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Sunday, June 5, 2022

Hell In A Cell 2022 - The LIVE Results



It is announced that Cody Rhodes has suffered a partially torn right pectoral tendon during a brawl with Rollins and that it has torn off the bone during training; nevertheless, he will still wrestle tonight.

In footage from earlier today, Byron Saxton interviews Ezekiel. Ezekiel says Kevin Owens is a "tough S.O.B." and that he cannot take away from that or anything he has done, then says Owens is underestimating him and that this is his first big show. He says that he and Elias talk sporadically, and says that Elias had his reasons for leaving that he hopes to find out someday. Ezekiel talks about how he and Elias grew up watching WWE and how they dreamed of being tag team champions one day. He hopes that Elias is watching, as they both were at Hell In A Cell 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the cell and his brother told him "One day, brother." Ezekiel says Owens has made his life a living hell and has tried to embarass him, but every step of the way, the "Zeke Freaks" have been by his side. He says that when the bell turns, it is his turn, and Owens will find out that he is who he says he is.

Bianca Belair retains the WWE Raw Women's Championship against Asuka and Becky Lynch after Becky hits Asuka with the Manhandle Slam only for Bianca to toss Becky out of the ring and pick the bones of Becky's handiwork to pin Asuka and retain the title.





Backstage, MVP and Omos are met by Cedric Alexander. MVP tells Cedric that he has failed to get back onto his good graces, that The Hurt Business is done and that they are done. Omos says to Cedric "It's time for you to go."

Lashley beats MVP and Omos in a two-on-one handicap match after Cedric Alexander tries to interfere only to get tossed out of the ring by Omos, which leads to Lashley hitting Omos with a Spear and submitting MVP with the Hurt Lock to win. After the match, Lashley takes a WWE Championship replica belt from a fan and lifts it up, saying "I'm coming!"



Kevin Owens bwats Ezekiel after knocking Ezekiel off the top rope to stop a second elbow drop before hitting two superkicks, a Cannonball Senton and a Stunner.



Judgment Day (Edge, Damian Priest and Rhea Ripley) beat "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, Finn Balor and Liv Morgan in a six-person tag match.





Backstage, Bobby Lashley runs into Cedric Alexander, who says that he is sick and tired of being tried like an unwanted toy and that Omos and MVP got what they deserve, and that it is time to stand on his own two feet. Lashley tells Cedric he has to stand up for himself around here, then tells him not to interfere in his matches ever again.

Madcap Moss beats Happy Corbin in a No Holds Barred match after wrapping a chair around Corbin's neck and slamming the ring steps into them to injure Corbin's neck. After the match, medical staff have to help Corbin into a neck brace and onto a stretcher.



Austin Theory retains the WWE United States Championship against Mustafa Ali.



"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes beats Seth Rollins despite suffering a torn right pectoral tendon - and a giant bruise on the right side of hs chest - following two Cross Rhodes and a sledgehammer shot.

Sunday, June 20, 2021

Hell in a Cell 2021 - The LIVE Results



Backstage, Megan Morant interviews Sami Zayn, who talks about karma and how good people are eventually rewarded while people like Kevin Owens eventually get punished. He says that he was doubtful about karma at first, as he has gone month after month without anything going his way until Kevin Owens started getting bad karma, then says that Kevin Owens is not at 100% because he cannot even breathe. He says that when he wins tonight, he will not just win a match, he will be serving up cosmic justice.

Natalya beats Mandy Rose in the kick-off match with the Sharpshooter.



Bianca Belair retains the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship against Bayley in a Hell In A Cell Match with a K.O.D. into a ladder.



Backstage, Megan Morant interviews Bianca Belair, who says that while Bayley kicked her butt, she will never forgive her for mocking her.

We hear from Alexa Bliss, who says that Lily is still serving her time-out. She says that "The Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler brought all the negativity she got on herself, and warns everyone to be careful what they wish for and to expect the unexpected, as nobody knows who will answer when they knock on her door.

Seth Rollins beats Cesaro with a surprise inside cradle.



Money In The Bank is live on Sunday, July 18th on WWE Network and Peacock!

Backstage, Sarah Schreiber interviews "The Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler, who says that if Alexa Bliss wants to start something with her, she will end it. Nia Jax agrees, and Reginald tries to kiss Shayna's hand only to get smacked.

Alexa Bliss beaats "The Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler after using her hypnotic powers on Nia Jax to make her inadvertently slap Reginald before countering the Kirifuda Clutch into a spinning neckbreaker.



Sami Zayn beats Kevin Owens after kicking Owens in the back of the neck, driving Owens' throat into the bottom rope prior to the Helluva Kick.



Charlotte Flair beats Rhea Ripley by disqualification after Rhea Ripley hits Charlotte with the cover of the announce table. Rhea Ripley retains the WWE Raw Women's Championship. After the match, Charlotte and Rhea continue to brawl, and Rhea hits Charlotte with the Riptide.

In a match that sees the original referee in the match get taken out after Bobby Lashley shoves Drew McIntyre and a steel chair hit him in the head and also sees MVP get trapped in the Cell with McIntyre and get a beating, Bobby Lashley retains the WWE Championship against Drew McIntyre in a Hell In A Cell Match with a schoolkid pin after MVP grabs McIntyre's leg to stop him from hitting the Claymore Kick.



Sunday, October 25, 2020

Hell In A Cell 2020 - The LIVE Results





Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews Paul Heyman. Heyman says that if Jey Uso were man enough - which he says he is not - to force Roman Reigns to say he quits, then Roman Reigns quits his claim as Universal Champion, WrestleMania main eventer, top star in WWE, head of the table, head of the family and his destiny as tribal chief. However, if Jey Uso quits, he will be an indentured servant to Roman Reigns and must follow Roman Reigns' every command, or else The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and their immediately families would be exiled from the Anoa'i dynasty.

Backstage, Sarah Schreiber interviews Jeff Hardy. Hardy says he has made plenty of mistakes in his life and has fought his demons in front of the fans, but he has owed up to those mistakes and become a better person. He says that he has been cleared of hitting Elias a long time ago, and that he hopes the real culprit is caught. Jeff says that the real truth that Elias should be worried about is the one standing in front of him tonight.

