Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for November 30, 2017

Jeremy Borash announces that a new Impact Wrestling Knockouts Champion will be crowned with two three-way matches with the winners of each going on to face each other in the finals. K.C. Spinelli, Laurel Van Ness and Madison Rayne will be in one match, while Rosemary, Allie and Sienna will be in the other.

We hear from Alberto El Patron and Johnny Impact before their match tonight.

Laurel Van Ness beats K.C. Spinelli and Madison Rayne in a three-way match to continue to the finals of the Impact Wrestling Knockouts Championship tournament.

We see footage from earlier today of Alberto El Patron and Johnny Impact entering the building.

Taiji Ishimori beats Hakim Zane. After the match, Ishimori is suddenly attacked by Trevor Lee and Kaleb Conley.

Mackenzie Mitchell interviews "The Cowboy" James Storm, who tells Texano that when he hears the crowd cheering "Cowboy," they are talking about him. Once he finishes Texano, he will deal with Dan Lambert, saying that if he wants to take out pro wrestling, he will have to take him out as he is pro wrestling.

The Latin-American Xchange have oVe (Jake Crist, Dave Crist, Sami Callihan) to take care of, and they plan on going to any and all lengths to take them out and take back the tag team titles.

From Defy Wrestling in Seattle, Washington, Sami Callihan beats Randy Myers.

Mackenzie Mitchell interviews Alberto El Patron. El Patron says Johnny Impact cannot fight like a man and that he is a little kid. At Bound For Glory, he broke his arm and his spirit and saw Johnny's mom crying in the front row. He is back in Impact Wrestling to destroy, and he is going to start with Johnny Impact. He has already wiped him all over the ring once, and tonight, he will do it again and there is nothing anybody in the office can do to stop him. Afterwards, KM is seen attacking a production assistant. He kicks another man in the gut before ramming him into the production truck as part of proving himself to American Top Team.

KM tries to get the attention of Dan Lambert and American Top Team before the next match, but to no avail, with Lambert saying "I have a cowboy to take care of."

"The Cowboy" James Storm beats Texano with a Last Call Superkick after Texano takes Storm's hat, puts it on and calls himself a real cowboy. Storm puts the hat on during the pinfall. After the match, Storm is attacked by American Top Team as he makes his way backstage. Storm fights back briefly, but Storm falls victim to a running powerslam from Lashley. Suddenly, Moose runs in with a steel chair, and one members of American Top Team gets nailed with it. Dan Lambert then says the sad truth about the circus is that once you get past the novelty of the clowns and the bearded lady, it gets old quickly. He says Impact Wrestling is no different, and if you lie with dogs long enough, you will eventually get fleas. He is out of bug spray, and this must end next week by taking Storm and Moose out simultaneous and sending the Candian "Eskimos" back to their igloos where they belong. Next week, he will break out the big guns as Storm and Moose take on Lashley and American Top Team's secret weapon: himself.

The Pluto TV rewind of the week is Rhyno Goring Abyss through a metal wall.

We see an advertisement for Park, Park and Park Attorneys at Law. We meet Chandler Park (formerly indie wrestler Ethan Page) for the first time in this advertisement with a basic synthwave-like aesthetic, complete with imperfections in the editing.

We look back at Kurt Angle's debut against Samoa Joe at Genesis 2006 in the GWN Flashback Moment of the Week.

Mackenzie Mitchell interviews Johnny Impact, whose arm is not at 100%. However, it is good enough to get the job done. Since Bound For Glory, all he has had on his mind is Alberto El Patron. He knew he was crazy and reckless, but he did not realize how delusional he is. He says that he doesn't run the place, but he has personal problems and his biggest problem is him, and that this is now about just the two of them and El Patron getting what is coming to him. Tonight, he is taking Alberto El Patron to Slamtown.

We hear from Eli Drake and Chris Adonis. Drake says Alberto El Patron vs. Johnny Impact is tonight, and he will be watching tonight. He has not forgotten about the five stitches El Patron gave him or about Johnny Impact. He will be watching closely and two hot tickets waiting for them to punch. He then meets Jimmy Jacobs as he and Adonis make their way out.

Ethan Carter III guests on commentary for the next match.

"Reborn" Matt Sydal beats Tyson Dux.

We hear from Alberto El Patron one more time before the next match.

Next week: "Reborn" Matt Sydal vs. Ethan Carter III for the Impact Grand Championship!

Johnny Impact beats Alberto El Patron. During the match, the ref is down when Alberto El Patron drags the referee away while dodging a top rope elbow from Johnny Impact, and takes the opportunity to hit Johnny with a low blow afterwards. El Patron revives the ref, then hits a DDT, but only gets a two-count. Later on in the match, El Patron takes the tap around Johnny's left elbow and tries to shove it in his mouth as he has him in the tree of woe position before going for the double stomp. All of a sudden, Eli Drake shows up and distracts Alberto El Patron, and El Patron knocks him down with a right hand before hitting him with the Impact Wrestling Global Championship. When El Patron gets back on the apron, Johnny pulls him back into the ring from the tree of woe position and hits Starship Pain for the win. After the match, Eli Drake decks El Patron with the Global Championship before pounding away on Johnny Impact, as does Chris Adonis, who also runs in. Suddenly, Petey Williams shows up from out of the crowd, and he takes Eli Drake out with a Codebreaker before hitting hitting Adonis with a tope suicida. He runs in to the ring and into a Gravy Train, but Johnny stops it with a superkick before Petey Williams hits Eli Drake with a Canadian Destroyer to end the show.