Hardcore Heaven 2000 - The Results

Joey Styles and "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner welcome everyone to tonight's show.

Before the next match, Cyrus gets on the microphone and proclaims that The Network is taking over. Cyrus then tells "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner that the two of them have a score to settle, and tells him that his fat body is a ratings killer, that the people don't buy his gimmick, and that nobody cares about him because he is a "fat, disgusting vulgar piece of crap." After Cyrus asks Gertner what he thinks he should do, Gertner says he should kick his ass. He is choked out from behind by Kanemura, then Cyrus replaces Gertner as color commentator for the evening.

Masato Tanaka beats Balls Mahoney. Both men show respect after the match.

We hear from Lance Storm and Dawn Marie. Storm says that if you spit on him, you spit on the business, and tonight, he will make Justin Credible pay. He says that Credible has always had somebody watching his back, but tonight, Credible is alone and he will take his title. He tells him to enjoy his moment in the sun, because it is over.

Before the next match, Simon Diamond says he has a problem. He says that he is not a comedy act, and tonight, he will show the fans why he is a blue chip athlete.

Little Guido beats Mikey Whipwreck and Simon Diamond after Whipwreck throws a fireball in Big Sal E. Graziano's face in a match that sees some of the lights go out in the middle of the match.

We hear from Justin Credible and Francine. Justin Credible says everybody wants to kick his ass, which makes him "the asshole of the moment." He says that he took seven years of everybody's blood, hard work and sacrifice and threw it down to the ground, and while he bled and worked hard, he sacrificed the tag team titles for the World title. He says that tonight will be the night that he makes the impact and show Lance Storm a World Heavyweight Champion that not just the greatest of the best. Francine says Storm will see a champion that is just incredible.

Before the next match, Lou E. Dangerous announces that he has the most important announcement that he has ever made. He says that if the fans think Elketra is just another pretty face, they have another thing coming. He states that she has never had plastic surgery and does not have to wear an ounce of make-up to look good, and that she is not just "tits and ass." He calls Elektra "the toughest woman in the business today," and says that if there is anyone in the industry who thinks they are tougher than her, then he is extending an invitation tome to the ring to kick her ass. Jazz shows u and beats up C.W. Anderson, "Beautiful" Billy Wilds and Lou E. Dangerously before attacking and disrobing Elektra, who is wearing a string bikini, before Anderson and Wilds get back up and beat up Jazz Kid Kash then shows up and fights Anderson and Wilds, which leads to the next match. Jazz is carried to the back by multiple referees.

Kid Kash beats C.W. Anderson.

We hear from Bill Alfonso, Rob Van Dam and Scotty Anton. Rob Van Dam says he has Scotty in his corner in his foot problems flare up, and says he is not overconfident because he always backs it up and gives the people want they want to see. He plans to do what he does best in the ring: prove he is everybody's favorite wrestler.

Chris Chetti and Nova beat The Baldies (Angel and Tony DeVito) and the team of Danny Doring and Roadkill in a three-way tag team dance. Danny Doring and Roadkill are eliminated after Angel hits Doring with a guitar shot with a guitar introduced by Vic Grimes, who also gets involved in the match. After the match, The Baldies continue to attack Chetti and Nova, but New Jack shows up with a garbage can full of weapons. This leads to a brawl between New Jack and DeVito that spills into the crowd. After elbow dropping DeVito through a table from a balcony, New Jack gets in the ring and hits Angel - who is being held down by Chetti and Nova - with a guitar before planting a chair on him from the top rope.

It is announced that "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer was attacked by Justin Credible at the beginning of the show.

Before the next match, Steve Corino tells Tajiri that they do not have to fight in front of the fans both in the arena and watching at home, as the fans do not deserve it. He says that people make mistakes and that Tajiri made a big one when he turned his back on The Network. Corino gives Tajiri one last chance to come back to The Network before he kicks his ass. Tajiri answers immediately with a Buzzsaw Kick.

Tajiri beats Steve Corino. After the match. Kanemura and Jack Victory attack Tajiri, then "The American Dream" Dust Rhodes and beats them both up. Rhino then appears and attacks Dusty, then The Sandman shows up for the next match.

Rhino retains the ECW World Television Championship against The Sandman. During the match, Jack Victory shows up, but he is hit with a Singapore cane by Lori Fullington. Corn. Sandman attacks Corino, then Rhino hits sandman with a piledriver on the ramp. Lori slaps Rhino in the face, then Rhino grabs her and takes her into the ring and piledrives her through a table on the outside. Corino and Victory set up a table in the corner, then Rhino gets Lori in the ring so he can Gore her through the second table. Sandman attacks Rhino, Corino and Victory before he can do it, and as he picks Lori up, he is Gored through the table by Rhino, who retains the title. After the match, Rhino scrams at both Sandman and Lori "Happy Mother's Day...you fuckin' bitch!"

Jerry Lynn beats Rob Van Dam, ending a winning streak of over two years. During the match, Cyrus leaves the commentary booth before Steve Corino and Jack Victory show up. Lynn and RVD fight them off, then Rhino runs in and Gores Lynn. RVD and Rhino go at it as Cyrus watches, and Rhino powerbombs RVD. Despite Cyrus egging on Rhino, RVF puts Rhino away before kicking a chair into Cyrus' face with the Van Daminator with help from Bill Alfonso. Afterwards, RVD and Lynn continue to go at it, and when RVD goes for a Five-Star Frog Splash, Scotty Anton shoves RVD off the top rope. Lynn then hits the cradle piledriver for a near-fall. It takes a piledriver on a steel chair afterwards for Lynn to win the match.

Before the next match, Justin Credible says that the match was scheduled to be a three-way dance, but he has some unfinished business with Lance Storm. He says that if anybody besides Lance Storm shows up, he swears to God that he will take the ECW World Heavyweight Championship and throw it in the trash like he did the ECW World Tag Team Championships. Instead of getting Lance Storm, he gets "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, who is immediately held back by officials as well as Paul Heyman. As Justin Credible dares everyone to let Dreamer go so he can throw the belt down, Lance Storm finally shows up with Dawn Marie. Tommy Dreamer gives his blessing to Lance Storm as Paul Heyman repeatedly tells him "He's got us by the balls," then leaves.

Justin Credible retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Lance Storm. During the match, Dawn Marie attacks Francine for hitting Lance Storm with one of her heels, and this leads to a catfight that ends in Justin Credible grabbing her by the hair and hitting her with a Tombstone Piledriver, leading officials to show up and help Dawn Marie to the back. After the match, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer grabs Justin Credible's Singapore cane and nails Justin with it. Francine tries to beg Dreamer off, and Dreamer ends up hugging her before hitting her with the Spicolli Driver.

Heat Wave is Sunday, July 16, 2000!