R-Truth retains the WWE 24/7 Championship against Drew Gulak after countering a Sunset Flip attempt from Gulak off Truth's shlulders with a jackknife pin. After the match, R-Truth runs away from Gulak, Lince Dorado, Gran Metalik, and Akira Tozawa, and R-Truth gets on the microphone on the kickoff panel table Backstage, Mustafa Ali talks with Retribution, who says that he has been watching WWE Superstars plot against each other and make bad decisions while he laughs and shuts down The Hurt Business (MVP, Bobby Lashley, Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander). He says that The Hurt Business is a group of evil people who only care about profits much like WWE and that Retribution has some unfinished business. Ali then proposes a one-on-one match between a member of Retribution and a member of The Hurt Business.





Roman Reigns retains the WWE Universal Championship against Jey Uso in an "I Quit" Match. As per pre-match stipulation, Jey Uso is Roman Reigns' indentured servant. During the match, Roman beats Jey into near-unconsciousness, and Jimmy Uso has to run in and step between Jey and Roman to stop Roman. Roman breaks down and says that he does not know who he is anymore, and says he is sorry. As Jimmy Uso reaches his hand out to Roman, Roman grabs it only to put Jimmy in a guillotine choke. Jimmy grabs Jey's hand, and Jey says "I Quit."



Elias shows up. He says that Jeff Hardy nearly ended his career by hitting him with a car, and says that this provided inspiration for his new album "Universal Truth." Elias then proceeds to sing a song about his match tonight where he also mocks the Thunderdome fans and says that Jeff Hardy can always turn back to alcohol if he loses.

Elias beats Jeff Hardy by disqualification after hitting Elias with his own guitar on the outside.

Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews Otis. He mentions that The Miz has ruined his life just to take the Money In The Bank contract away from now, and now, he is very angry at him.

The Miz beats Otis to win the Money In The Bank contract after Tucker hits Otis with the Money In The Bank briefcase, turning on Otis in the process.



Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews The Miz and John Morrison. The Miz says he did what was necessary for this business to thrive, and Morrision says the contract has a future and a purpose. The Miz says the contract is a golden opportunity, not a prop, and warns the WWE and Universal Champions they are on notice. Miz also says that Otis took the contract and his friend Tucker for granted. Tucker shows up and says this is not about The Miz, then says he turned on Otis because he was forced to carry the load for Otis and did everything for him for the team. Tucker says he is sick of being neglected and being treated as an afterthought, and says that Otis cannot function without him. Otis then shows up and tackles The Miz and Morrison, then chases after Tucker.

Sasha Banks beats Bayley in a Hell In A Cell Match with a Banks Statement with a steel chair to become the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship!



Backstage, Charly Caruso interviews The Hurt Business. MVP says that Bobby Lashley is the CEO of The Hurt Business, and that he leads them into battle. As for Retribution, they want Slapjack. MVP then says they are not only businessmen, but professionals of the highest order who are willing to dish out the pain by any means necessary. They propose that this match is kept one-on-one and and will be for the United States title. Lashley says that if Retribution want to fight, he will be out in the ring waiting for them.

Bobby Lashley retains the WWE United States Championship against Slapjack, then is attacked by the rest of Retribution. Lashley fights back as the rest of The Hurt Business (MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander) show up and force Mustafa Ali to retreat.



Survivor Series - celebrating 30 years of The Undertaker - is live on WWE Network on November 22nd!

Randy Orton beats Drew McIntyre in a Hell In A Cell Match to become WWE Champion for the tenth time.

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Hell In A Cell 2019 - The LIVE Results



Charly Caruso interviews Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. Alexa Bliss says she cannot understand why The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) have a Women's tag team title shot, but Nikki gives her some insight. Alexa says that The Kabuki Warriors have not accomplished as a team, and Nikki says they have proven everyone wrong before and will continue to do so tonight.

Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews Charlotte Flair. Charlotte says that Bayley's "tough girl" act is just an act, and she is soon to become a ten-time Women's Champion.

Natalya beats Lacey Evans with the Sharpshooter during the kickoff. After the match, Natalya hits Lacey Evans with The Woman's Right.



Backstage, Sarah Schreiber interviews Ali, who feels like every time he tries to take a step forward, he takes two step back. He has had missed opportunities knock him down, but he will not stay down and he will get back up. Suddenly, Randy Orton shows up and says he remembers when Ali had momentum, because he stopped it. Ali challenges him to a match tonight to see who has the momentum. Orton accepts.

Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews Erick Rowan, who says that Friday night was one battle in a war he intends to win. Tonight, there are no rules for Roman Reigns and "The New" Daniel Bryan to hide behind, and he and Luke Harper will get the respect they deserve.

It is announced that Tyson Fury will be on Raw tomorrow night to address what happened between him and Braun Strowman on SmackDown.

Becky Lynch retains the WWE Raw Women's Championship against Sasha Banks in a Hell In A Cell Match with a top rope Bexploder into a pile of steel chairs followed by the Dis-Arm-Her.



"The New" Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns beat Erick Rowan and Luke Harper in a tornado tag team match. After the match, Daniel Bryan offers to shake Roman Reigns hand, but when Roman advances, Daniel pulls his hand back and proposes they hug it out instead. They do.



Backstage, Charly Caruso interviews Seth Rollins. He says he has done a lot in his career, but he has never faced anyone like "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt. He says tonight's match will be the greatest test of his career. When the Cell comes down, he has no choice but to fight, survive and burn it down. He then says "At least...I hope so."

Crown Jewel is live on the WWE Network on October 31st at 1 PM Eastern!

Randy Orton beats Ali with an RKO to counter the rolling neckbreaker following Ali standing on his hands to counter the RKO seconds earlier.



Tomorrow night on Raw: Natalya vs. Lacey Evans in a Last Woman Standing Match!

The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) beat Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross to win the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships after Asuka spits green mist into Nikki Cross' face behind the referee's back.



The Viking Raiders (Ivar and Erik) and Braun Strowman beat The O.C. ("The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson) by disqualification after Gallows and Anderson refuse to listen to the referee's instructions as they stomp on Strowman. After the match, The Viking Raiders make the save for Strowman and take out Gallows and Anderson, and Strowman swats Styles out of a Phenomenal Forearm with a devastating right hand. When Gallows and Anderson help Styles up, they have to help him to the back after it is clear that Styles is disoriented that he cannot stand up straight or remember what day it is.



Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) talk about the upcoming WWE Draft Showcase and tomorrow night's Tyson Fury open mic announcement. Suddenly, R-Truth and Carmella show up, and Tamina wins the WWE 24/7 Championship off Carmella before punching out Tyler Breeze.

