Friday, July 26, 2013

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for July 26, 2013

Randy Orton beats Damien Sandow, who is distracted by Cody Rhodes who steals Sandow's Money In The Bank briefcase and walks off with it!



CM Punk is here! He plans to beat Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman at their own game and make Heyman regret his greed at SummerSlam. Fandango comes out only to eat a GTS.



"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Wade Barrett and The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil).



Vickie Guerrero talks to Alberto Del Rio backstage, and also get his chance to choose his SummerSlam opponent. Rob Van Dam shows up, and tells him he wants a shot at Del Rio's World Heavyweight Championship. Meanwhile, Damien Sandow is looking for Cody Rhodes.

Alberto Del Rio feigns injury to beat Rob Van Dam with a cheap shot.



Damien Sandow looks for Cody Rhodes...and meets up with Mark Henry and Booker T. He offends the latter by saying he used to be the SmackDown General Manager, and Mark Henry has to hold Booker back.

AJ Lee is in the ring with Big E Lanston. She says she's fine. (She's still crazy.) She also has Dolph Ziggler's housekeys and wants to let go of them. Ziggler shows up and says the locks have been changed a couple of times. AJ Lee has Ziggler's suitcase and tries to destroy everything. It doesn't faze him, and the crowd calls AJ a psycho. As AJ Lee leaves the ring, Kaitlyn Spears her. Ziggler then Zig Zags Big E.



The Wyatt Family (Eric Rowan and Luke Harper) beat Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) in record time. After this, Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail on Tensai, then tells Kane that if he's looking for him, he'll be here waiting with all of his friends.

Damien Sandow asks Vickie Guerrero is she's seen Cody Rhodes. She's called the authorities, but Damien knows he's running out of time.

Christian beats Jack Swagger. Damien Shows up after the match and demands that Cody Rhodes be arrested for grand larceny and fired. Cody Rhodes shows up on the TitanTron. He's across the street, near the Gulf of Mexico (this week's show took place in Corpus Christi, Texas). He also has the Money In The Bank briefcase for the World title. This spells disaster. Damien goes after him.



Damien Sandow confronts Cody Rhodes. He tries to talk Cody Rhodes, but he throws the briefcase in the Gulf of Mexico. Damien Sandow can't swim, but he goes for it in vain anyway. The show ends with the Money In The Bank briefcase sinking into the Gulf of Mexico and Damien sobbing.

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