Saturday, May 12, 2018

Honor Roll - Ring of Honor recap for May 12, 2018

BJ Whitmer guests on commentary for this week.

"The Gatekeeper" Kelly Klein beats Madison Rayne.

We hear from SoCal Uncensored ("Almighty" Christopher Daniels, "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky). Daniels says that despite The Kingdom's (Matt Taven, Vinny Marseglia, TK O'Ryan) shenanigans, they are still the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Champions, and that next week, they will take on Bullet Club. Kazarian says this is one more excuse to spit at and punch the faces of Bullet Club as well as kick them in the balls on the way to one more victory. Scorpio Sky says there is dissension in the Bullet Club while SoCal Uncensored is still an intact unit, and that they will tear Bullet Club apart themselves before the internal strife does.

Jay Lethal says that next week, Punishment Martinez will be stepping in ring with the franchise of Ring of Honor. He says that Punishment Martinez is a bigger man than he is, but luckily for him, this is a pro wrestling match and he is one of the greatest pro wrestlers. He also says Punishment Martinez has a victory over him that he plans to right, and hopes Martinez brings everything he has next week because he knows he will.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) are in the ring. Sabin says that when they got back together, they planned on becoming ROH World Tag Team Champions, and they reached that goal. Now that they are no longer tag team champs, they have no idea where to go from there, and wonder if they should go their separate ways or stay together and prove they are the best tag team there has ever been. He says they do not know, but they do know they have been to Hell and back, and no matter what happens, Shelley is his brother for life. Both men hug, then The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara) interrupt before Shelley can say something, saying they don't care about their problems. Rhett Titus then says he had a favorite movie as a child in Old Yeller and that sometimes, you have to put Old Yeller down. The Dawgs then attack the Guns, and this starts an impromptu match.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) beat The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara).

We hear from The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson). Tonight, they become four-time ROH World Tag Team Champions after they go with The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) one more time and prove they are the greatest of all time.

Next week: Punishment Martinez vs. Jay Lethal!

Facade vs. Eli Ismo ends when Bully Ray gets in the ring and attacks both men. Bully Ray tosses Eli Isom out of the ring before staring down at Dani and tossing Facade out of the ring, then grabs a microphone and enforces the right to fire both Facade and Eli Isom for being "young boy bottom feeders who don't deserve a spot in the wrestling business." Suddenly, Cheeseburger shows up and says he respected and trusted Bully Ray, then calls him "a piece of shit." Bully Ray grabs Cheeseburger by the throat and choke slams him with one hand. Suddenly, ROH CEO Joe Koff says he has nobody to blame for himself for bringing Bully Ray into ROH, and tells Bully Ray he is done as ROH Enforcer. Bully Ray then declares that as of right now, he is officially un-retired. Joe Koff leaves, then Bully puts his WWE Hall of Fame ring on and flips the crowd off.

We hear from Bullet Club ("The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, "The Villain" Marty Scurll, "Hangman" Adam Page). Cody says that they despise SoCal Uncensored ("Almighty" Christopher Daniels, "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky), and that after they beat them, they should get a shot at the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships before Cody takes back the ROH World Championship. Page says they will beat SoCal Uncensored as Cody and Scurll argue over who will become ROH World Champion.

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) beat The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) by disqualification after Mark Briscoe uses a steel chair to stop the Meltzer Driver. The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) retain the ROH World Tag Team Championships. After the match, Mark Briscoe tosses steel chairs into the ring to hit The Young Bucks with before sending Matt Jackson into a pile of steel chairs with a two-man superplex. Flip Gordon, "Hangman" Adam Page and "The Villain" Marty Scurll shows up, but Mark Briscoe also takes them out with steel chairs on the stage. Suddenly, "The American Nightmare" Cody rhodes fights The Briscoes, but Cody gets kicked in the groin and choked with a belt before a steel chair is thrown into his face.

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