Before the next match, King Corbin says he is disappointed to have to face Chad Gable again, especially after he put The Rock in his place. He demands respect from the fans, saying he is giving them a glimmer of hope. He then tells the fans that no matter how bad they have it, Chad Gable has it worse, as he will never be tall enough to be taken seriously or good enough to beat him. He then hopes that Gable's career is short like his legs, then dubs him "Shorty Gable."

Chad Gable beats King Corbin with a schoolkid pin as the referee tries to stop King Corbin from using his royal scepter as a weapon. After the match, ring announcer Greg Hamilton calls Chad Gable "Shorty Gable."



Tamina is seen running away from Carmella and R-Truth near the international commentary tables, and she uses Funaki as a human shield. When R-Truth tries to get Funaki to defend himself, Tamina pushes him into R-Truth, then Carmella hits a superkick and allows R-Truth to win the WWE 24/7 Championship for the 20th time.

Charlotte Flair beats Bayley with the Figure Eight after Bayley gets caught using the top rope for leverage to win the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship for the fifth time, giving Charlotte her tenth championship reign on the main roster.



Backstage, Chad Gable - who is okay with being called "Shorty Gable" now - tells Kayla Braxton to ask King Corbin how it felt to come up short tonight after not knowing when to quit. He says that tonight, Gable was the bigger man. As Gable walks away, he is suddenly ganged up on by King Corbin, who attacks him before tossing him into a garbage can.

"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE Universal Championship ends in referee stoppage after Rollins hits Wyatt with a steel chair, ladder, toolbox and a sledgehammer to the head. Seth Rollins retains the WWE Universal Championship. After the match, the Cell comes up, and numerous medical personnel tend to Bray Wyatt, putting him on a stretcher - while fans chant "AEW," "bullshit," and "restart the match" - but Rollins still goes after Wyatt. Wyatt's right hand immediately goes for Rollins' mouth and applies the Mandible Claw. Bray Wyatt then hits Sister Abigail on Rollins outside of the ring, then the fans chant "A as Bray Wyatt exposes the concrete outside of the ring. Bray Wyatt then hits Rollins with Sister Abigail on the concrete floor before putting the Mandible Claw back on him to end the show.



Sunday, September 16, 2018

Hell In A Cell 2018 - The LIVE Results



Backstage, Charly Caruso interviews Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. Ambrose says that when Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre lose the Raw tag team titles, they will learn they had no power to begin with. Rollins says that The Shield may hold all of the men's championships on the Raw brand after tonight, and tonight is another chance to prove that The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Roman Reigns) are the workhorses of the WWE.

It is announced that Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton in a Hell In A Cell Match will open the main card.

Before the next match, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) announce that is autumn time again, and that for the fourth time in a row, they are defending tag team championship gold at Hell In A Cell. However, it is not against any old team this year. It is against Aiden English and Rusev, and in their honor, they wrote a song. Before they can sing it, however, Aiden English sings first. This leads to a throat-clearing contest between Aiden English and The New Day before English mocks The New Day as he promises that he and Rusev will win tag team gold.

The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) retain the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships against Rusev and Aiden English when a last-minute strategy change from a hot tag from Aiden English (which at first sees miscommunication between him and Rusev and later sees Aiden put Kofi Kingston in the Accolade) takes a turn for the worse.



Backstage, Mike Rome interviews Mick Foley. Foley says it is emotional to see the cell again, but this time, it is part of two others' people journeys and he just has the best seat in the house when it comes to Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship in a Hell In A Cell Match. Acting Raw General Manager Baron Corbin welcomes Foley to the show and asks if he is ready for the job, then declines advice from Foley on how to be a good General Manager.



Randy Orton beats Jeff Hardy in a weapon-filled Hell In A Cell Match after Jeff Hardy climbs up a ladder and grabs onto the top of the cell to put Orton through a table only to injure himself after Orton rolls off the table. As the referee calls for the cell to be raised so an EMT can check on Jeff Hardy, Orton makes the pin and demands that the referee do his job. Orton gets the pinfall victory. After the match, EMTs stabilize Hardy and put him on a stretcher.



Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles. He says that if Samoa Joe wants to talk about his family, then he cannot wait for his match to start as he is laser-focused and the talking is about to end. He plans to rip Joe's heart out of his chest and walk out WWE Champion, as this is the house that he built.

Becky Lynch beats Charlotte with a surprise elbow following a broken Dis-Arm-Her to win the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship! After the match, Charlotte wants to shake hands, but Becky Lynch holds the title up in the air, tells Charlotte she will never take her moment, and walks away.



It is announced that Jeff Hardy has been transferred to a local medical facility complaining of abdominal pains.

Backstage, The New Day celebrate their tag team title win, then Big E summons Mr. Bootyworth, who brings wine. Kofi - who has suddenly disappeared - returns as Kraemer Kingsman and interviews Xavier Woods and Big E. After an underwear joke, Big E announces The New Day will defend their titles against The Bar at Super Show-Down. Tonight, however, they celebrate, and Woods and Big E dump pancakes on Mr. Bootyworth.

Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre retain the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships against The Shield (Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose) after McIntyre stops a superplex followed by a Falcon Arrow with the Claymore.



In the locker room, Braun Strowman - pleased by Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre retaining the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships - is met by Mick Foley, who tells him his life will change after tonight's match and asks him to respect his authority. Strowman tells him to make the count, and that as long as he does his job, he will do his, as Foley does not want a monster problem.

"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles retains the WWE Championship against Samoa after rolling backwards during the Coaquina Clutch to pin Joe. After the match, an angry Samoa Joe - who says that Styles taps out - insists he is the WWE Champion, but Styles hits him with an enziguri that sends Joe rolling out of the ring. Shortly after the win, the finish is shown from an alternate angle, where it becomes evident that Styles tapped out and the referee did not see it.



Backstage, Charly Caruso interviews The Miz and Maryse. The Miz says that Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan should be thanking them for making them relevant, and says that he and Maryse will turn their cheap stunt into a PR nightmare. Maryse and The Miz say that they will make both Brie and Daniel Bryan into "irrelevant losers."

The Miz and Maryse beats Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella after Maryse reverses a roll-up and grabs the tights while hooking both legs.



It is announced that Jeff Hardy has been throwing up blood, has been passing blood through his mouth, and is currently in abdominal pain.

Despite further damage to her ribs, "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey retains the WWE Raw Women's Championship against Alexa Bliss with an arm bar.



WWE sends condolence to those in the Carolinas affected by Hurricane (now Tropical Depression) Florence.

