his weed whacker after the match.

We look back at The Hardys' petting zoo experience.

Lashley vs. Eddie Edwards for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship after Lashley spears Eddie through the Dome of Deletion. Lashley and Eddie continue to fight outside.

Tag Team Apocalyptico - which features The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Matt Hardy and Brother Nero), The Helms Dynasty (Trevor Lee and Andrew Everett with Gregory Shane Helms), Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss) and The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) gets weird when volcanic smoke fills the Dome of Deletion. Decay fights multiple teams in front of the gates fo the Hardy estate, while The Hardys and The Helms Dynasty fight all over town. Also, Rockstar Spud partners with Hornswoggle and Gregory Shane Helms is changed back into his 3 Count era persona after being sent into the Lake of Reincarnation (and becoming The Hurricane after being superkicked into the Lake of Reincarnation, being sent into the lake for a second time). After numerous events and guest spots, as well as Eddie Edwards and Lashley continuing to punish each other long after their match is declared a no-contest, The Broken Hardys retain the TNA World Tag Team Championships and we find out that Reby Hardy is having another child.

Here are the events of Tag Team Apocalyptico in no particular order, because this is indeed broken brilliance.