Wrestle House 2 - Impact Wrestling recap for November 25, 2021

Chris Bey beats Fallah Bahh in the BTI match.

The show starts with a recap of the first Wrestle House and the events leading up to Wrestle House 2 as read by Father James Mitchell.

7 Days Until Thanksgiving: We find ourselves where last week's show ended. Johnny Swinger has bad memories of the first Wrestle House, then tries to leave only to see his worst fear: a woman with a baby telling Swinger the baby is his. This keeps Swinger from leaving. Madison Rayne and Kaleb with a K want to leave, and Rosemary says everyone will be here until Swinger is happy and thankful again. Everyone is hesitant and thinks there is no chance of this, even as they are told they are the only ones who can do it. Suddenly, a wet Chris Sabin shows up wearing only two towels as synthwave music plays and steam flows through the hallway, having come early to get a room. Everyone then decides to get settled. Crazzy Steve leaves, and Rosemary tells John E. Bravo that everything will be fine as long as he keeps his mouth shut, even if this is going to cost him his soul.

6 Days Until Thanksgiving: Everyone tries to figure out what makes Johnny Swinger happy. Kaleb hands Swingerella #2 his business card in an attempt to make her a model, then Kaleb runs into Chris Sabn, who knows nothing about the synthwave music and fog from his entrance. As Sabin says that he was teleported to Wrestle House without a shirt, but Kaleb thinks Sabin is here to embarrass him. This leads to a match, with Sabin saying "I love this match" as the new "Match time!" statement. Johnny Swinger is the only one not teleported to the match because he is doing Tae-Bo in another room.

Chris Sabin beats Kaleb. Father James Mitchell, Dr. Ross and Sinn Bodhi are on commentary. John E. Bravo is the referee. After the match, we see Johnny Swinger do Tae-Bo in the confessional room.

5 Days Until Thanksgiving: Madison Rayne and Kaleb find numerous people in the kitchen, and Madison asks if she is the only one with any sense of urgency. She closes the book in Black Taurus' hands, then Havok says she and Rosemary are leaving for the day for their tag team title match at Turning Point. Chris Sabin shows up again, and Kaleb hands him a shirt. Alisha says they need to figure something out, and John E. Bravo says that Johnny Swinger is out of his era and would not be able to be happy with anyone half his age. Madison Rayne and Alisha get everyone together. John E. Bravo produces a video tape of Downtown Daddy Brown vs. Julian Cumberbund from IPWF from the first Throwback Throwdown, and Madison and Alisha mention Brown's past friendship with Swinger. Madison and Alisha try to get Rosemary to teleport Downtown Daddy Brown into Wrestle House while Hernandez and John E. Bravo bring Swinger to the living room. Swinger is brought into the room with a blindfold, as is Daddy Brown. When their blindfolds are removed, everyone finds out that they hate each other. It turns out that Daddy Brown hates him for stepping on his daughter, and that he has promised to kill Swinger the next time he saw him. This leads to a match between Brown and Swinger, but Brown has to take care of his gout first.

"Downtown" Daddy Brown beats Johnny Swinger despite hurting his hip on the elbow drop. After the match, one of the Swingerellas checks on Johnny Swinger, but Swinger says he will survive this.

4 Days Until Thanksgiving: After the match, "Downtown" Daddy Brown is teleported back home, and Alisha admits to Swinger that they are here at Wrestle House to cheer him up. This only makes Swinger angry, saying he will never be happy or thankful.

Chris Sabin plays piano. Alisha wonders if everyone will be stuck in Wrestle House forever, and Madison blames Rosemary for everything that is going on and says she could teleport everyone else out if she wanted to. Rosemary says that this is a deal with her father and cannot be negotated, and when Madison Rayne wants to know who wants to go home right now, she finds herself vasty outnumbered, with even Sabin and John E. Bravo wanting to stay. Madison Rayne makes it clear that she and everyone on her side wants to fight her way out of here, but before Sabin can make the match, Alisha says Madison's side needs one more person. Alisha proposes Eddie Edwards, who is teleport to the house. Eddie Edwards shows up, and the match starts.

Chris Sabin and Decay (Rosemary, Havok, Crazzy Steve, Black Taurus) beat Eddie Edwards, Alisha, Madison Rayne, Kaleb and Hernandez after turning a multi-person suplex into a multi-person face bit. Swingerella #2 is the referee. As per pre-match stipulation, everyone has to stay in Wrestle House until Swinger is happy and thankful as per the original deal. After the match, Madison Rayne says she will make things miserable for everyone before leaving. Rosemary notices that Swingerella #1 has unrequited love regarding Johnny Swinger, and says they will have to make Swinger fall for her. Rosemary says they will have to make Swinger jealous, and to do that, she and Swingerella #1 have to speak to "The Lord of the Manor."