Backstage, Samoa Joe brings his case that he won the WWE Championship to the referee to the match as well as SmackDown General Manager Paige. Paige tells Joe the referee's decision is final, but he will get his rematch at Super Show-Down. Joe says three weeks isn't good enough, and he wants the rematch to have no count-outs and no disqualifications. Paige says making sure the rematch has a winner is a good idea. Joe says it had better be and leaves.

Bobby Lashley and John Cena will face Kevin Owens and Elias at Super Show-Down.

Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship in a Hell In A Cell Match with Mick Foley as special guest referee ends in a no-contest. Roman Reigns retains the WWE Universal Championship. During the match, Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre show up, but Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins show up soon afterwards and both teams brawl with each other. After Drew McIntyre and Drew Ambrose double clothesline each other following a kendo stick beating to McIntyre from Ambrose and Seth Rollins and Dolph Ziggler get into a brawl on the side of the cell wall on the way that ends with both men going through broken-down announce tables, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show up out of nowhere. Lesnar kicks the cell door down while Paul Heyman sprays something in Mick Foley's eyes, and Brock Lesnar hits two F-5's, one on Braun Strowman and the other on Roman Reigns that has Roman landing directly onto Strowman. Lesnar and Heyman leave, then another referee shows up and calls for the bell, declaring the match a no-contest before checking on both Roman and Strowman with other referees to end the show.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Hell In A Cell 2017 - The LIVE Results



"The Perfect Ten" Tye Dillinger is talking to Commissioner Daniel Bryan, and convinces D-Bry to put him in the United States Championship match. After a brief discussion about the "Yes" and "Ten" hand motions, both men do a "Ten! Yes!" chant.

Dasha Fuentes interviews Charlotte Flair. Charlotte is aware of her title reigns, but wants to concentrate on tonight. She feels she will have to try twice as hard tonight since Natalya knows her very well in the ring. As for whether or not she has a strategy in case of a Carmella cash-in, she says she will deal with it when it happens, as she is focused on Natalya right now and she is good at working on the fly. For her last words, Charlotte says the Flairs are better than the Harts.

Dasha Fuentes interviews Baron Corbin, who is irritated that the United States title is now a Triple Threat Match. He now has a 33% chance of winning, and says this is happening because Styles, Daniel Bryan and Dillinger are friends. Corbin says it will not be funny when he wins the United States title.

Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin beat The Hype Bros (Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley).




The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) speak before the next match. Kofi says there will be a jailbreak tonight. Xavier Woods says that two teams will enter, but only one will leave. The Usos may have the tag team titles on lock, but The New Day have the keys. Big E says this may be the Uso Pentientiary, but tonight is a New Day Apocalypse of biblical proportions.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) in a brutal tag team Hell In A Cell Match to win the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships for a third time.



Kayla Braxton interviews AJ Styles. He wanted to prove something to Baron Corbin, but now Dillinger is involved. The odds may be against him, but to quote the late Tom Petty, you can stand him up at the gates of Hell and he won't back down. He plans to prove why he is United States champion tonight.

Randy Orton beats Rusev. During the match, Randy Orton telegraphs the RKO and Rusev almost counters that into the Accolade, but Orton slips out and hits the RKO for the win.



We see a commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken and WWE 2K18 with Kurt Angle playing both himself and Colonel Sanders.

Baron Corbin beats "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles and "The Perfect Ten" Tye Dillinger after Styles hits Dillinger with the Phenomenal Forearm only for Corbin to rush into the ring, boot Styles out of the ring, and pin Dillinger to win the title.



Charlotte beats Natalya by disqualification after Natalya hits her in her hurt leg with a steel chair. Natalya retains the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship.



It's time for The Fashion Files. Breezango (Tyler Breeze and Fandango) has closed another case. They look back on the case, then The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) show up in disguise. They deliver a tube, and Breeze notices the similarity between "2B" and "tube." The tube is an Ascension poster with a message reading that they want "2B" their friends. The Ascension take off their disguises and says they could have just said no, and Konnor says Breezango should be ashamed of themselves and leave. A knock is heard. Breeze opens the door, and on the floor lies a suitcase. Inside is a gold glow. This is not just a briefcase, this is a new case. That case starts this Tuesday on SmackDown Live.



Despite The Singh Brothers (Sunil and Samir Singh) getting ejected for interfering, Jinder Mahal retains the WWE Championship against "The Artist" Shinsuke Nakamura.



Dasha Fuentes interviews Kevin Owens. He takes the microphone and talks about the Hell In A Cell Match. He says he is WWE's most unforgiving man, and says that Shane McMahon tried to ruin his career and hurt his family to inflate his ego and costing him the United States Championship. He says that he does not work for Shane McMahon tonight, and he does not care if he has to use the cell to tear Shane's flesh. He wants to hurt Shane tonight, and plans to send Shane straight to Hell, right where he belongs.

Before the next match, we hear a record scratch during Dolph Ziggler's entrance. Ziggler refuses to come out to an entrance.

Bobby Roode beats Dolph Ziggler after a series of roll-up reversals. After the match, Ziggler hits Roode with a Zig Zag.



Kevin Owens beats Shane McMahon in a falls count anywhere Hell In A Cell Match. During the match, Owens and Shane fight on the side of the cell after fighting for several minutes on the roof, and kicks Shane off the side and into a commentary table. Shane then clears another commentary table and goes up to the top of the cell after headbutting Owens onto the table. As he leaps down from the top of the cell, someone helps Owens off the table, causing Shane to miss and go through the table. That person is Sami Zayn. As both Owens and Shane are tended to by EMTs, Sami places Owens on top of Shane and makes referee Mike Chioda make the count. After the match, Owens is helped to the back while Shane is placed on a stretcher.



On Talking Smack, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles talks about his United States title loss.



Here are the full results for tonight's show!



Tuesday, October 3, 2017

My predictions for Hell In A Cell 2017

Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin
vs.
The Hype Bros (Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley)

Another last-minute match made for the kick-off! Yay!

My prediction: Gable and Benjamin will win this one.

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jinder Mahal (c)

for the WWE Championship

Well, at least the match will probably be better than the promos where Jinder made fun of Shinsuke. As a matter of fact, it probably won't be a joke compared to those promos.

My prediction: Jinder will probably retain.

Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens

in a Hell In A Cell Match

Everything has hit the fan when it comes to Kevin Owens' irritation with SmackDown Live Commissioner Shane McMahon as of late now that Owens has talked smacked about Shane's family and gotten beaten up for it. After Vince McMahon fired - and then unfired - Shane for him not beating Owens to a bloody pulp, he put Owens in a Hell In A Cell Match against Shane only to get headbutted.

