My predictions for WWE Hell In A Cell

 Don't forget, all of these matches will be Hell in a Cell matches!

Curtis Axel (c) vs. Big E Langston

for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Oh, Paul Heyman. You shouldn't have run your mouth and called Big E Langston a mediocre rookie and a modest talent from NXT. Now your lovely Curtis Axel is going to pay for it with his title.

My prediction: Big E Langston will win the title. Curtis Axel's held it too long and aside from him winning it, his reign has still been largely uneventful. Give the belt to E.

 Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. John Cena

for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Thanks to SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero, we now have a little bit of a bombshell: John Cena is coming back earlier than expected, and Alberto Del Rio has a match against him this month! Even worse for Del Rio, the World title is on the line! Will Cena be there, and ready for the match? How will Del Rio get out of this one? What about Damien Sandow? Stay tuned!

My prediction: Damien Sandow.

Oh, wait, the match.

John Cena. But then Damien Sandow will cash in soon after and get the title.

Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan

with "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee

for the vacant WWE Championship

It's Orton/Bryan III...and it's gonna be Hell in a Cell! This time around, there will be a winner, and special guest referee "HBK" Shawn Michaels (picked in a vote via the WWE App) will make sure it's called down the middle and that there is a winner and a new WWE Champion! Will Orton's revived aggression reign supreme...or will Daniel Bryan beat the odds again?

My prediction: Hopefully Daniel Bryan will win the title for a third time...and this time for a lot longer than a day.

 CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman

The rematch from Battleground is here! After that low blow victory from Punk last month, Paul Heyman is steamed that Ryback didn't get the job done and are ready to tackle Punk again as Punk plans to give Heyman the beating of his life!

It started out as just CM Punk vs Ryback, but after a failed Beat the Clock Challenge where CM Punk beat Ryback's time in a match against Curtis Axel, Punk got to name the stipulation for his match: a 2-on-1 handicap match between him and Ryback...plus Heyman!

My prediction: Punk will somehow win. He beat Ryback once, he can do it again.

AJ Lee (c) vs. Brie Bella

for the WWE Divas Championship

Thanks to a recent victory by Brie Bella on AJ Lee, they fight each other for the Divas title. Again.

My prediction: AJ Lee will probably retain again.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust (c)

vs. The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns)

vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)

for the WWE Tag Team Championships

This all started with a match between The Shield and The Usos for #1 contendership to the tag team titles, where Rhodes and Goldust were guesting on commentary. Dean Ambrose would taunt the Rhodes brothers, which started a brawl between Goldust and Ambrose. The Shield's pack mentality took over and the match was thrown out, but both the Rhodes and the Usos would clean house.

We still had no #1 contenders for the tag team titles...so the powers that be put both teams in the match for a three-way tag team dance.

My prediction: Goldust and Cody will probably retain.

 The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro)

vs Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego)

Well, it had to happen, didn't it? As the Los Matadores have a hot streak going since their WWE debut, they have a match on pay-per-view! The match is against Zeb Colter's Real Americans. Makes sense, since Colter views them as illegal immigrants that were "sneaking across our borders" (insert finger walking motion here) and called their mascarita mascot El Torito "a man dressed as a bull against his will" after Torito rammed head-first into him the previous week.

My prediction: Los Matadores will let their actions be their words and beat the Real Americans. Wouldn't make much sense to have them lose in their PPV debut.