WWF owner Vince McMahon shows up to start tonight's show and introduces Kane. After bragging about Kane joining The Corporation and taking out D-Generation X ("Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) - calling Kane a "Christmas bonus" for The Corporation - Vince states that Kane still is and always has been "a menace to society." He says that Kane is totally anti-social and has no values, morals, or any socially redeeming qualities whatsoever. Vince also reveals that Kane was tested quite extensively while he was "away for a while," and that the results of these tests state that Kane is not just a certifiable lunatic, but a certifiable idiot. He says that Kane did not have much schooling growing up, and that Kane's report cards would probably have stated that he is disruptive in class and does not play well with others. Vince addresses the broken home he came from and that Kane may be considered a sympathetic figure after being severely burned when he was young and having the most hideous face because of it, and despite that, everyone has their problems as sometimes "life's a bitch." Vince tells Kane that in the McMahon almanac, there is "no season for sympathy," and that Kane is and always be a genetically altered, mentally deficient freak. He then says that is all right, because Kane is his and The Corporation's freak, and as long as Kane does what Vince does when he says it, there will be no problems. However, the day Kane defies him is the day he sends him back to the sanitarium to rot until his dying days. Vince then shows footage of X-Pac giving Shane McMahon the Bronco Buster, then puts Kane in a match tonight against X-Pac, commanding Kane to destroy him in the process. Vince then, for his own amusement, demands that Kane speak and perhaps thank him. Kane pulls out his autolarynx and says "Thank you, Mr. McMahon" twice after the microphone fails to pick it up well the first time.
Backstage, WWF owner Vince McMahon commands Kane to get him his coffee.
Mosh beats Golga by disqualification after George "The Animal" Steele attacks Mosh with a foreign object.
Michael Cole interviews Terri Runnels and Jacqueline - now known as "P.M.S." - in the ring. Jacqueline explains that "P.M.S." stands for "Pretty Mean Sisters," then Terri Runnels announces that there are a lot of big men with big egos in the WWF who have taken them for granted and disrespected them, and they plan to put them in their place by seducing them before beating them up. As she explains this, Terri Runnels unbuttons Cole's shirt and unzips his pants before Jacqueline tries to pull his pants down (and fail) before kneeing him in the gut.
Backstage, Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson remind Kane to use the big cup for WWF owner Vince McMahon's coffee next time, then tell him to get them some coffee. Kane looks back at them like he is going to choke slam them, however, and Brisco and Patterson say they were only kidding and that they will get it themselves.
Before the next match, The Godfather offers Debra a job, saying she should be with a true pimp like him and that she should come aboard the ho train. Debra refuses, saying she is way out of The Godfather's league, then The Godfather says that "pimpin' ain't easy."
Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart beat Val Venis and The Godfather after Debra distracts Val Venis with her assets to allow Jeff Jarrett to hit the reverse Russian leg sweep for the win.
"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock and The Big Boss Man beat The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) after Boss Man knocks Jeff Hardy out cold prior to Shamrock's ankle lock, then The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) - who have been seen backstage approaching the ring - run in and attack Boss Man and Shamrock.
Before the next match, WWF Commissioner "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels tells the rest of D-Generation X ("Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) to head to the back, forcing X-Pac to face Kane without DX at ringside. Triple H runs back to the ring, allowing X-Pac to take a steel chair to the back of Kane's leg behind the referee's back. WWF owner Vince McMahon, who has also accompanied Kane to the ring, guests on commentary for this match.
Kane beats X-Pac. After the match, WWF Commissioner "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels commands Kane to keep attacking X-Pac, with WWF owner Vince McMahon also directing traffic. The rest of D-Generation X ("Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) run back into the ring to make the save for X-Pac, and Vince, Shawn and Kane retreat.
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