My prediction: Shane will probably win this one.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) (c)

in a Hell In A Cell Match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships

Talk about taking Uso Penitentiary to a figurative and literal level! These two teams are still going at it for the blue brand's tag team titles, and now the stakes have been raised high enough to make this a Hell In A Cell Match.

My prediction: The New Day will retain.

Charlotte vs. Natalya (c)

for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Well, it was only a matter of time before these two faced each other for a title again. This time, the blue brand women's belt is on the line. The bar just might get raised here...

My prediction: Natalya will probably retain.

Baron Corbin vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles (c)

for the WWE United States Championship

Corbin may have come up short in his Money In The Bank Briefcase cash-in, but he has hit it big in causing chaos wherever he goes. Now he has a shot at the WWE United States Championship...

My prediction: Corbin will take the title.

Bobby Roode vs. Dolph Ziggler

After making fun of other Superstars and their entrances, saying they can't come close to what he does in the ring, Ziggler may have met his match - at least in the in-ring ability department - in recent main roster call-up Bobby Roode, who now wants Ziggler to put his money where his mouth is.

My prediction: Roode will probably win this one.

Randy Orton vs. Rusev

Orton and Rusev finally have their match after beating each other in 10 seconds as well as a couple of RKOs out of nowhere. This one probably won't take ten seconds.

My prediction: Orton will probably win this one.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Hell In A Cell 2016 - The LIVE Results

During the kick-off, Brian Kendrick approaches TJ Perkins and asks for his decision, and tells him a win means everything to him. Perkins says he has a lot on the line, and says the Cruiserweight Division represents the past, the present and the future. Kendrick says he was just thinking about their friendship. Perkins tells him to leave the past behind as they will always bee friends. Kendrick wants the Cruiserweight title, but Perkins tells him to be the Brian Kendrick he used to know. Kendrick then tells Perkins to let him win.

Sin Cara, Lince Dorado and Cedric Alexander beat Tony Nese, Drew Gulak and Ariya Daivari.



The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) are in the Social Media Lounge. They say that working out makes them a strong tag team in the ring. Xavier Woods says his favorite video game is Mario Kart: Double Dash, and that he is looking for all sorts of new video game releases as far as UpUpDownDown is concerned. As for how they will beat Sheamus and Cesaro tonight, they're keeping that a secret.

Roman Reigns retains the WWE United States Championship against Rusev in a Hell In A Cell match, giving Reigns his second Hell In A Cell victory.



Tom Phillips interviews Kevin Owens. He says that Seth Rollins will not survive tonight, and that what he will do to him make Rusev vs. Roman Reigns look like a cakewalk, and that Seth won't call himself "The Man" because he'll barely look like one while he can still be called the WWE Universal Champion.

Bayley beats Dana Brooke.



Commissioner Stephanie McMahon and General Manager Mick Foley talk about Survivor Series. Chris Jericho shows up wanting to be part of Team Raw along with Kevin Owens, and Mick Foley almost gets put on The List for interrupting him...but then ends up on there when he tells him that he should be concentrating on Kevin Owens' match for tonight and whether or not Owens stays in one piece.

Raw Talk is on the WWE Network immediately after Hell In A Cell, with Roman Reigns and Bayley joining as special guests.

Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) beat Enzo Amore and Big Cass.



Kevin Owens retains the WWE Universal Championship against Seth Rollins in a Hell In A Cell match after Chris Jericho gets in the cell and assists Owens when Owens accidentally sprays the referee with a fire extinguisher hidden under the ring. After the match, Jericho hits Rollins with a Codebreaker.





Brian Kendrick beats TJ Perkins to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship after Kendrick feigns a leg injury, headbutts Perkins when he tries to check on him and makes him submit to the Captain's Hook.



Cesaro and Sheamus almost get along in the locker room...almost.

Cesaro and Sheamus beat The New Day (Xavier Woods and Big E) after Kofi Kingston is caught hitting Sheamus outside of the ring with Trouble In Paradise. As a result of this, The New Day (Kofi, Big E, Xavier) retain the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships. Cesaro, who thinks he has beaten Woods by submission with the Sharpshooter and won the titles for him and Sheamus, is shocked.



Goldberg returns to Raw tomorrow night.

Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks for the WWE Raw Women's Championship almost ends before it can begin with a vicious brawl between Charlotte and Sasha Banks before the bell can ring and Sasha's back gives out. When Charlotte is about to win the title by forfeit after Sasha is placed on a stretcher, Sasha gets off the stretcher and fights Charlotte.



Charlotte beats Sasha Banks in a Hell In A Cell match to win the WWE Raw Women's Championship after throwing Sasha into a table twice and hitting the Natural Selection.



On Raw Talk, Roman Reigns says he is beat up, but proud of the Raw roster and says that everyone represented the brand. He states that he has done exactly what he said he was going to do, and that as long as he holds the WWE United States Championship, it is the title on Raw, and if anyone wants it, they'll have to come and get it. Roman knows he ruffles everyone's feathers regardless of what people think of him, and says he has two shoulders. He has one strap and is looking for another, and says that he calls Rollins his "little brother" for reason as he makes it known that he is coming for the WWE Universal Championship. He says that if their paths cross, he'll get the revenge he's never gotten.



On Raw Talk, Brian Kendrick calls his Cruiserweight Championship victory the greatest day of his entire life, and insists he be called "The Brian Kendrick" again. He says he has worked hard to stay out of trouble, got the kids look up to him, and played TJ Perkins like a fiddle. When Booker T calls Kendrick out on how he won, this leads to an argument between Kendrick and Booker, with Kendrick saying he is the smartest one in the locker room. Kendrick says he has always been a troublemaker, and that he cleaned up his act to become the person that he is today. He wishes the world for TJ Perkins, but he knew Perkins was soft coming into the match and took advantage of it. He tells Booker T he could never be the same level as him on his worst day, and says he hasn't lost a step and that he is as crafty as ever as he had to work at being smarter. Booker tells Kendrick that he'll never become a Hall of Famer by begging somebody to lay down for him, and Kendrick is stunned that he thought he was being serious when he did that, insisting it was part of the plan to become Cruiserweight Champion...and it worked.



