Friday, April 6, 2018

WrestleCon: Impact Wrestling vs. Lucha Underground - The Results

Lucha Underground ring announcer Melissa Santos and Impact Wrestling backstage interviewer Mackenzie Mitchell show up, asking the crowd if they are ready for a show tonight.

Matanza Cueto beats Chavo Guerrero Jr., Jack Evans, Caleb Konley, Moose and "Reborn" Matt Sydal in a six-way match. After the match, Chavo gets on the microphone hypes up the event, and says that every year, Lucha Underground always tries to top the last season. He then says that on June 13th, exactly that will happen when the fourth season premieres. We see a teaser for season four of Lucha Underground, which confirms the premiere date of June 13th.

Allie retains the Impact Wrestling Knockouts Championship against Taya Valkyrie (representing Impact Wrestling for this match).

Teddy Hart and Scott Steiner (representing Impact Wrestling) beat oVe (Jake and Dave Crist) with a Steiner Recliner to Dave Crist, then Scott Steiner tosses the referee out of the ring.

Dezmond Xavier, Andrew Everett and DJ Z beat Drago, King Cuerno and Aerostar with a modified Indian Death Lock from King Cuerno to Andrew Everett. Both teams show respect after the match.

Before the next match, Famous B advertises Infamous Incorporated and its infamous "423-GET-FAME" number, then announces his back-up who will be representing him in this match: Marty "The Moth" Martinez.

Trevor Lee beats Marty "The Moth" Martinez beats an inside cradle with a grabbing of the tights after Caleb Konley grabs at Marty's leg as the referee is distracted only for Famous B to pull Konley down.

The Latin-American Xchange (Santana and Ortiz) retain the Impact Wrestling Tag Team Championships against Killshot and The Mack. Santana and Ortiz are joined by Diamante after the match.

Before the next match, Eli Drake says it is the same thing everywhere he goes and that he has the undeniable kevorka. He then makes fun of the crowd for being "a bunch of nerds" and "virgins" who want to boo Impact Wrestling and cheer Lucha Underground. He then talks about how his opponent is in both Lucha Underground and Impact, looks like "a cross-eyed half-wit" and how he is smarter than he looks. After "The Machine' Brian Cage shows up, Eli Drake says they go way back, starting as a tag team in the indies. Eli Drake then says he knows Cage, and says that "it was a great time carrying [Cage]" before telling Cage that they do not have to deal with the nerds in the crowd and that they can just have a night out on the town. Eli Drake extends his hand, and Cage shakes it. They both are about to leave the ring when Eli Drake goes for a cheap shot, but Cage sees it coming and ducks, starting the next match.

"The Machine" Brian Cage (representing Lucha Underground for this event) beats Eli Drake.

Sami Callihan (representing Lucha Underground for this event as Jeremiah Crane) beats Eddie Edwards in an "I Quit" Match. At one point in the match, Jeremiah Crane tries to choke out Eddie Edwards with a chair, and when asked if he wants to quit, Eddie replies with "Kiss my ass, Solomon Crowe!" This leads to an "NXT" chant and Crane telling the crowd "fuck you." Later still, oVe (Jake and Dave Crist) show up and distract Eddie, and while Eddie takes them out, Crane takes advantage and pulls a baseball bat out from underneath the ring. He sets up the same situation that destroyed Eddie's orbital bone - a chair on top of Eddie's face with the baseball bat in Crane's hand - and when the referee demands that Crane not repeat the injury, Crane smacks him with the bat and knocks him out of the ring. As he attempts the attack again, Don Callis suddenly shows up and warns Crane not to do it. Callis throws in the towel on behalf of Impact Wrestling, and Crane tries it a third time before Moose runs in with a chair and chases Crane out of the ring and into the crowd.

Before the next match, Mackenzie Mitchell advertises Pentagon Jr. and Fenix will have a one-on-one match at Redemption.

Before the main event begins, it is announced that the main event is a triple threat match between Austin Aries, Pentagon Jr. and Fenix. (The match was originally a tag team match between the team of Alberto El Patron and Pentagon Jr. and the team of Austin Aries and Fenix, but Alberto El Patron has failed to show despite going at it with Aries a pre-match press conference. The fans make their feelings known by chanting "Fuck Del Rio!" shortly after the match begins. Not long after the event, it is announced that Alberto El Patron's employment with Impact Wrestling is terminated, even though El Patron claims he failed to show due to a family emergency. Less than a week after El Patron's firing, it is announced on April 13th that El Patron will be returning to AAA at Triplemania 26.)

Pentagon Jr. (going by his regular name instead of "Pentagon Dark") beats Fenix and Austin Aries in a three-way match, pinning Fenix after both Pentagon Jr. and Fenix superkick Austin Aries out of the ring.

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