3 Days Until Thanksgiving: Rosemary and Swingerella #1 speak with The Lord of the Manor. Meanwhile, Alisha gets Eddie Edwards up to speed on what is going on, then Rosemary announces that she and Havok are doing their best when Johnny Swinger shows up for some breakfast. Swingerella #1 puts her plan into action, saying her new boyfriend has dropped by. Lawrence D shows up with the cologne that made him Lawrence D, which explains the bad smell in the house. Johnny Swinger meets Lawrence D, but is unimpressed and walks off. It also becomes revealed that the house is Lawrence D's house, and we finally get to see the title card for Wrestle House 2. Afterwards, Madison Rayne is convinced that everyone is stuck here forever, but Havok says they just need to find someone who can get through to Swinger. Crazzy Steve says he knows just the person.

Johnny Swinger is convinced The Demon is Gene Simmons, but The Demon says The Demon is a pretty decent guy and a pretty good baseball player, then The Demon notices that Swinger lives a life with no consequences. He says that this may have a correlation to where he is in his life and why there is only one woman on the road for him, and tells him that when he finds that woman, not to let her go.

2 Days Until Thanksgiving: As everyone wonders whether or not The Demon's plan will work, Alisha and Eddie Edwards make out in the confessional room. Madison Rayne mentions that her plan has worked, and Johnny Swinger shows up in a happier mood. Johnny says he has realized that he does not need to rock 'n roll all night and party every day to be happy, then says that Swingerella #1 is his number one. Lawrence D takes exception to this, but Swingerella #1 tells Lawrence he does not have to pretend anymore. Swinger says he will fight for Swingerella #1's honor, and Lawrence D says he will fight for what he loves. This leads to another wrestling match.

Johnny Swinger beats Lawrence D after referee John E. Bravo confiscates Lawrence D's bottle of Ring Rust and Swinger throws powder into Lawrence D's face. After the match, Johnny Swinger proposes to Swingerella #1 with an engagement ring out of his fanny pack. Swingerella #1 says yes. Johnny Swinger and Swingerella #1 then kiss in the ring, then Rosemary shows up and says nobody is going anywhere until they get to the altar.

1 Day Until Thanksgiving: As Alisha and Eddie Edwards talk about the wedding - and argues with Eddie about what he did the last wedding he was at - Johnny Swinger asks Hernandez to be the best man. He agrees. After Swinger leaves, Hernandez says he has a bad feeling about the wedding, but Alisha does not believe him. Meanwhile, the two Swingerellas talk about the wedding. As Hernandez gets ready for the wedding, he overhears a conversation between Rosemary and John E. Bravo over the deal they have made that will cost Bravo his soul. Hernadez steps in, and this starts a match. This starts a match between Hernandez and Black Taurus which Rosemary makes as a chance for Hernandez to reconsider, and Hernandez has no choice but to wrestle Black Taurus.

Black Taurus beats Hernandez after tearing a hole in the back of his pants. After the match, Rosemary hypnotizes Hernandez in order to end his suspicions. When Alisha catches up with Hernandez, Hernandez acts like he is stuck in the past.

Thanksgiving Day: Eddie Edwards listens in on Decay's conversation with John E. Bravo, but when he confronts Rosemary, Rosemary makes Eddie believe he is drunk with her demonic powers. Meanwhile, Kaleb leaves with Madison Rayne and not Swingerella #2, but Chris Sabin goes to the wedding with her as a friend. John E. Bravo gets Hernandez a new suit, then the wedding begins. Father James Mitchell officiates the wedding, but Eddie shows up "drunk." Decay is about to throw Eddie out, but Alisha wants to talk to Eddie. Eddie mentions Rosemary, then Hernandez recovers his memory. Eddie mentions Rosemary, then Hernandez recovers his memory. After Hernandez mentions that Rosemary wants John E. Bravo's virgin blood and some "Free Britney" reference, John E. Bravo mentions he is no longer a virgin. Swingerella #1 then mentions that she and Bravo has been sleeping together, and therefore she cannot marry Johnny Swinger. Swinger is happy he does not have to be married. Rosemary says no deal has been sealed, but Bravo proposes to Swingerella #1. Swingerella #1 says yes, then Father James Mitchell declares Bravo and Swingerella #1 married. Everyone has Thanksgiving dinner, then Johnny Swinger calls himself the most thankful man alive. Swingerella #1 says she is glad she made the right choice. Afterwards, Rosemary tells Havok and Crazzy Steve to "let the mortals have their fun" and that they will leave afterwards, Black Taurus heads to the confessional room to read The Odyssey, and Willie Mack shows up as Santa Claus to end the show.