On Raw Talk, Bayley says she knew Dana Brooke would come after her shoulder and take the easy way out, but she came out on top tonight. On the subject of Charlotte saying she is the best woman in the locker room, Bayley says she believed that she herself is the best, and that if she didn't, she wouldn't be here right now. She's bummed out to be on "the outskirts of the conversation," and while she's not as strong or as athletically gifted as the other women, she is working towards it and knows that she will push to the very end. She doubted whether she would make it to the main roster, but she is here and she is proud of the Raw women's division and says the first Women's Hell In A Cell match won't be the last. But at the same time, she feels that could have been her that could have beaten Charlotte. She then tells Charlotte they've been through a whole lot, but she's ready for her and ready for the Raw Women's Championship.

Shortly after Bayley is finished, Jeri-KO show up. Bayley leaves, as does Lita. Renee Young gets put on The List for her pumpkin shirt. They brag about their Hell In A Cell victory tonight, put random people on The List, answer Jerry "The King" Lawler's phone and tell Roman Reigns to go after every other title than his while saying that the Universal Championship is the premiere title in the WWE.

Raw Talk ends with Sheamus and Cesaro arguing with each other.

Monday, October 24, 2016

My predictions for Hell In A Cell 2016

Rusev vs. Roman Reigns (c)

in a Hell in a Cell match for the WWE United States Championship

Here it is again: these two are going at it for the United States title.

My prediction: Roman will retain.

Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens (c)

in a Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Universal Championship

Things didn't go so well last time for Seth Rollins, and now he has a rematch for the WWE Universal Championship...and this it's one-on-one with the champ himself. With Owens riding high in the WWE as he has always dreamed, will it all come crashing down on him this time around?

My prediction: Rollins will probably take the title.

Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks (c)

in a Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship

Because Charlotte doing a top rope corkscrew moonsault to the outside was a dress rehearsal, that's why. Also, two women. In Hell in a Cell. Not a cage match. Hell in a Cell. What a difference two years makes.

My prediction: Sasha will retain.

Brian Kendrick vs. T.J. Perkins (c)

for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

T.J. Perkins may be the man with infinite lives, but Brian Kendrick has no lives and no continues the way that he sees his situation. He has one last shot to make a big impact in WWE, and he must beat Perkins for the Cruiserweight title to do it...

My prediction: Kendrick will probably take the title.

Sheamus and Cesaro
vs.
The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) (c)

for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships

It's the two guys who can't get along vs. The Get-Along Gang that is The New Day. This is going to be something...

My prediction: Calling it now, Sheamus and Cesaro will win the tag team titles on accident and become the next Team Hell No.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass
vs.
Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)

Two of the most popular tag teams on Raw are now ready to do battle. It's the gift of gab vs. the killers of magic. Who's gonna win this one.

My prediction: Enzo and Cass will probably win this one.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Hell In A Cell 2015 - The LIVE Results

Jojo interviews John Cena, who brings the United States Championship Open Challenge to a pay-per-view for the first time tonight. He tells everyone interested in the challenge that if they're not first, they're last, and he plans to start tonight with history.

Earlier today, Kevin Owens was outside the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. He makes fun of sports and says he doesn't follow them, but he still knows "that the Lakers suck" even though everyone still grovels over them and calls Magic Jordan "Magic Jackson" when referring to the Magic statue outside of the arena, which he is standing in front of them. He then says he will make tonight "The Kevin Owens Show" and retain the Intercontinental Championship against Ryback as he proves that he is "the King of Los Angeles."

It is announced that nobody will be allowed at ringside for the Divas Championship rematch between Nikki Bella and Charlotte.

Neville, Cesaro and Dolph Ziggler beat Rusev, Sheamus and King Barrett.

The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) are in the social media lounge. They have no remorse for putting Xavier Woods through a table, especially after he cost them the tag team titles on two separate occasions. They plan to become ten-time tag team champions tonight.

John Cena shows up to start the show proper. He goes straight to the open challenge for the WWE United States Championship...which is answered by...Zeb Colter? Zeb Colter is back, this time in a Hoveround, and announces Cena's challenger, whom he says will do more with the title than even Cena has ever had: Alberto Del Rio, who hasn't been seen in WWE for over a year.



Alberto Del Rio beats John Cena to win the WWE United States Championship!



Seth Rollins meets up with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon backstage. As soon as he talks about how he doesn't want to live in a world with Kane in power as Director of Operations, Kane shows up. Rollins tells Kane to cut the crap. Kane wishes Seth Rollins luck tonight.

Roman Reigns beats Bray Wyatt in a Hell In A Cell match after sending Wyatt eye-first into a kendo stick stuck in the turnbuckles and hits the Spear.





Kofi Kingston thanks the fans for all their support, and says that Xavier Woods would play a song of gratitude if he were here right now. Big E makes fun of the Los Angeles Lakers before saying the trombone is all that is left of Woods and that trombone players mourn his loss. They then plede to play drums on The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) "like a Caucasian Kamala."

The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) after Kofi tries to trick the referee into giving The New Day a win by disqualification after making it look like Bubba Ray hit him with Xavier's trombone a la Eddie Guerrero. It doesn't work, and the Dudleys have the match won until Big E gets D-Von out of the way by using the trombone as a weapon behind the referee's back and Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise on Bubba Ray.



Charlotte retains the WWE Divas Championship against Nikki Bella after reversing a Rack Attack into a Figure Eight. Paige and Becky Lynch rush out to celebrate Charlotte's victory after the match.



Survivor Series - 25 Years of Undertaker - takes place November 22nd.



Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns celebrate Roman's win backstage.

Bill Simmons and Seth Green are in the crowd tonight.

Seth Rollins retains the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Demon Kane after reversing a choke slam into a Pedigree. As per the pre-match stipulation, Corporate Kane is relieved of his duties as Director of Operations.

Kevin Owens retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Ryback after grabbing the top rope to evade Shell Shocked.

Brock Lesnar beats The Undertaker in a bloody and destructive Hell In A Cell match after a low blow and an F5 on the exposed wood of a ring with its mat ripped open. After the match, 'Taker is somehow able to get up under his own power, and Brock Lesnar stumbles to the floor once on his way out. Before 'Taker can close the show, The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman) shows up and surround Undertaker before attacking him. After the beating, the fearsome foursome carry 'Taker to the back to end the show.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

My predictions for Hell in a Cell 2015

Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro and Neville
vs.
King Barrett, Sheamus and Rusev

Now that Randy Orton is out and the original kick-off match of Dean Ambrose and Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper and Braun Strowman isn't happening, the kick-off is being replaced with a rematch of a six-man tag match from the last Raw before Hell in a Cell. Yippee.

My prediction: Ziggler, Cesaro and Neville are getting their win back.

Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker
in a Hell in a Cell match


It's finally led to this: after thirteen years, these two behemoths of wrestling history have what is advertised as their final confrontation...and it's in the Cell. How will this all end?

My prediction: 'Taker's takin' it all the way.

Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
in a Hell in a Cell match

After several months of going back and forth, Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt will hopefully settle things once and for all inside the Cell.

My prediction: Roman will beat Bray for good.

Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte (c)

for the WWE Divas Championship

After the amazing victory by Charlotte to win the WWE Divas Championship and put Nikki Bella's record-breaking reign to an end, the real work begins as Charlotte must defend against Nikki as per the rematch clause. Will Team Bella reclaim the title, or will Charlotte keep the Divas Revolution going?

My prediction: Charlotte will retain.

Demon Kane vs. Seth Rollins (c)

for the WWE World HeavyweightChampionship
If Demon Kane loses the match, Corporate Kane is relieved of his duties as the Director of Operations.

After being sidelined by a knee injury at the hands of Seth Rollins, Kane is back...and he's not quite himself. Sometimes he's the ready-to-work, service-with-a-smile Corporate Kane...and sometimes he's the monster of fire and brimstone, Demon Kane. Corporate Kane may have forgotten what happened before he came back...but Demon Kane hasn't...and now he wants revenge...and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship...

My prediction: Rollins will retain.

The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley)
vs.
The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) (c)

for the WWE Tag Team Championships

After retaining the titles via disqualification at Night of Champions and at Madison Square Garden, The New Day thought they had it made...until Stephanie McMahon had them defend the tag titles yet again. Can the third time be the charm for the so-called "power of positivity," or will the Dudleys make history and hold tag team gold in WWE for the tenth time?

My prediction: The Dudleys are taking the titles for real this time.

Ryback vs. Kevin Owens (c)

for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.


After raking Ryback in the eyes and taking the Intercontinental title at Night of Champions, Ryback is focused on taking the title back in a rematch...

My prediction: Owens will retain.

John Cena's United States Championship Open Challenge

Looks like John Cena has a United States title match after all...and this time, the open challenge is coming to a pay-per-view.

Will John Cena Win? More than likely, yes.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Hell in a Cell 2014 - The LIVE Results

It's Mizdow TV! Damien Mizdow's guest is The Miz, and the whole show is used as a platform for Miz to gloat and for both Miz and Mizdow to show immense respect for one another. Suddenly, Sheamus appears on the TitanTron, tells Miz to get ready to kiss his own arse goodbye, and - as a teaser trailer for the feature presentation he's about to create tonight - Brogue Kicks the cameraman.

Before he takes on "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, Bo Dallas verbally dumps on Dallas, Texas for "spreading Ebola," as well as the Dallas Cowboys' less-than-stellar performance this year. He says he will change his name to Bo Washington as he is ashamed this city shares the same name as he does, and that after tonight, he'll be "Bo-Leaving." Not long after this announcement, Mark Henry squashes Bo Dallas in seconds. After the short match, Bo Dallas says Mark Henry cheated and that he's 5-0 against Mark Henry in the game of life. Mark Henry responds by tossing Bo Dallas around again.

Byron Saxton interviews Paige and Alicia Fox. Paige plans to take the Divas title back from AJ Lee...and Alicia Fox torments Byron.

Dolph Ziggler retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Cesaro in a two-out-of-three falls match with two straight pinfalls.

Randy Orton is looking for Seth Rollins. Stephanie McMahon tells Orton to take his anger out on John Cena, and Triple H says that Rollins is much like Orton that Orton would like to admit before telling him to admit. Orton says that if they don't deal with Rollins, he will.

Nikki Bella beats Brie Bella and makes Brie her personal assistant for 30 days.

Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).

Byron Saxton interviews Nikia Hammonds Blakely and Susan G. Koman Foundation President and CEO Judy Salerno in the crowd.

John Cena beats Randy Orton in a Hell in a Cell Match to become #1 contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry stands by Big Show as he gets fired up for his match against Rusev tonight.

Sheamus retains the WWE United States Championship against The Miz. After the match, Sheamus makes fun of the fact that Damien Mizdow does everything The Miz does by playing around with a downed Miz.

Nikki Bella torments her sister Brie Bella by pouring a milkshake she ordered Brie to have made for her all over her head.

Rusev beats Big Show with the Accolade.

Dean Ambrose says that when he's done with Seth Rollins tonight, he'll look so much like a zombie from The Walking Dead that he'll be this year's hottest Halloween costume.

AJ Lee retains the WWE Divas Championship against Paige with the Black Widow after Alicia Fox tosses Paige back into the ring and straight into AJ's submission finisher. After the match, Paige gets angry with Alicia Fox.

After simulataneous falls through annouce tables and a plethora of weapons being used against one another, Seth Rollins beats Dean Ambrose in a nasty Hell in a Cell Match after the surprise return of Bray Wyatt, who shows up with backwards speech, a lantern and a ghost after the arena goes dark. Wyatt demolishes Ambrose, and a spooked Rollins gets the pinfall. After the match, Rollins slowly retreats and Wyatt hits Ambrose with the Sister Abigail to end the show.

Friday, October 24, 2014

My predictions for Hell in a Cell 2014

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins
in a Hell in a Cell Match

Dean Ambrose has the contract...and he has the match with Seth now. It's all come to this. Who will finish this?

My prediction: Hoping that Dean Ambrose wins this one.

John Cena vs. Randy Orton
in a Hell in a Cell Match

But wait...there's a double main event. Randy Orton is taking the man who didn't get the contract in a Hell in a Cell match. Now these two titans clash once again...

My prediction: LOLCENAWINS

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella
Loser must be the winner's personal assistant!

Well, this just got interesting. There's no love lost between Brie and Nikki since Nikki has turned against her sister. Now there's a catch in the match: the loser has to do her sister's bidding for 30 days!

My prediction: Pulling for Brie to win this one.

Sheamus (c) vs. The Miz
for the WWE United States Championship

The Miz may not have schemed his way back to becoming Intercontinental champ, but he's now declared open season on Sheamus' United States title. Will Miz get what he wants again, or will we see a Brogue Kick to "the moneymaker?"

My prediction: Miz is taking the US title.

Big Show vs. Rusev

After Rusev conquered Mark Henry last month, Big Show - who is now Henry's "brother from another mother" - is stepping up to the plate. He's knocked Rusev out twice, but he has yet to get a clean win on Rusev. Can he do it on October 26th?

My prediction: Calling it now: Rusev will win despite being proven mortal yet again.

