Sunday, October 26, 2014

Hell in a Cell 2014 - The LIVE Results

It's Mizdow TV! Damien Mizdow's guest is The Miz, and the whole show is used as a platform for Miz to gloat and for both Miz and Mizdow to show immense respect for one another. Suddenly, Sheamus appears on the TitanTron, tells Miz to get ready to kiss his own arse goodbye, and - as a teaser trailer for the feature presentation he's about to create tonight - Brogue Kicks the cameraman.

Before he takes on "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, Bo Dallas verbally dumps on Dallas, Texas for "spreading Ebola," as well as the Dallas Cowboys' less-than-stellar performance this year. He says he will change his name to Bo Washington as he is ashamed this city shares the same name as he does, and that after tonight, he'll be "Bo-Leaving." Not long after this announcement, Mark Henry squashes Bo Dallas in seconds. After the short match, Bo Dallas says Mark Henry cheated and that he's 5-0 against Mark Henry in the game of life. Mark Henry responds by tossing Bo Dallas around again.

Byron Saxton interviews Paige and Alicia Fox. Paige plans to take the Divas title back from AJ Lee...and Alicia Fox torments Byron.

Dolph Ziggler retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Cesaro in a two-out-of-three falls match with two straight pinfalls.

Randy Orton is looking for Seth Rollins. Stephanie McMahon tells Orton to take his anger out on John Cena, and Triple H says that Rollins is much like Orton that Orton would like to admit before telling him to admit. Orton says that if they don't deal with Rollins, he will.

Nikki Bella beats Brie Bella and makes Brie her personal assistant for 30 days.

Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).

Byron Saxton interviews Nikia Hammonds Blakely and Susan G. Koman Foundation President and CEO Judy Salerno in the crowd.

John Cena beats Randy Orton in a Hell in a Cell Match to become #1 contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry stands by Big Show as he gets fired up for his match against Rusev tonight.

Sheamus retains the WWE United States Championship against The Miz. After the match, Sheamus makes fun of the fact that Damien Mizdow does everything The Miz does by playing around with a downed Miz.

Nikki Bella torments her sister Brie Bella by pouring a milkshake she ordered Brie to have made for her all over her head.

Rusev beats Big Show with the Accolade.

Dean Ambrose says that when he's done with Seth Rollins tonight, he'll look so much like a zombie from The Walking Dead that he'll be this year's hottest Halloween costume.

AJ Lee retains the WWE Divas Championship against Paige with the Black Widow after Alicia Fox tosses Paige back into the ring and straight into AJ's submission finisher. After the match, Paige gets angry with Alicia Fox.

After simulataneous falls through annouce tables and a plethora of weapons being used against one another, Seth Rollins beats Dean Ambrose in a nasty Hell in a Cell Match after the surprise return of Bray Wyatt, who shows up with backwards speech, a lantern and a ghost after the arena goes dark. Wyatt demolishes Ambrose, and a spooked Rollins gets the pinfall. After the match, Rollins slowly retreats and Wyatt hits Ambrose with the Sister Abigail to end the show.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.