Sunday, February 14, 1999

In Your House 27: St. Valentine's Day Massacre - The Results

Goldust beats The Blue Meanie, who is "Bluedust" for this match. After the match, Goldust hits Bluedust with Shattered Dreams after Bluedust moved out of the move before.

Bob Holly beats Al Snow to win the vacant WWF Hardcore Championship after wrapping Snow in chain link fencing near the Mississippi River outside of the arena. (For those who have not watched Sunday Night Heat, "Road Dogg" Jesse James was forced to vacate the title after suffering injuries from a backstage attack.)



We see footage from earlier today where The Ministry of Darkness met in the arena. The Undertaker says that the massacre tonight will be nothing like the massacre that they will unleash from hereon. Tonight, Mideon steps into the ring with The Big Boss Man, and will take his soul and weaken his body. Tonight, the power from beyond has spoken to him, and the Ministry's fate and purpose in life begins tonight.

The Big Boss Man beats Mideon. After the match, the rest of The Ministry of Darkness shows up and surrounds the ring, and The Undertaker arrives with Paul Bearer as the rest of The Ministry surrounds and attacks The Big Boss Man. The Ministry then carry The Big Boss Man out of the ring and carry him to the back.

WrestleMania 15 is coming live to pay-per-view on Sunday, March 28th!

Kevin Kelly interviews D'Lo Brown, Ivory and "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. D'Lo Brown says that he and Henry have found something to counteract Debra, and that something is Ivory. He and Henry are coming full bore for the tag titles, and if Debra interferes during the match, Ivory will rip every bit of Debra's clothes off of her.

Before the next match, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry presents Ivory some chocolate.

Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against D'Lo Brown and "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry with a Figure Four Leg Lock to Mark Henry. During the match, Debra tries to distract D'Lo Brown, but Ivory steps in. As D'Lo Brown tries to separate them - and the referee is focused on what is going on outside of the ring, Owen hits Henry in the back of the knee with Jarrett's guitar, and Jarrett is able to get the Figure Four Leg Lock on Jarrett. After the match, Ivory tries to rip the clothes off of Debra, and ends up ripping the back of her top.

Kevin Kelly interviews Mankind, who says it will take more than an attack from behind to beat him. He is now taking this match very, very seriously and he has a gameplan and a state of mental preparation that he intends to stick to that will make him a very ugly person.

It is announced that 19,082 people are in the arena tonight.

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Before the next match, Val Venis says it's St. Valentine's Day. He tells the ladies that "The Big Valbowski" has a "heart-on" for them.

Val Venis beats "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock to become the WWF Intercontinental Championship in a match with "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn as special guest referee. During the match, Ken Shamrock confronts Ryan Shamrock for helping Val Venis get out of the ankle lock. Ryan slaps him (after Shamrock tells her to), then shoves Billy Gunn when he confronts him. This leads to Billy Gunn forearming Shamrock before throwing him into the ring and giving a fast count when Val Venis goes for the pinfall. After the match, Shamrock attacks Gunn before heading to the back, then Gunn punches Venis a few times in the face.

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WWF co-owner Shane McMahon guests on commentary for the next match.

Kane and Chyna beat D-Generation X ("Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley and X-Pac) after WWF co-owner Shane McMahon attacks X-Pac, which causes X-Pac to chase Shane back to the back. Kane then choke slams Triple H to stop the Pedigree and places Chyna on top of Triple H for the pinfall.

The Rock vs. Mankind in a Last Man Standing Match for the WWF Championship ends in a draw. During the match, The Rock sings his own version of Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel" - entitled "Smackdown Hotel" - only for Mankind to put him in the Mandible Claw while still layind down. As he has him in the hold, Mankind accidentally knocks out referee Earl Hebner and has to revive him. As he revives him, The Rock is able to fight back and hit a DDT. After a double arm DDT into a sttel chair and another application of the Mandible Claw, The Rock counters with a knee to the gut only for Mankind to go for another Mandible Claw. The Rock counters with a Rock Bottom, and both men are down. Both men get up and grab a steel chair, and both men are down again when they hit each other with a steel chair at the same time. Neither man is able to get up before the count, and the match ends in a draw. Referees check on both men as the crowd chants "bullshit." Both men are placed on stretchers, and The Rock is fitted with a neck brace. Both men are then placed in ambulances and taken to the hospital. Mankind retains the WWF Championship.

Before the next match, Vince McMahon refuses to get in the ring, and "Stone Cold' Steve Austin has to chase him into it to get him in. Once that happens, Vince does what he can to keep Austin from getting back in the cage. Austin falls off the cage wall while trying to climb his way in, and the ref checks on him. Vince leaves the cage and goes after Austin, but it becomes obvious that Austin is playing possum when he hits Vince with a clothesline and starts beating him up outside of the ring, using whatever instruments are at his disposal. The ringside brawl ends up going in and out of the crowd, especially after Vince flips Austin off, which causes Austin to chase him up some stairs. The brawl then returns back to ringside, and Austin slams Vince into the steel cage wall a few times. Austin and Vince eventually climb up to the top of the cage at the same time, and Austin rams Vince's head into the top of the steel cage wall, causing him to drop several feet downwards into the Spanish commentary table, which collapses upon impact. A stretcher has to be brought out for Vince McMahon, who is unable to move after going through the Spanish commentary table, and a neck brace is fitted on Vince. All the while, Austin is in the steel cage, walking around and taking a look at what is happening to Vince. Ring announcer Howard Finkel is about to declare Austin the winner, but Austin takes the microphone, says "that's bullshit," ad says that the guarantees he has not made in this match have yet to be made, that the bell never rang to start to match, and that he was never in the ring with him at the same time at any point between then and now. He says Vince is not losing that easily. Since Vince is still breathing, he asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they want to see him "finish this can of whoop-ass." Austin then goes after Vince as he is stretchered out of the arena on the gurney, and wheels the gurney over to the ring and runs it into the ring. He then beat him up with the stretcher board a few times before tossing him into the ring and getting him in there with him. The bell is rung. The match begins.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin beats Vince McMahon in a Steel Cage Match to keep his shot at the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 15. During the match, Austin meets all of his guarantees and is mouthing off at Vince after a Stunner when a large man in black comes out from underneath the ring. That man is none other than The Giant, formerly from WCW, referred to by his real name of Paul Wight. Paul Wight throws Austin into a steel cage wall, then Vince screams at Austin. At the behest of Vince, Paul Wight throws AUstin into another steel cage wall, but this time the cage wall gives way and disconnects from the rest of the cage. Austin climbs down and lands on the floor, ending the match. After the match, Paul Wight helps Vince up and helps him to the back as the show ends.

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