AJ Lee (c) vs Paige
for the WWE Divas Championship

Once again, AJ Lee and Paige are duking it out for the Divas title, and it's been pretty interesting every time they've done so. But with AJ Lee being a Diva alone and Paige having a bestie in the form of Alicia Fox, how will this one turn out?

My prediction: AJ Lee will retain.

Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) (c)
vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)
for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Well, it just had to happen, didn't it? The Usos get another shot at getting the tag team titles back from the Dust Brothers. All of these guys can be unpredictable in the ring, so there's no telling how far this match is gonna go!

My prediction: Goldust and Stardust will probably retain the Cosmic Key.

Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Cesaro
in a Two out of Three Falls match
for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Looks like Ziggler is in for the match of his life as WWE Intercontinental Champion: no sooner after retaining the title on the final SmackDown before Hell in a Cell against Cesaro is it announced that the two will square off again for the title on Sunday in a Two-out-of-Three Falls match. The only difference is that Ziggler's walking into virgin territory here and Cesaro is on familiar ground, especially after his amazing two-out-of-three falls match against Sami Zayn in NXT last year.

My prediction: Ziggler will probably retain.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Hell in a Cell 2013 - The Results

The Miz wants a match against Bray Wyatt tonight, but he's not medically clared. The Miz then takes matters into his own hands...

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) are ready for tonight...and Big E Langston challenges Ambrose for the United States title. Ambrose accepts after Langston talks his way into getting a match for it.

Damien Sandow beats Kofi Kingston in the kick-off.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns).



Triple H and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels talk in the back.

The Miz shows up. He's not medically cleared, but he calls out Bray Wyatt, telling him to show up alone. Bray Wyatt shows up on the TitanTron and taunts him. When the lights turn back on, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan attack Miz. All of a sudden, Kane returns for the first time in three months and attacks Harper and Rowan before choke slamming Miz!

Fandango and Summer Rae bash the fans' knowledge of salsa daning until The Great Khali and Natalya show up.

Fandango and Summer Rae beat Natalya and The Great Khali when Summer Rae somehow pins Natalya.

Big E Langston beats Dean Ambrose by count-out. Ambrose retains the WWE United States Championsip, but he gets a Big Ending after the match.

When Paul Heyman shows up for his match, he gets helped to the top of the cell.

CM Punk beats Ryback...and beats up Paul Heyman at the top of the cell!

Renee Young interviews Daniel Bryan. He plans to prove he can become WWE Champion tonight. WrestleMania 28 was at the same venue as this one, and it's where the "Yes!" chants all started.

Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat The Real Americans (Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger)...and El Torito gets another piece of Zeb Colter!

John Cena beats Alberto Del Rio to win the WWE World Heavyweight Champioship!

The Survivor Series commercial premieres.

AJ Lee retains the WWE Divas Championship against Brie Bella.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) and Bob Backlund advertise WWE 2K14.

Shawn Michaels heads to the ring.

Triple H keeps sticking his nose in the Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton match. Daniel Bryan hits Triple with the double knee as he checks on Shawn Michaels and Michaels hits Bryan with the Sweet Chin Music. Randy Orton beats Daniel Bryan to win the WWE Championship!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

My predictions for WWE Hell In A Cell

 Don't forget, all of these matches will be Hell in a Cell matches!

Curtis Axel (c) vs. Big E Langston

for the WWE Intercontinental Championship


Oh, Paul Heyman. You shouldn't have run your mouth and called Big E Langston a mediocre rookie and a modest talent from NXT. Now your lovely Curtis Axel is going to pay for it with his title.

My prediction: Big E Langston will win the title. Curtis Axel's held it too long and aside from him winning it, his reign has still been largely uneventful. Give the belt to E.

 Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. John Cena

for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Thanks to SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero, we now have a little bit of a bombshell: John Cena is coming back earlier than expected, and Alberto Del Rio has a match against him this month! Even worse for Del Rio, the World title is on the line! Will Cena be there, and ready for the match? How will Del Rio get out of this one? What about Damien Sandow? Stay tuned!

My prediction: Damien Sandow.

Oh, wait, the match.

John Cena. But then Damien Sandow will cash in soon after and get the title.

Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan

with "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee

for the vacant WWE Championship


It's Orton/Bryan III...and it's gonna be Hell in a Cell! This time around, there will be a winner, and special guest referee "HBK" Shawn Michaels (picked in a vote via the WWE App) will make sure it's called down the middle and that there is a winner and a new WWE Champion! Will Orton's revived aggression reign supreme...or will Daniel Bryan beat the odds again?

My prediction: Hopefully Daniel Bryan will win the title for a third time...and this time for a lot longer than a day.

 CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman


The rematch from Battleground is here! After that low blow victory from Punk last month, Paul Heyman is steamed that Ryback didn't get the job done and are ready to tackle Punk again as Punk plans to give Heyman the beating of his life!

It started out as just CM Punk vs Ryback, but after a failed Beat the Clock Challenge where CM Punk beat Ryback's time in a match against Curtis Axel, Punk got to name the stipulation for his match: a 2-on-1 handicap match between him and Ryback...plus Heyman!

My prediction: Punk will somehow win. He beat Ryback once, he can do it again.

AJ Lee (c) vs. Brie Bella

for the WWE Divas Championship


Thanks to a recent victory by Brie Bella on AJ Lee, they fight each other for the Divas title. Again.

My prediction: AJ Lee will probably retain again.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust (c)

vs. The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns)

vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)

for the WWE Tag Team Championships


This all started with a match between The Shield and The Usos for #1 contendership to the tag team titles, where Rhodes and Goldust were guesting on commentary. Dean Ambrose would taunt the Rhodes brothers, which started a brawl between Goldust and Ambrose. The Shield's pack mentality took over and the match was thrown out, but both the Rhodes and the Usos would clean house.

We still had no #1 contenders for the tag team titles...so the powers that be put both teams in the match for a three-way tag team dance.

My prediction: Goldust and Cody will probably retain.

 The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro)

vs Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego)


Well, it had to happen, didn't it? As the Los Matadores have a hot streak going since their WWE debut, they have a match on pay-per-view! The match is against Zeb Colter's Real Americans. Makes sense, since Colter views them as illegal immigrants that were "sneaking across our borders" (insert finger walking motion here) and called their mascarita mascot El Torito "a man dressed as a bull against his will" after Torito rammed head-first into him the previous week.

My prediction: Los Matadores will let their actions be their words and beat the Real Americans. Wouldn't make much sense to have them lose in their PPV debut.